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There is a bunker group for /cat/ posters on Session, rules same as /cat/ (no nudity or illegal, no gross, no solicitation/advertisement). 

Catchan v3: Currently accessible through onion domain only.
Last edited by silvia
>>219836
You let a schizo bait you for 10 years, you're a fucking clown.
Replies: >>219843
yeah I was having a bit of fun but now I'm wasting my time, later
>>219837
>no reply
lol
>>219840
chill jole let him talk to silvia
>>219837
the fact that it was a bot written to move posts that had code added to it mysteriously to instead delete posts and that is impossible to happen on its own what did it do fucking evolve
and silv just kind of "oh well if you don't believe me fuck you" and started bad actoring me
Replies: >>219846
ask Matt/rodent if he ever comes back he knows
Replies: >>220132
>>219844
>I threw a tantrum and started spamming because a feature on the broken test board wasn't working right
>Whyyyy won't anyone take my side!
??
Replies: >>219851
sounds like Brandon is in the wrong here
>>219847
>>219847
tbh
>>219847
agreed
>>219846
>back to the bullshit lying about spamming, nothing about how that's even logically possible, for a bot to add its own new code
and this is the cover, ((( bad actoring ))) me while the rest of you chucklefucks just join in
Replies: >>219859
>>219847
Is he going to apologize or....?
there's nobody here whose opinion I have to care about
>>219847
Yeah but all the rock munching has done something to his brain.
Replies: >>219859
Why does Brandon care so much about some posts being deleted on a text board? That isn't normal person behaviour.
Replies: >>219857 >>219859
I threw you a lifeline last time you had a me tal breakdown, not giving another one, lol.
Replies: >>219858 >>219859
>>219855
Yeah why
Replies: >>219859
>>219856
>me tal
Mental*
>>219851
>nothing about how that's even logically possible, for a bot to add its own new code
>just alllllllll this bullshit
>>219854
>>219855
>>219856
>>219857
I've given you all enough attention for tonight, clearly this will go nowhere. /pol/ listens so much better and 2/3rds of them are brain dead
Replies: >>219861
I hate that I'm 5% invested is this gay shit.
Replies: >>219863
>>219859
👋
Someone is saying Trump is not allowed to sell his coin for 3 years? I don't think that's true...lol.
Replies: >>219867
>>219860
its hard to follow and not very interesting
>as insulated a userbase as KC with an admin that acts just like he's from KC
I weep for what catchan once was
>I've given you all enough attention
good. can we all please get back to destroying roos life now?
Replies: >>219866 >>219890
>>219865
cope roo
>>219862
Hmm maybe it is true. Lots of people are saying the coin has a built in lock period (nax he can sell every 3 months?). Interesting if true, means he can't rug pull it.
https://files.catbox.moe/z6h6tx.mp4
Sharts, explain this
>>219785
Posting after work if i still think they are cute
Replies: >>219872
hey guys looks like this might be a bad time but i'm here for my monthly catchan visit
except maybe not monthly anymore because i can't remember the last time i was here
>>219868
🤔
>>219869
waiting
>>219801
Thanks 
>>219808
Thanks 
>>219822
>>219823
Home bump
>>219868
Is this why karma became gay?
Replies: >>219875
>>219874
I'm just built to please men tbh
Replies: >>219878 >>219914
what did i miss
the answer is obviously nothing from the fact that everyone is still here and nothing has changed but i'll ask anyway
>>219868
Home bump
>>219875
Don't start.
Replies: >>219882
homebump
ur gay
>>219868
cringe kino
>>219876
Other than Branbran having another meltdown, not much, same as usual.
Replies: >>219891
>>219878
Dancing with fire!
Replies: >>220137
I have 2 screenshots of the install catchan thing need to remember to post them too
Replies: >>220138
>>219876
roo finally fucked off for good.
Replies: >>219891
>>219876
Brandon got BTFOd by Silvia and has been crying about him being a trannyjanny for days while everyone laughs at him it's great
Silvia won get
Replies: >>219892
>>219876
Karma is gay now.
Replies: >>219896
>>219865
he's indestructible
>>219881
knowing brandon there's at least a 55% chance it's justified, but i don't care enough to read back hundreds of posts of stale metadrama to find out for myself
>>219884
>for good
i find that somewhat difficult to believe
i think anyone who is still on this godforsaken textboard in the year 2025 in any capacity is unlikely to ever go away "for good", unless they're dead
Replies: >>219893
>>219888
based
>>219891
Brandon always lies Silvia said he's been spamming and ddosing the site
>>219893
^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>219893
i saw it silvias not lying its him
>>219889
Nah if i was gay straight men wouldn't flirt with me
but enough about the never-ending identitywendity bread and circus
what are the hot new developments in the world of kidfuckery
link me the hot new pedo sites of 2025
>>219893
>spamming
sounds like free speech to me
>ddosing the site
<jschan 0.9.2
impossible
clearly silvia has invested millions into the security of the website
Replies: >>219898 >>220092
>>219897
>sounds like free speech to me
All text is equal as long as it's not posted too often
Silvia are you still awake
Replies: >>220090
wow i forgot how painfully boring this site is
so uh you guys fuck any kids lately
Replies: >>219906 >>219910
>>219905
i fucked your mom
Replies: >>219908
I want fingers in my mouth
Replies: >>219913
>>219906
my mom isn't a kid, i'm not a third worlder
funny joke though and very representative of the comedic state of catchan in 2025
Replies: >>219909
>>219908
Catchan ain't comedy it's a tragedy
>>219905
i fucked an underage capybara last week.
Replies: >>219915
Wow dead pedo shithole
wow delicious vlada shithole
>>219907
lol
>>219875
lel
>>219910
i did that too just for the hell of it
apparently it violated the local pet store's return policy though so now i'm having capybara for dinner for the next week
Replies: >>219916
>>219915
Peta would rather date animal fucker than meat eater
 i fapped
time to 😪😴
Replies: >>219918 >>219919
>>219917
I haven't coomed in 6 days probably gonna be 7
Replies: >>219921
>>219917
to mascot again?
Replies: >>219921
Last Tuesday i coomed
>>219919
😌

>>219918
a record?
>>219921
lmao
>>219921
I haven't coomed much lately talking with my partner keeps me satisfied
Replies: >>219924 >>219928
>>219923
do you wear a cage now or something
Replies: >>219925 >>219928
>>219924
No
>>219921
cringe lack of taste
Replies: >>219927 >>219936
>>219926
he likes vlada its ok
Replies: >>219934
>>219923
>I haven't coomed much lately talking with my partner keeps me satisfied
>>219924
>do you wear a cage now or something

Haven't heard from mc in a while 🤔
Replies: >>219930
ok well i think that concludes my monthly/bi-monthly/whatever catchan visit
my rating of current catchan: boring-and-pointless-former-shell-of-itself/10
until next time catchan, whenever idle curiosity compels me to visit again
Replies: >>219933 >>219938
>>219928
Im 99,9% less hairy than maisiecuck
Replies: >>219931
>>219930
you shave your legs?
Replies: >>219932
>>219931
Not just natural I mean i have hair but you can't see it in a photo unless its a closeup
>>219929
see ya
>>219927
i guess
vladabros are always willing to set their differences aside
for our love for our queen unites us
Replies: >>219937
>Connected for live posts (171ms)
>>219926
high testo
>>219934
vladabros are chill I can't think of a single vladabro who is a cunt tbh
>>219929
Wait brannie I was busy shopping for a cord at walmart!
vlada is hot because she has already had more raw dicks cum inside her than a 40 year old porn star.
Replies: >>219940 >>219942
>>219939
What about goats in Muslim countries
Replies: >>219941
>>219940
i dont think shes visited chechnya yet. but im sure shell get around to it.
Replies: >>219944
>>219939
vlada is pure, don't be so nasty mc
Replies: >>219943
>>219942
shes lesbian tbh she only has tasted pussy not dick
>>219941
He meant Dubai.
Replies: >>219945
>>219944
shes not good enough for the dubai sandniggers. chechnya is more her speed.
Replies: >>219968
the onion & the pk sites have both been kill for more than an hour. fix your shit silvia.
>>219834
brandon youve been a known spammer since b2
>>219946
It will fix itself when Brandon will stop DDossing
Aappa chapachu
>>219946
read a book
>>219036
cringe you are a standards-cuck and by extension a race-cuck
Replies: >>220086
https://youtu.be/gGycDDqBuX8?

Why phosphorus, Roo?

