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>nooooo i hate cars!
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>>47567 (OP) 
nooo i hate brandon
<me: prepare to die
noooooo
i ride a bike
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>>57369
bikes suck you cant go anywhere

I won
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>>12758
The game
Don't mind me, just sageposting that James gave away his tripcode again, to link when they eventually reveal it
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>>21560
i mind
i hate that all the movie clips on youtube are so quiet
https://web.archive.org/web/20230516153254/https://i.imgur.com/hs7Dzz8.mp4

You broke posting
kYour stie now accuses me of posting form an invalid url and i'm pretty sure i did no such things
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>>79
Text boards are what year? I haven't broken this one so all good here--don't jinx
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>>88
lucky dubs
good luck
>>87
something in cf maybe?
Tom fixed us up. Site is redirecting back to the main server now--
tom gives the worst blowjobs

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“Not all those who wander are lost.” - J.R.R. Tolkien
"Open your mind and let the pictures out." - William S. Burroughs
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"brandon kelley molested my daughter" -- monique

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I knew the meme, but do you think the character was named "Mason" by accident? Pay attention, anon.
>when and how
There's a test scheduled for early november (originally mid-october, it got pushed back). IDK which area specifically, I'm 99% certain it's the USA though. Should be some minor city or two. The tech is a sort of mix of voice-to-skull with a list of targetted frequencies it switches between to stimulate activation/deactivation of various genes. They've got some pretty advanced stuff in the lab, like, it tells your body how to 3D print its own skin, then activates the DNA to support it so that your body accepts the fact that you now have entirely different ear structure. It's worked on clones at short range so the only open question is targetting bodies at long range while they're in their houses, but that's
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Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world 
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>>193
hi
tu u warss.

Tbh why did Jole actually lie about having a family?
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>>53508 (OP) 
why did brandon

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this thread is fantastic
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>>53242
shameless self bump from brandon during his lurking phase

I, Asukadomo Type VIII, issue a fatwah on Matthew Prince, CEO of Cloudflare.

He pretends to be part of the infosec scene while he's actually just a lawyer.
He isn't even a real lawyer, just a dropout.
He conveniently invokes either identity when he needs to appeal to one side.
He has single-handedly blocked Tor, VPN, etc from the internet, for 11 years without rest, by making a trendy webshit as a service that blocks Tor by default, requiring each website admin of a Cloudflare-backed website to overcome philosophical and technical hurdles to even realize this is a problem and to fix it by configuring Cloudflare properly.
In the above, he violated the end-to-end networking principle.
For the vast majority of these 11 years he used ReCaptcha, the most broken piece of shit captcha on earth (which blocks Tor over 50% of the time). It could only be solved by all kinds of tricks like disabling JS which itself raises more red flags on the website that acts like a paranoid retard. If you are blocked by a Cloudflare-backed website, say "somewebsite.com", you have to fill out a ReCaptcha (and then a second one to access "cdn.somewebsite.com"). Each of these steps takes multiple minutes. If you're doing some research it will take hours just to do what took 10 minutes before Cloudflare was invented.
Due to the above, many billions of man hours were wasted browsing websites over Tor, VPN, offices, universities, cafes, etc, due to his broken dipshit idea of blocking "hackers" by IP and making them solve a captcha.
In the above, he violated the purpose of a captcha: to throttle bot comment posts (and similar use cases). There is no other purpose for a captcha, and none would be acceptable. "Thing that stops my site from being rooted" is not a valid use case for a captcha. If you just put a captcha somewhere and only justify it by your opinion, you deserve DEATH. A captcha is not something that can be taken lightly, in network protocol design. He was given high levels of authority, and abused it.
He has single-handedly fabricated a new concept where a website just gives you a captcha because you might be trying to hack it according to some heuristic which almost always gives false positives. Let me state this again: websites did not require a captcha for viewing content before Cloudflare. Not one single website. Dumbass kids getting into webdev now think a captcha gate on the front page is a thing, thanks to Matthew Prince. If you put a captcha on your website anywhere other than a comment or signup form, you are just a nudev eating feces downstream from Matthew Prince.
While implementing all the fuckery above using webdevs (AKA retards), he created the CloudBleed security vulnerability, which caused all of his client bank websites to leak user credentials literally all over the web. Cloudflare no doubt has more of such vulnerabilities, which were obvious and predictable even long before he disclosed Cloudbleed.
He claims that websites are properties, by consistently calling them "web properties", thereby aligning the web as some sort of real estate market where the land owners can sue / jail anyone for made up reasons just like the entertainment industry does with DMCA (or just like land owners do to anyone and everyone for bullshit like "hanging around"). When in reality the internet is just for lulz.
He aligns his philosophy of attacking users when it has a 0.000000001 cent cost to the "web property" with liberal politics. So if you argue that blocking Tor is fucking retarded and pointless, you are labelled a nazi by the left wing sheep. He got rid of 8chan because it was too far from the left - it allowed people to say things without "moderation" (actually it had heavy moderation and /tech/ was complete center). But 8chan made the mistake of not hiring N employees to "moderate" every single thing a user ever posts, and so /pol/ was allowed to exist with its 5 users, and then Tarrant posted his manifesto there. He then tried to formalize his reasoning as "8chan does not uphold rule of law", which means absolutely nothing, but he thought he was real smart for using a phrase he got from his half assed law degree. In reality, he just kicked off 8chan because it was not left wing enough. It did not ban people for saying "nigger".
He has centralized most of the internet. He MITMs every user of his service. He grants this access to the NSA. Not maybe, he does. Just like before Snowden, it was obvious before it was "revealed".
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Wow

two months clean
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clean of what
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>>46323
that white powder
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>>48702
how did you fall in love with a man?
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>>50298
He got assraped at 7 years old
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>>50315
just like brandon by his uncle joe

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