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Catchan v3: Currently accessible through onion domain only.
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>>76049
> open board creation 

Opem user board creation on chans is one of those things that sounded like a cool thing and a great idea when it came along...but it ultimately turned out to just be cancer and a site owner's nightmare which always ends badly
That's just my take on it, having observed it actually in action over time
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>>76065
Remember yonkers
Replies: >>76067
>>76066

Yes...a kook...but a mostly likeable kook
Replies: >>76068
>>76067
I saw his butt hole
Replies: >>76069 >>76070
>>76068

I did not need to know that
>>76068
you like buttholes?
Replies: >>76071
>>76070
No
>>76064
>(he was trying to convince everyone I was a CP spammer).
lol
I like hedgehogs
Replies: >>76075
>>76057
😭
>>76073
https://litter.catbox.moe/yu23ua.mp4

high, high quality post

probably the best post in weeks
I like pretty skirts and pink lemonade
Replies: >>76077 >>76079
>>76076
poor post, bad, bad post
Replies: >>76080
life is full of ups and downs
>>76076
you like food
>>76077
Ok i like black lemonade
I miss HAL tbh

Maybe the Ayyyys finally got him...I dunno
:(
Replies: >>76086 >>76088
I think the nepalese girl next to me rn is inbred becuase she is shorter than me and her eyes are facing different directions
Replies: >>76083 >>76085
>>76082
Get out from front of the mirror
Replies: >>76093
every year i replace a service with an identical one from a different company. do people just skyrocket their rates 50000% after 1 contract cause they assume youll be locked into their ecosystem? i guess they think theyre oracle
>>76082
dont talk like that about your only friend
Replies: >>76093
>>76081
I miss him too tbh
He shouldve gone to session
>>76081
is that the alien schizo guy
Replies: >>76091
>What Happened: Law enforcement agencies coerced major ISPs to monitor connections to specific Tor relays. By analyzing the precise timing of data packets, they were able to link anonymous users to their real-world identities. While such Traffic Analyses have been theoretically known to pose a threat to Tor, this is afaik the first confirmed usage of them being used successfully on a larger scale to deanonyise tor users. 

https://www.tagesschau.de/investigativ/panorama/tor-netzwerk-100.html
Replies: >>76099
>>76088
ya
Replies: >>76094
if i had an alien im my living room brandon would get probed every day
>>76085
I have a few friends who are nepalese and they dont have weird eyes
>>76083
Wtf im short and inbred but not that short and inbred
>>76091
>ya
hes gonna come back as a skinwalker, dont be sad the transformation just takes time
Replies: >>76095
>>76094
i dont really miss him tbh he posted hebes and always said the same lines
Replies: >>76096
>>76095
>i dont really miss him tbh he posted hebes and always said the same lines
i cant think of anyone i miss
>>76096
Brandon
Replies: >>76098
>>76097
its like self induced tourettes i just put it in there randomly now i think it to myself a couple times a day when im alone
>>76090
>By analyzing the precise timing of data packets, they were able to link anonymous users to their real-world identities.
Hmm is there a known way to obfuscate this?
>>76099
Yeah dont use tor
Replies: >>76103
Or just use VPN+tor i guess
>>76100
This method still works when you don't use tor it's just unnecessary
which everyone does already i thinj
>>76099
use a vpn with tor
>>76099
>Hmm is there a known way to obfuscate this?
making packets all the same size and messing with timings slightly? idk mullvad is the only one who cares about traffic analysis as far as i can tell and i doubt it matters
Replies: >>76108
like ooh im going to jail my $5 doesnt matter
>>76106
Yea but they can coerce mullvad I guess
Replies: >>76109 >>76111
>>76108
Coerce how
>>76099
No, it's an inherent flaw in the network that even the creators talked about a decade ago. The only way to obfuscate it is for more regular people to run TOR nodes, but when the government has majority of nodes (and the ISP providers), there isn't much that can be done, lol.
>>76108
yea nothings perfect, i dont think a single vpn company even owns their own datacenters at best they rent space.
Replies: >>76112
>>76111
Pretty much. Mullvad says clearly which ones they rent and which they own, so you can do that if you care enough (and only use their servers).
Replies: >>76113
>>76112
servers are owned, doesnt mean the rack space isnt rented
which is like meaningless cause how does that stop glowies if you cant even say who gets in ?
Replies: >>76118
cool marketing though thanks guys
i had a really cool thing happen today, i was outside playing guitar and a butterfly landed right on my hand 🦋
>>76096

I would miss you, if you went away tbh
>>76114
so they have to bribe like 4 different companies?
Replies: >>76120
not realistic imo
>>76118
is a data center security guard gonna stop glowie agents idk
https://files.catbox.moe/rmoy1t.jpg

Interdasting so it's probably possible to hide your footprint
Replies: >>76122
>>76121
4. sounds best
Those adversarial machine learning algorithms will usher in a new golden age for pedoniggers
Replies: >>76125 >>76130
wow those fed rate cuts cause a lot of buying
>>76123
> pedoniggers 

That word is offensive...I am not  a pedonigger...I am a pedonegro
brandon what are ur thoughts on benadryl

>>76126 
got my current urine colour
>>76017
he's one of the most autistic people I've ever talked to
Replies: >>76131 >>76137
>>76123
moobie?
Replies: >>76133 >>76134
>>76129
patch is way cooler
Replies: >>76135
best danish guy
>>76130
https://cytu.be/r/moobiecats#

yea I was waiting for you tbh
ill need a few more minutes
>>76130
https://cytu.be/r/moobiecats
>>76131
unironically
Replies: >>76136
>>76135
>unironically
if we build his hopes up enough and crush them he may be able to beat his world record
>>76129
Dude hes not autistuc
Replies: >>76139
And patch is stupid he never took me to the nerherlands
Replies: >>76140
>>76137
lol
>>76138
>And patch is stupid he never took me to the nerherlands
he cant afford that
Replies: >>76141
>>76140
Why would he offer if he cant go through with it what a outrageous man
Replies: >>76142
>>76141
>Why would he offer if he cant go through with it
maybe patch just wants to talk to little girls and doesnt know how idk women get offered stuff that never materialize all the time if u dont ask for at least half upfront
brandon is mod pizza good
Replies: >>76146
https://youtube.com/shorts/nhjCoZv6OFo?

She suffers from littleness syndrome 😭
Replies: >>76149
https://cytu.be/r/moobiecats

moobie
>>76143
wtf it looks like subway for pizzas
Where is brandon
brandon help its too cold to pump anymore heat and its 76
>>76144
Cute 😭😭😭
Replies: >>76150
>>76149
Haters on the comments though...
>Be gaming, kinda tired and could use tea
>Need refresh
>Go to shower
>Plan to take Tea after shower
>Forget and continue playing video game
>Walk to kitchen because you are fucking tired for some reason
>Go to Kitchen
>Mug is there with Tea bag
<Fuck i forgot to take it
>Go to computer
>Write greentext

Am i retarded?
Replies: >>76152
>>76151
You didn't shower either?
Replies: >>76155 >>76173
Guys good news doctor says i got taller (5’0 and half)
https://soyjak.party/news/thread/1381.html
>me desperate trying to shill catchan on sh*rty
>The "anti-pedo squad" faggots are too pussy to raid it
>instead attempt to raid pajeet cartoon website with draeing of little girls or something
>epic fail
>made it s sticky and brag about it
Why nosoytrannies are so fucking pathetic?
>>76152
that i did remember to do
>>76096
Nobody epuld ever miss you except of literal kike faggots, kill yourself shitskin rodent subhuman.
Replies: >>76158 >>76161
https://salem.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_Robert_Brandon

>hes bald irl too
>>76156
retarded pedonigger is mad and cant spell for shit
Replies: >>76179
what agencies are in quantico this job offer loks cool
oh its fbi theyd drug test
>>76156

You are a very impolite fellow
>explain complex vulnerabilities and their potential use
oh ya mr glowey just go right out and say it dude
if the real brandon is in a cytube movie night im going to be upset and were going to have to scheme in some way of killing it and getting brandon to spend more time here
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>>76164
yeah he's there
Replies: >>76166
>>76154
>Why you niggers are so afraid to raid actual pedos?
most of the people here arent even pedos

>>76165
>yeah he's there
were gonna ransom the cytube owner
Replies: >>76171 >>76191
>>76164
Unfortunately he isn't but Michael Robert Brandon was in the movie we just watched, he played a bald retard
we need some kind of digital GPS on brandon to know where he is on the internet at all times
>>76154
Last time they raided us, their site had some issues. Pretty sure they wordfiltered our site after and deleted any raid thread mentioning us.
Replies: >>76183
>>76166
>most of the people here arent even pedos
so much this
it's just karma and a few other freaks who are legit pedos
>>76171
Thanks for the support
>>76152
Showering is for betas
>>76171
ngl karma is a bit of a pedo tbh
mmmmmm benadryl i love benadryl
>>76171
>it's just karma and a few other freaks who are legit pedos
aj is best pedo
Brandon Robert Michael
Replies: >>76178 >>76186
>>76177
when did u get gay married?
>>76158
Kill yourself degenerate drug addict shitskin deranged faggot gerontonigger
Replies: >>76180
>>76179
stay mad brandon you lost
its all over brandon patch killed all the posters around you now you have nothing but a t-no please dont go to 4chan
oh well its my shift to brandon post i gotta make a lot
>>76170
FUCKING KEK. Do they wordfilter only the old domains or .top too? What kind of issues their site had?
Their raid is how I found about catchan lmao. I wish these faggots raid you more, sadly they are too gay and retarded to do so.
>>76154
>drawings of children is le pedo
lol they are so retarded
https://www.youtube.com/live/JaUlfSeZhX4?si=RBfvrQoyByF9sTYf
>>76183
u sound like a spy
Replies: >>76187
>>76177
Neber forget
>>76185
Nah he is one of us
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>>76187
>Nah he is one of us
theyve compromised karmie that wasnt hard
Replies: >>76190
>>76183
>I wish these faggots raid you more
why?
Replies: >>76197
>>76188
Ive always been a sell out its just a matter of price
>>76171
>>76166
Silvia (owner of catchan) is an open nonce doebeit.
Replies: >>76192
>>76191
>Silvia (owner of catchan) is an open nonce doebeit.
you sure? alina is way too old and he has children but hasnt done anything to them ever or talked about doing stuff to their friends. real pedos can't keep their hands off their children or any kids really
Replies: >>76194 >>76204
>>76183
>Do they wordfilter only the old domains or .top too?
Probably just .pk , not sure. And the issues their site had was botspam I guess, they ended up blocking all VPN from posting and had permanent Cloudflare checks for days.
Replies: >>76208
>>76192
Oh fuck guess i gotta give my pedo card away
Replies: >>76195 >>76199
>>76194
ur arent dedicated like brit
also gay pedoism is a different class of shit gay pedos are just old men fucking kids on grindr
>>76189
I am bored, that's why. Also raid is what brough more people to catchan, it's an unironic free advertisement. I wish silvia open a media posting site than just onion, even if it's on private server that cannot be shown on google search. Onion is fucking slow, tor is gay.
Replies: >>76198
>>76197
>I am bored, that's why.
wow have you picked the wrong fucking website to come to
>>76194
you molested many of your cousins...
Replies: >>76201 >>76206
HAL was cool he occasionally said some rad shit 
He was so close to accepting his pedoness too :c rip
Replies: >>76202 >>76205
>>76199
t. my cousin
>>76200
t. HAL
nzie why u larp as nonpedo?
Replies: >>76245
>>76192
He faps to sofia now, which is young little girl even though looks like a trash.
Replies: >>76211
>>76200
never forget the day he found 6yo Milana hot
Replies: >>76207
>>76199
Did u actually karma?
Replies: >>76209
>>76205
^^^^^^^^^
>>76193
They also banned me even though I did nothing wrong;(
https://catchan.top/file/8edd7834ac06c44b3d7b72073a6a4736a25b1dc83e228f8085f66b702eeb34f6.jpg
Replies: >>76213
>>76206
he confessed to it on camera
https://youtu.be/R09tTkDZpvE
Replies: >>76210 >>76215
>>76209
i dont understand how you can be so out of breath from walking lmao
Replies: >>76212 >>76217
>>76204
Pfft, you have trash taste.
Replies: >>76221
>>76210
stfu child molester!
Replies: >>76214
>>76208
the first step in giving up the children is admitting u have a problem 😌