Why civilians?
Replies: >>220031
They were just innocent little 13 year old mascots crossing the street pushing their baby mascots in prams, Roo 🥺
Replies: >>219954
>>219953
they were all just gooks to roo
Replies: >>219957
>>219189
because people will shill owner sold all his token now it's rug-proof lol
Replies: >>219958 >>220080
>>219196
if that’s the plan 10% of the supply would be enough to extract all the liquidity. 80% is necessary only if you plan to siphon entire liquidity over and over as people keep buying in. more money and no ugly dip. what does trump do?
>>219954
He was actually the one who coined the phrase "get some!!!"
>>219955
They're being taken on a magic carpet ride! lel
damn I feel dumb I shouldve had crypto if i bought trump when it launched i couldve made a lot
Replies: >>219966
squid game is very philosophical like every tv show and movie nowadays
why psycho goreman yesterday made me so mad again
everything i watch makes me mad
squid game is an allegory for how cucked our countries are because we are screwed living with cursed nigger humans
but soon our population will be reduced by 456 times from 8 billion down to just under 20 million
Replies: >>219965 >>219976
i got dayana on my FYP https://files.catbox.moe/dobifi.png
Replies: >>219962 >>219976
>>219961
She is 100% aware of how sexy she is. 100% aware.
>>219868
trumptards btfo'd from the jaws of victory kek
>>218730
lol
>>219960
Whites are going to go extinct
>>219959
Just buy the next huge dip because they'll no doubt find a way to hype it again
When mascot showed her cunny was she doing a sexy pose bros?
>>219945
accurate
Vlada is a wish.com Blondie
>>219961
Home bump 
>>219960
I think its just modern gladiator arena.
>>219975
idgi
Replies: >>219980
ausfag here

all the sauerkraut at supermarket comes from poland. is poland sauerkraut capital of the world or something?
sauerpol
>>219977
who cares silvia won
douyin keeps showing me animal gore my likes and follows don't go through either it's over
Replies: >>219983
>>219662
>He can't live without the attention.
Reminder that Brandon is an attention whore and mentioning him at all only encourages him.
Replies: >>219984
>>219981
>my likes and follows don't go through either
for the animal gore?
>>219982
jole has owned his soul for 10 years by exploiting this fact
jole won eternally
Brandon you lost
Stop spamming
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>>219997
This is what happens when people encourage an attention whore. Silvia was right.
Karmie straight mobile get

>Connected for live posts (224ms)
Replies: >>220008
Get2
>>219997
i dont get why hes posting jole won i thought that was a btfo
Replies: >>220002
>>220001
Silvia is winning with every post that i can say with certainty
Replies: >>220003 >>220004
>>220002
this
>>220002
jole won though
Replies: >>220005
>>220004
Silvia's sock puppet
>>219999
>straight
uh huh....
Replies: >>220012
>>220008
Yeah :)
Replies: >>220013
>>220012
no, you gay af
Replies: >>220014
>>220013
At certain point when you gay af it stars becoming straight
>>220017
>>220017
>>220017
>>220017
>>220017
>>220017
>>220017
>>220017
>>220017
Does he really do that? :\
dead pedo's shithole
~1h and im coming home lads
>>220029
>brandon needs to apologize
Brandon has never done that
>>219952
agent orange was nastier
Replies: >>220051
Brandon is a master pedo loser
>>220034
>>220034
>>220034
>>220034
>>220034
>>220034
>>220037
npc tier tbh
>>220031
stfu brandon nobody cares
>>220042
>>220042
>>220042
>>220042
>>220042
>>220042
>>220042
>>220042
>>220042
>>220042
>>220042
Replies: >>220058
silvia leaking user post history
every device i use has its own ip you didn't get everything
who the FUCK does brandon think he is
>>220054
What'd i miss
Replies: >>220059
>>220058
if you too filtered koomie, his posts
Replies: >>220060 >>220064
>>220059
Lol
>>220042
>>220052
>>220053
I can't see these someone quote them
>>220059
lel i forgot i filtered spammie
Replies: >>220065
>>220064
Your loss
Replies: >>220070
silvia exists to delete koomie spam
Replies: >>220067
>>220066
Why'd he delete his own posts?
>>219946
Rebooted it.
>>220065
Sure faggot
>>220068
What was this
I hate mobile i cant see posts
Replies: >>220073
>>220072
lol, did you enable it in settings?
Replies: >>220074
>>220073
Its not there on mobile
Replies: >>220076
>>220074
Turn your phone sideways then.
Replies: >>220081
i feel like i can't say anything some of those ip bans silvia issued in response to a single normal post
so i retreat back to douyin goodbye
Replies: >>220082
dead loserhole
>>219955
I guess it's not a bad reason to go back into it, can't get any worse? lol
>>220076
I swear it wasn't there before
Replies: >>220084
>>220078
Those are cookie bans, not IP bans.
>>220081
No, it's an actual thing for mobiles. If your screen is too small it won't show all the options, but if you turn it sideways then your screen is bigger.
Replies: >>220087
>>219951
What does this even mean?
Replies: >>220096
>>220084
I didn't turn it sideways
Replies: >>220088
>>220087
Oh, alright then. I thought maybe you had a small phone or something.
>>219900
I am now.
>>219897
>jschan 0.9.2
Only the best!
>>220093
>>220086
You are low IQ if you can't figure it out and ESL isn't an excuse either
>>220094
why
ETA on clearnet imageboard?
Replies: >>220101 >>220102
>>220100
missed the chance by now
>>220100
Session is the new meta it seems.
Replies: >>220104 >>220105
>>220098
he got a gag order and is deleting anything that makes him seem pedo
Replies: >>220108
>>220102
>>220102
catchan group or just session in general
Replies: >>220106
>>220105
Not sure, I only use the group and PMs. Works great for both. The ease of use might not be as good as imageboards but it has some things it does better. Feels comfier for a lot of people I guess?
>>220103
lol
https://x.com/Jebus/status/1881079926901842208
Replies: >>220112 >>220113
https://youtube.com/shorts/2f_cbMm2aQI?
>>220110
🥳
>>220110
Cringe
Replies: >>220115
>>220113
Free market, man. It comes with grifts and scams and whatever else you can think of^^
>>220117
Silvia is censoring your beliefs
How many mote hours until Trump speech?
Replies: >>220121
More*
>>220119
you gotta wait for your fellow muricans to wake up first. they are fat lazy and semi retarded.
Replies: >>220125
178 new posts since  Iwent to bed and most deleted spam
:/
Replies: >>220127 >>220161
>>220121
12pm EST, wake up!
>>220124
And the onion was down for a fee hours too I think, so not much there.
4chan must really suck right now, lol.
>>219845
its not that people as retarded as silvia couldnt pull it off with selenium, its that he never posts code of the actual "issues" and then goes on some defense about how his most popular board is supposed to be broken
its a lack of transparency that any other site owner would have
i said as much before

also were forced to use all of silvia's retarded shitty code despite the fact this is open source software? ok
Replies: >>220134 >>220162
>>220132
It's a test board. The real board is on onion. Why should I be obligated to post test code I am using here? The two people who got deleted could have asked for more info but they aren't autistic retards and accepted "I screwed up" as it was. Not my problem that you and Brandon feel entitled to more.
Replies: >>220145
>>219823
lol
test
>>219882
its playing with fire retard
Replies: >>220140 >>220141
>>219883
ehh cant be bothered
>>220137
Yeah that guy is retarded
>>220137
Both can work?
Replies: >>220142
>>220141
maybe idk
i support banning every Brandon post
dead pedo shithole
I will play terraria
>>220134
keep saying it im sure people will believe it
no no no, you see the board everyone uses and posts on the most is the test board, not the board that goes down for several hours and silvia doesnt even notice to put it back up
Replies: >>220147 >>220149
>>220146
Its a textboard get a life
Replies: >>220148
>>220147
>get a life
>131 matches
Replies: >>220151
>>220146
Well I was asleep so if course I can't notice the onion is down when sleeping.
Replies: >>220152
rodent & roo should partner to open an imageboard together.
>>220148
Brandon i was working
>>220149
weird how every other jschan instance just auto restarts and yours doesnt?
Replies: >>220154
apparently its really hard for you to run a website
>>220152
Go use those then? Hello?
Replies: >>220156 >>220158
Roo should open his site and invite only a selected few people so that comfypost will prevail and all the bullies will be stuck here.
Replies: >>220160 >>220163
>>220154
i have been, i just came here to post at brandon lol and you happened to reply to me. try not to come off so buttblasted because someone isnt sucking your dick for 5 seconds
>>220150
two more weeks
Replies: >>220335
>>220154
>>220154
>>220154
>>220154
>>220154
>>220154
>>220150
Roodent
Replies: >>220335
>>220155
This is more likely than this: >>220150 , lol.
Replies: >>220335
>>220124
Out on the streets for a living
>>220132
>goes on some defense about how his most popular board is supposed to be broken
>its a lack of transparency that any other site owner would have
>also were forced to use all of silvia's retarded shitty code despite the fact this is open source software? ok
exactly all of this
I got chills when I remembered those "punishment" boards Patch used to stick us on, and thought about the situation(s) here
and the attitude Silv has about things just shoots it over the top
I was fine when he added the post archiving thing, was talking about something something doge miners, and then this unexplainable ((( mystery error ))) out of nowhere "oopsie haha that one thing that was pacifying you is suddenly totally broken don't like my no explanation fuck you", and it felt like I was being fucking retarded to ignore the totality of it all anymore

and this was all BEFORE he started getting super bitchy and petty and bad actor'd me and makes me go through 3 layers of captcha just to post and is sitting here lying through his fucking teeth about me ddosing and "totally spamming" and allllllllllll this straight bullshit while pretty much everyone backs him up and does all the usual herdnigger shit
>>220155
that's session, dude
>>220162
>I got chills
Wow Brandom
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PF4XIHLYQRA
>>220162
Brandon you voted for Kamala it has consequences
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/il_ekfpwYxs
>>220162
>doge miners
proofs?
Replies: >>220174 >>220184
i dont know who is jewing who any more.
Replies: >>220238
https://youtube.com/shorts/W3Iidf0gpUU?

