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Looks up at green lady statue half buried in the beach.

AHH SHIT SILVIA YA BLEW IT UP!
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>>76 (OP) 
i should never have mentioned the embed thingy if only i had known the ramifications of that post i'd have censored myself
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>>78
Shakes head in disappointment. I had shit to post... It wasn't special but I was going to post it.
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https://kohlchan.net/.media/37abccb96ac659b0265c0a27a20e633bb668c16b046fa4ddb6a5d91f3237a23c.png
Lmao what happened
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>>80
same tbh i had at least a few cringeposts planned
>>78
It's over.

#include <its-over.jpg>
>>82
patch baked a pizza and sent it over the wire and the server thought it was a cookie until it got dipped in the milk and now there's tomato sauce in the milk which of course as you know is NO GOOD!
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>>90
this patch won and it's all my fault for making the post that allowed the pizza in
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>>91
Now silvia is going into the WOP code manually to map tomato paste to chocolate chips but has to bake it up first so it doesn't slide off the sheet.
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>>93
realistically our only hope is tom having a milk filter tbh
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>>93
Just last month I nearly burned my house down making kolbasa. How you think I can do something professional like that?^^
>>94
Tom offers 1h help for 50usd. I'll just give him the bitcoin and a root password and tell him to fix me LOL
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>>95
Must be nice to be a wealthy russian oligarch ngl
>>95
>tom charges more than fred
sorry guys i hacked the site, i'm so mischievous :)
i will be willing to restore full functionality in exchange for one (1) rare nade selfie
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>>99
Sorry but we only negotiate with domestic terrorists and you're a foreign agent now
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>>100
you really cant blame me
every time i come here intending to post i get sidetracked by all the flashy pedo threads and end up edging for 16+ hours to the sexy kids
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>>101
It happens to the best of us--
>>76 (OP) 
its called the statue of liberty
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