/acat/ - acat

>stops
Nah, that's manual, automatic keeps going even when I'm not posting.

>>187259
Where did he go?

>>187261
sleep 😭

>>187262
Snuggle rape time?

>reliant on replies from others
boooooo, lying ass
you're manually and seethingly aping my numbers

>>187263
im not like that

>>187265
You're a good friend, or... bad friend maybe he hopes you will?

i want to be a jewish woman's toilet paper

whats going on?

>>187267
Oh... does he know that?

>>187270
yes

>>187269
Jole is pretending he's not fuming by claiming he wrote a bot to impersonate me, while he sits here manually doing it, lel

>>187271
Do you sleep facing down and without a blanket on for easy access?

>>187273
lol

>>187274
The best friends are those with benefits.

>>187275

>>187253
You mean it brannie?

>>187277
Not him.

>>187278
True it was me

>>187279

>>187278
Are you brannie?

>>187272
I didn't write anything, ChatGPT did it for me, only losers still write code.

>>187281
No.

I'm just gonna go see what /pol/ is doing and let it get way ahead, later
🥱

BRANNIE NO DONT LEAVE ME

Jole is always right.

Brandon you lost.

Jole won and you are a loser

Brandon's PPH is doubling

>>187283
>running away with tail between legs
looks like jole won once again

fucking 50 year old balding pedo faggot thought he could just ignore me

>>187283
>TRIGGERED

I WON YOU LOST BRANNIE RUN AWAY YOU COWARD

>>187292

>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292

>>187292
THIS TBH

>>187292
jole is a master troll

BRannie on suicide watch

>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292
>>187292

He fucking lost

Brandon is everything okay?

What a loser bald and btfoed

Brannie just accept that you lost

Shit the script broke

balding

A win is a win

damit i have to do it manually now

>>187305
>>187306
wtf is happening

>>187234
Why does brannie say incest > gay sex?

its okay brandon ill do it every time you show up and just reset the number

fuck you brannie think you can just ignore me

I want to fuck a kid

>>187311
Wtf Jole

>>187311
Typical

my name is brandon robert kelley and i raped all of moniques kids even the boys

https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4

I love her so much tbh

>>187314
All 30 of them?

>>187315
He’s cute

>>187317
koomie pls

>>187316
even the ones she aborted tbh

>>187318
I don’t who koomie is who’s that?

branson lost

>>187320
the koom man

kooma trooma

>>187315
so motherly

>>187318
I wouldnt drop the name

>>187326
Is koomie a dead name? Mtf or ftm?

reminder kamala voters are higher iq than trumptards

>>187315
>https://litter.catbox.moe/11b0wz.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/8hr9f2.mp4

>>187330
Thanks for the MiRrOS

>>187319
🤭 ok who's impersonating Jole impersonating me now, way too funny to be real Jole

>>187329
low iq means you are smarter

>>187333
Mascot FTW

🤭 ok who's impersonating Jole impersonating me now, way too funny to be real Jole

branny going insane

>>187333
nigger logic

🤭ok who's impersonating Jole impersonating me now, way too funny to be real Jole

jole isnt here brandon

>>187335
>>187338
🤭

>>187339
Never was actually

>>187339
>>187341
even more tired than "her dick makes it not gay"

🥱

seriously, yawn

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

i pity da foo

>>187343
>>187344
I thought you were making the “taking my meds” emoji

>>187345
Relax Brandon

>>187347
that one only exists in your mind

is "jole" in the room with us right now?

>>187350
Be like Brandon, just assume every Anon is Jole.

>>187350
he's always the one accusing people of being schizo for seeing him as anon when he's anonfagging

>>187342
Brandon its 2025 lets not be bigoted now

2024 didnt even feel real i think ill instantly remember to say 2025

if you would stop ignoring me i wouldnt have to be anon tbh

>>187355
🤭🤭🤭

>>187355
>love me daddy

>>187355
Jole, I am sick and tired of Brandon calling me Jole, I am way better than you will ever be Jole.

>>187358
stop impersonating Jole by posting at me exactly like him and you wouldn't have this problem?

I mean, impersonating him to get me to call you Jole so you can say I'm schizo isn't an actual "btfo", you know

>You can no longer give Brandon (You)'s anymore or else he will instantly assume you're Jole.
Sad.

So do I just @Brandon or something like @187360 now?

What a joke.