😋👏👏
>>220162
>3333
Checked! As for the rest, tldr
Replies: >>220176 >>220179
>>220162
don't see the point in judging silvia based on how he acts on this board when this board is meant for shitposting. three layers of captchas: shitposting. ip wiping: shitposting. bot breaking: shitposting. koomie homo: shitposting.
>>220162
holy shit, WHO THE FUCK CARES
Get a life, you retard
Replies: >>220179
>>220168
what he said about the doge miners and them paying for site upgrades I don't have proof multiple people saw him say the shit more than once
>>220172
brandon is a retard and should fuck off back to 4chan, seriously
Replies: >>220179
>>220171
wow what a maddie
>>220172
>three layers of captchas
So you mean every autistic post of his he was filling out 3 captchas to make? lol
Replies: >>220178 >>220180
>>220177
bare ip people don't have to deal with any of that
Replies: >>220181
>>220171
(You)

>>220172
(You)

>>220173
(You)

>>220175
(You)

>nothing even resembling an "answer"
>all the usual herdnigger shit
it's exactly like being on a patchan there is 0 (zero) difference right now
Replies: >>220182
>>220177
>still with the bullshit
so what, exactly, was it I was totally spamming, Silvia, describe it in detail
Replies: >>220185 >>220247
>>220178
Only spammers do.
>>220179
literally nobody is forcing you to use this site
you can fuck off if you aren't satisfied
Brandon ... chill
>>220168


https://files.catbox.moe/ooiowg.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/rulbi6.jpg
Replies: >>220186 >>220189
>>220180
some music while we wait for the reasonable answer surely to come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C59LscG6xxs
Replies: >>220187 >>220234
>>220184
🤔
Replies: >>220188 >>220275
>>220185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e94hCLHEEsk
>>220186
😭
Replies: >>220192
>>220184
install it
Replies: >>220190 >>220231
>>220189
im too scawed
i like milana's rainbow swimsuit
>>220188
Does it show up on .pk too?
Replies: >>220193
>>220192
idk havent used that on mobile
>>220162
true zzzchan got ddosed way more than catchan and that guy didnt even complain
Brandon you are 50
its time to stop caring about textboards
while we're here and I'm using a name why did you delete just these 2 ((( spam ))) posts I made earlier, Silv?

you DO realize I wasn't the only person posting, you were deleting multiple people, yeah?

WHAT exactly was wrong with these 2 posts of mine, buddy?
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/25ebtvb8.png

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Spammer

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cLsQDdpY80g
Replies: >>220243
>>220197
He deleted these just on their own btw, check the logs
Replies: >>220201
>>220197
maybe they were right about silvia being patch and this was just the long con
Replies: >>220206
>>220199
idc Brandon
its a fucking textboard lmao
i just realized the text board is at 220k posts already
Replies: >>220204 >>220205
>>220203
how much of that is karma
Replies: >>220207
>>220203
222222 soon
>>220200
I can not entirely dismiss this given the banning and deletion thing, I mean, what the fuck
>>220204
30-50%
it's like a totally different guy
Replies: >>220209
>>220208
hes never taken criticism well in the slightest what are you talking about
Replies: >>220214
Patch is just Silvia's sockpuppet
karma do you ever stfu
Replies: >>220212 >>220215
>>220211
fags never do especially bottoms
Replies: >>220213
>>220212
>>220209
it wasn't like this before that I saw at all with the sitemin tools and shit, not with patch, he got much better or ai is helping him
and he's shown incredible restraint til now, if that is truly the case
Replies: >>220216
>>220211
i have him filtered you should try it it really cuts down on the noise
>>220214
does deleting posts you dont like really require ai?
Replies: >>220218
So Karma is patch?
Replies: >>220219
>>220216
I'm talking about the blocking of particular posters, denying them captcha loads, giving them specifically multiple captchas, that kind of shit, patch did like fingerprint cloudflare blocks and shit before
if he's not aiming it at you then you don't even see it
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>>220217
lol
>>220218
> denying them captcha loads
no its always been that shitty and broken his security system had insane false positives even before this
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>>220220
that particular one feels different, it only happens on onion too so that may be just everyone, idk
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>>220218
Brandon you are silvelusional, the captcha is broken for all of us
Replies: >>220224
the multiple captchas happens on clearnet too sometimes
and there's the britanonce filter shit he does where whatever you try to post is wordfiltered
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>>220222
>>220221
>that particular one feels different, it only happens on onion too so that may be just everyone, idk
yea if he fucks around with the settings on a broken security system it will probably become more sensitive, again its impossible to say how his shitty code is breaking because he never shares logs or posts anything intentionally

its been broken for months and had repeated issues i mean it crashed several times a day for awhile on its own
Replies: >>220229
brandon is based and is an asset to catchan more so than jole ever was. sure he can sure be a delusional and insufferable cunt sometimes but he contributes vastly more interesting shit than most here that's for sure and is sometimes friendly too. 

whoever that anon is ragging on him is either still brain prolapsed over some slight that btfo'd them or is just the same old jole incessantly trying to finally score that decisive "win"

And silvia is being a cunt  martingale'ing down on his petty and vindictive cuntiness as per usual upon any perceived insubordination from within his kingdom kek
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>>220226
cope brannie
Replies: >>220230
also he keeps saying this is a test instance except the code is never reset to a fresh start so it makes no sense really
>>220225
I can't say but >>220223
it's not all just shit that could also conveniently be errors becuase >>220162
>goes on some defense about how his most popular board is supposed to be broken
>also were forced to use all of silvia's retarded shitty code despite the fact this is open source software? ok
and the entire attitude with literally fucking everything, like his head has just gotten completely lost in his own ass
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>>220227
Uh huh whatever
>>220189
no thanks i don't want silva watching me jerk off
this nigga wonders why he got doxed
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>>220229
Make your own board then
>>220185
lel
>>220229
>it's not all just shit that could also conveniently be errors becuase
oh well to say the errors are errors caused by a retard is true, ive had to clean up multiple messes from people like him who dont know how to run computers at all, but yea nobody in their right mind would run the servers or code like that forever and use that defense
>>220233
>>220232
really, a lack of response to any of this is jjustification for a dox
really
>>220169
i'm always jewing myself
>>220232
only interesting people get doxed
why i havent been doxed im not jole or brandon
lmao brannie, no normal person cares too much about a dead textboard 
maybe that's why silvia has bee ignoring you, cause you are an autistic child throwing a tantrum over something idiotic
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>>220233
>silvia outright lying about shit and deleting shit that shouldn't be deleted and has no justification, and acting like this
your opinion is noted
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>>220198
fucking prostitutes os for subhumans
>>220242
Its his board
Replies: >>220246
>>220233
i feel like this was said alot during the patch era
>>220244
very common response of offsite circlejerkers got anything new
Replies: >>220249
>>220241
>throwing a tantrum
>>220180
>so what, exactly, was it I was totally spamming, Silvia, describe it in detail
still waiting, I mean, should be easy to describe something you can justify as a "tantrum", right, something that includes these posts?
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/25ebtvb8.png
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>>220242
Even if you're right about the spam thing, he didn't lie about the initial incident that made you sperg out
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>>220246
Silvia seems to have won
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>>220248
nah its basically repeated lying
>>220249
>Silvia seems to have won
i dont see it
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brandon maybe you shouldn't have posted cp on catchan now we arell stuck here on textboard
it's you fault
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>>220251
You are posting on his site?
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>>220247
I feel you cut out important context here, he probably just mass deleted your posts
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>>220252
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>>220251
karma is just a troll
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>>220248
how the hell would you even know unless you were him, or talked to him elsewhere, it's literally impossible, he's not said one fucking word beyond his "don't like my complete lack of explanation then fuck you"
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>>220253
i post with brandon
brandon also posted on patchchans but patch never really won
you can try mental gymnastics but pph is really come and go and nobody really gives a shit about who is and isnt site owner outside of when they cant keep their hands off the mod tools
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>>220254
check
the
logs
for those numbers or fuck right off
>>220257
>don't like my complete lack of explanation then fuck you
exactly, off to 4chan you go bran
>>220258
tldr;
When you spam your non-spammy posts can get deleted as well, common sense
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>>220256
>karma is just a troll
i thought he just sucks up to silvia so he doesnt get kicked out of group chats
>>220262
Wow Brandon lost
Replies: >>220267
silvia would rat us all out to feds if he could find a way to monetise it
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>>220265
any site owner would and every single one has in the past
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>>220264
>>220262
this is the most herdniggeriest answer that ever done got herdniggered lel, you can fuck right off if this one is serious
Replies: >>220272
>silvia COMPLETELY disappeared
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>>220269
Almost like he has a life
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>>220270
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>220268
Don't worry Silvia will implement the 4chan 15min timer/email feature that you like so much soon. We'll never have to deal with spam again
Brandon not everyone is meth addicted loser sperging out about textboards
Replies: >>220285
>>220272
lol
>>220186
>23 minutes ago

>>220197
>this gets posted
poof
>>220272
if this site was actually popular enough like kc that would actually happen
Replies: >>220279
>>220272
Should enable it only for Brannie
I'd be like, angry or something, if I expected anything different at all
>>220276
lately it's like he was some kc admin or something
until he turned patch
brandon is really annoying, if you are going to come here just to sperg out about the same shit everytime you can fuck off
nobody cares brandon
Replies: >>220281 >>220283
>>220280
Agreed.
>came back JUST to ban me
watch him delete this post now
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/uj4gp1rq.jpg
Replies: >>220284
>>220280
this isnt anything new for brandon weird that youre upset by it
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>>220282
Nobody cares
>>220273
Maybe he's mad because he's not going ti get Kamala neet bux and his meth supply will run out?
Replies: >>220287
If you are not satisfied with the site just quit its that simple
>>220285
lol
>>220283
God I wish that wasn't true in this case