>doll
Another case of an "anti" being a hardcore ceepee freak?
Replies: >>76220 >>76231
>>76212
Cope fatty
Replies: >>76216
>>76209
That pedohunter faggot looks like a jew lol
>>76214
Vaush is a pedo like you and he is so ugly and weird looking 
that guy is much better looking than Vaush tbh
Replies: >>76219
>>76210
Eating babies is bad for your cholesterol
if soyjak can sell for over $1000 maybe patch should get into the business of selling used imageboards, maybe it isn't a bad way for him to make money
>>76216
he isnt 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H-aVOQcRZz4
Replies: >>76224
>>76213
I don't know anything about him, that was the first time I posted on the site and that's because I was making fun of them about the "raid", and he banned me. I thought it would be funny to try and appeal it and then he posted that message trying to "leak my IP", as if it mattered, lol.
Replies: >>76241
>>76211
No nigger, sofia is the most mediocre roundfaced trash slavoid lg there is, and you idolising her. You must be a mongol.
Replies: >>76233 >>76236
Trvke above me
trips above me
>>76219
he was exposed saying he supported lowering the AoC on discord and he was caught with lolicon on his computer
Replies: >>76225
>>76224
so hebephile
Replies: >>76227
>>76225
cope

1. he likes prepubescent children 
2. hebes are pedos anyway
Replies: >>76232
this sites default theme is ugly
Replies: >>76230
>>76226
wow you can land an airplane on that forehead
>>76228
True, I use Tomorrow.
>>76213
Irony is that frootcord (doll is co-owner of sh*rty, and thus is part of it) have been exposed as sharing gore of children and literal VP among themselves GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Replies: >>76234 >>76244
>>76227
>Please never respond to me again because im a troll
Ok.
Replies: >>76235 >>76242
>>76221
https://files.catbox.moe/in5ulo.mp4
>>76231
>VP
CP*
>>76232
>>Please never respond to me again because im a troll
great idea for brk
>>76221
t. narrow horse face inbred anglo mutt
Replies: >>76246
>>76233

Very cute video tbh
>>76233
Sofia won, shit-taste Anon lost^^
Replies: >>76246
>>76233
Prime Sofia
>>76233
S2S2S2S2S2S2
>>76220
Didn't ((( Doll ))) was like, literally seething? I remember screenshot you made with him saying shit like "STAY AWAY FROM MY WEBSITE YOU FREAKING PEDO" or something like that kek.
Replies: >>76248
just won a debate 
>>76232
just realized im using gurochan. horrible theme for a guro themed board wtf
>>76231
lmaooo
>>76203
where did I do that?
Replies: >>76250
>>76236
>>76238
You're both brown and in to subhuman pleb taste tbh. Sofia is a garbage bin on the legs. Alina is the second most trash female after sofia.
Replies: >>76252
cancer is a cool theme
Replies: >>76253
>>76241
Yeah, I think he was upset at how helpless he was trying to stop me from posting? And then it got worse for him, weird.
Replies: >>76288
i like how theres a person icon as if theres supposed to be avatars
>>76245
U weren't the one saying pedonigger this pedonigger that?
Replies: >>76254
ofc karma is a libertarian cuz he's retarded and sucks at debating  
https://youtu.be/MIE3VOGemlA
Replies: >>76255
>>76246
Cope
Also who's alina?
Replies: >>76264
>>76247

Use the Win95 theme tbh...for maximum experience of stupid
Replies: >>76259
>>76250
no?
Replies: >>76263
>>76251
>gayest hat on earth
instant L
Replies: >>76260
real white men prefer asian girls tbh
>average le sofia post https://youtu.be/ktVhGWzvmV0?si=bNzPcheXJLA8cRdp
Replies: >>76268 >>76270
leave karma alone he doesn't even know how to make a bed
Replies: >>76276
>>76253
its interesting but its boring cause it only really changes the navbar. honestly most themes are just fucking ugly color pairs sometimes with stupid backgrounds, i wish more themes were like cancer and changed the look way more. i might swap between themes more often
>>76255
cope, karma
also no bottom of thread button in cancer fix @sivlia
Replies: >>76262
>>76261
does your keyboard not have an end key?
Replies: >>76265
>>76254
ok mb
>>76252
Some old midget mutt femoid around 25 years old now with a face of a creampie that silvamongol used to post before sofia
Replies: >>76275
>>76262
it does but i dont use it
Replies: >>76266
>>76265
skill issue
i only wanna bring my hands up to post
>>76257
LOL
https://files.catbox.moe/cb2218.jpg
Replies: >>76272
1 hand unless i guess i bind end to my mouse thatd work
Replies: >>76271
>>76257
kek
>>76269
click the scrollbar
Replies: >>76273
>>76268
bts?
>>76271
its a lot smaller and i gotta drag it to the bottom right the other ones just a buttom
Replies: >>76278
its a good button brandon
>>76264
intrigued
>>76258
koomie 😁
nvm i fixed it
Replies: >>76279
>>76273
use hotkey then arrows
>>76277
>button was there all along
retard
Replies: >>76280
>>76279
.stickynav {
display:flex!Important;
}

nah i had to add this, the cancer theme removes it
fucking beds how do they work?
shitty theme removing features on literally a blank part of the screen thats unused
Replies: >>76285 >>76289
and most importantly koomie.
koomie sleeps in a sauna
>>76282
it's a pointless useless feature so makes sense why they would remove it
Replies: >>76286
>>76285
>it's a pointless useless feature so makes sense why they would remove it
its a great feature brandon
the overwhelming majority of libertarians are not pro pedo and many of them think the AoC should be 18
karma is just a fringe libertarian freak
Replies: >>76290
>>76248
That was funny, do you still have memorabilia from sharty raid? Shit was golden.
Replies: >>76297
>>76282
That's why the phasing out of 16:10 screens should've sparked ww3
>>76287
Most libertarians aren't actually libertarians
Replies: >>76291
>>76290

Lol...yeah, that
Replies: >>76292
>>76291
And most jews arent actually gassed
Replies: >>76293
>>76292
is there a single provable case of a jew being gassed?
Replies: >>76294 >>76296
>>76293

I fart a lot...does that count?
Replies: >>76295
>>76294
😐
>>76293
No
>>76288
No, I was only on the site for like 30 minutes before leaving to go back to girl posting, no idea what happened after I left^^
I wouldn't be surprised if more gentiles have been gassed by jews than vice versa
>gone almost 12 hours >>75876
>Zain and James here the whole time obsessing over me
>>75868
🤭 Called it

>>75879
Yup

>>75897
Lol why would I waste a weekend with him gone spending it getting picked at by his ineffective caricature?
>thousands of pagers used by Hezbollah members spontaneously detonated across Lebanon, killing at least a dozen people, including two children, and wounding around 3,000 others. A second wave of explosions took place on Wednesday, this time targeting handheld walkie-talkies. Wednesday’s blasts killed at least 14 people and injured nearly 500.

>Lebanese, Israeli and American sources have all identified Israel’s Mossad intelligence agency as the culprit. According to US and Israeli sources interviewed by Axios, Mossad rigged thousands of the communications devices to blow, intending to remotely trigger the explosions as the first blow in a full-scale war with Hezbollah.

So they rigged the pagers, then the walkie talkies? And now they are declaring war in Lebanon, hm.
Replies: >>76303
the notorious B.R.K.
>>76300
>Lebanese, Israeli and American sources have all identified Israel’s Mossad intelligence agency as the culprit. 
>including two children, and wounding around 3,000 others. 
Literal terrorism, and they've even copped to it, lol
And nothing will happen either
Replies: >>76304 >>76308
>>76303
But you have to understand that friends of America can't be terrorists! Yes, this includes the hospital-bombing Jews and the hand-saw Saudis^^
Replies: >>76309 >>76433
https://youtu.be/atWFe8bc_jU?
Karma ^^^^
"hebes" are pedos because like over 50% of society thinks so

karma is so retarded and he doesn't know how definitions   work 😒
cancer looks good with a couple changes
dao yu what are ur colours i got the brk theme going on
Replies: >>76433
>>76303
MSM blackout as per usual no doubt
Replies: >>76313
>>76304
Israel is even pressuring America to make some African country stop calling them terrorists to the ICC. Despite America not even being party to it. Weird?
Replies: >>76313
>>76306
deferring to common use over etymology is cucked faggotbrain kikery
Replies: >>76311
>>76310
um ok?

definitions are still created by society, idiot
Replies: >>76315
imagine liking white women tbh 🤮
https://youtu.be/o0c5oZLx408
>>76308
*msm silence 
>>76309
isn't this akin to getting one of your buddies to extort the jury members of your own trial?
Replies: >>76314
>>76313
Something like this. It's fun being the one making the rules^^
>>76311
lmao no they're fucking not 
literal mascot tier smh
Replies: >>76318
>>76306
possible language: csharp, relevance: 9
Paedophilia:

    Definition: Sexual attraction to prepubescent children.
    Origin: From Greek roots pais, paidos ("child") and philia ("love or friendship"), the term refers to an abnormal or pathological interest in children, usually under the age of 13.
    Medical Definition: In clinical terms, paedophilia is considered a psychiatric disorder characterized by an adult's sexual attraction to prepubescent children, typically those under the age of puberty.

Hebephilia:

    Definition: Sexual attraction to early adolescent children, typically those who are in the early stages of puberty, usually between the ages of 11 and 14.
    Origin: From the Greek word Hebe (the goddess of youth) and philia (meaning "love" or "attraction"), it describes an attraction to individuals who are in early adolescence.
    Medical Definition: Though not as commonly recognized in mainstream dictionaries, hebephilia refers to sexual preference for children who are in the early stages of puberty and is sometimes distinguished from paedophilia in clinical settings.
Replies: >>76318
>>76306
you are retard because over 50% of us think so
Replies: >>76319 >>76323
>>76315
copeseethe
>>76316
what percentage of society uses these terms?
Replies: >>76320 >>76322
>>76317
🤭^
>>76318
100%
https://files.catbox.moe/fmdm0t.png
tomorrowcancer sucks brandon i need to find a better combo
>>76318
Go learn the history of dictionaries especially the oxford dictionary u stupid foidbrain bug
>>76317

Checkmate--
Karmie wins...with an assist from ILC
:D
you pedos are coping tbh 🥱
Dr. Disrespect was accused of chatting with a 17yo girl and he got called a pedo and got cancelled 🤭
Replies: >>76327
no u
>>76325
Dr disrespect tried to stretch me
>average person is retarded 
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
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bros...........................................

