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brandon stop derailing because youre mad
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good morning brandon another day to stop the jew world order
>>90925
what does this have to do with the price of btfo's
>>90926
brandon isn't mad brandon is sad and bad
brandon i'm going to find you in public and follow you

Best thread v2

Brandon DDoser general

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Don't talk to strangers
'Cause they're only there to do you harm
Don't write in starlight
'Cause the words may come out real
Don't hide in doorways
You may find the key that opens up your soul
Don't go to heaven
'Cause it's really only Hell
Don't smell the flowers
They're an evil drug to make you lose your mind
Don't dream of women
'Cause they'll only bring you down
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>>90507
another purpleless day
black or grey
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>>90917
(ノ-_-)ノ ミ ┴┴

( ⌐≖`/ᗝ\´≖¬)/| >TRANNY | <ACK! ⌐(|_´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ)
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test8
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iidot
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>>88872
cheater
shamefur dispray
w
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>>89999
tsk tsk

SILVIIIIIIIIIA
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What does Ukrainian electrics have to do with this site? .pk is Pakistan? Idk how this stuff works tho I could be wrong. Is the server in Ukraine??
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>>504
we want them to legalize cunny so we can host there
>>504
No, the server isn't in Ukraine anymore. But a lot of the girls we love are!
what
test1

Kill paedophs. Behead paedophs. Roundhouse kick a paedoph into the concrete. Slam dunk a paedoph baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a paedophs food. Launch paedophs into the sun. Stir fry paedophs in a wok. Toss paedophs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a paedophs gas tank. Judo throw paedophs into a wood chipper. Twist paedophs heads off. Report paedophs to the IRS. Karate chop paedophs in half. Curb stomp pregnant black paedophs. Trap paedophs in quicksand. Crush paedophs in the trash compactor. Liquefy paedophs in a vat of acid. Eat paedophs. Dissect paedophs. Exterminate paedophs in the gas chamber. Stomp paedoph skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate paedophs in the oven. Lobotomize paedophs. Mandatory abortions for paedophs. Grind paedoph fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown paedophs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize paedophs with a ray gun. Kick old paedophs down the stairs. Feed paedophs to alligators. Slice paedophs with a katana. Put a bomb in a paedoph's mouth. Throw knives at paedophs. Inflate paedophs until they pop. Send paedophs into a blackhole. Castrate paedophs. Feed paedophs poisoned food. Force paedophs to walk the plank. Push paedophs into a pit. Kneel on a paedoph's neck. Curse paedophs with a spell. Stuff paedoph babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten paedophs with a tank. Pop a paedoph's car tire. Strike paedoph children with a ruler. Make paedophs swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a paedoph's limbs. Airdr
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Dr Disrespect and Vaush btfo
HUH
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huh2
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Huh3
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>>86665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVWeRnStdSA

good morning friends when catchan dies i will never be using a textboard again
https://files.catbox.moe/91hjsh.mp4

silvia fix the site this instant or im having you assassinated im a very dangerous man
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>>144
what is that supposed to mean
i dont speak the secret pedo language
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>>145
But the posting is already working? And it's okay, most people think 🇫🇮 Finland doesn't exist so the meaning isn't too much there--
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>>146
i have brandon robert kelley tied up and gagged in my closet fix the site in 13 hours or ill have no choice but to take his anal virginity
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>>147
i couldnt resist i did it already
fix the site in 9 hours though or this time im taking his urethral virginity
resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix resolved as wont fix

The real casualty here is the Polish porn thread
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>>12994
also me
>>14242
tbh maybe it wasnt im not even sure now
>3 weeks ago
Did the Polish police get him?
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>>14245
I hope not he is valued poster
porn is bad mkay

i love you nade
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I hate you, you're a ((( bad actor ))).

t. nade
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>>1203
show me your nudes
t. bad actor
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>>124 (OP) 
>>1208
My cock is bigger than yours.

t. nade
said no one ever

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i got really tired of making them 
im hoping more organic drama will happen again the whole cake fiasco was super entertaining
i think britanon ark is coming soon
arc*
>>1655
If only it were really me.
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>>1702
>t. cake
who is cake?

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