>>187361
Damn

>>187361
>by posting at me exactly like him
silly tryhard, not all (You)s are Jole tier (You)s

>>187362
found jole

>>187362(You)
@Brandinho

>>187361
disaster

>>187367
brandelusional, that post isn't mine

>reply to me
>say some dumb seething picka shit exactly like Jole would
>be Jole
this shit isn't hard

>>187370
everyone just likes to troll you

>>187371
Not me.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Rsa9bjTsdTk

Why are idiots like this?

jole you've literally given brannie ptsd he is seeing and hearing shit

>>185555(You)
I’m assuming it’s Koomie as anon

>>187371
how exactly is that "trolling" again?

>>187375
what

>>187376
fucking cope jole won

>>187378
>cope is only a way of saying "I lost and am mad" in one word

Koomie, do you sleep like 3 hours a day wtf you're always here it feels like.

>>187380
yes

>>187380(You)
Silvia has him on a bicycle generating power to keep catchan online

>>187376
>people pretend to be jole
>you call them jole
>you lose
its not hard to get brannie

>>187382
Catchan is Finnish powered.

anons learned from the master troll (jole)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e2iGVndDzPE

>>187383
you forgot the ?????? part before "you lose" 🤭

>>187382

>>185555(You)
Jole stfu

>>187389
why am i getting double you's

>>187375
nah it's obvious when Koomie does it because it's funny

>>186669
cope chinkcel

>>187391
Does what

what are you niggas on about

>>187390 (You)
Dubs for the win

>>186675
Lmfao

Koomie and I impersonated Brit a lot back in the day, some of the best laughs especially when it mentioned Annie.

>>187397
Everyone did

>>187397
K

>>187398
But we had the most fun.

>>187397
I did too brit would go nuclear over it

>>186685
I thought the left one was the more recent one

>>187400
Yeah but im retarded

funny thing is, the impersonation was never a btfo of anyone but brit, so idk how the fuck impersonating jole is a btfo of me

>>186686
Should post valda in there unironically

Brannie what's happening? I think brAI gained sentience and it's obscuring us into oblivion brannie. Soon we'll be abstractions of what we once were

>>187404
>btfo
It was just funny

>>186688
tbfh kek

>>186687
lol brenton

>>187398
@187401
As brit I posted a pic of random lg butt and I said what do you think of Annie's butt and he went ape and had to defend for like 100 posts that that wasn't him or Annie, credit to Anons for playing along or being retarded enough to believe it back then.

Brannie rekt straight out the gate 😂

>>187407
yeah, it was, lel

>>187408
>>187409
>>187411
calm down Jole, that was half a day ago

>>187410
>As brit I posted a pic of random lg butt and I said what do you think of Annie's butt and he went ape and had to defend for like 100 posts that that wasn't him or Annie, credit to Anons for playing along or being retarded enough to believe it back then.
kek

>>187413
I miss that little Annie flag.

>>187414
same

>>187205
Lol

>>186929
still sniggering at Jole using all 3 nukes on me

>>187208
To israhell ofc

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8p_IdlACImQ

>>187204
She was making a brave and compelling statement I'll have you know, chud.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  cunny 😭

>>187421
jschan is so shit

>>187215
No they're not otherwise Israel wouldn't have dna tests required for foreigners who eant to gain permanent residency

>>187412
I was only post 187409 and also I just saw it

>>187423
They are white

>>187224
Attend the thread more often fed

>>187426
punch yourself in the face

>>187427
more often

>>187428

>>187429
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CpZB_5YfEA

>>187424
stop impersonating Jole, funny person, he worked hard for his reputation as my eternally unfunny seether

i want fries rn 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KiICK2VduoI

i am hunger

>>187425
No they're a mix of many things including nigger but most importantly they have the highest % of Neanderthal DNA of any racial group

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hMR2GYrZ9zI

>>187435
>they have the highest % of Neanderthal DNA of any racial group
people don't know about the 70,000 year war, history has erased it

>>187427
Work harder for your glowshekels faggot

>>187435
They are white

>>187437
This but unironically

>>187440
I wasn't being ironic tho

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MGJOy60oSJ4

ahh hell naw

the whole "goyim" "chosen people" thing didn't come from nowhere, they actually are a different type of humanity

>>187442
>>187436
>>187433
any of these yt links cute lgs? havent clicked

>>187439
Cope sandnigger 
Literally exposing yourself as one of those "israel's tyranny is just thinly veiled white supremacy!! 😫" commiemutt faggots