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
😱😱😱'd irl tbh
It's so nice of Anna to host annas-archive.org tbh 
Because of her efforts I have endless pdfs to read on my kindle

https://files.catbox.moe/plgrht.jpg
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>>76328
Yeah youre not average youre special
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>>76332
how dare you speak to me
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>>76331
Hey it's real, and it looks neat too.
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>>76334
ip logger virus zip bomb
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>>76333
wooow sick gets how many pairs of clothes does brandon own
>>76333
Who are u
do you think brandon bothers to dress his dad
what society thinks is really important, idiot 🤦‍♂️
pennsylvania cannot be fucking real i saw a woman casually walking on the street at 6am with period blood all over her pants
why don't you guys move to Vietnam?
https://youtu.be/vyQ8N6OP3JQ?si=-6Dn5I5NKL0UEKIh
Replies: >>76343
>>76335
RIP, I already downloaded a book from it to see how easy it would be. Downloaded Game of Thrones because it was the first book that came to my mind, lol. 

wtf is a .cbr file?
>>76341
Oh cool I wonder why its so cheap *has to shit in my own hands and dig a hole to bury it in because theres barely any plumbing*
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>>76343
why are you always scat posting
Replies: >>76347
central brandon registry
>>76334
It's good, also has the entire scihub catalogue
>>76344
Why tf would you use the word scat stop replying to me dude say poop
the cats are trying to tell us something
https://files.catbox.moe/jnozf6.png
“Scat” tell me youre addicted to internet porn without telling me youre addicted to internet porn
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>>76349
they have shit in real life too
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>>76350
Yeah they have shit NOT scat
Replies: >>76353
mascot is obsessed with scat 🤭
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>>76351
its the same thing in fact people say scat all the time in real life u would know if u were cool
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>>76353
U hang out with either old british people or internet porn addicts
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>>76354
nope public school teachers
Replies: >>76357
mascot why are you always scat poop posting?
>>76355
Dude my teachers say poop and even in biology or some shit we dont talk about poop in a formal way
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>>76352
so is karma(cuz hes gay)
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>>76357
cause they dont wanna out themselves then everyone would know theyre pedos
i got ice cream
>>76358
lol
mascot read a book sometime, scat is a commonly used word
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>>76361
I read poetry and classics i dont care for shit literature
Replies: >>76380
You guys ever go thrifting?
Replies: >>76365 >>76368
bros is clearnet filehost nn likely 🍯?
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>>76363
no i dont shop at goodwill for clothing like ur family
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>>76365
I was at platos closet like 15min ago
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>>76366
who goes to a store named that
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>>76363
You're asking us if we're poor?
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>>76364
Yea might as well post studio cp why are pedos so feeble minded
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>>76368
some people pretend its a hobby and sometimes people get conned into thinking they can find good retro stuff there
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>>76364

Depends what you call NN
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>>76367
Dont ask it has name brand stuff
>>76368
I dont go because im poor i go because im a hippie
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>>76372
>Dont ask it has name brand stuff
it says theyre used
Replies: >>76375
mascot's family are rats who live at the back of a chinese restaurant
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>>76373
And?
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>>76375
>And?
we gave the indians used blankets look what happened to them
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>>76374
I wish i was a little rodent rat creature perferably the ones that got long legs and jump that look like mice so i wouldnt have to go to school
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>>76377
patch would torture you
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>>76376
They give us gas stations and become walmart employees
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>>76362
you should read The 120 Days of Sodom it's a classic
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>>76378
Yeah idc as long as callan isnt my fucking uncle
>>76379
if we get rid of the indians the 7-11s will just go to like the chinese or something
>>76380
Oh that reminds me dude i read the girl next door some time ago it was quite a book
It was good i guess i liked that it was in perspective of the boy but its a book about sexual torture im not gonna particularly like that
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>>76383
💩
>>76383
>On one occasion, Gertrude and her twelve-year-old son, John Jr., rubbed urine and feces from Gertrude's one-year-old son's diaper into Likens's mouth
obsessed tbh
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Idk if id enjoy salo but ive heard of it before seems like something youd read just for the shock factor
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>>76369
you're retarded
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>>76387
Trvke
>>76386
nah it's good
Replies: >>76392
you are just too boring to read it
>>76371
Say like vlad +@ny@ 😖💧
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>>76389
Have you read it? Are there any other books like the girl next door maybe that plays more into the psychology behind such things
Replies: >>76428
i want to make money online and move overseas 😔
>>76370
yeah lol and the retro scores are rare af same with any op shop
>>76372
>>76370
🤭
Replies: >>76397
holy based...
https://youtu.be/WRVdhP2xwQI
>>76395
I dont care for rare vintage stuff
I dont rlly look at brands but i did find a sick skins hat but my mom told me not to get it
Replies: >>76401
It wouldve been cool cause i also have a skins t shirt
>>76385
wtf
>>76391

A whole lot of Vladmodels stuff would get nuked...same with Showstars
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>>76397
You went there with your mom not because you're a hippie but because your family are either frugal af or poor lol
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>>76385
Erm what did you read the actual book
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>>76401
She dropped me off but um idk i think i found some nice things + my parents dont pay for my clothes i make my own money now
Replies: >>76409 >>76413
she drops her off at random places to panhandle didnt actually drop her at the store
probably used some of the money to buy clothes
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>>76404
Sometimes i tapdance
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>>76405
that would generate seismic waves
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>>76406
lmao
>>76406
Did u feel them
>>76403
How did she say no to the hat if she wasn't there & merely dropped you off? 🤭 Especially if she's not the one paying for it lol
>15 yo's parents don't buy her clothes 
lmao absolute bugpeople 🤣
Replies: >>76411
subbed

superb channel 
superb content 

https://files.catbox.moe/715op8.jpg
>>76409
Cuz she was in therr with me for a second and then left
Of course my parents buy me clothes but im a little lady now man i have to learn how to manage my finances before i have to pay rent and buy groceries
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>>76400
Whelp i found a filehost page of entire tatiana georgieva collection including aftervlad stuff & onlyfans leaks 😳
Replies: >>76417 >>76421
>>76403
>>76411
>my parents dont pay for my clothes 
learn to keep your story straight you silly gook
Replies: >>76415
Im 15 have a job and saving for a car so i dont think i should be spending $100 on a pair of jeans and 2 sweatshirts 😣
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>>76413
Well does it have to be black or white? My parents buy me clothes ever so often but i like to not be a burden on my working class family in modern day America
Replies: >>76426
>>76414
u can get a new nissan altima for only a few hundred bucks a month idiot
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>>76412
if only she did showst@rs
>>76416
I also want to move out at some point after the car
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>>76418
u can move into the car and then park it at work (0 commute, work from home)
Replies: >>76422
or move into sex work from your car (work from home)
>>76412

You should go to www.imagefap.com and search the word "loli"...I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised
Replies: >>76434
>>76419
Im not showering in a gym in public fuck you
Replies: >>76424
>>76414
100 is alot money i dont spend it often last time probably going over 100 euros was on Like A Dragon Infinite Money
Replies: >>76427
>>76422
>Im not showering in a gym in public fuck you
why shower
that one guy died when he started to clean himself u dont wanna die do u
>>76415
you said they don't dumbfuck 
learn how words work
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>>76423
Thats pretty much like all you can get if u go to the mall
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>>76392
yes

>>76402
it's based on that girl, it happened to her irl
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>>76427
I only go to mall with my mom because i dont pay for my own clothes
>>76426
Maybe you should learn how sentences in english work
Its an exaggeration a hyperbole if you will i dont expect most people to think my parents dont and never have bought my clothes,,
My parents dont buy me clothes -> my parents dont buy me clothes very often
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mascot is an anagram for mo scat

mo being short for more

🤔
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>>76428
I wasnt talking about what it was based on
In the book the girl is called Meg
>>76304
Of course not, goy
Rules for thee but not for me

>>76307
I lost the old CSS I made or I'd use that tbh
I just leave it on default unless my eyes are bleeding, then I just put clear on

I miss muh rainbows tho
Especially ((( detected )))
>>76421
Right but that'd just be begging to get v&
I never search with blatantly taboo terms 
This particular filehost is filedot.to 🤔
Regardless, do you think such nn with occasional slips/transparencies would likely be jailbait or would that likely be sc at minimum?
Replies: >>76445 >>76451
Neat, onion still has them
Silvia pls add here
The dice one will make Risk better

possible language: css, relevance: 105
.mono {
 background:linear-gradient(to right,#ee1318,#fa6216,#ffc50a,#ffff1e,#d9f924,#9ee83b,#6bdb3f,#73dc40,#77de87,#76e0c1,#56e2f7,#4a9ed8,#3e62b5,#334ba7,#5845a9,#863fa4,#a438a1,#cf2d9c,#ec018e,#ea0031);
 -webkit-background-clip:text;
 background-clip:text;
 font-weight:444;
 font-size:16.666px!important;
 color:transparent;
 animation:rainbow-anim 11s linear infinite;
 background-size:400% 100%;
 text-shadow:#00000050 0 0 1px;
 padding:0px;
 font-family:trebuchet ms,Tahoma,Verdana,Arial,sans-serif;
}
.dice {
 background:linear-gradient(to left,#76e0c1,#56e2f7,#4a9ed8,#3e62b5,#334ba7,#5845a9,#863fa4,#a438a1,#cf2d9c,#ec018e,#ea0031,#ee1318,#fa6216,#ffc50a,#ffff1e,#d9f924,#9ee83b,#6bdb3f,#73dc40,#77dedd);
 -webkit-background-clip:text;
 background-clip:text;
 color:transparent;
 animation:rainbow-anim 22s linear infinite;
 background-size:400% 100%;
 text-shadow:#00000050 0 0 0px
}
.detected {
 background:linear-gradient(to right,#FFFFFF,#0038b8,#FFFFFF,#0038b8,#0038b8);
 -webkit-background-clip:text;
 background-clip:text;
 color:transparent;
 animation:rainbow-anim 7s linear infinite;
 background-size:400% 100%;
 text-shadow:#FFFFFF42 0 0 2px
}
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>>76431
Probably explains why she liked girl next door lol
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>>76436
Um i like princesses nigger
Replies: >>76443
Chinese men are based
https://youtu.be/qydBb9WvKpY?si=O4eZPRvAts5RE3E_
>>76435
>please please more css animations
<NOOOOOOO dont let people use animations theyre spamming them and crashing my page
inc
Replies: >>76440
>>76439
>you can never have anything neat because faggots
-_-
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>>76430
Lmao you gave a grand total of 0 hints in what you wrote to signify that any of it was hyperbole 😂 ...y-you do realise that the tone in your silly little gook brain doesn't convey onto the text you write, don't you..?
Replies: >>76442
I like italien food and i like languages i like to learn but i havent got a clue how to go about things and i also like little rodents >>76441
>>76437
Dyke
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>>76440
css animations are retarded but it also possible to prevent that tom is just lazy

still i find it gay people ask for 900 css animations then get mad wehn i use them "too much". i dont care you phone is overheating im fine with my gpu sitting at 30% idle for catchan
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>>76434
filedot.to is paid stuff, usually that lasts longer because there isn't actually anything illegal there (there's nothing at all, you pay and get a blank folder that doesn't work unless you pay more again^^). Classic swindling!
Replies: >>76454
>>76430
>My parents dont buy me clothes -> my parents dont buy me clothes very often
Literally how? Explain
Replies: >>76447 >>76455
>>76446
>inb4 b-but y-you're supposed to read my mind!!
retard
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>>76447
why cant u read a child though
Replies: >>76485
cant steal candy from a baby?
>>76444
>then get mad wehn i use them "too much"
To my memory it was only when people were deliberately spamming walls of them there were problems, and that's not really "using them "too much"", lol, that's just being a child
Those rainbows are much "lighter" loadwise than those lynxchan rainbows

