/acat/ - acat

>>191286
oh good kek

only the ones that post at me doing a jole impersonation are jole

>>191278
>i am a paedo

>>191289
brandon why are you such a loser whos bald and i hate you

Brandon im just getting worse

hey brandon why are you talking about this jole guy still?

>>191291
thank you, excellent example of what I mean

>>191292
it happens

>>191293
it happens

>>191294
just give me you's and i can feel some sort of happiness

>>191295

>>191294
Brandon how are you able to afford to sit on a computer all day every day for 10 years?

>>191296
Thanks

>>191295
.

>>191297
I blackmail senators

>>191299
:)

>>191298
>>191301

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybk0TLI2lnE

Please listen to it all
I'm sorry

>>191302
>>191302
>>191302
>>191302

>>191303
im not watching your links

>>191304

https://youtu.be/xwPUcRHVM-g?

You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like Heaven to btfo
I wanna btfo you sooo much
At long last my win has arrived
And I thank God that I am alive
You're just too mad to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

[Verse 2]
Pardon the way that I trollshield
There's nothing else to compare
The seethe of you leaves me weak
There are no bants left to speak
But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

[Horn Interlude]

[Chorus]
I love you, Braaannie, and if it's quite alright
I need you, Braaannie, to warm the lonely night
I love you, Braaannie, trust in me when I saaaaaay
Oh, pretty Braaannie, don't bring me down, I pray
Oh, pretty Braaannie, now that I found you, staaaaaay
And let me love you, Braaannie, let me love you

[Verse 3]
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like Heaven to btfo
I wanna btfo you sooo much
At long last my win has arrived
And I thank God that I am alive
You're just too mad to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

[Horn Interlude]

[Chorus]
I love you, Braaannie, and if it's quite alright
I need you, Braaannie, to warm the lonely night
I love you, Braaannie, trust in me when I saaaaaay
Oh, pretty Braaannie, don't bring me down, I pray
Oh, pretty Braaannie, now that I found you, staaaaaay
Oh, pretty Braaannie, trust in me when I say
Oh, pretty Brannie..

>>191300
>I spam cp then blackmail senators with the cp in their cache they don't know how to delete because they're boomers
Genius brandon kelley

>>191306
Brannie

stop shitting up the cp thread on kc

>>191310
link

>>191308
nah I pretend to be a little girl and get them to start asking for nudes and shit and then sell them the times I'm going to mail printed out screenshots to their wife

>>191309
koomie

>>191312
>koomie
give me some advice Brannie

>>191313
be koomie, Koomie

>>191312
>Brandon larps as a little girl on the internet
Does your dad know what you're doing in his house?

>>191314
I dont know who i am

>>191307
>trollshield 
probably should've been kayfabe lol oh well 🤪

>>191311
no point. all shitted up by some macaco

>>191315
Have another (You)

>>191316
just make up somebody then

I miss her so much... Does anyone have any cringe love songs?

>>191319
does your dad know?

>>191319
>just make up somebody then
Ok you got anyone in mind?

why are white people like this?
https://kohlchan.net/.media/4715b5a8c4c1344e8599762008f5cbfe6f368eaf7166be3c86b00816b3111dc1.mp4

>>191318
>some macaco
ilc tbh

>>191323
how does the dad look

brandon

i need to quit the textboard but i have nothing else to do

>>191322
the kind of person that isn't so deeply wounded they spend all their mental time and energy trying to figure out any way to mildly annoy some irrelevant fag that they hate is a good start
but that probably wouldn't be your first choice anyway, who would pick that, lol

>>191321
he doesn't know where he is sometimes

Tough crowd huh 😬😓

>>191328
>the kind of person that isn't so deeply wounded they spend all their mental time and energy trying to figure out any way to mildly annoy some irrelevant fag that they hate is a good start
True.

