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gurigf looks like a woman now
gurinel tv
Jole lost.
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Brandon DDoser general

Old: >>>/acat/13938
You know what this board needs? A Friday night stream. I've got some time tonight and can stream one of the following:

1. KSP
2. Stellaris
3. Project Zomboid
4. Black Mesa

I'll let anon decide what to do.
Jole lost again 😆 🤣 😂
3ch - gone - gone

Patch, you know!
It's time for a new alt chan!

Give us Goatse-Chan
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Brandon DDoser General
Jole keeps losing 📉

😢 😭 😒 🤔 😆 🤣
CatChan gone forever? Don't worry.

Make the DogChan.
😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂
what happend
Why did James lie about having a family?
james alexander banks lost
so wheremst the fuck are we migrating
karma won
no brandon posting for a day bonus for jole posting the whole day instead
The rivalry between brandon and jole is good and all but i crave variety. I miss toga vs rodent and little d vs pretty much everyone for example. I would start a petty online squabble myself, but i just cannot find enough ego in me to defend my honor for hundreds of posts.
>a towering manager of an MNC that leads a team of several thousand workers
>a skinny manlet with no job,no education and was even homeless at one point
who is the real winner
any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
well brandon its time for you to become the next site owner
bring your laptop to a mcdonalds we'll get you setup
I also became antifascist to counter the anti-pedophile fighters and all anti-pedophile fascism.
dude can you guys chill?
i wish brandon loved me
does anybody have the rage meme of the stickman spitting cereal? i remember a meme of that being posted on old catchan in the first panel saying "she's 11 you pedophi-" and in the other spitting it, the first pic was a pic of an orange skinned blonde blue-eyed girl in a field near her home in the background along with a car in the background, a road and an antennax and in the second she pulled her pants down and showed her extremely tight yoga shorts in the same place, there were 2 pics in the 2nd panel, one a profile pic of her cake and the other a pic of her cake with a leg more forward than the other, please repost it
silvia post something
silvia wtf happend to the v3 onions
what about shrek
273002 Fictional cp
The real casualty here is the Polish porn thread
sorry thanks to someone else that had to be done silvie
This imageboard is filled with actual pedophiles holy shit
where lamdaplusjs.onion @
I just got back from an amusement park and was blessed with seeing so many cute and funny girls. I was so elated and tried to go back to Catchan but now I have nowhere to observe lolis :( It’s so fucking over
I won
I thought this altchan died…
I, Asukadomo Type VIII, issue a fatwah on Matthew Prince, CEO of Cloudflare.

He pretends to be part of the infosec scene while he's actually just a lawyer.
He isn't even a real lawyer, just a dropout.
He conveniently invokes either identity when he needs to appeal to one side.
He has single-handedly blocked Tor, VPN, etc from the internet, for 11 years without rest, by making a trendy webshit as a service that blocks Tor by default, requiring each website admin of a Cloudflare-backed website to overcome philosophical and technical hurdles to even realize this is a problem and to fix it by configuring Cloudflare properly.
In the above, he violated the end-to-end networking principle.
For the vast majority of these 11 years he used ReCaptcha, the most broken piece of shit captcha on earth (which blocks Tor over 50% of the time). It could only be solved by all kinds of tricks like disabling JS which itself raises more red flags on the website that acts like a paranoid retard. If you are blocked by a Cloudflare-backed website, say "", you have to fill out a ReCaptcha (and then a second one to access ""). Each of these steps takes multiple minutes. If you're doing some research it will take hours just to do what took 10 minutes before Cloudflare was invented.
Due to the above, many billions of man hours were wasted browsing websites over Tor, VPN, offices, universities, cafes, etc, due to his broken dipshit idea of blocking "hackers" by IP and making them solve a captcha.
In the above, he violated the purpose of a captcha: to throttle bot comment posts (and similar use cases). There is no other purpose for a captcha, and none would be acceptable. "Thing that stops my site from being rooted" is not a valid use case for a captcha. If you just put a captcha somewhere and only justify it by your opinion, you deserve DEATH. A captcha is not something that can be taken lightly, in network protocol design. He was given high levels of authority, and abused it.
He has single-handedly fabricated a new concept where a website just gives you a captcha because you might be trying to hack it according to some heuristic which almost always gives false positives. Let me state this again: websites did not require a captcha for viewing content before Cloudflare. Not one single website. Dumbass kids getting into webdev now think a captcha gate on the front page is a thing, thanks to Matthew Prince. If you put a captcha on your website anywhere other than a comment or signup form, you are just a nudev eating feces downstream from Matthew Prince.
While implementing all the fuckery above using webdevs (AKA retards), he created the CloudBleed security vulnerability, which caused all of his client bank websites to leak user credentials literally all over the web. Cloudflare no doubt has more of such vulnerabilities, which were obvious and predictable even long before he disclosed Cloudbleed.
He claims that websites are properties, by consistently calling them "web properties", thereby aligning the web as some sort of real estate market where the land owners can sue / jail anyone for made up reasons just like the entertainment industry does with DMCA (or just like land owners do to anyone and everyone for bullshit like "hanging around"). When in reality the internet is just for lulz.
He aligns his philosophy of attacking users when it has a 0.000000001 cent cost to the "web property" with liberal politics. So if you argue that blocking Tor is fucking retarded and pointless, you are labelled a nazi by the left wing sheep. He got rid of 8chan because it was too far from the left - it allowed people to say things without "moderation" (actually it had heavy moderation and /tech/ was complete center). But 8chan made the mistake of not hiring N employees to "moderate" every single thing a user ever posts, and so /pol/ was allowed to exist with its 5 users, and then Tarrant posted his manifesto there. He then tried to formalize his reasoning as "8chan does not uphold rule of law", which means absolutely nothing, but he thought he was real smart for using a phrase he got from his half assed law degree. In reality, he just kicked off 8chan because it was not left wing enough. It did not ban people for saying "nigger".
He has centralized most of the internet. He MITMs every user of his service. He grants this access to the NSA. Not maybe, he does. Just like before Snowden, it was obvious before it was "revealed".
He started off his business by showing how he thwarted a gorillian pedobyte DDoS attack, which has left a mythos in the average script kiddie that "cloudflare is the only way to stop DDoS". On the contrary, what they actually sell to businesses is snakeoil like "blocking hacker IPs", and "blocking scapers", which is another nail in his coffin because the only fucking use the web has is for being scraped. It's literally impossible to use any website made after 2001 without a bash script to retrieve its contents and display it in a terse form.
On top of all of this, he protects child porn, piracy, and scam websites by obscuring their ownership as well as protecting them from DDoS, citing free speech and such while still terminating sites like 8chan.
This faggot's net worth is 8 billion dollars from making a glorified CDN any stupid fucking techie kid could (and did) back before 2010.
There is a cult surrounding this absolute hack of a company. Cloudflare is run by people who do not even understand the most basic engineering principles, who repeatedly show this by explaining how after N years they figured out how to do something previous net companies were already doing 10 years before them. If you say anything bad about Cloudflare you are automatically downvoted on HN and some faggot you're conversing with in a SF cafe will raise his eyebrow like you're one of "them". I'm not saying "bad" as in you called them niggers. I'm saying, if you even disagree with any single technical choice they made, or prefer some other company for one of their services.