But whatever, we've got fags like James and Zain here, so yeah it'd probably get deliberately used to be faggots
Replies: >>76456
>>76434

Telling people to do that is a nearly 20 year old meme dating back to original 4chan...I though everybody knew
Since like 2004 that imagefap.com site has notoriously had a wordfilter on their site search function that triggers a popup if you search "loli" there saying that they've just reported you to LEA because of your search for "illegal material"
The site doesn't actually report anybody...because it's not illegal to search for a word, DUH...but they've used that as a scare tactic there on imagefap for 20 years
Duping newfags into doing that search, and freaking them out, has been a 4chan prank and meme pretty much since 4chan was founded
Replies: >>76470
>>76443
https://voca.ro/1eTjYhZEEwGj
Replies: >>76458
https://catchan.top/acat/thread/7722.html#7775
why dont we have more images here
>>76445
lol
But in this case there's both premium & free dl options. I've never once paid to dl anything.
Replies: >>76462
>>76446
https://voca.ro/18FpdnGKEgw4
>>76450
yea i think one of them is a gradient another is just a colour change
Western women are not feminine tbh
>>76452
postman scat
Ok r8 Risk rules etc, see what might need to be ironed out more

CATCHAN RISK

HOW IT WORKS

- ##1d100 for rolls (or any number of dies, not exceeding total of 100 for a roll)-*TRIPCODES ARE REQUIRED*
-Roll each turn
-Players can choose 2 new territories per turn*
     *Unless you roll dubs, then you get 4 territories the next turn
-Game is over when all but 1 player has been defeated, or have abandoned the game

ATTACKING/DEFENDING
-You can only attack one owned/"enemy" territory per turn, if you attack you lose any empty territory choices (unless non attack dubs roll previous turn, then you can attack 2 that turn, separate roll for each attack)
-Player you attack must make a separate roll to defend
-Higher roll wins, unless dubs, which auto-win*
     *If both roll dubs, higher dubs wins
-Players can negotiate Alliances, Ceasefires, and Non-aggression Pacts amongst themselves*
     *these are non-binding, sneak attack betrayals are possible

TO JOIN
-Choose:
    -a name/tripcode for yourself to use in the thread
	-a country name
    -a color (Can not be either black or white, or a color already chosen)
    -a starting territory
-Post

-Players who miss a turn lose that turn's moves
-Turns will have a timed maximum wait limit (undetermined how long yet)
-Players who know they will miss turns can set up multiple turns in advance, with rolls for each (undetermined maximum at once)
-GM will defensive roll for absent players but will not make any choices
-Non-tripcoded posts will be ignored, if you lose your tripcode/forget it, game over for you
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>>76459
tldr;
Replies: >>76461 >>76482
>>76460
Ok so Koomie doesn't want to play
Replies: >>76463 >>76465
>>76454
Then what's your question? If it's "is this illegal", the answer is yes. If it's "am I going to be vanned over it", the answer is probably not. But they block TOR and are most likely keeping data from all those who download, if that matters.
Replies: >>76481
>>76461
Do you support Yappingham Forest Brandon?
Replies: >>76466
what's next? catchan dungeons and dragons?
Replies: >>76471 >>76475
>>76461

I'm too tired to play tbh...it's close to my bedtime tbqh
Replies: >>76467 >>76468
>>76463
Is that where the black Robin Hood lives
Replies: >>76473
>>76465
go to bed kid, it's late
>>76465
It's going to be this weekend, I'm just ironing things out
Replies: >>76478
It's also going to be its own thread, lol
Replies: >>76517
>>76451
Right but just avoiding using such terms in general on spyware platforms is an old habit and they die hard
>>76464
That was going to be Cake
Replies: >>76472
>>76471
😭
>>76466
https://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/
Replies: >>76479
>>76459
Turns go in player order? Or just a batch "this is turn 10 everyone make your moves"?
Replies: >>76479
>>76464
Still waiting on Cake to run it, my Wizard Sofia is ready. It's there somewhere.
Replies: >>76479
dungeon master cake lol
>>76468

Oh...I might then...but today, I've already put in a full day of about 16 hours of shitposting meaningless random nonsense and strange Kpim moobie watching lol
Replies: >>76480
>>76473
Lol, so yeah

>>76474
It would probably be a huge bitch trying to get people to go in order, so it'd be free for all turns
If someone attacked you, you'd have to defensive roll, though
Maybe should make it so people do a separate defensive roll pre-emptively in their turns?

>>76475
I think I actually fucked the D&D up by saying I was going to play, and then forgetting all about it before making the character
Replies: >>76486 >>76490
>>76478
Yeah I've been driving all day, and I still have to edit the map anyway, to make territory selection less painful
>>76462
so fucking retarded how nn is illegal when "mom monitored" instawhore accounts routinely pump out content just as if not more suggestive/provocative
Replies: >>76484
>>76460
ngl
Replies: >>76483
>>76482
It's not as easy as hunger games so requires a lot of preamble
Replies: >>76492
>>76481
Because of money. Girls who post it free on Instagram is not an issue. Studios made specifically to sexual children are an issue, and the content involved in that is always more watched.
Replies: >>76496
>>76448
i don't operate on wild assumptions with zero other data because not retarded 
Also i was being uncharitable because gooks need napalming
>>76479
>Maybe should make it so people do a separate defensive roll pre-emptively in their turns?
It would kind of suck to only get one defensive roll against multiple attacks, though
Can only hope people stick around, or I can def roll for them, I guess
Replies: >>76487
>>76486
People who roll low would also be targets if it was pre-determined.
Replies: >>76488
>>76487
Yeah, another point against preemptives
https://voca.ro/1l2cueEvAwCn
I cant into russian but it is so beautiful
Replies: >>76493
>>76479
Yeah batch is fine, whoever calls the target first gets the target first.
It would take a while, probably, for people to get near each other to even attack, depending on how it goes, where people start

Forgot to add the bit about territories needing to border your existing territory
>>76483
I played an old risk game on pc many years ago. Was addictive ngl but your dice system sounds tedious and gay.
Replies: >>76494 >>76500
>>76489
why did you not watch kpim movie with us?
Replies: >>76495
>>76492
>your dice system sounds tedious and gay.
I'm guessing you had an alternative in mind
Not sure what to do in absence of dice

4chan uses post #'s as rolls but that won't work here, lol
>>76493
Oh i was out for the whole day i just got home like 15min ago
>>76484
This sounds insane tbqh Silvia
Replies: >>76499
God I hate normies
Next time if i am available :-) i like movies with catchan
>>76496
If the government isn't getting their cut of your profit, you are a bigger enemy than some girl showing herself off for a bunch of paedos. Money over everything. That's how it's always been.
Replies: >>76501 >>76503
>>76492
I mean if you can point to the excess bit, it can get pared
I was trying to keep it as simplistic as possible, but battles, lol, no idea what to do for that in absence of dice
Replies: >>76502
>>76499
And it's good. I don't care at all about it, these studios should be targetted. And if they target the studios and the content themselves, makes it far more of a bother for creation of it (I would assume anyways). What are they going to do, arrest a girl's mother because the girl showed her cunny on livestream? No. But they will go after the Jew trying to produce/sell that content for sure^^
>>76500
Why not some f2p risk game online? Like moobiecats anons join 'room' and que up for game. Does such a thing exist?
Replies: >>76505 >>76511
>>76499
I figured but this stuff's like 15+ years old now and it's such small fry niche shit now relatively
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>>76503
Particularly considering that it's nn and was never as popular as something like cd
>>76502
because then brandon can't rulecuck as much
Replies: >>76506 >>76509
>>76505
>>76503
I don't really know anything about studio content, don't care for it, so no idea what might be more targetted or not. I was just speaking generally, not specifically.
I'd be surprised if chatroom games like this haven't existed for decades now
Replies: >>76510
>>76505
geg
>>76508
>I'd be surprised if chatroom games like this haven't existed for decades now
yea theyre ran through chatbots
>>76502
>Does such a thing exist?
¯\_( ͡❛  ͟ʖ͡❛ )_/¯
I'm seeing multiples, but that's not here
I mean I guess if nobody wants to do it, I don't have to bother
but it does get run as an IB game elsewhere, so
Replies: >>76514 >>76516
irc has like a trillion bots
reminds me of bui's chatbot game that involved stealing cummies from people and trading cummies on the cummy market
>>76511
Lol there's really no difference between the online type and this except I'm sitting here manually painting the map and DMing, so it's really just a whole bunch of work for me being removed by moving it to some site
¯\_( ͡❛  ͟ʖ͡❛ )_/¯
Replies: >>76519
Like I didn't even imagine myself playing, lol
>>76511
Problem is if you mean itt then it'll shit up the thread too much and reading the thread will become pure unadulterated cancer
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>>76516

>>76469
Nah that would've just been a nightmare
Replies: >>76520
I only posted the rules thing ITT to hammer it out well in advance of actually playing
>>76514
https://www.conquerclub.com
Something like this? 
If you can host your own game then link invite in thread? 
Maybe there's a chat function for players~
Dunno how spywarey it is tho
>>76517
I see lol
>>76519
>website
>spyware
Replies: >>76531
>>76519
I mean, I guess
Not really up to me tbh
I was kind of looking forward to the challenge of running it, but it is a decent bit of work
Replies: >>76531
brandon does ur dad wear clothes
Replies: >>76525
>>76519
>link invite 
or perhaps make match and make it invite only and put passcode in thread or something, call it "riskcats" 😋
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>>76523
I just sort of toss a sack over him when I have to take him out
Replies: >>76534
That way I don't have to do laundry
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>>76526
his sheets?
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>>76527
Sheets?
I just line his mattress with contractor bags, replace them once a month, he's fine
Lol yes he wears clothes, and yes I have to do his laundry, he ain't lifting anything
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>>76521
I meant that in a figurative/colloquial way, hence "spywarey" ...like IP logging & if some antis report to site owner then they could try & btfo pedbro(s) to LEniggers
>>76522
I see. Who's it up to then?
Replies: >>76534 >>76555
He will insist on trying to help with some things sometimes, but it's really just so much faster and easier if he doesn't, he's very slow and struggles to lift fucking anything
>>76532
how old is your dad?
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>>76524
>>76531
could give an amusing double meaning to "riskcats" lel
>>76525
>>76526
Wait so he just runs around plum wild naked in your apartment and until you have to take him outside then you just put a sack (potato?) with holes cut into it over him?
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>>76532
Has he seen you posting on catchan?
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>>76535
Nah he's fucking blind
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>>76536
Oh fuck i didn't know that. Blind and with dementia... Sorry to hear that man
>>76532
I am impressed. Some old people i know can be deadweights to the point they wouldnot even try to shift their weights to have a sheet pull from under them
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>>76538
Thats unlike the Kelley's
>>76536
I thought you were Brandon lol 🥴
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>>76540
Brandelusional
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>>76533
72
Lol and when I was 13 we got called to the hospital to say goodbye because they said he was sure to die of cirrhosis
Looked like death, yellow skin and eyes, thin like a concentration camp jew, starvation type gut
Survived and walked down the street to a bar wearing the hospital gown