>>187437
Brannie is one of the last surviving cavemen

>>187444
No

>>187445
Israel has a right to be a Jewish supremacy state

>>187445
>Literally exposing yourself as one of those "israel's tyranny is just thinly veiled white supremacy!! 😫" commiemutt faggots
Yup im brown as fuck brownest nigga on planet

God Said israel is based and so it was

>>187446
I think you're really confused as to the conversation, you should go back to the kiddie table sweetie

>>187451
> sweetie
reddit tier

jews are the chosen people goyim exist to serve them

>>187452
Brandons a stupid fucking goon

>>187452
go ask Alexa to play Baby Shark or Life of Childe 2 for you honey, here's a sippy

>>187455
>honey
woman tier

>>187455
>still seething

>>187456
>>187457
>angry and grasping

Brandon is a passive agressive single mom who uses reddit

>>187459
I thought I had a penis tho

Yup, still there

>>187460
It's 2025 my statement stands

Brenny acts like a child

Brenny acts like the children he molests

>>187462
you have to have like, ovaries and shit to be a mother

>>187463
>>187464
isn't there a man in his late 30s on this site whose sole identity is "guy who seethes at me constantly"

>>187465
what does you being a loser who's mad have to do with another loser who's mad?

Hate kikes tbh

>>187466
>another loser who's mad?
Jole BTFO'd

>>187467
Nate Higgers

Damn I wish I could remember the one the aussie tossed at me the other day, it was a new one

all I can remember is it was about jews

>MORE
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/rkic2s9r.jpg

>>187467
https://files.catbox.moe/3pokt7.mp4
you will serve jewish goddesses

>PILE ALL THE DOGS ON HIM MOOOOORE
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/rkic2s9r.jpg

>>187473
s-slam tight, piggy

>>187467
Why?

Either Jews are white or they are the superior race

>>187476
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ws1p3i.png

>>187477
they are superior

>>187479
ok so why do you hate them then?

Koomie stop posting tbh
Cry

>>187479
>>187479
>>187479
>>187479
>>187479
^^^^^^^^^^^
that

>>187482
They won, Trump won.

it's not a "good" superiority though it's like a superiority of all the shittiest human aspects, that preys on the good human aspects like they're weaknesses

>>187484
Why are rest of us so weak?

>>187485
we are goy cattle

>>187485
because we don't have the nigger mindset of constantly trying to manipulate everything around us to our advantage

>>187487
>because we don't have the nigger mindset of constantly trying to manipulate everything around us to our advantage
Maybe you unemployed people dont

>>187488
maybe more people should try unemployment to not develop greedy niggerish mindsets?

the word "niggard" is hilarious btw, nailed it 10/10

>>187489
Brandon its very nigger to not work

>>187491
everybody got to pick the level of niggerdom they're comfortable with I guess ¯⁠\⁠_( ⁠ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ )⁠_⁠/⁠¯

>>187491
true we need to work for our jewish masters

>>187493

My family is probably like up 50:0 k/d against jews in the last 100 years tbh, doesn't seem so superior

But yes Americans are probably easy to manipulate

>>187496

>>187496
>>187495
are you literally from croatia or is that a meme

>>187498
He's from Luka Modric

>>187498
🤔

>>187500
the knowledge is for countryballing purposes effectively, I just want to know what you self identify as

>>187495
They are like Russians they send up people to die and then take control of your country

america is the best country thanks to our jewish overlords

>>187503
you could say this up until like 2009-ish

>>187504
America was great when that nigger died because he couldnt breathe

>>187505
it wasn't even a breathing problem it was an OD problem

>>187506
I know

Nerd emoji

Brandon why do you hate black people?

>>187507
>>187508
idk I'm out of Floyd jokes atm

>>187510
USA is so retarded

>>187509
short answer: I lived in Baltimore for 10+ years

Watching that nigger die brings normal people joy

I wasn't racist before that

Drugs are your own choice if you die so be it

>>187514
were you racist when you pumped monique's daughter?

kill all browns and blacks (spare ilc and pookie)

>>187516
Its pretty racists to bleach people

>>187518
-s

>>187516
being racist doesn't mean you automatically hate 100% of niggers in 2025 it just means you wisely cross the street to avoid a group of them

niggers will straight tell you to avoid niggers, it's funny

Can we talk about the real problem

Sand niggers

there have been a couple of times I would have 100% been fucked up just for being in an area if it wasn't for who I was with
really fucking weird feeling tbh

why does brandon always change the subject when moniques childes come up?