>>191330
Wait was that meant for Jole

applies to me2 probably tho kek

>>191307
>>191317
>>191329
you tried but it's really hard to stretch it to a whole song without it being too forced tbh, why I typically just stick to one bit that's hopefully enough to tick the recognizability
6/10

whos kai

i'm constipated  so i can't fap

>>191334
tranny

>>191328
damn the seethe overfloweth from this post lmfao

>>191331
>>191330
good general advice for all

>>191335
oh… sorry

>>191338
I need a new name you got one?

>>191337
>who would pick that, lol
ok so obviously this guy would

>>191341
lol

>>191336
so nz faps to him?

>>191343
Idk and dont really care tbh.

>>191340
bipolarbear

>>191328
See
>>191182
You really think too much about this brandon it's literally just shitposting to generate metadrama

I just hope to be better person

>>191337
Brannie unironically cares and it makes 0 sense

>>191346
I don't see a post, what did you link to

hi guys

>>191344
nz faps to trannies tbh

>>191351
Good for him.

>>191349
You can pretend to ignore the truth but I know you know I know ;)

>>191350
>>191352
👌

>>191352
same

did brandon win or lose.

>>191353
?
bro you said "See >>nonexistentpost"

>>191357
Whatever dude I think jole won

I mean at least link a post that exists

>>191355
Hi Mascot, sorry for sometimes being rude to you even though you are mostly nice to me.

Maybe then I could figure out what point you were trying to get across, but I mean, if you're just gonna troll me by linking posts that don't actually exist, then, idk what you want, man

lg obv know how to say it properly shes just pretending for the camera 🥱
https://kohlchan.net/.media/9bcec7c9a60d66e0c356ed6211c89744d80af44204e53f7728b323d213881b1c.mp4

>>191360
cringe

>>191333
:(
it's one of those songs where you kinda need to use the whole thing to give it any comedic substance 
You're just not in the mood I guess... Ofc I was playing into the whole jole schtick

>>191364
>You're just not in the mood I guess... 
>give him a 6/10
look, you need to learn how to take well intentioned constructive criticism, roo

>>191363
Hi Rin i dislike you but ive been overly rude to you, sorry.

brandon
>pretends to be little girl online
>lives with dad
>uses drugs all day every day
>posts on catchan all day every day
>got kicked out of band and music scene
>accused of being a pedophile by ex band mate
>paid to mod obscure imageboards to remove shitposts
>spammed little girl images daily for years
>mod logs showing 14 to 16 hour shifts manually deleting shitposts he didn't like

brandon won

>>191362
>corrupt cant be played
Why is firefox like this?

>>191360
whos this? karma? its ok man dont wory. its cool

>>191366
That's fine

>>191369
Yes its me, thanks.

>>191367
this post is 100% just bants, and is funny, not salty and certainly not seething in any way
have a (You)

>>191367
that's a big oof

>>191365
Not Roo

>>191327
same
im so fucking bored

>>191373
no those things happened brandon it's just a factual statement

>>191377
👌
(You)

>>191376
based

Nothing made up, no malice, just blatant cold hard facts repeated.

>>191380
👌
(You)

>>191376
Well maybe if you niggers knew how to make content we could get something cooking

>>191381
🪞

>>191382
Ive been posting lyrics

>>191382
just pick a target that pisses you off and make a bunch of seething and petty AI garbage, works as "content" for some people

>>191384
That's one step, make it a song and post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vf8ZyguxrI

brandon which one do you like the most?
https://kohlchan.net/.media/b136ab9e74b7b540e524082925485fe863aef51e2a8d55864f563057dbf0ed6a.webm

i feel nothing

>>191385
don't knock my ai art it's beautiful

>>191386
>That's one step, make it a song and post it
https://files.catbox.moe/so3zc6.mp3

>>191385
You cant think the video I made for you of me is garbage banny that was a christmas present

is everyone depressed again or sum

i grab my lava lamp which I know gets way too hot to touch but I grab it now and feel nothing, no pain, no burning

>>191393
50% of time

>>191391
Lazy, derivative, mid

>>191388
yellowshirt wearing a fanny pack on her chest doing duckface aka one of the only ones with bewbs