>>76534
Yup just a constant swinging old man cock round chere

>>76535
Different rooms entirely
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>>76541
That I am
>>76538
Nope, when he's of sound mind he tries, usually offers, usually done with whatever it was by the time he'd have shuffled over to help, lol
Replies: >>76558
why are pedos allowed on Instagram and Facebook but if you say mean things about jews or are pro Russia you get banned??
https://files.catbox.moe/cqwl38.jpeg
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>>76545
Same reason the CIA makes it look like there's a democrat slant to the government and media, probably
Replies: >>76548
>>76542
>Survived and walked down the street to a bar wearing the hospital gown
Frank from Shameless
>>76546
>Makes
Brandon its real.
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>>76548
https://files.catbox.moe/mcs23r.jpg

>will I live to see it be undeniably proven? or die before it happens
(##1d2) Rolled 1 dice with 2 sides = 1
>>76549
So I was right, has to be soon, like this presidential term no matter who "wins"
>>76549
that image arouses karma
You're gonna see Trump (and the right/whites) take the blame for what's coming
And for everything Israel does/did/is doing
He's knowingly helping that latter bit
https://files.catbox.moe/xa8p7v.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/r5wpl8.jpg
i am voting for Jill Stein because she is anti Israel and is pro TikTok tbh
>>76530
>Lol yes he wears clothes, and yes I have to do his laundry, he ain't lifting anything
do u dress him every morning
Replies: >>76559
>>76531
dude u can turn off ref urls on links how the fuck are you letting the risk website know you're a pedophile? did you sign up under the username ilovecunny1488?
nvm i thought about it more and what ur thinking about is even more schizo than that
like wow it must be impossible for law enforcement or anyone to find this website and get ips off sylvia's $5 reverse proxy like do u think at all
>>76549
The gubment and propagandia are both 'left' and 'right' in nature precisely when & how it suits them and ((( their ))) goals. Always been that way regardless of who's pulling the strings too. 
>>76544
u must be pretty fast with doing things. i used to be but nowadays im slow, ocd, chronically fatigued and retarded. can barely look after myself tbh
Replies: >>76560
>>76554
Sometimes I have to help him but usually he can manage
He doesn't really have to be "dressed" if he's not going anywhere, most of the time he's in boxers and a robe
He has a space heater and it's usually sweltering in his room so it's not really an issue
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>>76558
Exactly, things are passed or killed by the respective side it fits, so nothing that isn't supposed to happen or isn't beneficial does

Take this chess move
https://www2.cbn.com/news/us/texas-gov-signs-bill-keep-sharia-law-out-courts
Stereotypical righty move, and seemingly a "good" thing, til you realize both that it's pressing a SC challenge, which will rule it unconstitutional, since heavily jewish enclaves already have their own police
Replies: >>76562 >>76567
catchan certainly wouldnt be safer than any other website maybe even less safe because i dont think sylvia is too picky with host options.
shady hosts trying to extort/blackmail u is probably more likely if they think ur a pedo?

>>76559
>He has a space heater and it's usually sweltering in his room so it's not really an issue
its nice being in a 90 degree room its like being on the beach
i wish brannie was paying for that much heat for me, thats expensivee
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>>76560
christians dont like the constitution at all
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>>76561
He kicks in towards the power bill when he can, and the gubmint payments should start relatively soon
Room is small anyway so not that huge a drain
>>76562
It's just a paper tiger tbh
Illegal immigrants already be illegal and shit yo, always were
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>>76564
>It's just a paper tiger tbh
virtue signaling they can try all they like but they will never beat the mormons
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>>76565
Mormons are easy to please, long as they can have their wives and do their door to door they don't really care much outside of Utah
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>>76560
That's right. Good example. ...Meanwhile though, noahide laws are making their way into courts/jurisdictions in every single "white" country 🤭
Replies: >>76569 >>76574
i am on day 19 of nofap 🥹
https://youtu.be/lIit7TYo7so
Smith was a con artist but he had his priorities straight, lol
>just give me a dozen wives and leave me along

>>76567
Aside from being jewish there's actually nothing wrong with noahide laws other than the usual egotistical insistence of Yahweh on you properly cupping his balls
One of them even forbids eating live animals
>>76566
>don't really care much outside of Utah
the followers of brandon will have their own ethnostate in baltimore one day
Replies: >>76572
>>76569
>One of them even forbids eating live animals
gay
>>76570
Pigtown is a good place for it, traditionally was the white trash ghetto anyway
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>>76572
a townhouse an hour away from me for 200k is terrifying
>>76567
-- and then once those are all in, any attempts at making laws that go against their interests will be shouted down as some alien 'ist' or 'ism' that's encroaching on "our good nation's constitutional integrity" or whatever lol
Replies: >>76580
whys baltimore such a dirt cheap nigger city when the region isnt
Replies: >>76580 >>76582
are we giivng them money
fuck wait we always are
>>76569
One rules the death penalty onto any goy who blasphemes or commits ~antisemitism~ though...
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>>76569
Also pretty sure you have to pay special tithing/tax to yagay through his "chosen" goblins... Like jizyah
>>76574
>any attempts at making laws that go against their interests will be shouted down as some alien 'ist' or 'ism' that's encroaching on "our good nation's constitutional integrity" or whatever lol
I don't think most wectern nations have to worry about actual opposing legislators anymore, it seems like the fake sides thing takes precedence most places

>>76578
I'll probably be dead by the time it gets there
But not dead before it gets criminalized here and I probably end up in a black site somewhere

>>76575
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>>76578
Specifically death by beheading
Oops

>>76575
The harbor's always sucked
City has a weird history too, was south supporting during the civil war
Hasn't traditionally been all that actively developed, that's been changing the last decade+
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>>76580
if u end up on a blacksite jole is just gonna bust u out
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>>76582
rent is like 1/4th do u just hear gunshots every night
Replies: >>76585 >>76591
>>76584
Oh yeah
Can hear it surrounding the city too, in the technical suburb outskirts
Multiple helicopters circling several times a day usually
And there's not many places in the city, really, where you're "far enough away" from the really shitty parts, you can walk 3-5 blocks in any direction and be somewhere you don't want to be
And conversely they're that close to be always walking through
Replies: >>76590
>>76580
Yeah true the only people allowed to be legislators now need to have done at least 12 rabbi bukkake porn shoots beforehand
>>76583
What's a blacksite?
Replies: >>76588 >>76589
When I worked at this grocery store there, was a really nice older blind lady that used to come in, I helped her shop a couple times
She lived like a block away, I had delivered to her once or twice
Her husband was nearly as blind as she was, they had this toddler that wore coke bottle glasses, literally
This was down near the Peabody institute which is one of the nicer neighborhoods, it cost like fucking $70k a semester then, some really nice little parks and very old buildings/houses
She apparently got robbed & raped in her fucking doorway, they fled the neighborhood

>>76587
An unlisted place glowniggers take you for safe keeping and/or interrogation
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>>76587

A geographical location where negroes hang out
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>>76585
wtf sounds like endless warzone almost kek 
how tf does anyone ever stay living in such a place without working to gtfo asap?
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>>76590
Not endless warzone, you'll usually hear a ton more shit than you see
>>76584
>rent is like 1/4th
It can be a hard place to leave, since it's so cheap
Pretty big step up rentwise and upfront cost wise, and most people living there don't have cars since parking is an enormous bitch and expensive, you can pay $200+ a month just for a parking space
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>>76589
Raycis
Replies: >>76595
And the insurance is outrageous, it's far cheaper to just not have a car and take buses or even walk everywhere, even with the risks
>>76588
It's surreal reading this shit. Simply cannot relate or imagine what it must be like to live in places like baltimore. We've been lucky in my place of the world to never have a more than a small minority of nigs. Changing rapidly unfortunately but at least most of the latest waves are pajeets & gooks.

>>76589
So rundown crime towns with some abandoned buildings that glowies use to do questionably legal shit?
Replies: >>76597 >>76600
>>76592

There was absolutely nothing racist in that post...it's a literal true fact
- The Apollo Theatre in Harlem is a black site
- A Jay-Z concert is a black site
- Nairobi in Kenya is a black site
and so on
:)
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>>76591
Right but even just hearing gunshots once a week or every few days is nuts man
Replies: >>76602
>>76594
> So rundown crime towns

It was just a silly joke, Anon...an ironic play on words...much like a pun

Geez
>>76595
lol
>>76561
>shady hosts trying to extort/blackmail u is probably more likely if they think ur a pedo?
😬
>>76594
>at least most of the latest waves are pajeets & gooks.
For now, lol
They're supposedly night dumping hatians and venezuelans around, couple dozen at a time, people in some towns having no idea where they came from
>So rundown crime towns with some abandoned buildings that glowies use to do questionably legal shit?
Not always but sort of, any industrial area will do

>>76595
I'd debate the Jay-Z concert is probably mixed but lol
>They're supposedly night dumping hatians and venezuelans around
supposedly they bring private planes into smaller airports when they're closed
Replies: >>76609
>>76596
Luckily I don't have to worry about it anymore
Replies: >>76606
You're a self professed site admin expert and former admin of the site and assisted in setting it up, giving an obvious unspoken open blessing, yet refused to give an answer on whether anyone should use it one way or another while the site was sus as fuck looking
Like you gave no opinion at all and came off like someone was holding a gun to waifroo's head to shoot her if you told anyone anything negative, but you refused to say anything positive either, you were the neutralest neutral in the swiss history of neutrality on the neutral planet about it
And CG was your baby along with other people's

Hope I could explain it sufficiently

When you combine this with the constant overbearing insistence on Silvia using shit you've made, and the way you often come off very sycophantic in your approach at people, you can see where all the suspicion and negative vibes come from lately, if you're trying to look

he posted this track him and a friend had supposedly made, with this large paragraph elaborate backstory about this guy showing up with a stand up bass to do it, and ran around pointing people to it to listen to 
>telling people like me shit about "hearing what a real bass player sounds like"
And it was obviously midi samples played through a keyboard, it had none of the sounds an actual live bass would make while being recorded t. ghetto uneducated engineer for hundreds of hours of peoples' overdubs
no fret change string slide, no funky off notes, just the same one sample being played through a midi keyboard, which you could tell because he'd occasionally hit two notes in a flam, which is not a sequencing mistake

