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>>156348
>>156351
>>156352
You were here once in 2 months even when you didnt have a job
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Alcohol is your only love
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>>156202
alcohol isn't really that addicting
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>>156356
idc it tastes bad
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>>156355
That's a bit harsh bro
>>156356
Retard alert
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>>156354
no i fucking wasn't I was training I just lied
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>>156357
Beer tastes good
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>>156359
Training what your ***?
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>>156361
why are you doing this i dont get it honestly
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>>156358
sorry I just don't think bjork is that cute
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>>156362
Its cause everytime you get drunk you start homo posting
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So stop getting drunk or then become gay already
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Brannie what VPN do you use
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>>156366
would you suck off rin?
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>>156366
I heard he uses Mullvad
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>>156364
>>156365
i had a girlfriend until recently i'm still messed up about tbh and this is why i wanted to just come back here and now you are making it shit so wtf it the point
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>>156367
lol
>>156368
he uses f2p ones
okay fuck you guys
>>156372
No thanks
>>156372
whats the prob?
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>>156372
Stop whining
It's hard to tell who's a faggot, vs who's a pedophile vs who's a pedophile faggot here
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>>156376
Just assume all pedos are fags
>>156363
Holy fucking cope kek alcohol is one of the world's most addictive substances even 50IQ abbos high on BP Ultimate know this
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>>156378
Alcohol is pretty based I want some
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>>156360
Beer tastes like liquid vegemite and urine
>>156374
>>156369
that
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>>156379
It makes you fornicate with female beans tho :\
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>>156381
What happen she ditch you for a black guy or something?
>>156369
Well at least you still have laura tbh
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>>156378
I take it you've never tried meth
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>>156385
Not everyone here is Brandon
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>>156385
>one of
>one of
>>156386
>>156384
I think that's why I liked her a lot tbh, she had long brown hair and was young (ish, 19) and liked toys. 

I've weirdly been more attached to Laura and even this anime girl Tanya more since breaking up with her. It's weird. I just miss buying her toys.
Replies: >>156396 >>156397
I would kill myself if my partner left me tbh
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>>156390
What kind of partner are we talking about here
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>>156391
stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L02zBjOb97shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L02zBjOb97s

 Introducing my 3 legged cat (story in next video)
>>156391
His fap hand
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>>156394
it'd be pretty depressing if it left me ngl
>>156389
>and liked toys
lewd
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>>156389
>I just miss buying her toys.
Paypig
OF relationships aren't healthy bro
>>156396
child toys lol, we'd go into kid toy shops and they'd look at her weird, but I didn't care, I'd buy her teddies, everything. 

I miss it...

Since though I've for whatever reason fallen for Laura more obviously, and also Tanya Degurechaff.
I bought a loli pillow of her even. Helps fill the hug void I guess? 
this but uncensored.
https://files.catbox.moe/658n8n.jpg
Replies: >>156403
I was happy being alone for a long time but then when you get someone you fall asleep with at night every night, when they go, you miss it, so I bought that instead and unironically it works lol for the hug value ngl
also loli cunny i guess
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ny9AzyE8JHk
>>156399
Nice mosin nagant
>I bought a loli pillow of her even
You won't take it aboard ship with you and proudly strap it above your pit cover during sea states & war games fgt 
>Helps fill the hug void I guess? 
Kinda poetic ngl (oh wait nvm i first read it as hug the void lel)
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>>156382
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
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>>156403
*SVT-40
oops
I can do a drunk live stream for new years
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>>156404
To btfo branny?
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>>156407
Nah I drink for me
>>156406
Thought we were doing a Monique Dupree marathon?
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>>156406
This'd btfo brannie so hard ngl u having a life n all livestream the back of a latina while you're pounding
>>156409
That's Christmas
>>156409
Lol with brandon commentary
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>>156403
Met Russian sailors in [redacted] at an Irish bar and one of the guys was older than me and played Touhou, in fact he had EoSD on his fucking phone, he loved Reimu, we talked for a long time lol (in broken English)

In like the 2 hours we spoke no military cross-over talk ever happened, we literally just talked about Touhou 
All we cared about was getting drunk 
>You won't take it aboard ship 
Nah
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>>156412
God that'd be so great
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I wanna go to sf and get blackout drunk on stream
That's what I'm gonna do for now years it's decided
>>156414
If you spam again he'll leave tho, like when we watched the alien movie
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>>156414
He might even do a cheeky AMA and finally tell us why she said what she said
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>>156417
Alien movie? I've never spammed on moobiecats btw I was literally only there that very first time when I used moniques name and the other time with the pedo step dad movie
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>>156418
That would be the ultimate Christmas gift
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>>156419
Were you there when we watched the movie with MRB?