>>191392
I don't remember this, anon

>>191396
😭😭😭

>>191393
Idk man banny isn't feeling the christmas spirit of something

>>191348

>>191393
not really, just awake

>>191323
hot

>>191393
i'm never depressed tbh

>>191393
I'm good tbh

okk ummmmmm just makin sure

>>191405
Massascuhets

is this girl white?
https://kohlchan.net/.media/138374d968b0f86ef10ae3d59d876570b46b22a309e6d09d3839445adba2cdb8.mp4

is there any unironical way I can become a vampire or is it all a larp

>>191388
each and every single one of those bratty thotlets need a cock in their asses

I'm so bored

>>191397
https://files.catbox.moe/zvm9wr.mp4

>>191407
no
close enough really but no

>>191407
Brazil culture based, but this unfortunately breeds whores.

but as an exclusive pedo this is probably an absolute win

>>191400
Don't do that Benny doesn't like it

like even if I stumbled on vampires if they even existed I'd just be like blood cattle but is there actually any unironical way?

>>191414
who tf is brenny

>>191416
it's one of his gay ass bf pet names for me

>>191408
>>191415
Stop talking about biting people it turns me on

>>191365
6/10 means above average yet your response was dead with not even a chuckle. If you realised that it was a parody of jole mask-slip'ing you probably would've received it better. Anyway not like it's a huge deal lol just wanted to make that clear

>>191417
you his bf?

>>191408
Need 160 IQ to figure out how.

>>191411
A rare self btfo but there's also a brannie btfo in there as well if you can catch it

>>191418
I think vampires exist honestly and I kinda wanna go wander into the woods to find them cuz there's a weird forest near my house that's huge and has a lot of folklore and I wanna be a vampire but if I met them it'd probably be rather me being like blood cattle lol

>>191422
A btfo I would only imagine brenny himself would notice

i wanna munch on someone, like in sexy way.

>>191413
feminism breeds whores which silvia supports tbh

>>191367
Is any of this true r kelley?

>>191416
Uncle Brenny, master of the baltimore negro childe rice plantation

>>191428
Uncle brenny is on the side of the box of my pancake mix

>>191420
he wishes

>>191419
>6/10 means above average yet your response was dead with not even a chuckle.
<he's actually critiquing my critique as though it tweren't "real" or something
...
7/10 but that's as high as I can go

>>191418
What sude

bros the day is almost over and i haven't pooed all day...

am i going to die?

>>191408
I remember unironically thinking this as a 13 year old lel (i was kinda malnourished and dumb back then because narcissistic single mother would barely feed me)

>>191432
no its concerning once u go few days no pooping

>>191433
*wondering this

there's a huge house near me and all the other huge houses around it cleaned up the sides of the house with sand blasting etc but this one mansion on the hill next to the forest never did and everyone since the 80's said they were weird and I think they are vampires, they never work or no one ever sees them but the lights are on and the chimney always has smoke and I bet they are vampires and I wanna be one too

>>191431
No homo

https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:865/1*4M5q30YRQhl7g_alsmXcXw.png

>>191433
yeah but who's to say it doesn't exist?

>>191437
i like when boys pee themselves

>>191439
lol

>>191439
gross

speaking of pee i need to pee

>>191439
bit weird that

I might go look in the woods

abnd when i can get them to drink so much they wont be able to say no to me

>>191444
nooooooo its cold
>>191443
ya,…

>>191438
vampires have always existed but not in the caricature way portrayed in pop culture/media. same with "werewolves," witches, wizards demons, elves, goblins etc.

Oh fuck i forgot my vitamins

Oh did brandon leave? That sucks

>>191439
Lewd

yup they're trying to get elon in check
https://x.com/stclairashley/status/1873059799899992203

Too many people were talking about him at once he never was one to stick around and be bullied or dogpiled as he calls it

>>191402
t. white

>>191449
idgaf who you actually are, with that name, I'm not bothering replying to you

>>191451
Been watching this unfold made a kc post about it too with all his tweets maybe you saw it

>>191439
Would you suck a lb pp if it was legal?