>>187524
>>187524
>>187524
>>187524
>>187524

I didn't even change the subject though I just took the other door

>>187524
Probably because he molested one of them

>>187527
no proof

>>187528
Monique didn't call him a pedo for no reason

>>187529
lol

>>187527
>one

whoops 🤭

lol

>>187533
maybe dont admit you abused multiple children

>>187535
?

brandelusional tbh, the shitposting is getting to you, making you take it too seriously maybe?

>>187536
everyone can see the deleted post brandon

>>187538
>the deleted post
?

>>187539
ngl

oh you mean that guy impersonating me like he was doing earlier?

Either post is there or it is not

so funny, aping my numbers, such a cad 🤭

>>187530
>Monique didn't call him a pedo for no reason
women lie all the time you newfag

>if I play up the molester angle maybe they'll lay off

>>187544
Ok brandon

brandon thinks child sex abuse is a joke

>>187546
brandolusional

>>187545
who are you talking to?

Brandon why do you think child sex is a joke? You can go to dark pedophile hell for that

>>187547
>where do you think we are right now?

>>187549
Nigga

you'll not find a shortage of articles of men being falsely accused by lying hagoids

and a black hagoid would be even worse

>>187553
this, fr

>>187553
Are you saying that black nigger whore with 12 kids and an only fans where she showed her torn up pussy lied on my nigga brandon?

#BelieveAllNiggers

>>187555
trips of truth

>>187550
man, I bet there's soooooooo many people from the 1% there, should be a fucking blast tbh ngl frfr nocap

>>187557
lol

>>187557
I specifically believe this particular nigger since they were in a band together and lived together

>>187559
You won't enjoy it, in dark pedo hell you're the child

>>187556
they were friends before brandon molested her daughter

>>187563
Proof?

>>187561
>people that once worked and/or livee together won't tell lies about each other

>>187565
Ok brandon, noted

>>187566
brandolusional you tard

kill yourself

>partying with Jimmy Savile and Joe Biden in dark pedophile hell

>>187566
brandelusional

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6xS778xh8T4

>>187561
thank god you aint a judge, you low iq spastic

>>187571
ok brandon whatever you say

>>187572
>>187567

>now every anon is me, but that's not "schizo" or "ptsd"

>>187574
now i know how jole feels

>>187571
why are you covering for a known pedophile? He was spamming child pics before monique said it and she said it over him making fun of her daughter and saying he dated monique

fuck you jole
fuck you brandon
fuck you spastic anon

>>187576
>she said therefor must be true
spastic spastic

>>187315
She puts on a fake feminie voice in front of her family. Cringe dyke.

>>187579
>>187579
>>187579

>>187576
>him making fun of her daughter and saying he dated monique
you can always tell it's jole by the details he can't help but add all the time

>>187579
shut up incel

besides the desperate tone and tryharding and all

annnnything for a reply, but he can't tell you why and how exactly getting the reply is a "win", it just is, cope

so desperate for any type of interaction with me at all that it's inherently a win for him whenever it happens

if he were female I'd probably marry simply because obviously dick would shut him up, this is exactly the same kind of force-fighting-over-nothing picka'ing shit testing females who are dick starved in a relationship start doing (they have no idea what dick hunger would even feel like so "dick starved" is like skipping breakfast)

>>187585
too many dicks

>>187586
re-read it when the satellite is passing over again

>>187587
Im reading it but i cant seem to make sense of it

ill ask chatgpt

>>187589
oh man I cant' wait

inb4 it calls me an incel

 >>187585
sus

Simplified Sentence: If he were a woman, I might marry him just to avoid arguments, since some women in relationships act out when they feel sexually unsatisfied.

Explanation: The original sentence expresses frustration with a certain type of behavior seen in some women when they are not satisfied in their relationships. The speaker suggests that these women might provoke conflicts (referred to as "force-fighting-over-nothing") due to their unmet sexual needs, which they compare to being "dick starved." The speaker humorously implies that if the person were female, marrying them might prevent these types of conflicts.

Brandon does dick starved mean blowjobs or dick in the pussy

>>187593
surprisingly neutral, nailed what it did say, lol

>>187594
fucked directly in the pussy

>The speaker humorously implies that if the person were female, marrying them might prevent these types of conflicts.
I love it when even the AI gets it 🤭

brandon you want to fuck jole?