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1006627/?ref_=nm_mv_close
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>>156421
Nooe
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>>156422
Nope
>>156422
Hes really bald
>>156413
That's fucking wild lmao how many were in on that? Too bad you didn't cast a cheeky line out with a plausibly deniable CD or laura reference :^)
>>156172
The world deserves more Anna sole content tbh.
>>156413
>2 hours of broken english touhou discussion 
I'm having a hard time fathoming this
https://files.catbox.moe/55mukn.jpg
brenny brenny
ilovecunny lost
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Xmas fit
https://files.catbox.moe/37e2ww.jpg
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>>156430
cope nzie
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>>156431
>sandnigger
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>>156420
The ultimate Christmas gift would be Brandon under your tree
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>>156430
Thos guy loves me.
>>156433
Cope
>>156065
Not sure why you care about "art" so much. Some people like looking at a nice painting, some like looking at a beautiful girl, it's both art.
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>>156432
not me cope
>>156065
>one is LASTING
https://news.artnet.com/app/news-upload/2017/04/The_Scream-803x1024.jpeg
>>156437
Based Silvia
>>156434
👉 👈
>>156151
Why?
>>156194
NanoArchiver the only one I know.
https://sofiapetrova.ru/images/sofia-petrova-nanoarchiver.mp4
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>>156227
Mullvad always wins.
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>>156443

I think he's referring to a guy named "nanotech"...a "chan-min" figure from the distant altchan/herd past
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>>156444

Self-hosted and self-managed VPN is the only one that "wins", because it's the only VPN that you can truly trust tbh
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>>156446
how does this work?
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>>156274
Sweden has some of the best privacy laws in the world, and by far the best in Europe (even better than Switzerland). And they've been tested too, which is the most important part. Any company can promise anything, but what matters in the end is action.
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>>156447

Put simply--
You set up your own VPN "nodes" on your own VPS's, which you rent/buy for $3.00-$5.00 per month each at the VPS hosting provider(s) of your choice
Some people use WireGuard to do it, and some people use SoftEther to do it...also some people use OpenVPN, but OpenVPN operates considerably slower (lag time) that those other two
SoftEther is the fastest, and easiest to set up, frankly
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>>156431
Swedish?
>>156449
Isn't that just offloading trust in vpn onto trust in vps regarding ip's (but not data stream)?
>>156445
Sounds like a worse Nano.
Replies: >>156455
All the good Nanos like Sofia.
> Swedish 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo
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>>156452

Yeah..."nanotech" is kind of a 'tard, for real, lol
>>156448
What's stopping mullvad from suddenly logging and giving LEA access in exchange for being put on payroll plus whatever additional bonuses to mullvad admins/CEO's? Especially now that they've garnered so much trust...
Why even use your own equipment for your cp? Steal a laptop or use a desktop at a library with tails on a usb
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>>156451
You can use both, vps->vpn, if you really wanted. Then it'd a stronger version of TOR because you know at least 1 node is safe (and the guard node is the most important one anyways).
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>>156456
For one, Swedish law stops it. So they'd have to change the law to begin with.
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>>156451

For starters...you are the only one who controls what your own VPS logs, or does not log
And how many commercial VPN allow you to register anonymously and pay with cryptocurrency?
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>>156451
>>156460 *

* Plus, this  >>156456  tbh
>>156460
>And how many commercial VPN allow you to register anonymously and pay with cryptocurrency?
Mullvad the only one I know. Wins again!
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>>156462