>>220284
I can tell
Silvia is right deleting your posts. You come here to talk about the same shit every damn time, shit only YOU care about. It's annoying as fuck. He should delete these posts you made too. Holy fuck, get a fucking life.
>>220272
It's unironically a new feature option added to base jschan. Tom hears us!
Welp that pretty much says it all
>>220283
he's a sad individual
Replies: >>220294
>>220284
Nobody cares about any of your posts. If you can spam why can't Brandon?
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>>220292
Why is he such a attention whore?
Replies: >>220298
>>220293
tbh im highly valued poster here, people on sesh are asking for my autographs
>>220284
Brandon's posts are a lot more interesting actually.
Replies: >>220299 >>220303
i prefer karma than brandon
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>>220294
idk not surprised though given he played in bands
>>220296
They aren't actually and he regularly tries to stir up drama
>>220299
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>>220297
how many blowjobs is he giving you
>>220296
Nah, not lately especially.
Ok have fun samefagging as me or something and justifying the obvious bullshit and dumb mask drop herdnigger shit like this >>220299 idc, said my piece, we all know where we stand
Replies: >>220305
>>220304
>said my piece
Oh cool then you wont have the need to say it again
i would rather we be talking about karma's gay partner than this shit
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>>220306
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>>220305
musicians are used to doing the same performance over and over again i dont see what your problem is
Replies: >>220873
>>220305
yup, pretty much out of things to say here period except for hoping I run into Rodent again
consistently a fren
Replies: >>220311
when are brandon and rodent coming session tbh
Replies: >>220313
>>220309
You used to complain about him bullying you
>>220311
nah that was bants
Replies: >>220315
>>220310
off site circlejerks are the fucking worst, i can see all the replies coming from it. identical to an irc circlejerker board really, like the 8moe or the offshoot fags run
Replies: >>220326
>>220311
Maybe he wants to be fucked by the bully
>>220312
Why do the bants make him cry then?
Stop the bullying!
fucking name changed again stupid ids thread
this place is definitely not my scene anymore

>>220311
he gives me shit but in times like these is consistently the only one who backs me up while everyone else (like you) is lost in your herdnigger defending the bullshit mode thing, if he's there and I'm right
ever since Corona
Replies: >>220319 >>220320
>>220318
>this place is definitely not my scene anymore
<former pedofile
does not work like that Brannie once a pedo always a pedo
Replies: >>220321
>>220318
Don't act like it's some kind of betrayal when people don't support you in your unreasonable tantrums
Replies: >>220326
>>220319
theres more fucking fags here than pedophiles it seems like
Replies: >>220322 >>220323
>>220321
Yeah only fags like talking
>>220321
who is even a fag here aside from karma tbh
Replies: >>220324 >>220325
>>220323
tbh im the only homosexual in this board
>>220323
the guys sharing dick pics to karma
Replies: >>220327
>>220313
I swear it's like the offsite circlejerks wrecked this one

>>220320
>everyone trying to speak AT me on it with bullshit BUT Silvia
exactly
like
a
patchan
Replies: >>220329
>>220325
they are straight men
Replies: >>220328
>>220327
ngl
>>220326
I already called you an autistic retard, what more reply are you asking for? lol
>>220329
weird guy doesnt feel the need to clean up obvious board spam for years but needs to tend his garden because brandon is saying some shit he doesnt like?
Replies: >>220333
I'm sure Silvia will say it all in snide little jab posts 

>>220329
literally as I was typing it, lel, not one word of explanation or justification beyond "my site fuck you", other retards running around swearing you're in the right based on fuck all
>>220266
damn
>>220330
>because brandon
Brandon is bald 50yo and creepy he should be banned any chance given he does not give a good name to paedos
Replies: >>220334
>>220333
honestly pedos should just do what the fags do and handpick a small group of pedos to represent them for the masses
>>220150
>>220157
>>220159
>>220160
roo has been keeping secrets from us.
https://files.catbox.moe/lww1wp.png 
https://files.catbox.moe/4ibpvz.png 
https://files.catbox.moe/81ngpr.png
lmao
>>220329
It's always good to see a site owner say it themselves in these times though makes it really clear to whoever, what they do with it past that, not on me
Replies: >>220341
>>220335
roos board is a lot better
Replies: >>220366
>>220335
Not a secret it got posted ages ago.
>>220335
It hasn't been a secret, he has mentioned it many times.
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>>220339
>>220336
I thought you were going back to 4chan? Are you incapable of actually leaving, or?
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>>220341
>>220339
>It hasn't been a secret
like you've been trying to keep your sperging shitfit trannyjannying?

>>220341
I wasn't quite done with you yet
Replies: >>220344
>>220343
>ive said my piece
Replies: >>220348
textboard gets so fucking annoying when this guy shows up to complain about the same shit again
someone tell me when he leaves
Replies: >>220347
>literally banned me for asking "whats going on this isn't like you"
>>220345
true this site would be a lot better as an imageboard silvia should get on that
Replies: >>220349 >>220350
>>220344
Does meth effect memory?
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>>220347
tbh
>>220347
shouldnt have reported the cp brannie posted then
Replies: >>220351
>>220350
well he should protect the cyber kids from cyber molestation
>>220335
it looks really nice nd comfy ngl. I dont understand wh he didnt enabled it for all of us.
>>220348
Yes, methamphetamine (meth) can have significant effects on memory. Chronic use of meth can lead to various cognitive impairments, including difficulties with attention, learning, and memory. Research has shown that meth can damage brain structures involved in memory processes, particularly the hippocampus and prefrontal cortex.

Both short-term and long-term memory can be affected. Users may experience problems with working memory, which is crucial for tasks that require the manipulation and retention of information. Additionally, the neurotoxic effects of meth can lead to long-lasting changes in brain function, even after cessation of use.

It's important to note that the extent of memory impairment can vary based on factors such as the duration and amount of meth use, individual differences, and whether other substances are used concurrently. If you or someone you know is struggling with meth use, it is advised to seek professional help.
>>220348
*affect
Replies: >>220355
>>220354
Effect was correct according to ChatGPT. Take another hit, lose another IQ.
Replies: >>220358
welp the captcha per post isn't fun anymore now that it's over, so
bye felicias
I'm sure I'll be getting larped as for a while while Silvia tries to justify his shit
>>220356
👋
>>220355
>effects 
you salty ass bitch :D
>>220356
>I'm sure I'll be getting larped as for a while 
<Its totally not me doing the spamming
Replies: >>220360 >>220363
>>220359
lol
>but I'll be here to correct the record the moment anyone tries to claim it was me
Replies: >>220361
>>220360
lol
>>220335
whats the url
>>220359
idgaf clearly from this shit there is not one person left here I need to or should give a shit about
brannie going back to /pol/ just to get btfo'd again but because 4chan is too big for him to spam and ddos he will come back here to do it
>anyone who sees me from here is brandelusional
>>220337
is it being used?
Replies: >>220370
>>220362
secret. it exists not to be used.
Replies: >>220370
>>220362
roosredroom.org
>>220362
fbi.gov/roochan
>>220366
>>220367
>>220362
he totally locked it down since nzie started with the latest round of bullying tho lmao.
https://files.catbox.moe/pzot30.png 
everything is still there but you cant get to any of it.

roo definitely has nicer looking error pages than silvia does kek.
>>220356
GODDAMN, FINALLY!
Replies: >>220377
>>220371
its genius really from the outside everyone sees nothing but once you sign in you see 200+ pph and 5 active boards
>>220373
why doesn't silvia just do that
Replies: >>220378
>>220373
Just like the Brazilian site.
Replies: >>220379
everyone invited to roo's board minus nz
Replies: >>220390
>>220372
now if jole will just stfu about his attention whoring ass he might stay gone for good
>>220374
Have you signed in to .pk ? lol
>>220375
1500chan?
Replies: >>220380
>>220379
I don't know, which ever one has the Korean login thing.
Replies: >>220382
Jole must be envious of Silvia's brk btfo skills
Replies: >>220383 >>220385
>>220380
Yeah, 1500chan, lol.
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>>220381
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/494504720/#494504792
Replies: >>220386
>>220381
SILVIA WON
BRANDON LOST
>>220384