>>191454
What's wrong with the name? I just don't want you to think I'm jole

Would you let him pen u?

>>191446
I have a big coat and I'll take my air rifle 
>>191447
I think this too. I've always been a night owl and always been fascinated with strange stories in the woods near me. I know it's only horses or goats or cows but I like the fascination.

>>191456
tbh female paedos are super rare

>>191460
Untue

>>191461
cope
a phycologist on Mr. Girl's stream said it

>>191456
no only like my brothers age hes 13 hypothetically and thats. noy illegal

>>191436
vampires today are mostly jews and occasionally their occultist stooges

>>191463
but he's your brother....

>>191460
this also they're all witches unironically

>>191466
in Afghanistan women are alright but only because they don't have feminism there

>>191462
lel
idk what he said but Mr Girl reference

>>191468
brandon why are you ignoring not jole affiliated

>>191464
I don't think so, I unironically think I met a vampire once a long time ago, a girl in a white dress very far down the canal about 3 miles between the nearest village when I was walking the long distance between my village and the next, no shoes or anything, I thought they might've been camping but it was so weird and I heard no other voices or saw no vehicle tracks or anything other than animal prints

I want a little loli vampire wife

>>191459
Anything can be 'real' in a sense if you believe in it enough (especially if you take certain drugs to amplify it all). Go take some acid and/or shrooms and go into that spooky forest - see if you come out alive :^^^^)

>>191469
>not jole affiliated
<wants to post at me like jole would
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/irhh2wk1.jpg

>>191468
Mr Girl invited a psychologist to talk about paedophilia and Mr. Girl asked him about paedophilia in women and the psychologist said paedophilia was extremely rare in women and that paedophilia is mostly only a man thing

>>191472
I don't take drugs, but I fully believe ethereal entities and / or vampires exist

Maybe take an energy drink or something similar with you plus some OJ or lemon juice (highly effective effective) to help pull you out of a bad trip if you feel shit getting to real

plus the forest near the canal near me has for like 400 years been known for witches and vampires

>>191474
tbh can't say I've seen anything with women and prepubsecents, only women with teenagers or like 11 year olds, so depends on your definition of pedophile

Someone like Jole, for instance, firmly believes those women with teenagers are pedophiles

>>191475
>Vampire Laura "haunting" you and wanting to succ your semen

I just want a vampire loli gf but I've shot in that forest and camped many times and seen nothing

Brandon should i eat

>>191475
You already do it's called alcohol

>>191481
i havent in 12h

>>191481
yes

>>191479
aaaaaaaaaaaaa I want Laura vampire that stays 8 forever

>>191480
Lmao i see

>>191484
Ok ill make food

>inb4 LG-witch found footage sparks LG-witch Project moobie

>>191485
:33333333 reminds me of interview w the vampire

>>191489
Darker slav version

>>191489
anne rice's vampires are all impotent/asexual

>>191476
*too

I'm gonna go take my air rifle and go camping either tomorrow or the day after and see, but nothing ever happens ;-; No supernatural shit ever happens, no skinwalker shit ever happens, I end up shooting rabbits and that's it, but I want an ethereal loli gf ;-;

>>191491
>do not read
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN ༼ ´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

life promises mystery but just ends in rabbits and that's it

ok i pooed

i feel much better now tbh

adfdsaf

>>191463
hot

>>191477
:ooooooo

laura get

>>191497
tell mc he can go fuck himself 

gn

>>191494
tbh she just wanted to write homoerotic historical fiction but couldn't make it sit with her latent catholicism so made them all impotent vampires

>>191474
Based on literally no evidence whatsoever 
>inb4 a lack of evidence = evidence

>>191463
Ay we dont judge around here

>>191501
no rent required

>>191505
fuck off mc you cunt

>>191502
why are you reading homoerotic fiction

>>191505
I hope you go for a walk one day and stumble down a path and fall into a light stream still semi-conscious just enough to realise you're dying but not enough to do anything about it.