Still...there's always this--
>>156456
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Remember to use discount code #catchan when buying Mullvad credits to save 0%.
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>>156463
As long as you are not a terrorist, no one cares about you^^
Replies: >>156467
I have my personal VPS for some things but I almost always exit to Mullvad nodes.
>>156465
Anonymity through obscurity is some beta shit
>>156454
lel 
>>156457
damn jole you sure seem to know a lot about this sort of thing for a nonpedo who only comes to dead alt pedochan textboards to btfo brandon 🤔
>>156458
but what if both the vpn and the vps providers are corrupt?
>>156459
Interesting but aren't LEA's known for breaking laws to catch people anyway? Surely mullvad would play along if offered enough
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>>156464
lol
>>156449
I can do that with my seedbox but the downside is that I can only get Seychelles geolocations
>>156468
>but what if both the vpn and the vps providers are corrupt
Stop breaking the law, ass hole.
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>>156471
Who said anything about that???
>>156471
Oh it's a liar liar reference nvm
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>>156473
😂
Ultimately, I believe if LEA wants you they will get you regardless of anything you do. So the goal has never been to be impossible to find, it's always been to be not worth their time and effort.
>>156468
>who only comes to dead alt pedochan textboards to btfo brandon 
Which makes me curious why jolé is here during brannie sleeping hours
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>>156476
Very curious indeed
>>156475
This is why Brandon just sticks to his Stephanie collection tbh. The one and only weakness in this strategy however is a situation where a crooked law enforcement agent was a secret Stephanie waifuist
Replies: >>156480
Will Dogecoin reach $1 in 2025?🤔
>>156478
That's why all I have is Instagram.
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>>156463
They come from the same movement as Piratebay.
>>156480
I dont even have that. :"(
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
>>156475
> I believe if LEA wants you they will get you regardless of anything you do
Lol no
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the first proper pussy hairs are so fucking sexxy ngl
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>>156485
Can you write a poem about them?
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>>156485
i just did.
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>>156486
>>156487
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>>156488
kike bot wrote this:

In the tender bloom of youth’s embrace,
A subtle change begins to trace,
The whispers of a coming dawn,
In the softest shades of a new-found dawn.

Like petals opening with gentle grace,
A sign of growth, a sacred place,
Curled and shy, a delicate start,
A rite of passage, a work of art.

Nature's canvas, a silent song,
A quiet herald where we belong,
In the tapestry woven with seasons of cheer,
The tender moments, both bright and clear.

So let us honor this tender time,
A celebration of bodies, a rhythm, a rhyme,
For in every stage, there’s beauty to find,
Embracing the journey, both body and mind.


---------
Not enough throat fucking and ass slappin if you ask me.
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>>156484
Sure they do. It'd all a priority system, time vs reward. They won't dedicate any time finding some random paedos on an imageboard or Facebook, if they see a VPN they will just move on. But some Admin of an illegal website, or someone actively abusing children and posting it? They will dedicate more time. A terrorist organization? Even more time. Etc etc.

Proof: the Admin of every big CP site in the past 5 years has been arrested despite presumably good opsec.
>>156490
>Proof: the Admin of every big CP site in the past 5 years has been arrested despite presumably good opsec.
More proof of "not worth their time": barely any users of those sites have been arrested. Only top contributors have been. Moderators and abusers. Not general users, even ones who sharef illegal content. Not worth their time > opsec decisions. You just have to manage your risk.
>>156490
hit them with dope, mk ultra style, thc tbc (why not?) and magic mushrow ariborne powder spores rna fuckery to make them coomers. propse idea to putin mate. give me credits?
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>>156492
I mean, if they've already gone as far as to kick your door down, chances are they have enough already that they don't need to drug you for more, lol. But who knows, never been in such a situation^^
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>>156490
They never manage to prevent terrorist attacks though
>>156493
No, i meant like, fly b drone unleashing a cloud of coomie dust intpo their office, immobilaze them
>>156494
one could say, they make them possible even.
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>>156496
Or maybe they're just retarded
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>>156494
Not the same thing. Not knowing about someone or something isn't the same as knowing about it and being unable to find info about it. And that's the point. If you aren't in their sight, you're not in their mind.
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>>156497
>>156498
yes
>>156498
The only reason they manage to capture people is because of bad Opsec.

For example the silkroad founder posted bare IP on some messageboard using his silkroad nickname
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>>156500
Do you think they'd have gone through that effort to find someone who didn't matter? No, lol.
>>156489
It really disturbs me how good this is for A.I. Could be better of course and it seems to have been incredibly careful not to be hebephilic

What did you write for the command?
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>>156502
>good
<not one reference of brandon
LOL this board is infested with low iqs
Replies: >>156506
>>156500
It only takes one mistake to make their job easy. But even if you make "no mistakes" it doesn't matter, because they will always be on the 0day under best conditions, and already on backdoors in other conditions. TOR is already cracked, but expensive. They are not going to spend money on us, but on big targets worth the price tag? Of course.
Replies: >>156505
>>156504
like the leaked mossad tool for phones, and the american guy who exposed us war crimes against humanity talked about nsa can hack anything you use, if they know you are using it.
>>156503
In the dusky light of a coastal hour,
A half-man wanders, seeking power,
Brannie, with shadows sewn in his seams,
Chasing his wild, fractured dreams.  