lol
>>220385
THIS
>brandon "leaves"
>spam starts again
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>220388
>>220388
>>220388
>>220388
>>220376
cope he said I could be mod
>>220388
what where
>>220373
but how tf is he reverse proxying to catchan.top without silvia allowing him to reverse proxy to catchan.top tho? it roo some sort of superhacker or something??!!??
Replies: >>220398
im gonna go sleep have fun spamming Brandon.
why doesn't brandon just chill
>>220388
What spam?
>>220385
hahahahaha brannie btfoed
>>220385
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>>220392
something to do with brandon
Replies: >>220402
>>220388
hi nz
Replies: >>220400
>>220399
not me
>>220382
Out on the streets for  a liing, pictures only beguuuu uuuun 
OOOhh ooooh oooooooh
>>220398
more like something to do with shitty security here.
Replies: >>220404
>>220373
it will go the way of 4keks where nz spawned from, closed circlejerk sites eventually wither away and die
Replies: >>220405
>>220402
idk if these are serious posts, you cant stop someone from connecting to your site only shut down connections as you notice them
Replies: >>220415
>>220403
🤔
brandon lost again, lol
Replies: >>220407 >>220416
>>220406
FUCK OFF AND STOP SPAMMING YOUR BULLSHIT BRANDON
Replies: >>220411
>>220241
i only post here
Replies: >>220410
brandon pedos have session and are all happy posting there
only you care about this dead shithole here
>>220408
This place is my life
>>220407
how is that spam? he lost, im just saying it
not jole or brandon btw
Replies: >>220412
>>220411
cope brannie
>>220371
lol, nice
>>220371
Why did enzo do it bros?
Replies: >>220417
>>220404
i am retard & do not understand how these things work tbh. it just sort of freaked me out that roos index page on that other site exactly matches the index page here on catchan.top right down to having accurate up to the minute pph stats & shit.
Replies: >>220419 >>220445
>>220406
This
Replies: >>220418
>>220414
roo was on team brandon I had to take him out
>>220416
I thought you left LEAVE
>>220415
If you can connect to the site manually, then anyone can have a server do the same thing. How do you think archiving works?
Replies: >>220430
>all these posts that are definitely me
at least silv is happy
>brannie still spamming
kek
Replies: >>220425
>>220424
Too bad Karma isn't here, I can't use ChatGPT right now but I'm curious to know how long a meth binge usually lasts. Hopefully not very long!
silvia wouldn't just ban innocent posters so it must be brandon
>>220419
i literally just said in that post that i dont know how anything works. is me calling myself a retard not enough for you?
Replies: >>220431
>>220430
I was just explaining what is going on (same method as archiving would work).
Replies: >>220437
>>220433
Brandon
>>220431
so hes just pulling the data in real time from this site each time his sites index page is reloaded or refreshed. got it. thanks for the explanation.
Replies: >>220442
>>220437
No problem. Same can be done for the thread if someone wanted. I don't block anyone unless Cloudflare flags them for too many relative connections.
it's kinda funny if not sad how brandon takes imageboarda/textboards too fucking seriously
I can see why he has been harassed for 10 years now.
Replies: >>220446 >>220725
>>220415
>i am retard & do not understand how these things work tbh.
software games are literally just endless games of cat and mouse. he can just hold a connection open to the server that looks identical to every other connection theoretically and there's nothing anyone can do to stop him

people re-sell apis all the time and a lot of the times they only notice it cause theyre using too much
Replies: >>220456
>>220443
he's mad about missing out on session
>>220449
He'll be back don't worry
Replies: >>220453
1.5h until Trump speech, not sure if I can watch it. Going to miss out on the fun 😔
>>220451
you're talking to him
>>220454
>I'm still here but it totally wasn't me
555 come on now
>>220445
thanks. im just always surprised that an old man like roo knows how to do any shit like this at all.
Replies: >>220459 >>220460
lmao he wasnt kidding my tor block bypass expired in a singular fucking post lmao
Replies: >>220467
>>220456
>knows how to do any shit like this at all.
its not like computers are hard or complicated to learn, niggers use them
Replies: >>220465
>>220456
Roo was around when the first computer was launched to the public
Brandon furiously refreshing the site
Replies: >>220462
>>220461
me trying to get my 15th session burner into the group
Replies: >>220463
>>220462
lol, do you actually want to join?
Replies: >>220509
>>220425
Usually 2-3 days
>>220459
true. but it seems to me like some old geezernigger knowing how to browse reddit using windows vs a really old guy knowing how to run servers & websites & shit are 2 very different things kek.
Replies: >>220466
>>220465
not really the level of skill required to google and copy and paste is the same for both
>>220458
he's so fucking mad and over what? How is this even spam by ANY metric, even if I WAS doing it? He won't speak shit to that because he knows he can't justify it, remotely, banning me over the same kind of shit everyone else has always posted, like ok what the fuck? seriously? you gonna ban them now too? or is it just people who didn't question your bullshit?
>>220467
locking down tor is unironically patch tier
Replies: >>220470
Still hilarious that it's not actually even me though, what are you eve looking at to go "ok this is brandon"?
>>220468
if the deletions themselves weren't already
>>220467
just stop spamming you bald loser
>>220305
Did anyone actually think Brandon was going to stop talking?
Replies: >>220728
im gonna have a home made mcmuffin for breakfast
>>220467
>you gonna ban them now too? 
You are the only one spamming so why would anyone else get banned?
>>220162
Imagine giving a damn about this literal shithole festering heap of cancer.
>>220477
Imageboards textboards are super serious business! There is an unwritten contract that must be followed!
lol https://files.catbox.moe/mp0qca.jpg
Replies: >>220505
Brandon exposed silvia
distract brandon by doordashing taco bell to his house
Banning Brandon for "spamming" while others can freely spam nonsense lyrics or gay shit all day doesn't help your case. Brandon does have a point about admin's pets allowed free reign so long as they don't step out of line. Par for the course I guess.
>>220481
Do you actually think crying about getting an  explanation is not autistic? Any normal person would realize they are not getting one and just decide to use their time better (either posting normally, or leaving). But you are incapable of either, it seems.
Replies: >>220489
>>220485
lyric spam is a form of expression
>>220486
Nah I just want to make sure everyone can see you real nice and clear.
>>220485
Spam can appear subjective, sure. Most things in moderation are fine.
Replies: >>220730
>>220485
no... brandon has no point
>>220489
You realise they're also seeing you nice and clear throughout this whole process of yours too right?
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>>220489
Only thing you've done it show everyone you're an unironic schizo, and turn even the few people who might have supported you against yourself.
Replies: >>220495 >>220731
>>220489
All we are seeing is you being a retard cry baby brandon
Lol, nobody cares, only you, you are being annoying.

>>220492
>>220493
This.
>>220492
everyone has seen what brandon looks like before weve dedicated a large portion of our lives to it
Replies: >>220497
>>220496
For some of us who aren't as invested we've only seen glimpses.
china won https://files.catbox.moe/4dsjdj.jpg
Replies: >>220578
>>220499
>>220499
>ANNOYING TO WHOMST?
TO ANYONE WHO'S TIRED OF SEEING YOU SPERG OUT OVER THIS SAME SHIT AGAIN! HOLY MOLY, FILTERED, YOU RETARD.
Replies: >>220504 >>220732
brandon should just take a flight to the west coast and smoke meth like chijo and runit he could even become trans
>>220500
We don't actually want to lose Brandon ffs
>>220482
what does that say? i dont speak russnigger.
ive been eating a lot of these counterfeit mc muffins and my shits have gotten painfully hard
Is branbran still sperging? i can't se his posts anymore :)
>>220463
i thought brandon was not allowed
brannie still going?
>>220510
ensure has kept my potassium and stuff up cause i dont eat bananas those are for monkeys
>>220511
i've never seen you in the group
i wouldve picked something like childrapist1995
>>220518
it is what it is?
Replies: >>220520
>>220519
stop saying popular phrases
https://files.catbox.moe/ln96i6.mp4
>>220521
so cute so sexy
>>220523
yeah it is what it is
nice cp reaction image brandon https://litter.catbox.moe/nt4i9k.png
>>220526
lol
what % of catchanners dont bathe regularly if they never  clean their toilets
Replies: >>220575
>>220526
What the fuck lmao.
catchanners probably smell alot thats why lgs dont wanna go near them
>>220530
i sent an ex-mod that and they said you should be banned but then i sent the guy eating shit from a kid and they didnt have a response
not really soft serve more like the ice cream mix didnt freeze at all
>>220534
cope anon
>>220536
i used it a lot then silvia banned my isp
Replies: >>220539
>>220537
just ask for a new isp silvia cant ban them all
brandon are you going to join session again?
>>220521
sexy lil slut
Replies: >>220542 >>220543
>>220541
tbh
Replies: >>220557
>>220541
agreed
Replies: >>220557
i have to admit, brandon trolling silvia with the schizo posting was pretty clever, lol
Replies: >>220545
>>220544
sure
>>220546
why not
>Please wait for the timer
>or verify your email address before making a post.

>Click here for more information
>or to verify your email.
Replies: >>220555
good its almost my bed time i didnt wanna miss any brannie posts
Just saying Brandon Silvia can't delete your posts in the Session...
Replies: >>220553
>>220551
session is a big commitment you have to be enjoyable to be around and regularly post stuff
Replies: >>220556 >>220560
>>220548
the price for a 4chan pass also just went up by a lot 2 weeks ago kek.
>>220553
Nah there's a few people that pop in every few weeks just to say hello. 

>>220554
>it's not you it's me
>>220542
>>220543
yet another materialistic tradrussthot in the making
get ready to spend on her
Replies: >>220558
>>220557
you know the zoomers aren't cucks slaving to maintain their wife they either get rich or they rope ride or die
Replies: >>220567
>>220553
Not true, and I've invited you several times.
>>220559
>I only cry because I care.
Yes, we know.
Replies: >>220571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRv28cAEOVk
me (brandon)
no brandon
>>220558
which is why she will marry an older guy, girls like this love money anyway, not men
Replies: >>220569 >>220572
>completely wiped me because I said "Please stop making me pull your head out of your ass"
holy fucking SHIT are you kidding?
>>220567
shitty life if i was a girl id just shoot myself
brandon de-platformed
>he says
>>220561
>>I only cry because I care.
>Yes, we know.