And when brought up he just never spoke one word to it at all
I probably still have it somewhere

Roo said on thanksgiving on 8moe he made a song with his daughter and posted it, and someone looked it up and her father was dead so he didnt make it and he disappeared for months lol
>>76603
dude delete it and redo it with a name anon just doesnt do it for me
wait do people care about what goes on these sites i just realized that guy seems like he cares
>>76602
how come?
Replies: >>76608
>>76603
will roo ever address brandon's accusations?
Replies: >>76616
>>76606
Not there
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>>76601
lol
Replies: >>76610
>>76609
Big asterisk with *supposedly
Replies: >>76612
Why are these jews so psychopathic & loxist brannie? 
I have an elaborate theory of my own but curious to hear yours
Replies: >>76615
>>76610
wouldn't surprise me at all. boats & special cargo trucks too of course. When it's the state doing it themselves they'll always have ways to make it all go without a hitch
>>76608
What? Not in Baltimore anymore?
Replies: >>76615
I thought u said you'd never leave
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>>76611
>an elaborate theory
Yahweh is real, created existence, made them in his image
They literally are the chosen
Lol there's supposedly less than 20 million of them globally and it's like they're not even really trying that hard to float above the rest of us
We live in the play realm of a mad god

>>76613
Nope

>>76614
Where
Replies: >>76617 >>76619
>>76607
does a jew poison his own well?
>>76615
>where 
like a few weeks ago or something
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>>76617
You must either be mistaken or mistook someone else using the trip as me
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>>76615
You really believe that huh
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>>76619
Nah most likely there's no god at all
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>>76618
But it was specifically about your living circumstances. They must've been outright impersonating then
Replies: >>76623
There's either none of he's mad, I see no other possibilities
>>76621
I don't remember whatever you're talking about so can only go with "not me"
Replies: >>76625
>>76620
Ah i see, cbf troll response then
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>>76623
u didnt move into a mansion? dude why would u lie about that
Replies: >>76626
>>76625
You're thinking of the tot mansion shitposting smolsy used to do, talking about moving me in, surely
ah fuck
time for nap & to dream of better times
>>76624
>he wanted an serious elaborate theory
I talked about the pit bull thing with them before I think, but it's like that
Their religion revolves around subverting their own god's laws so they're still following them but aren't, the spirit of it all is entirely absent (kapparot), they've been doing this shit for thousands of years, genetic memory it's sunk into them, I think it's just prone to leading down dark paths and madness naturally, so that's what they gravitate to
They're natural comedians, even superior lateral thought kind of comedians, some, deprecatingly so, and that often requires a dark inner place
It's literally just their nature
Replies: >>76633
>>76603
stop bullying roo
Replies: >>76632
I mean fucking kapparot is effectively a cheat code, you're usually going to start fucking around insanely if you can use cheat codes
>>76630
why
>>76629
religions for niggers anyways cant blame them
Replies: >>76634
>>76633
But you just stop being religious, then, lol, that's what almost anyone would do
Certainly people of their seeming intelligence level, to be so fucking high up in all the ladders all the time
Replies: >>76637
Republicans sure do love Zionists and Israel
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/08/20/us/elections/results-florida-us-house-21-primary.html
https://floridapolitics.com/archives/674308-gop-challenger-calls-brian-mast-a-traitor-for-wearing-idf-uniform-after-oct-7/
I mean what is the point of it if you can see most of the laws are retarded to where you're actively subverting and dancing your way around actually following them, especially when you're talking about an all seeing god ffs, how does it even work on him, like they think he wouldn't know? It's weirdly not taking it seriously while taking it seriously, and they could absolutely just ditch it
Replies: >>76638
>>76634
idk maybe people just dont want the godless label in sandnigger land it has a negative connotation
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>>76636
i doubt that shit is going on behind closed doors
Replies: >>76640
maybe they just want to keep their exemptions idk
Replies: >>76640
>>76637
Having a label of an "opposing" (version of literally the same) God makes less sense than just adopting theirs, though, if that's the motivation
Remember in the zeitgeist Islam is supposed to be some mortal enemy of judaism

>>76638
>>76639
Bro they do kapparot in the street, but this isn't an entirely outrageous notion, that the benefits now of keeping it all at least on a surface level greatly outweigh the hassle
But that doesn't explain allllllllllll the historical bootstomping of it
List of Atheists

Jeffrey Epstein
Vaush
David Thorstad
Bill Maher
Harry Hay
Replies: >>76645 >>76650
This is a religion that they've clung to for thousands of years, while subverting its laws, and also while being "persecuted" for the religion
It's a conundrum
Replies: >>76653
oo im high
i know your obsessed with the chicken thing and everything but how does religious people putting on shows in public mean anything to their true beliefs exactly
Replies: >>76649
>>76641
why are catchanners obsessed with throwing their favourite twitch streamers into everything
Replies: >>76651
its like u get paid to do it or something i dont see how he fits into that list
>>76644
>your obsessed with the chicken thing and everything
It's just such a fantastically dickish version of the Christian's "just accept Jesus and all is forgiven" free pass, lol
The chicken doesn't actually have to die for it to function, logically, they can make anything up
>how does religious people putting on shows in public mean anything to their true beliefs exactly
Fair question I don't really have an answer for beyond the unnecessity of the chicken
But I guess it wouldn't be a thing most people would question, aka a me problem
Replies: >>76652
>>76641
vaush for president tbh. destiny for vice president. masiecuck for secretary of defence. of the world.
Replies: >>76652
>>76645
favourite?!
i hate Vaush tbh
Replies: >>76652
>>76649
>It's just such a fantastically dickish version of the Christian's
yea and when they both get home larping is over


>>76650
toga mustve turned off his name
>>76651
like a hatefuck thing cause this is like jole saying he hates brandon
>>76642
^^^^^ And that still doesn't explain this, regardless of how many now take it seriously, they  took it seriously to their detriment for a long time, while subverting it, leading back to the genetic memory mindset/instincts they have as a result
Replies: >>76656
he gives me the creeps ffs tbh
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>>76653
history is fake blah blah blah

>>76654
this guy watches 12 hours of twitch a day his mom is 60
Replies: >>76660
idk did u mean to put detriment in quotes kinda like last time
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>>76656
>history is fake blah blah blah
>>76657
¯\_( ͡❛  ͟ʖ͡❛ )_/¯
We're kind of in the realm of space being fake because I've never personally seen it
Who really knows

Kind of seems like every culture has antisemitism, and some of them at least came up with it independently through firsthand experience knowing nothing about jews before, so it's kind of believable they've been getting "persecuted" throughout history
Whatever the spin is that gets added to it, "antisemitism", "never their actual fault", etc
Replies: >>76664
in a just world Vaush would've been given the death penalty tbh
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>>76661
i dont even think any of the people youre talking about have ever had a job
I suppose in some ways it's a testament to their brilliance that they manage what they do, while sticking with such a long running historical demonizing label, managing to turn it into such an enormous victimhood
i thought twitch streamers were just play-pretend paid friends for manchildren who actually listens to a guy who has never done anything in his entire life talk about anything besides a first person shooter

>>76660
id have to read more into all the cases but idk all religionfags are just scam artists who cry victim to me
Replies: >>76665
Lol "jews are bad" might actually be the most diversely shared human opinion, historically

>>76664
Religion couldn't work if nobody believed, and they do use this through the other branches of abrahamism to their benefit, so, who knows
Replies: >>76667
penis
Replies: >>76669
>>76665
>Religion couldn't work if nobody believed
yea u get to learn about how to be immortal from the guys at the top by giving them ur life savings juadism is probably the same
Replies: >>76669
god i fucking hate religious organizations
>>76666
>child_pointing_to_a_penis_shutterstock_legal_child_masturbatory_material_547658683.jpeg

>>76667
There's a shit ton of bumpkin looking jews, too
Replies: >>76670
>>76669
yea i know theres tiers of jews
Replies: >>76672
you guys are reddit tbh
Replies: >>76673 >>76674
>>76670
The highest tier might think they're the gods themselves
Who could really argue
>>76671
>you guys are reddit tbh
i think vaush is more reddit honestly
>>76671
Thanks for revealing yourself, redditfag who's used reddit enough to recognize reddit at a glance
hurr durr religion le bad

and then you end up adopting a religion like LGBT or Liberalism or veganism
Replies: >>76677
looks like one on google
>>76675
brandon is part of the nation of islam
Replies: >>76678
>>76677
Much better than mine, go with this one
>child molestation
>leaders declaring exclusive access to groups of women and girls
sounds like a religion for brandon
Replies: >>76680
>>76679
Koresh was a hallucinatingvisionary
My mom actually married a guy that looked just like him
Replies: >>76683
https://youtu.be/JCH-BPEbDzI
>>76681
lol your dad looks like david koresh?
Replies: >>76685
its crazy how much brandon gets to post without jole around, that work away from brannie must be torture
>>76683
No Koresh guy was dad #3, #1 is the one who lives with me
Replies: >>76687
Well, #1 from my perspective, #2 would be #1 from another
Replies: >>76688
>>76685
you call them dads? my mom stopped getting legally married
Replies: >>76690
>>76686
wow this is confusing
Replies: >>76690
https://catchan.top/file/ff30ae071556f614925a6ce8925cf46967fef07af016b5042d2a024ee944727b.png
rare catchan media
Replies: >>76692 >>76778
>>76687
They get elevated to dad when you get a half-sibling

>>76688
Not as confusing as the reality
Replies: >>76706
>>76689
Lol these were all so bad
Like so bad it was funny how bad they were
Get
brannie people are saying we should side with jews for now because they are the lesser of two evils and we should focus on muslims but the jews were the ones who brought in all the migrants so they could destabalize the west, stir up xenophibia, scare jews back to israel and in 20 years they can say all white people are nazis again for us kicking muslims out of tue west.
>>76701
What's your take on that, James?
Replies: >>76703
>>76702
i just said
Replies: >>76704
>>76703
>people are saying
Replies: >>76707 >>76708
you suck at serious conversation im just gonna make more brantent
https://files.catbox.moe/kxad1p.jpg
Replies: >>76708
>>76690
>They get elevated to dad when you get a half-sibling
o damn did u have to live with them? that sucks.
Replies: >>76710
>>76704
>people are saying
<but
now its your turn
Replies: >>76708
>>76704
>>76705
🤭

>>76707
So do the people with that take include you?
Replies: >>76712
we should turn the jews into tomato sauce
>>76706
The dads or the siblings?
Replies: >>76711
>>76710
both would be fucking horrible wow thank god that never happened to me
Replies: >>76713
>>76708
you gotta learn to read brannen its all in the post
Replies: >>76713
>>76711
Siblings can be nice
And an incredibly huge pain in the ass