But you never go outside so alas...

Where is Roo?

i feel like i havent seen him for few days.

>>191507
she unironically writes very well
especially historical details, far as ((( official history ))) goes she knows her shit, she's no slouch
and you kind of have to get a ways into it before you figure it out
and like I said they're impotent

>>191506
>>191508
stay classy rinnie

>>191512
...That was too mean I don't hope you die. Can't go to sleep knowing I said that.

>>191511
It's funny how she makes vampires out to be the result of a jewish curse, effectively

>>191510
Oh nvm now i remember he posted something on Christmas

>>191502
Well at least they made it seem like Claudia was dripping with latent sexuality and frustration 😭😭😭

>>191516
(in the film i mean)

>>191514
KEK

>>191514
vampires are real tbh

>>191516
>>191517
that's actually how she's written, kind of
but it's way more this thing that happens as a result of her mind being as "underdeveloped" as her body but still aging like a century

>>191493
Don't be a pussy take some drugs or at least some booze. Do you guys have herb shops over there that sell weird legal imitators of hard drugs?

like she starts playing these really elaborate games with her victims, way more elaborate than anything Lestadt did
they're very good books (except the ones with Lestadt in the title, he's so fucking annoying)

>inb4 shoots himself in roof of mount with air rifle 
... actually you know what just ignore this Rin >>191521

Hey guys, what happened to Karma?
Why is he in hiding?
Feed me the lastest drama please!

he only gets tolerable in Queen of the Damned, but that movie is fucking terrible
like the best book and the movie is horrid

>>191524
Im here, not hiding.

>>191521
I do take alcohol, but I don't do drugs.
>Imitation drugs 
We were like the first country that sold what's now known as spice, which was legal for ages, it got people fucked and it's now made its way to the US, it's fucking horrible tbh. Puts you out of your body but you are just schizo the entire time. It's really not nice.

well Memnoch is the best book but that'll never be a movie

They sold it in the same shop here that also sold air pistols and body armour too which didn't help

>>191525
>Queen of the Damned
actually the book she reveals this in >>191514

>>191527
used to be called "Herbal Haze" btw. Was legal and turned people into zombies.

>>191520
I'm intrigued. Might audiobook it (probably have to find an original uncucked release i presume). So she basically danced as close as she could get away with to all her deviant sexual ideas while having the official rule to point to at any moment that they're actually asexual & decades/centuries of age

>>191526
Why are you not tripfagging anymore?
Something must have happened
tell me

Too bad she wasn't heavily jewpilled and hinted at a bunch of that stuff as well

>>191533
Who are you?

>>191528
How come?
>>191530
👍
Imagine if Tolkien incorporated vampires and similar shit into lotr

>>191535
i leaked my trip and got depressed because i cannot possibly get a better trip.

now i dont just wanna trip anymore

any britfag here btw?
I know I'm allowed to take air rifles into the woods legally, especially at this time, but does it have to be covered until I get to where I plan to shoot?

I miss Britanon he'd probably know

fuck it I'm just gonna wait til tomorrow and ask my dad, I don't want some farmer nigger charging me because I shot his fucking rabbit on land that probably isn't his

>>191539
>I miss Britanon he'd probably know
Lmao yeah he'd know for sure

>>191541
he was good with that stuff tbh he knew a lot

deep breath

>>191532
>danced as close as she could get away with
it's more allusions and romanticism than outright spelling things out, though Louis & Claudia call each other lovers and act like a married couple, more or less
Rice more had internal barriers keeping her from going too far in any one direction like that

>>191534
it's funny, she's about as close as you can be, but still takes ((( official history ))) more or less literally, so jews are victims
her books written first person as Jesus are fascinating, she wrote those after Memnoch, since that one shoved her into needing to resolve her catholicism

>>191536
it's just too far into the series, nobody will ever get there, and you can't start there
but it's Lestadt getting recruited by Satan to be his helper, and walking him through creation from Lucifer's perspective
incredible book

Gn all, sleep well

>>191546
Gn

>>191546
\o

>>191547
night Karma <3
>>191548
Night Steph <3

I've only read a couple of them past Memnoch though, and she kind of lost it after she went back to being a catholic
started trying to "fix" it all to fit her change of mind
I got curious again recently when I was rereading some of the older stuff and looked into things and she made some really infuriating choices (all favoring Lestadt and making him some God like character of course) and I lost all interest tbh

...Also just to bury the hatchet, I literally cannot sleep otherwise, goodnight mc. 