>I say
>>220565
>>>220561
>Stop making me pull your head out of your ass
>>220566
>Please

You can not tell me that was not the pinnacle of salty asshurt
>>220567
i only want a lgf anyway
Replies: >>220590
>>220554
>I'm sorry it had to be this way Silv, for whatever it's worth
>>220528
What's a normal amount to clean a toilet? Mine is usually cleaned every week or two.
Replies: >>220576
>>220575
anything greater than once a year
Replies: >>220579
catchan has a really different definition of normal maisiecuck probably stores nigger shit in his toilet
>>220498
They did now that they didn't end up scamming me after all, yeah sure^^
Replies: >>220580
>>220576
Hopefully everyone...lol.
>>220578
nice i'm happy for you
i was wondering how that story resolved
Replies: >>220584
do I stay solely to annoy silvia (which is based because that's trolling here right), since he's slapping away olive branches, or do I just fuck off
(##1d2) Rolled 1 dice with 2 sides = 2
Replies: >>220583
this trump innauguration shit is the most cringe & gay shit ive ever seen.
>>220581
the dice seemingly have it
Replies: >>220585
>>220580
They are supposed to arrive this week. I can check the tracking. Apparently a lot of people were having delays because of how popular this model was (the factory sold more than they could produce, so everything was delayed a month for them to catch up).
>>220583
Yeah but you're gonna roll again right because you need a reason to stay?
Replies: >>220588
>>220582
why are you watching that when you could be gambling on all the trump volatility
>>220582
Did he talk about his crypto? Or anything fun?
Replies: >>220596
>>220585
Nah I can feel him praying I don't, so I'll do him a favor since my point was definitively made and he punctuated it as hard as he could with that last wipe
>>220582
biden and kamala lol https://files.catbox.moe/v31v8v.jpg
Replies: >>220591 >>220592
>>220572
it's ok sofia will do
she's a high maintenance baddie
but in return she's also a good girl that takes whatever you give to her, no complaints
Replies: >>220594
>>220589
lol, her face
>>220589
They are trying so hard to not appear mad 😂
Replies: >>220593
>>220592
this
>>220590
what would you give to her 🤔
Replies: >>220595
>>220594
enlarging amounts of love
>>220586
>>220587
its all the christfag stuff thats been really getting to me. they had 4 different evangelical preachers in a row do invocation prayers before he took the oath & they all had some variation of trump literally being the true 2nd coming of the messiah in their prayers.  then trump started giving his speech & trump himself literally used the exact words "i was chosen by god to save america & the world" in his speech.  all that shits just too fucking much cringe tbh.
>>220596
LOL, I'm going to watch the replay in a few hours. Can't right now. Sounds amusing though. Crypto is not really doing anything and the stock market is closed so no one is reacting in any visible way.
Replies: >>220599 >>220602
JEWS WON
>>220597
im sure his trump memecoin was also "chosen by god" lmao.
Replies: >>220643
>>220596
kek
Replies: >>220601
Did he say anything interesting at all?

>>220596
>>220600
Based christfag stuff annoying you.
Replies: >>220604
>>220597
nothing new, just a repetition of the memes you already heard about 
only new meme I heard he complain about is to chage the name of the gulf of mexico to gulf of america lol
>>220596
idk i dont listen to old people ramble ive read enough of roos posts
>>220601
that doesn't even make sense
lol this nigga preaching is making me laugh
Replies: >>220607 >>220608
>>220596
Good chance Americans will kill Christianity in Europe/MENA by making it repulsive + cringe.
Replies: >>220610
>>220605
did you catch the rabbi before him? more "trump is the true messiah" crap from a literal jewish rabbi named "Ari" kek. no shit.  you couldnt make this shit up if you tried.
Replies: >>220640
>>220605
im more of a rabinic teachins myself
Or the remnants thereof anyway
>>220606
i only simp for lgs anyway it's ok they are a proxy
>>220586
Trading and gambling are sins
Replies: >>220613
>>220586
it hasn't crashed
>>220611
still above being an animufag
toga is a worse poster than karma or brandon
>>220614
he's a cunt
Another 24 hours and Roo still hasn't posted with his Comfy trip, he is waiting for nzie to remove that name I guess or he is still butt blasted over being exposed.
>>220614
agreed
i don't like him
>>220521
https://files.catbox.moe/vptxtr.mp4
Replies: >>220631
test
Roo isn't missing anything by not posting here.
>>220620
all the good posters are on session?
Replies: >>220623 >>220624
>>220620
Hi Roo.
>>220620
this.
>>220621
not this.
>>220621
In the session bullying like this would not be allowed. Only comfyposting there. I don't know why roo is so against it
>>220624
roo thinks the session is full of gay posting
Replies: >>220626 >>220737
>>220625
It's mostly a joke he took too seriously.
Replies: >>220627
>>220626
nah he posted proof screen shots i remember them
Replies: >>220628
>>220627
He's not even there, how can it be any proof at all? Besides, most screenshots are of jokes or posts without the proper context.
Replies: >>220629
>>220628
he had a alt secret account there duh, god you're dumb
Replies: >>220630
>>220629
What a lie anon...I never had an account on session or any other third part app for that matter...EVER
Replies: >>220632 >>220633
>>220618
are they displaying themselves for prospective pedo boyfriends?
>>220630
I mean, Roo...
>>220630
quit trying to larp as roo. you suck at it.
Replies: >>220638
qanon is roo
I AM ROO!!!!!!!
>ilc posts
dead pedo shithole
Replies: >>220637
>>220636
Rude...
>>220633
funny how I don't try it people just keep calling me roo
when I do...
Replies: >>220641
>>220624
Having an account system is the ideal way to have the type if chat you want, definitely. And no moderation issues either. Session fits that well. A private board could work too, not difficult to implement that.
>>220607
So Jews and Christians are both backing him? That sounds like a holy win to me.
>>220638
im not 1 of those roolusional people. thats just enzie & his 2-3 sockpuppets.
Replies: >>220642
>>220641
roo
>>220599
What's the price check?
i love and appreciate most people on catchan a lot
Replies: >>220661
MOOBIE IN LIKE 1.5 OR 2 HOURS
Replies: >>220646 >>220663
>>220645
what youre watchin
Replies: >>220648
>>220624
>bullying like this would not be allowed
people who lie and deceive deserve scrutiny tbh
Replies: >>220649
>>220646
Freddy Got Fingered
Replies: >>220653
>>220647
you are correct. we should definitely be scrutinizing the things enzie says.
Roo is more annoying than Brandon.
Replies: >>220652 >>220656
I'm Roo...
>>220650
ok roo
Replies: >>220656
>>220648
wtf
>>220651
so am i.
I can prove I'm Roo.
Replies: >>220657
>>220650
>>220652
lol
>>220651
>>220655
i'm goo
(after i see a vlada pic)
Replies: >>220658 >>220665
>>220657
based
Silvia, Brandon fucked off. Take away this captcha per post on onion.
>>220659
based silvia punishing his users
>>220644
Thanks, me too^^
>>220659
still here just giving him space
gave up on the onion and 3 captchas after every ban hours ago lol
sometimes it makes it more fun tbh, when it's a signifier they want to "punish" me specifically
Replies: >>220739
>>220645
Later is better! I should be good in 2h or a little after that, don't mind joining in a little late into thr movie^^
Replies: >>220666
>>220651
dorf?
>>220657
Saw her boobs today (in a shirt). Pretty nice!
Replies: >>220668
>>220663
we might be able to wait
>>220659
Can in a bit, or you can make an account and ignore the captcha whenever it is in if you log to it. Up to you.
>>220665
you mean the black lingerie one?
Replies: >>220669
>>220668
Nike pro video 🤤
Replies: >>220670
>>220669
Post it pls.
Replies: >>220671
>>220670
https://files.catbox.moe/dytpir.mp4
Replies: >>220672 >>220674
>>220671
very nice
https://litter.catbox.moe/nig9ld.jpg
Replies: >>220673 >>220740
>>220672
based
>>220671
Great body, perfect outfit, hair covered so you can barely tell how shirt it is, and she's having wholesome fun playing with a kid. 10/10
Replies: >>220675
>>220674
yes the dick is nice but maternal displays is always a way to pull at your heart strings
don't forget the silly hats too
https://x.com/chieftanuki/status/1881382074294387078
>>220676
based autist
>>220676
>when the ketamine hits
coomies for vladislava chegodaeva
>>220679
>>220679
>>220679
>>220679
>>220679
>>220679
>>220679
>>220679
>>220679
>>220679
Coomies in Vladislava Chegodaeva.
Replies: >>220682 >>220684
>>220681
based
>>220679
best girl
Replies: >>220685
>>220681
🥵
>>220683
tbqh
my wife https://litter.catbox.moe/0h6eai.mp4
>>220686
Why is your wife describing you in such a way?
https://files.catbox.moe/ft7kva.jpg
Replies: >>220691
>>220686
is she vacationing somewhere?
Replies: >>220691
>>220687
I'm a grower not a shower

>>220690
she's back home now
Come join

https://cytu.be/r/moobiecats
https://cytu.be/r/moobiecats
https://cytu.be/r/moobiecats
https://cytu.be/r/moobiecats

We are watching Freddy Got Fingered and later this evening Star Wars Ep. 9 (waiting for Silvia)
brandon come watch movie
Replies: >>220694 >>220696
>>220693
Replies: >>220696
>>220693
>>220694
brandon they love you
Replies: >>220701
based elon doing hitler salute
good taste, reminds me of laura b

https://files.catbox.moe/32x721.jpg
>>220698
Give her back to her parents.
only a fool would anon on catchan
Replies: >>220702
>>220696

this
>>220700
But...but you are Anon.
>>220698
Why did he do it?
>>220698
she looks lower class
卍 BASED ELON 卍
https://files.catbox.moe/r7z36l.webm
>>220705
this is why he is my favorite billionaire
>>220705
wtf i hate elon now
Replies: >>220708
>>220707
cope jew
Replies: >>220709
>>220708
no just not a nazi
>>220705
we are going to normalize nazism again by the same playbook they used to normalize trannyism
can't wait
>>220705

There is no longer a place for disbelief. This is a nazi regime. They want nazi things. They were given power by the people to explicitly do nazi things. They told you they would do nazi things. They are now going to do nazi things.