>>76712
Aaaaaaaaaaand [filtered]
Replies: >>76715 >>76717
brannie is becoming his own character brandon
>>76713
>Siblings can be nice
i have plenty of siblings itd be random ones being imported because mommy needed a new dick or something idk
Replies: >>76718
id aint considering them family or talkign to them thats her shit not mine
Replies: >>76718
>>76713
you filtered me because you cant comprehend my initial post where i say
>thing being said
>but i think
Replies: >>76720
>>76715
>>76716
Idk I guess it'd be different if she didn't have them, and they were just completely unrelated stepsiblings
Probably had tried to fuck the one at least, idk, never attracted
>>76717
>>76701
>but the jews were the ones who brought in all the migrants so they could destabalize the west, stir up xenophibia, scare jews back to israel and in 20 years they can say all white people are nazis again for us kicking muslims out of tue west.
So you're saying this is your part of the take? It's correct
We actually need all goys vs jews to have any hope, and that's laughably impossible
Replies: >>76734
>scare jews back to israel and in 20 years they can say all white people are nazis again for us kicking muslims out of tue west.
Except this part kind of, they're saying Israelis are white now, it's what all the lefties protesting Israel already believe
i wish the entire jewish race would just disapear like instantly like in the elder scrolls
Replies: >>76727
And we already have 1/2 the world's jews in the US, some in their own jewish enclaves with jew police and effectively reservation type self law, they ain't going nowhere lol
Replies: >>76726
Was that it, James?
It's nice when we can halfway agree on something
>>76723
what if we use zyklon-b
Replies: >>76727
>>76722
Be nice to have an infinity gauntlet sometimes

>>76726
Didn't seem to work last time, supposedly there were babies being born in rooms full of the shit and surviving
Luckily the Nazis were so full of baby killing already they decided to spare it
my slippers arrive tomorrow
Replies: >>76729
>>76728
You need a pipe to go with it
Replies: >>76732
>when you get a gallon of Arizona and it tastes "off"
It's hard to describe it's like "planty"
Not the first time
Last time there was this seaweed looking shit in the bottom, can't see any in this one
Replies: >>76732
>>76729
 i dont smoke so it would just be to put something in my mouth and that sounds gay
>>76731
yea i dont buy premade tea sitting in a plastic container for god knows how long never tastes as good as even instant.

i have some of their half and half mix, its pretty okay but really overpriced.
Replies: >>76738
kinda upset they dont have mix of their normal tea though it isnt that bad
>>76720
yeah jews seeded the west with muslims
Replies: >>76737
scat
i want to smell mascot's freshly made scat
>>76734
...this is the first time in several years you've managed to surprise me
Though I suspect where it may be going
Who knew we agreed on anything

Here's to it leading to more actual onchanboard surprises 🥂
Replies: >>76739 >>76746
>>76732
>it would just be to put something in my mouth and that sounds gay
You should get a robe and one of those pipes that blows bubbles
Make it your tinder profile
>sitting in a plastic container for god knows how long
Usually it's fine, and the sweet one I buy goes quick, there's usually only a few gallons
Compared to the half and half gallons, shelf is almost always full of those
>>76737
you just assume you know everyone but you dont you just know shitposting
Replies: >>76742
>>76701
James can we talk about the jew world order?
my power went out and now my ramdisk is gone!!!!!
>>76739
>you just assume you know everyone but you dont you just know *what they post
Fixed is what I assume tbh
You don't show me anything different, how do I or anyone else know it exists?
Replies: >>76744
Only a fool assume he knows who someone is outside of here

I wonder who does that more often, you or I
Replies: >>76747
>>76742
brannie you know i just shitpost youve always known. Im not gonna sit here and have a chat about the jew world order when i could be brannie posting
Replies: >>76745
>>76744
>you know i just shitpost
>*seethingly
>*at & about me
>*for solid years
>*admitted it's never been "frendly bants" for him
ftfy
Replies: >>76748
>>76737
>Though I suspect where it may be going
Surprises:
Replies: >>76750
>>76743

Well...you were pretty spot-on at noticing Analockman (Thailand Native) posting on 4chan/pol/ a couple days ago IMO tbh
I also think it was actually him tbqh
Replies: >>76751
>>76745
brannie why did monique call you a pedo?
brannie its just shitposting you gotta chill
>>76746
where was it going
Replies: >>76751
>>76747
Yeah, but assuming I know who he is outside of chans & what he posts.... whole other thing tbh

>>76750
Exactly where you took it, sweatie
Replies: >>76752 >>76754
>>76751
where was it taken?
Replies: >>76753
Noticing him was low rung stuff though tbh, for anyone who was around him, he was using everything about it but the name

>>76752
to [filtered]ville
Replies: >>76755
>>76751

It was an acknowledgment of your chandentity prowess tbh
Replies: >>76756
>>76753

>though i suspect where it may be going
i genuinley dont know what you meant or what youre saying i did.

all i said was ofc you dont know anything about me all i do is shitpost i dont waste time with "legitimate discussion" on shitposting boards
>>76754
I didn't take it as an insult, tbh, but it wasn't really anything special
Why it was surprising he didn't want to/didn't seem to think he'd get recognized & took off, he wasn't really trying to "hide"
Replies: >>76759
Give it a rest James clearly everyone knows, can see, and doesn't care
You don't fool me so idk who the constant damage control shit is for
Replies: >>76758
>>76757
couldnt fool you?
>>76756
> didn't want to/didn't seem to think he'd get recognized & took off

For the past couple years, Analockman has become much more of a "hit and run" poster in various places...where he just randomly shows up someplace, makes a few "drive-by" posts, then "drops the mike" and leaves
That's been my observation anyway
Replies: >>76760
>>76759
First time I've seen him anywhere myself since 9chan, I think that was the last place I did
>much more of a "hit and run" poster in various places...where he just randomly shows up someplace, makes a few "drive-by" posts, then "drops the mike" and leaves
Seems to be the case, at least under that name
https://boards.4chan.org/search#/Thai%20Furry
He totally bolted from the thread after being recognized, and it being pushed, though
Replies: >>76761
>>76760
checka checka those bookmarks to disprove roo brannie
Replies: >>76762
>>76761
🤭
He gets around more than I do, I barely "explore" really anymore
Replies: >>76764
>>76762
> gets around more

Because I have a sinful amount of free time on my hands, which I can devote to pursuing mindless stupid shit...aka "no life" lol
Replies: >>76766
>>76764
Eh, pursuing mindless stupid shit is technically a "life"
Typically it's people doing it as much as you telling you that you have none compared to them
I need to go back to bed that little nap wasn't enough after all that driving 😴
Au revoir
guys i think we broke brannie. 

he is not making sense anymore
leave brannie alone
>>76689
Where'd he go?
Replies: >>76779
>>76778

He escaped this loveless swamp and is now living his best life...much unlike the rest of us...including you
Replies: >>76781 >>76784
im living my best brandon robert kelley life
>>76779
cantankerous old man
roo aren't you as old as brandon's dad?
Replies: >>76783
>>76782

Apparently, I am 1 year older than his Dad...I only learned that last night, when Brandon posted his Dad's age as being 72yo
>>76779
Speak for yourself, my life is great.
https://files.catbox.moe/zmk64e.mp4
Replies: >>76786
>>76785
https://files.catbox.moe/1jbl8y.png
:P
You're a self professed site admin expert and former admin of the site and assisted in setting it up, giving an obvious unspoken open blessing, yet refused to give an answer on whether anyone should use it one way or another while the site was sus as fuck looking
Like you gave no opinion at all and came off like someone was holding a gun to waifroo's head to shoot her if you told anyone anything negative, but you refused to say anything positive either, you were the neutralest neutral in the swiss history of neutrality on the neutral planet about it
And CG was your baby along with other people's

Hope I could explain it sufficiently

When you combine this with the constant overbearing insistence on Silvia using shit you've made, and the way you often come off very sycophantic in your approach at people, you can see where all the suspicion and negative vibes come from lately, if you're trying to look

he posted this track him and a friend had supposedly made, with this large paragraph elaborate backstory about this guy showing up with a stand up bass to do it, and ran around pointing people to it to listen to 
>telling people like me shit about "hearing what a real bass player sounds like"
And it was obviously midi samples played through a keyboard, it had none of the sounds an actual live bass would make while being recorded t. ghetto uneducated engineer for hundreds of hours of peoples' overdubs
no fret change string slide, no funky off notes, just the same one sample being played through a midi keyboard, which you could tell because he'd occasionally hit two notes in a flam, which is not a sequencing mistake

And when brought up he just never spoke one word to it at all
I probably still have it somewhere

Roo said on thanksgiving on 8moe he made a song with his daughter and posted it, and someone looked it up and her father was dead so he didnt make it and he disappeared for months lol
https://files.catbox.moe/c0fm0x.jpeg
Ungodly thrift pull
Replies: >>76789
>>76788
shouldnt u be at school
Replies: >>76790
>>76789
I am that was from yesterday
https://youtu.be/ZEcqHA7dbwM
Catchan is full of love, most loving website there is!
https://catchan.top/file/d5422229f253d0ac32a4d8d8a3deaa78e06b7e918e1adc5175bff3676e110087.jpg
Replies: >>76795
llllllllll-------lllll---------D
>>76793
expect when you delete posts on the only good thread in the onion site sigh
Replies: >>76796
>>76795
Love fast, love hard, don't let it escape you!
Slowly realizing everyone in the herd is awful
Replies: >>76798
>>76797
mascot wat class are you taking right now?
Replies: >>76799
>>76798
Lunch but after this is phys ed
Replies: >>76801
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/13o27zuotV0
Replies: >>76802
>>76799
im gonna hide inside your pe locker which number is it again?
>>76800
don melon is based af
i bet this guy is a catchan poster
https://youtu.be/FNQ1MDlBdwQ
Replies: >>76804
>>76803
more like a soyjack poster
I blame you… for voting Joe Biden!
EXACTLY
https://www.tiktok.com/@watch.quick/video/7415719954613292320
Replies: >>76806
>>76805
based nigger
Why are American boys wearing makeup?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/scwWTcRtX6w
Replies: >>76808
>>76807
only the white boys do faggy stuff
Replies: >>76809
>>76808
Not their fault they werent born as violent unemphatic niggers
Replies: >>76810
>>76809
passive empathetic men get conquered by nigger savages
Replies: >>76811 >>76812
>>76810
We need to bring back slavery
>>76810
What world are you living? None of the largest empires were blacks.
Replies: >>76813
>>76812
https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/sociology/articles/10.3389/fsoc.2016.00001/full
Replies: >>76833
wtf karma...
https://youtu.be/yvNHEjvqiKw
Replies: >>76815
>>76814
im a busy man it seems
https://litter.catbox.moe/kq450f.jpg
Replies: >>76819
i'm a recovering porn addict tbh
https://youtu.be/G6m6BedTCr4
Replies: >>76818 >>76821
>>76817
you cant recover
Replies: >>76820
>>76816
lel
>>76818
not every man is weak and pathetic with no self control like you tbh
Replies: >>76822 >>76824
>>76817
stay strong bro
>>76820
see you in few weeks nigger
porn is healthy, stop the anti-porn propaganda
Replies: >>76824
>>76820
Welcome back Anon >>76823
Guys dont listen to gooners
Theyll make you send them dick pics
i enjoy pornography now and again
https://files.catbox.moe/8cajse.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/xj0fxu.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/vefjex.gif
https://files.catbox.moe/0quu23.mp4
Replies: >>76834
https://files.catbox.moe/er7dx5.mp4
Replies: >>76834
>>76813
Chimps have more testosterone than humans. Don't see any monkey kingdoms, don't see any nigger kingdoms. 
www.statista.com/chart/amp/20342/peak-land-area-of-the-largest-empires/
Replies: >>76835
>>76831
>>76832
cool girls
>>76833
Yeah blacks have low iq thats why they cant rule shit
Replies: >>76836 >>76837
>>76835
Just like moneys, sad!
>>76835
they can just out breed us and wait for whites to go extinct
Replies: >>76839
https://files.catbox.moe/u027hh.mp4
>>76837
You can have 5b people in Africa and then we just bomb them. Where's the issue?
Replies: >>76840 >>76841
>>76839
they wont all stay in africa, they will continue coming to europe until they outnumber the native europeans
Replies: >>76842
>>76839
Problem is we bring niggers in they wanna have babies but white woment dont, so slowly white people will die.
>>76840
European countries need to wake up and close the borders to these people;(
Replies: >>76844
brandon can you help me insulate my apartment
>>76842
>Noooo, we don't want to be called racists! 
The EU literally forces countries to take in immigrants. It's retarded, countries should drop out of the EU and run their countries how they want.
Replies: >>76848
https://files.catbox.moe/1uspja.jpg
>>76845
>The European Union says Hungary’s threat to send a bus convoy of migrants to Brussels in protest against the bloc's policies is unacceptable and will be met with a retaliatory response should it go ahead
Pathetic.
Replies: >>76849
>>76848
>You MUST accept these useless people into you country, abd no, you CAN NOT pass them on to us! We're all doing our part to facilitate these dangerous minorities, because ???????, no protesting it!
>Hungary’s anti-immigrant government signaled last week that it is serious about giving migrants free one-way travel to Brussels, a measure meant to pressure the European Commission into dropping heavy fines imposed on Hungary over its restrictive asylum policies.
Is Hungary the only EU country with a brain?
Replies: >>76852
https://youtu.be/zVVz04iQzNk
Replies: >>76853 >>76854
>>76850
>>76851
seen this kek
>>76851
Its not a joke this is how delusional "commies" in USA are they think they arent rich even though they would be part of the 1% of richest in most European countries

