/acat/ - i hate you all so fucking much on the next iteration of mellowchan all known pedophiles will be per...

tbb 10/22/2022, 03:00:13 No.203

i hate you all so fucking much
on the next iteration of mellowchan all known pedophiles will be permabanned on sight
users will also be shown a slideshow of images of children and will be subjected to a penile plethysmograph test prior to posting to root out any pedophiles before access to the posting privileges are granted

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nade 10/22/2022, 03:01:51 No.204

what if we don't have a penis then what

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tbb 10/22/2022, 03:02:20 No.205

idk i guess you're exempt from the penile plethysmograph test

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LB 10/22/2022, 03:14:51 No.207

>>203 (OP) 
that's my posting privilege gone.
>>205
>not insisting on pp inspection anyway
cringe and pink pilled

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tbb 10/22/2022, 03:34:52 No.208

>>207
unfortunately yeah
you can regain posting privileges by participating in the official mellowchan reeducation program
basically you will be spending 24 hours in federal prison but we'll be announcing your pedophilic tendencies to the other prisoners in advance
if you can make it out and you're not dead or in a vegetative state you can post again

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LB 10/22/2022, 03:54:43 No.209

>>208
this sounds a bit harsh but it's better than never being allowed to post on mellowchan tbh
Wish me luck

Anon 3/29/2023, 08:10:06 No.2043

>>204
You will never be a woman

AName !!Fw4qQS584= 5/11/2023, 15:14:42 No.2179

a baby waved at me today

/acat/ - acat

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