I sorta don't hate you.

>>191527
>>191531
>Spice 
I was addicted to all the variants of this and the brand's subsequent derivatives for most of my naval career. Salvia was the worst by far. Probably about a quarter of the RNZN ratings were lmao. It was really bad. I started in trade training school only like 5 months into being enlisted would you know... It got ao bad that I was even having makeshift squeezy bongs using a 10mm socket from the workshop still with a bit of oil logged in it, out on the quarterdeck anytime i could between sunset & sunrise (blowing off side so wind carried it). Almost got caught once and just said it was scented tobacco from our last port Shanghai lel almost fucking shat my pants. Others were doing nit too (mostly maoris lol) but not many. Didn't give a fuck whether i even fell off the ship in the middle of the pacific or wherever in them days. 

At the peak of the depravity some oppo was literally mates with a guy who was producing an offshoot brand locally, and this new trend started where cunts were sprinkling the raw active ingredients powder (the shit they soak into the various herb matter) onto the normal shit when rolling joints or whatever. THAT'S when it became too much for me and I began the climb to get clean. Eventually did and tried to help a few mates follow suit but they didn't and one ended up in a psych ward then flown home while alongside port in Hawaii (she ended up drugfucked and hung herself RIP), and another later attacked an officer and was discharged after psych ward and military prison (he ended up homeless for years). Way worse stories of people I didn't know personally.

Brenny in the morning 🌄 maybe I will make content?

>>191553
You don't have the tools

Brandon get

>>191552
mate ffs that shit is evil, I was a literal kid when it first came out and it made me schizo as fuck and this was the shit we bought legally from shops, on a ship jesus christ, there are no days off on ship so idk how you fucking did this, this is insane. 

I'm glad you got off of it because yeah as you said I could see people going mental and jumping in tbh...

Mate fuuuck that, we had our smoke deck where smoking is illegal now but obviously everyone smokes, but no cunt would do that nowadays
>nd one ended up in a psych ward
literally fucking hell it sent me really weird
>(she ended up drugfucked and hung herself 
We weren't allowed to make hanging jokes on board for that type of shit because apparently it's so common...

Fuck man... Sorry you had to see that

>>191552
Anyway after I later got caught with five 50 bags of real weed (was literally "pineapple express" lmao) on base for my boss at the welding shop (didn't rat and improv'd kino af story to get me mostly off with inadvertent possession esp. since I passed drug test) .

..So during the 6 months waiting for my table I was shook hard and just went 100% sober and ate OCD healthy for ages plus gym routine. Within half a year mostly regained my cognitive faculties and my performance reports went from being on remand & in danger of dishonourable discharged to getting high praises by all my divisional superiors. Everyone including "regs"/naval-police thought I was gonna get military prison and discharge but my DO went in swinging for me and got me a month on the belt extra work & drill + $1,200 fine. Afterwards I continued to keep my nose clean and my performance landed me on quite a rare & prestigious deployment

>>191546
Well fugg LMAO 😩💨 
GN Rinners

forced and snooze, more brannie btfos

jole post some of your brantent please it will make brannie really mad

>>191560

>>191560
this LOL

Just masturbated to gay porn again. I wanna kill myself.