https://files.catbox.moe/9qpe24.jpg
Replies: >>76857
https://files.catbox.moe/qyq24s.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/yabxnn.jpeg
>>76854
bradnon wears fake gucci
Replies: >>76858
>>76857
That's how he got so many sheboons pregnant with his negro childes
catchanners exposed
https://youtu.be/kdKS76q65uc?si=m7PSTAncwJxDsnbQ
Replies: >>76861
>>76859
stop posting nudes i dont wanna see catchanners exposed.
This mroning, i found lube in my parents bathroom
Replies: >>76864
>>76863
lol no way
Replies: >>76869
https://files.catbox.moe/osmbvh.jpg
these look weird brannie but my feet dont hurt anymore
i am a MGTOW volcel
Replies: >>76867 >>76868
>>76866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-s6LMbFNBs
>>76866
im obsessed with sex because ive never experienced it
>>76864
Yeah it was pink
Replies: >>76870 >>76890
>>76869
>Yeah it was pink
why would asiasn have lube if there is no physical contact
Replies: >>76871
>>76870
I think theyre doing sex
Replies: >>76873 >>76875
Hawk tuah button ———-> ♥️
>>76871
anal?
>>76871
how microdicks cant do that
Replies: >>76876
>>76875
Dude my brother went to the hospital with my dad and grandpa and he saw my grandpas balls when the doctor was checking them
Replies: >>76877 >>76878
>>76876
do u guys normally get ur balls checked all at a time in the same  room
Replies: >>76879
>>76876
did the doctor touch your vagina yesterday?
Replies: >>76881 >>76882
>>76877
Um im not sure but my brother for a week wouldnt stop telling me hes packing
a doctor shoved his hand up my ass one time
Replies: >>76883 >>76884
>>76878
>>76878
No she looked in my ear
>>76880
>>76880
id take yelling in pain over having a tube shoved in me over that again
Replies: >>76886
>>76885
What did u have up there
Replies: >>76887
>>76886
just to keep the urinal track open but im pretty sure that gastro doctor was gay based on how long he looked around for blood in my ass
Replies: >>76888
>>76887
*rips ur ass open* i wonder if theres any blood in here
> Asian sex 

All Japanese people's genitalia is actually pixelated in real life...so, whenever they have sex, the feeling is very cubic...due to their minecraft-like peepees and baginas
True facts
>>76869
your mum is taking it up the ass
Replies: >>76892
kinda sucks that if ur dying ur medical choices are white fags or brown people
>>76890
Hey now what if its my dad
Replies: >>76897
good afternoon brandon
I am now stuck with the mental image of Nadeykins' parents having buttsex, and I can't get it out of my head
Day ruined...I hate you all
Replies: >>76899
https://dailystormer.in/aryan-goddess-aoc-calls-out-jews-for-violating-international-law-with-exploding-pagers-and-walkie-talkies/
>>76892
that would be based
karma btfo

https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2024/09/17/georgian-parliament-approves-anti-lgbtq-law-in-lockstep-with-russia
>>76895
at least its not fat people or old people having sex
https://files.catbox.moe/dflnhd.png
Replies: >>76904
>lustful cat
>pensive cat
>ambitious cat
>happy cat
>bored cat
>angry cat
W Russia 🥰
L the West 🤢

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/24/vladimir-putin-signs-law-banning-gender-changes-in-russia
Replies: >>76903 >>76916
>>76902
its time to invade russia
Replies: >>76905
>>76900

That's a lotta cats
>>76903
t. tranny admin of cutiegarden(or whatever it was called, i forget)
Replies: >>76906 >>76916
>>76905
>tranny admin
>pedo website
not surprising
oh and silvia avatarfags as a girl
Replies: >>76909 >>76911
session is probaly a lgbt safe space
>>76906
4channers avatarfag as anime girls and adult women
are they also LGBT/trannies?
Replies: >>76910
>>76909
4chan has several boards dedicated solely to faggotry and the admin was a crossdressing fag 
yes
>>76906
I post girls and women because I like girls and women, not because I want to be one.
Replies: >>76912
>>76911
posting girls =/= avatarfagging as the same girl nearly every single post
Replies: >>76915
brandons dad when he tries to wash him
https://files.catbox.moe/j6y0hz.mp4
>>76912
Two different women, lots of different girls^^
https://catchan.top/file/c635738b18821cf8a0979cc14eb479d3d4770f00532e4d70ec7ed1d3a5d4d259.jpg
https://catchan.top/file/7338a1364c213ef0f0bb84b063a7767d07d81afc3d9302c5f3a479759bc5771a.jpg
>>76902 >>76905
lol
catchan pedos btfo
https://files.catbox.moe/bip0vt.mp4
👨‍🏭
Decided instead of anything else today I was going to hammer out the Risk map
Turns out the template that worked the best was also the messiest one, somebody's edit on top of some computer generated world map, I believe (though the play areas are just Europe through India, parts of N. Africa etc)
A lot of shoreline errors and illogical crossings over water and stuff
Decided to number the territories to make selection for turns much simpler than having to screenshot the map and circle them, did a bunch of edits and realized it was too small to read the numbers, had to re-scale it larger and start over

TLDR I'm hoping to do it Sat but am not sure if I'll have the map ready by then.
Replies: >>76919 >>76959
>>76918
we can meet at a baltimore public library and help you make it
Replies: >>76920
>>76919
It'd take me an hour to get there, lol
https://files.catbox.moe/r1618c.mp4
Replies: >>76924
Baltimore population in 2010: 620,961	

Baltimore population in 2010: 585,708

brandon why haven't you and your dad left?
Replies: >>76925
>>76922
hipster garbage
lucky star is better
Replies: >>76926 >>76930
>>76923
>Baltimore population in 2010: 585,708
*Baltimore population in 2020: 585,708
>>76924
https://youtu.be/wC2Iov1pCDg
What was the onion?
Replies: >>76928 >>76931
>>76927
http://rfjzn4omdg3zrcouoe5oxi3fzhf5ipgl4va2cpfryphzlyradwcperid.onion/site
Replies: >>76929
>>76928
Thank you.
>>76924
lain is tranime not hipstermie
>>76927
i found the real roo with dementia keeps asking for the same thing over and over again
Replies: >>76935
brandons dad: https://files.catbox.moe/sui0vu.png
Replies: >>76940
>>76931

The "Real Roo With Dementia" actually knows how to bookmark websites...browser bookmarks are senility's best friend
Replies: >>76966
Not sure I like AI restored images. Those old pics have too little info to work with I guess

https://files.catbox.moe/lvca2f.jpg
Replies: >>76938 >>76939
>>76937
eugh wtf
Replies: >>76941
>>76937
What was the original?
Replies: >>76941
>>76934
scat lol
>>76938
https://files.catbox.moe/dz6q41.jpg
>>76939
Here https://files.catbox.moe/spcqqg.jpg
>>76941
Restored one looks like it's AI, doesn't look real at all. Probably not enough pixels, yeah;(
Replies: >>76944
>>76942
:(
https://files.catbox.moe/xvhgju.jpg
>>76941
>>76944
post the originals ffs
Replies: >>76947
>>76944
What's in her hand?
Replies: >>76952
>>76945
https://files.catbox.moe/t43hhm.jpg


https://files.catbox.moe/0grujr.jpg
post original of the flanelli mekko
Replies: >>76953
>>76944
Could you post this specific original?
Replies: >>76953 >>76955
>>76946
Not sure I didn't even see it until I AI restored it

https://files.catbox.moe/dui3n4.jpg
>>76949
>>76950

>>76952
seems like a cut
>>76950
and this >>76941
Replies: >>76956
>>76955
https://files.catbox.moe/2g683y.jpg
Replies: >>76957
>>76956
thanks man
tbh
>>76918
How many countries are on it?
>>76952
Thank you
Emo phase Anne
https://files.catbox.moe/nquysq.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/u8zj3h.jpg
>>76952
Still can't tell, lol.
Replies: >>76963
>>76962
Looks like sunglasses
>>76935
 
Here for you.
Replies: >>76968
it's over

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/sep/17/meta-instagram-facebook-teen-accounts-social-media-ban-australia
Replies: >>76969 >>76970
>>76966

Duuuuude......
>>76967
Australia sucks!
>>76967
most of the good content is on tiktok or likee now
https://youtu.be/M8r3x4Re8-I
Another dune coon tried to go on a stabbing spree in Netherlands, apparently one of the bystanders was a kickboxer who took him out. 

>According to the newspaper De Telegraaf, the suspect was armed with two large knives and was stabbing people at random. Multiple witnesses interviewed by the Dutch media said that the assailant was shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’. 
>Kickboxing trainer Reniel Renato David Litecia told reporters that he hit the attacker with two sticks and managed to take away his knives.
>American billionaire Elon Musk has remotely switched off Ramzan Kadyrov’s Cybertruck, the head of Russia’s Republic of Chechnya claimed on Telegram on Thursday. Kadyrov published a video of himself driving the vehicle around the city of Grozny back in August, all while claiming it was a personal gift from the Tesla and SpaceX CEO.

HAHAHAHA
Replies: >>76974