Why are we still pretending otherwise? What does naivete give you?

For ten years we have warned of this and for ten years people have sanewashed these nazi fucks and downplayed their nazi intentions and every other ridiculous emotional salve to try and ignore the plain and obvious facts that these people are nazis and they are intending to do nazi things.

This is what is happening. The time for pretending and disbelieving and hoping and all that other fucking garbage is over. The nazis won. The bad guys are here. Roo has fallen.
>>220711
you didn't predict anything, you just got lucky
you know nothing you have a brain parasite
>>220705
lol
>>220711
>nazi things
sounds fun
>>220711
Me (trans) and my wife(trans) cried while reading this. Its so true, and I have to ask would you help hide us once Trumps Death Squads come looking to throw us in extermination camps? We need all the help we can get.
>>220705
https://files.catbox.moe/t2q6r5.png
the roo fears the oven
Replies: >>220718
>>220717
>>220705
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>220711
Elon won, as the prophecy has foreseen.
>>220705
wtf I like elon now
>>220705
Roo lost.
>>220425
lol
>>220425
Methamphetamine binges can vary significantly in duration depending on several factors, including the individual's tolerance, the method of use, and the amount consumed. Generally, a binge can last anywhere from a few days to a week. During this time, individuals may stay awake for extended periods, often leading to severe physical and mental health consequences. After a binge, individuals typically experience a crash, which can involve fatigue, depression, and cravings for more of the drug. It's important to seek help if you or someone you know is struggling with substance use.
>>220443
>>220443
>>220443
>>220443
>>220443
>>220443
>>220443
>>220443
>>220443
>>220443
>>220443
>>220467
Oh seems Brandon was gone for long, and the spam suddenly stopped?
>>220472
>Did anyone actually think Brandon was going to stop talking?
lol
>>220477
>>220477
>>220477
>>220477
>>220477
>>220477
>>220477
>>220477
>>220477
>>220490
>>220490
>>220490
>>220490
>>220490
>>220493
>>220493
>>220493
>>220493
>>220493
>>220500
lol
>>220526
Wow session having gay talk again?
Replies: >>220734
>>220733
No, that's an old message.
Replies: >>220736
>>220614
He posts so little that i dont think anyone really cares
>>220734
oh, lol.
>>220625
>thinks
>>220651
lol
>>220662
>still here
Jesus christ well atleast i can confidently say Brandon isnt a man of his word, supposedly left like 5 times now and only managed to do it for 2 hours actually pathetic!
>>220672
>shitterbox
Kill yourself
Replies: >>220741 >>220749
>>220740
it was the reaction of a dog saying very nice
Roo and Brandon = The losers of catchan
>>220676
Just stretching his neck.
>>220698
lol
>>220742
brandon why are you still spamming
Replies: >>220748
>>220705
lol
Wow dead pedo shithole
>>220745
>>220740
i love shitterboxes
>>220742
This.
>>220747
lovely pedo paradise
>>220742
how the mighty have fallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUMqbQs0KFI
this is so real
https://files.catbox.moe/450x87.mp4
never would have expected to see brandon go full bad actor
>>220754
your average health insurance family
>>220747
We are watching Star Wars.
Replies: >>220759
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/acSlVdt_oHs
>>220757
again?
Replies: >>220760
>>220759
The last movie!
>>220754
lol
>>220754
real
who was the guy who can rip entire douyin profiles
die health insurance shills https://files.catbox.moe/t1t3mz.mp4
>>220764
that boy is a monster
Replies: >>220768
>>220764
I want to have sex with Sofia.
Replies: >>220770 >>220778
excruciating pain
>>220764
insanely cute

>>220765
hm?
i habent fapped for a week
Replies: >>220770 >>220786
>>220766
Yeah sorry she's mine :/

>>220769
Your boyfriend must be pretty bland.
let's raid the session group
>>220770
>Your boyfriend must be pretty bland.
Fuck off
Replies: >>220773
>>220772
oof
>>220770
good friends share
Replies: >>220775
>>220774
You really want the sloppy seconds after I've bred her?
https://files.catbox.moe/rdzj56.jpg
>>220775
Errr... okay, I pass. Her sister is not bad also. So I will have her instead.
Replies: >>220777
>>220776
I cannot wait to see more of her sister tbh.
Replies: >>220782
>>220766
get in line
Replies: >>220781
>>220775
self references are cringe
Replies: >>220785 >>220787
https://files.catbox.moe/cxqib7.jpeg
>>220778
cope anon
>>220777
her dad did it right two times, unlike milana's father
Replies: >>220787
>>220780
lol
Replies: >>220784
>>220783
based pedophile
>>220779
your post makes no sense
>>220769
Did you watch the Disney Star Wars movies?
Replies: >>220789
>>220779
I didn't make that :)

>>220782
Maybe that's the secret. He is only one of the girls' fathers and that's why they look so different.
Replies: >>220788 >>220792
>>220787
i hate milana's mum now
Replies: >>220802
>>220786
>Did you watch the Disney Star Wars movies?
Not with you guys ive seen them like 3 times before though first time they were ok every other time shit
Replies: >>220790 >>220791
>>220789
Some of them are good, I enjoyed. But that last one was not great, lol.
>>220789
We just watched Episode 9, it was really bad lol
>>220787
>He is only one of the girls' fathers and that's why they look so different.
🤔😮
>attack the Star Destroyer with horses
Who came up with this
>palpatine's super evil master plan was to get killed
that was also ridiculous lol
And he changed his mind midway
Trump's coin barely reacted to his speech, I guess he didn't say anything about crypto.
>>220780
Is he a poster?
>>220775
We about to become Eskimo bros
Replies: >>220798 >>220832
>>220797
is this karma
Replies: >>220800
>>220780
😂😂😂
>>220798
Yes
Replies: >>220801
>>220800
based
>>220788
whore
Replies: >>220804
>>220775
she has two zippers
is this some thing i'm too poor to understand
Replies: >>220824
>>220802
true
i wish i was dead
>>220805
bruh
>>220805
Me too 😊
>>220805
Jk bro
>>220805
hanging is the best suicide method it's not even close
Replies: >>220812 >>220813
>>220805
we all will be one day
Replies: >>220811
>>220810
>>220810
>>220810
>>220810
>>220810
>>220809
I’ve always thought going to the desert and shooting myself is a better method. No one gets to see my bloody mess and reduces the dramatic effect for everyone else. Just leave a note and that’s that
Replies: >>220814 >>220818
>>220809
no thanks, it's slow and i'm too weak/cowardly
buckshot to the roof of the mouth will be my choice
>>220812
provided you have a gun there are additional methods at your disposal
Replies: >>220815
>>220814
Wdym?
Replies: >>220816
>>220815
doesn't matter
Suicide by cringe can’t be topped though most brutal way to go
Replies: >>220821
>>220812
i'm the complete opposite
i'll make a point to leave a mess behind to be cleaned
as an indirect message to some for their shared responsibility
i want her to pick the pieces of me from the wall
>>220818
you should live stream it
Replies: >>220828
>>220817
lol
You guys are depressing. Life is great, enjoy it!
Replies: >>220825
>>220742
Brandon isn’t back yet? Brandon reply to this post without typing anything else if you’re here Brandon.
>>220803
If you want to show bellybutton but your neck is cold you can, or if you just want to air out a little from the top but keep the bottom down?
>>220822
we are cattle
>>220818
If you're American please murder-suicide Ben Shapiro 😇
Replies: >>220827 >>220830
>>220826
now you will forever fail the us border background check
Replies: >>220831
>>220820
i wouldn't want my life to be reduced to a brief moment of sick entertainment for individuals like you
but if i'm being honest that's the most value it has, probably
Replies: >>220833
>>220818
Yeah that’s definitely a retaliatory way to go. I’d take some type of PCP and stick explosives inside me if that would be the case. Now that’s a tough mess to clean
>>220826
cope libtard
>>220827
Damn I'll be in the US this year...
>>220797
i dont understand
Replies: >>220835
>>220828
retard you really should kill yourself
Replies: >>220850
>>220805
me 1h ago
Replies: >>220836 >>220838
>>220832
It’s okay
>>220834
it's ok
young dumb and full of cum
>>220834
You still depleting your dopamine to near zero levels?
Replies: >>220868
https://files.catbox.moe/uj31gz.gif
Replies: >>220840
>>220839
she kinda cute
Replies: >>220841 >>220842
>>220840
i don't save ugly girls
>>220840
I think that’s a tranny
Replies: >>220844
>>220477
Ouch 😔
Replies: >>220847 >>220848
>>220842
I don't think so
Replies: >>220846
>>220742
true
>>220844
You never know nowadays
Replies: >>220858
>>220843
i missed that post
>>220843
Why is Lint bullying Catchan?
Replies: >>220851
>>219658
>>219662
🤔
>>220833
don't make me live to spite
that also can be a powerful motivator
Replies: >>220852
>>220848
Lindt’s been listening to too much sigma boy
>>220850
Lol
Lol, Elon is so awkward.
>US President Donald Trump has signed an executive order banning government officials from violating the freedom of speech under the guise of combating misinformation.
https://www.unz.com/aanglin/trump-saves-tiktok-people-rejoice-in-happiness/
>>220705
>He just spat on all WW2 US veterans' graves.

>All the people in America that died and sacrificed for this country in ww2 just for this is is wild

>he would be arrested in germany for this.