>>191439
ilc pissing himself for you

>>191560
Brandon left, he was so scared

>>191557
Gonna read this tomorrow Matelot I'm dying atm haha, I can't read at all, gn to you!
You're not far from nz lol (as in the namefag) 
>>191558
gn ^^
>>191563
Karmie c'mon... Stop that

GN all <3

>>191566
Slrrp well <3!

how tf is that kc thread still up i thought the mods hate pedos there

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g8Ca3z-sixc
Swwweeet delicious favela gril

>>191563
Stop going to the hypnotube website its bad for your fragile heterosexual mind

>>191569
die

Femanon here: Show me your dicks, anons

>>191572
hi nzie

>>191572
Tits and timestamp or GTF.. never mind this isn’t 4channels 😔

Mexicans share many cultural values with Americans. They are a Christian nation. Mexicans who come to the USA want to live the American dream.

Indians have none of that. They just want to milk whatever they can from the country and not change themselves.

>>191573
I actually think Karmie finally broke through his closet homo barrier and now is full tgirl

>>191576
and thats a good thing

>>191425
I got a girthy cock you can munch on

>>191411
Kino af

OH my god Brandon im stupid

Bi polar bear

jesus

lmaooooo

i was trying to sleep in bed and i realized why you picked the name

>>191576
>>191577
Nah i dont believe in trannyism

lel

>>191580
>>191581
you should switch it from one to the other now and then for reasons

>>191584
This, and one should be gay Karma that admits to being a faggot and the other Karma that denies ever having been a faggot

Brenny my new years resolution is to not eat fast food and cook all my meals at home as well as work out. What's your resolution brenny?

>>191579
Hopefully the new year content hits even harder

i locked my cat out of my room because it kept wanting something

>>191585
At least he’s been consistent with the heavy denial

>>191590
lel

>>191590
He denies then literally hits on people homosexually

>>191585
tbh 
it's way more interesting if he could find a 3rd one even, and make it some kind of subtle mood ring thing, never speak to exactly why he changes it or what it means, but totally have an actual reason so it follows some kind of logic
he just never tells anyone what the logic is

its bigger than catchan paedos...
https://youtu.be/Iy3mMXpZEqw

>>191594
>2 hours
lol

>>191596
yes
if worse comes to worse you can just wear them under the clothes they want you to wear, they'll never know

>>191598
but she doesn't dress you, right

r-right?

>>191599
>but she doesn't dress you, right
Yeah lol

do you guys think Diddy posted on catchan?

>>191573
not me I only post with trip

>Diddy fugged both lbs and lgs
lol yeah wouldn't be surprised if he did tbh

>>191575
so true...

>>191543
>discord

>>191608
tbh I have the urge to dip in there and tell them they're retards & leave but my luck it would be an actual honeypot and I'm not even trying to fuck with that

lolicons aren't pedos they just like 2d but don't like real children tbh

>>191609
>will use discord but not session 
😌

>>191610
I like real life lolicons

>>191611
I don't "use" any of it I just have accounts
like I don't even lurk anything, especially since I don't log into anything for weeks-months-years and anything is 999+

>>191612
you like men who like 2d lgs?

>>191614
bruh

Yep precisely what i meant sir

loli is 2d

a lolicon is someone who likes 2d  little anime girls

just give me a juicy white cock to suck

>>191619
lol

>>191619
nz tier post tbh

>>191617
literally found using the loli tag, random grab from first page, never seen it before, took like 3 minutes
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vkjpyc6.jpg
https://nhentai.net/g/546233/15/

>>191621
when did I ever post anything gay like that?

>>191595
Only to Silvia tbh

>>191619
Thats not me...

Why do you have to impersonate?

>>191604
No he was too busy clapping some bussy

>>191622
brandon these are drawings they aint real

>>191625
>>191626
not me either fuck off

>>191627
bieberbeaver

>>191587
this is already causing me emotional distress

>>191625
>>191626
>>191629
Guys stop it it’s all so tiresome

>>191628
sure, but whoever's jerking off to it is still jerking off to the thought of an elementary school virgin DRAWING with a shallow ass pussy while they're jerking off

>>191631
Wouldnt it be funny if my BPD was based around this whole thing

>>191633
brandon you are so uneducated tbh
https://youtu.be/xLDUfMWmRAA

next you are going to say that people who play violent videogames want to kill people irl

Im a furry tbh

brandon do people who play GTA want to steal cars irl and be criminals?