Kill Matthew Prince. Behead Matthew Prince. Roundhouse kick Matthew Prince into the concrete. Slam dunk Matthew Prince as a baby into the trash can. Crucify Matthew Prince. Defecate in Matthew Prince's food. Launch Matthew Prince into the sun.

If you delete this post you're gay.
Freedom for pedophiles, freedom for girllovers, freedom for little girls, freedom for children! Death to fascist anti-pedophiles!
Freedom for pedophiles, freedom for girllovers, freedom for little girls, freedom for children! Death to fascist anti-pedophiles!
See what happens when people post things against the rules of the Internet just because they can't keep their pedo hands off their cocks and post perverted nudes of kids
i hate every fucking nigger in open source
youre either some good boy faggot who lists his name as he/him and eats up all the latest gaybo shit like docker
a reactionary boomer or boomer offspring who thinks using C (incorrectly) is analogous to being a real man who eats burgers every day combined with autism or some other major mental disorder and tinkers and worships pointlessly complex garbage like perl and the terminal and shell scripts (all of which can be replaced by /dev/null and the OS would just be better and more stable)
i never wanted to be a part of ANY of you, i only got into open source to secure my OS so it wont have any backdoors / vulns from corporate incompetence. however open source projects are all run with the same braindead americunt mindset as corporations and none of them are worth fuck all
i only got into programming to hack shit and increase my botnet
fuck you all gay wiggers hapas are superior to whites.
i am posting this on some insanely inept board for people with literal brain damage who are thus attracted to 8 year olds because this is the absolute state of the internet. theres nowhere else i can post simple facts without it being deleted
Once upon a time, there was a cat named Whiskers who found solace in the online realm of Catchan. With paws dancing across the keyboard, Whiskers shared his feline musings, captivating the community with majestic tales and hilarious anecdotes. Though he did nothing else with his life, his words brought joy and laughter to all who read them, proving that even a simple online presence can make a profound impact.
How would anyone possibly be able to identify toga when he posts now
Any similar sites?
One of the longest lived freech incarnations was a kareha textboard dedicated to rodent. We can make this work without pictures
What happens when it becomes a chan?
tfw silvia didn't back up the database locally and can't launch it on a new vps
i hate you all so fucking much
on the next iteration of mellowchan all known pedophiles will be permabanned on sight
users will also be shown a slideshow of images of children and will be subjected to a penile plethysmograph test prior to posting to root out any pedophiles before access to the posting privileges are granted
i love you nade
is this actually good
3ch won
brandon won
patch lost
cake lost
britanon won
discordniggers lost
new diary of a wimpy kid book time to pirate it
post ((( art ))) or copypastas with the code tag in this thread to find out what language it is in fact checked by herd social scientists
silvia fix the site this instant or im having you assassinated im a very dangerous man
Looks up at green lady statue half buried in the beach.

You broke posting
kYour stie now accuses me of posting form an invalid url and i'm pretty sure i did no such things
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