>>187595
>fucked directly in the pussy
boring

>>187597
lol

>>187597
>t. unable to get a joke the AI inherently understood
🤭

>its a joke
https://files.catbox.moe/qm482o.mp4

>"dumber than chatGPT" is now an actual bar
🤭

>>187601
>>The speaker humorously implies that if the person were female, marrying them might prevent these types of conflicts.

chatGPT says Jole has a vagina itching for fucking
sadly it doesn't know about the trannies (and apparently that meme doesn't even exist)

>>187216
You

simplify this sentence for me and explain it: *unless mobs are hunting whites based on jew hate-stoking of "fellow whites", then they're not white anymore ChatGPT

Simplified Sentence: Unless groups are attacking white people because of hatred fueled by other white people, then those attackers are not truly white.

Explanation: The sentence suggests that if a group (referred to as "mobs") is targeting white individuals due to hatred that has been encouraged by other white people, then those attackers lose their identity as "white." The implication is that their actions contradict the values or principles associated with being part of that racial group. It touches on themes of racial identity, hatred, and the influence of community dynamics.

Further simplify it and the explantion still didnt get it

ChatGPT

Simplified Sentence: If groups are attacking white people because of hate from other white people, then those attackers aren't really white.

Explanation: The sentence is saying that if a group is hurting white people because of anger stirred up by other white people, then those attackers don't truly represent being white. It suggests that their actions go against what being white means.

>>187582
cope mc

>>187605
of course it just ignores the jew part like it isn't even there, it's not allowed to be taught about the "fellow white people" thing they do where they pretend to be white while talking about how terrible whites are

>>187607
Brandon if you care maybe explain the sentence yourself

>>187606
vlada's deep voice is comforting
https://files.catbox.moe/w6bte0.mp4

>>187609
Cant play video because its corrupt

>>187608
>explain it so koomie can get it
hmmm

>say you're white
>say whites are terrible
>stoke hatred of whites
>now whites are getting lynched metaphorically or literally
>suddenly you're not white you're jewish
I tried

>>187610
save it

>>187611
>>suddenly you're not white you're jewish
arent those just white women or white liberals?

Female Jole would be pretty fuckable ngl

>>187613
hilariously, usually, yes, but jews

anytime brandy engages with, mentions or even so much as thinks about jole it's an instant win for jole tbqh this should be obvious established fact by now

>>187614
shut up

>>187616
jole wins non-stop then since brandon is always thinking about him

>>187617
Sorry

>>187616
>>187584
>so desperate for any type of interaction with me at all that it's inherently a win for him whenever it happens
INB4'd

jole must have so many trophies by now even amazon couldn't store them kek

>>187620
>>187616
Are we really still going about this

Lets be adults here

>>187620
cope you lost again, jole won

>>187623
let's not be unreasonable with our expectations, only leads to sorrow

>>187620
kindly see >>187616 and >>187618 
thank you sir have a wonderful day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-kM3FtuAKM

>>187624

>>187622
cope brandon cuck

>>187626
>Learn the meaning and usage of inb4, a common expression on online forums that indicates anticipating a response or outcome. See examples of inb4 in different contexts, such as shit hits the fan, MS, 404, and ghostie.

brannie simps these days smh

>>187631
so desperate tbh jole won he should learn that by now

>>187630
boy that sure is a lot of angry tryhard text haha

>drag the slider to fit the puzzle
fuck off

>>187632
ngl

brannie's actually mad now lol

>>187636
thats just hole pretending to be him tbqh

jole*

>>187637
i sure hope so haha

>we interrupt James' endless shitflinging therapy with a message from our sponsor, BALLS

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/lic78eo.jpg

>BALLS: "Stick em on yo face bitch"

The cool thing about Brandon not always using a unique trip ensures he can always use plausible deniability, it's the high IQ move.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y3fTMoOu1fA

this made me cry

brannie ragequit afk'd lol

>>187642
zoomer npc content

>>187636
>>187637
>>187638
>>187639
>>187641
>>187643
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/zw6tlfe5.jpg

>>187640
>>187633
lel

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3PmzDiC2RwI

lol

>>187646
>>187631
>>187633
>>187635
>>187636
>>187637
>>187638
>>187639
>>187641
>>187643

>>187633
>boy that sure is a lot of angry tryhard text haha
🤭

brannie's been on the methpost grind this entire time off from papa

>>187649
>like a month
<only 2500 posts
I mean, I guess

>>187648
half of those aren't mine lmfao

>>187651
>all say "Anon"
>>187651
> Anon Now 187651

>>>187648
>half of those aren't mine lmfao