>>191635
Relax Vaush

>>191639
actually Vaush likes real children he's a sick fuck tbh

>>191640
Just be my power bottom twink I’ll fix you

>>191634
>>191637
you should throw this one into the mix 🐼

>>191636
>>191638
>want to
there is not one person who's played GTA to purposely get a 6 star wanted level so they could steal a tank and manage to get it to the garage under the auto dealership safely without it getting blown up via mp5 fire or getting killed without cheating while RAINING BLOOD blasted on the tank radio that hasn't had the passing thought whilst stuck in a traffic jam or something

there's want to and there's does

>>191643
>you should throw this one into the mix 🐼
Sounds great!

>>191644
Silvia doesn’t have to know when I’m there tbqph

brandon the majority of lolicons aren't attracted to real children

>>191649
lul

>>191648
Worse than 5/10 girl’s standards

>>191651
lul

>>191648
nz has none of these requirements tbh

>>191653
U gonna get Silvia mad dawg chill

https://kohlchan.net/int/res/25077478.html

Why is this 14.66754x better than catchan?

>>191649
this, vaush confirmed it, he talked to two guys and that can be extrapolated to like all the guys

>>191657
if it's not a gimmick you're way over the line of questioning into this jekyl & hyde thing

brandon do you also think furries are attracted to real animals?

>>191660
depends, how many lolicons are getting dick papercuts

last I checked a furry fucked another guy in a fursuit

brandon people don't really care if you like lolicon and don't think you are a paedo if you fap to it

>>191662
>>191662
>>191662
>>191662
>>191662

>>191659
>if it's not a gimmick you're way over the line of questioning into this jekyl & hyde thing
The phrase "Jekyll and Hyde" refers to the duality of human nature, stemming from the novella "Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde" by Robert Louis Stevenson. In the story, Dr. Jekyll is a kind and respected scientist who creates a potion that transforms him into Mr. Hyde, a cruel and violent alter ego. This represents the struggle between good and evil within a single person.

When someone mentions "Jekyll and Hyde" in a conversation, they are usually referring to someone who exhibits two very different personalities or behaviors—one that is good and socially acceptable, and another that is dark or destructive.

To simplify, think of it this way:

    Dr. Jekyll: Represents the good side of a person, the one that follows societal norms and behaves well.
    Mr. Hyde: Represents the darker side, where a person may act in harmful or unacceptable ways.

When someone is "over the line" in questioning, it might imply that they are probing too deeply into these contrasting aspects of a person's character, potentially suggesting that there are hidden or darker truths beneath the surface.

In summary, the Jekyll and Hyde reference highlights the complexity of human nature, where we may all have conflicting sides to our personalities.

>>191662
yeah another human in a fursuit not an animal

>>191663
¯\_(ʘ ͟ʖ ʘ)_/¯
has no impact on my life one way or the other if they want to be as delusional as the "sucking a dick isn't gay" people about it tbh

>>191657
Everyone can answer with girthy YES

Sometimes i convince myself i'm not gay, then i see a cute boy and my conviction shakes

>>191668
>girthy

>>191669
not me...

Wow Brandon this was a bad idea now anyone can impersonate me

I think nzie is impersonating karma - for bants of course.

>>191669
This actually sound like a hot Karmie take

>>191667
brandon 4channers hate paedos and think liking 17yos is paedo but don't give a fuck if a anon post lewd images of 2d lolis

>>191619
homebump

>>191665
in your case it would be more dr jekyl and mr hydetheweasel

>>191676
Its not me lol

>>191666
exactly, you get it, cool

>>191656
Good thing we can still screenshot these 🧔🏿👍

>>191662
3000 get and its about furries fucking other guys, shit get

>>191680
It means nothing no proof its me

>>191681
lel

>>191682
Fuck off impersonator