>My grandfather was literally paid by the US Government to end people who did that back in WWII


lol, the crying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joV-9FFoA3Q
Replies: >>220857 >>220860
>>220856
Those lazy veterans should have killed more and died less. Trump will replace them with Indians
>>220846
it's a girl I found her onlyfans tbh
Replies: >>220859
>>220858
Bh rating x/10?
Replies: >>220861
>>220856
Maybe America can do a better job of it than Germany did?
>>220859
don't think she has shown it, basically scamming
https://youtu.be/eUtOsxSAYSU?si=oW4Ib79pJcUufoNG
nice ass tho https://litter.catbox.moe/agsz6l.jpg
Replies: >>220867 >>220880
will genuinely have to die soon unless for some miracle i hope i can make it a murder suicide
Replies: >>220865 >>220869
>>220864
huh? whats the problem?
Replies: >>220866
>>220865
>>220863
Wouldgiveitasniffandpossiblebite/10
>>220838
whats the meaning of this sentence
Replies: >>220870 >>220871
>>220864
>will genuinely have to die soon
You have ass cancer or you got caught?
What’s the deal here?
>>220868
He's asking if you are baiting too much
Replies: >>220889
>>220868
No worries
>>220686
Was she talking about her dominatrix session and how her knuckle got bruised from punching her sub’s balls?
>>220308
Kek
>>220770
Lol
>>220747
I guess I’ve caught up to date now… dead pedo shithole
America pulls out of the World Health Organization^^
brandon...
https://youtube.com/shorts/zW3EZfFpzLw?si=HWowVkcQcfoXBRn8
porn addiction is the reason why so many modern men are bisexual(gay)
>>220863
is that woman or a man
Replies: >>220882 >>220902
AI is so powerful...
https://youtu.be/PmF3BhKmflU?si=dDYfOosFqeXsf02J
>>220880
does it matter
Replies: >>220898
I'm tired.
>>220879
I'm bisexual but not gay
I am 100% heterosexual
Replies: >>220886
>>220885
what is your honest assessment on vlada?
all simping and memes aside
Replies: >>220891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y548Vnj_Nt0

I'm gonna do stretches
trips
>>220870
I dont bait i rarely do.
>>220879
bro
>>220886
assessment on what about her exactly?

I am more sexually attracted to her than any other female so nothing else really matters
Replies: >>220893
whiteness is subjective 

example 1: in Brazil Lebanese people are considered white

example 2: some white nationalists don't consider Slavs part of the white race
Replies: >>220895 >>220896
>>220891
well for starters, do you think she's a whore, or on her way to become one? or is she really going into lesbianism?
you can tell she was really feeling herself on that black lingerie video
kinda exhibitionist normie slut vibes i read
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>>220893
well she's been posting lesbian stuff lately
Replies: >>220896
>>220892
Hi MXC
>>220892
if girls like the pirosisters are not considered part of the white family then frankly throw the term in the trash, it means nothing
>>220894
such as?
Replies: >>220900
>you can tell she was really feeling herself on that black lingerie video
what video
>>220882
if its a man hot if female eww......
Replies: >>220900
fb is recommending me milf groups....
>>220896
>if girls like the pirosisters are not considered part of the white family
only a retard would think that who cares

>such as?
https://litter.catbox.moe/thsa90.mp4

>>220898
kek
Replies: >>220905
great song this
https://youtu.be/frAhxXbLetk?si=MXFKEReEoXeoCv0g
Replies: >>220920
>>220880
it's a woman btw
Replies: >>220903
>>220902
👎
Replies: >>220917
sug ma sug ma balls
>>220900
that's the lesbian flag apparently
so, if she's a lesbian, why does she show herself to men online?
she must know the overwhelming majority of her audience are dudes
and lesbians usually hate men, whether they admit it or not
it just doesn't make sense
>>220879
Fax
SILVIA WON
NZIE WON
BRANDON LOST
ROO LOST
https://files.catbox.moe/9yxur6.mp4
Replies: >>220913
I'm still curious to know what exactly NZ won, tbh...
>>220909
Cope Roo.
>>220909
A victory
Are you niggers seriously going to the onion to harass Roo now?
>>220908
cute monke
El taco
>>220893
>black lingerie video
post
Replies: >>220916 >>220943
>>220915
maybe he meant the pic
Replies: >>220943
>>220903
me
Brandon is such a loser.
I DON'T WANNA DIE!
SOMETIMES I WISH I'VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: >>220925
>>220901
Lint’s jam, pumps him up enough to be a big meany on catchan textboard tbh
Replies: >>220922 >>220931
>>220909
the "anon who's totally not roo" bit is kind of pathetic, to be honest with you
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>>220920
lint is nice tbh
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>>220921
>>220921
>>220921
>>220921
>>220921
>>220921
>>220921
OH MAMA MIA OH MAMA MIA!
OH MAMA MIA LET ME GO!
BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT A SIDE FOR ME!
FOR ME! FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>220919
https://youtu.be/AQTkkqVlYl8
What about this one?
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Ooh
Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
>>220922
He is but from earlier posts he seemed rowdy lol
She keeps her Moët et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake, " she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline...
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
>>220920
This plays in the background every time he drafts another post to btfo sholy or angel
Replies: >>220935
SHE'S A KILLER QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
GUNPOWDER, GELATINE!

DYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAM!

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime....
Replies: >>220940
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined
>>220931
Kek
Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
SHE'S A KILLER QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
GUNPOWDER, GELATINE!

DYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAM!

Guaranteed to blow your mind!

Anytime....
Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild
She's out to get you
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>>220938
stfu
Replies: >>220942 >>220946
>>220932
Haven’t listened to queen in a while thanks for the reminder anon
SHE'S A KILLER QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
GUNPOWDER, GELATINE!

DYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAM!

Guaranteed to blow your mind!!!!

Anytime....
>>220939
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try.
>>220915
>>220916
yes thats what i meant
i thought it came from a video, looks like a frame
Replies: >>220949
Don't tell me to shut up.
You shut up.
>>220939
Lol
>don't post lyrics in my dead pedo textboard
I'm taking my ride with destiny
Willing to play my part
Living with painful memories
Loving with all my heart
>>220943
it's from tiktok but no video
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MADE IN HEAVEEEEEEEEEN!
MADE IN HEAVEEEN!

IT WAS ALL MEANT TO BEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Stop spamming Brandon.
MADE IN HEAVEEEEEEEEEEN!
MADE IN HEAVEEEEEEN!!!!!!

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY, CANT YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????
for some reason i feel brandon's presence watching over us and i just want to say hi brandon
since i won't be here for a while
That's what everybody says to me
Can't you see?
Oh I know, I know, I know, that it's true
Yes it's really meant to be
Deep in my heart
I'm having to learn to pay the price
They're turning me upside down
Waiting for possibilities
Don't see too many around
Made in heaven, yes made in heaven
It's for all to see
Made in heaven, made in heaven
That's what everybody says
Everybody says to me
It was really meant to be
Oh can't you see
Yeah, everybody, everybody says
Yes it was meant to be
Yeah, yeah
When stormy weather comes around
It was made in heaven
When sunny skies break through behind the clouds
I wish it could last forever, yeah
Wish it could last forever, forever
I'm playing my role in history
Looking to find my goal
Taking in all this misery
But giving it all my soul
Made in heaven, made in heaven
It was all meant to be
Made in heaven, made in heaven
That's what everybody says
Wait and see, it was really meant to be
So plain to see
Yeah, everybody, everybody, everybody tells me so
Yes it was plain to see, yes it was meant to be
Written in the stars
Written in the stars
endchan is spammed to death with literal feces pics (based free speech) and their certificate is expired
state of altchans summed up right there in my singular one minute visit
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP

THANK YOU ALL FOR LISTENING!
Why did Brandon spam? Why did Roo lie?
Replies: >>220963
>>220949
i don't know what's more heartbreaking
seeing her descend into a degenerate dyke or her normieing it up and start taking dick
all options suck life sucks and is inherently dissatisfying, death is the solution
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>>220961
why should anyone care about any of these things in 2025 or ever
i miss her
Replies: >>220965
>>220964
me when brandon except female
is that gurinel guy still around
Replies: >>220978
I miss her really I will kys
Replies: >>220969
An old Italian is on his deathbed, his family around him. As per tradition, the laziest son will receive all the inheritance.

- Giorno, come here my son
- Yes, father
- If you see a treasure within your arm's reach, would you take it?
- Of course not, what if I tire myself?
- Very good. Mario, come over here
- Yes father
- If you see the most beautiful woman ready to be yours, will you make the first move?
- Certainly not, why would I waste my strength on a woman?
- Very good. Giovanni, come over here 
- Come over here yourself
>>220967
me when brandon except female except i really don't care that much
sorry brandon except female
A man brought his five-year-old daughter to work. She is interested in everything around her - she is running around the offices, between the desks, getting acquainted with the employees. Suddenly she stops and starts crying. Everyone crowds around her, asking, "What's wrong, Mary?" Mary through her tears: "Where are all the clowns and faggots Daddy works with???"
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>>220962
it's good to feel
>>220970
i wish i worked with clowns and faggots
instead i work with indians and retards
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since when did jschan add scroll bars inside the posts
i don't remember this ever being a feature
maybe i'm just tripping on my 3ch datura gummies though
hey guys did i ever tell you about how 3ch won
this reminds me of a family guy gag
"this is just like the time 3ch won"
*cuts to 3 straight minutes of a never ending scrolling catalog of shitdick pics and cp link spam*
>>220966
Yes
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