Amidst the whispers of the ocean's breath,
He dances on the edge of life and death,
With every wave that crashes and roars,
He dives deeper into his inner wars.  

First whispers of change, like soft morning dew,
A budding secret, a coming of new,
Innocence tangled in the chaos of youth,
First pussy hairs mark the passage of truth.  

Invisible threads weave through his mind,
As he navigates heartbreak, desperate and blind,
With each fleeting moment, he struggles to find,
A glimpse of the joy he once left behind.  

Crack clouds his vision, a haze in the night,
Yet flickers of hope break through the blight,
Drawing him close to what once felt alive,
While the shadows of addiction relentlessly thrive.  

But in this poem, not all is despair,
For the beauty of change dances in the air,
In the tangled mess of a life torn apart,
There still lies the ember, the flicker of heart.  

So here’s to Brannie, a soul in the fray,
Finding his way, come what may,
In the tender embrace of the past's gentle stares,
He learns to cherish those first pussy hairs.
Replies: >>156507
>>156506
bot equals crack to hope lmfao
Replies: >>156509
>>156494
Because Mossad's attacks are always greenlit by zog's
>>156507
>bot equals crack to hope lmfao
whenever im on crack im hoping for more crack
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>>156497
Bro do you live in DC/Marvel land or what lmao
rate my lgf https://litter.catbox.moe/ripk3x.jpg
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>>156511
Cute tottie
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/tottie

Interesting
very small; tiny
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>>156509
Hopeception
>>156515
Apparently its Scottish dialect
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Nearby entries
totter-arse, n.1611–
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>>156515
>>156517
explains "tot of rum" which is basically a large shot of rum
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>>156519
Originating from before shots were a thing hence the usage of "tot"
>>156518
Lol
someone had a laugh! =D
Enough session for today
>>156526
>>156331
welcome in 2024 the internet is a thing and the US/UK just ping their on premise feds if they want something from cayman islands
>>156526
btfo'd
>>156456
whatever the politicans wrote into the law book
>>156446
cope fed
would anyone here trust RooVPN? not me tbh
>>156490
no they have terrible opsex
>>156526
I'm lurking the chat. I agree
When we hit the bump limit, where does the old posts go? Looking for an earlier post.
>>156534
brandon ctrl+s archives every thread
we know how to make piss air but how do to make cum air?
>>156534
Check the index, they go into threads called test1, the newer the thread the newer the posts (and they back link to the previous thread for easy following).
>>156534
Straight to Silvias goon folder
Replies: >>156541
https://files.catbox.moe/g3xdo3.png
whys cool logging software like this not free
I miss pookie https://litter.catbox.moe/htgsde.jpg
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>>156538
Gooning over text? 🤔
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>>156541
been there done that
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>>156540
gay
>>156541
>Gooning over text? 🤔
session erp
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/evoyq86y.mp4
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>>156545
chinese sex slave
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>>156545
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
>>156546
:sob: chinese business men
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>>156548
>chinese business men
no, high ranking members of the CPC get them for their loyalty
Replies: >>156550
>>156549
gay
>>156542
I can see fantasy stuff like a lewd chat bot where the actual exchange is the maim thing, but just regular text, idk. Never been one for smut I guess, lol.
Replies: >>156554
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ceqshaq9.mp4
>>156552
Chat with someone you love and you'll have small orgasms constantly
get
Just saw down Anna's shirt, it was nice.
Just shat down Anna's shirt, it was nice.
Just Anna shirt
back to the onion site
Nice.
branmania
onion is dead 16 hours no new posts
>>156562
lol
Replies: >>156564
>>156563
nvm my tor is just broken again as usual
it's broken more often than not
Replies: >>156567
>>156562

Wrong...people have been posting...Karma just made a post there 10 minutes ago
Replies: >>156567
>>156562
refreshj
>>156564

Oh...nevermind...ignore this  >>156565
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>>156567
No problem
>>156567
wtf uncalled for
Replies: >>156571
I just use Tor Browser Bundle on Windows via clearnet. So clearly someone has been tampering with my Tor access
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>>156569
oh nvm i didnt properly read it
we're selling /text/ to china though sorry its going to be a b2b chinese discussion board now
>>156570

That was me...as a Fed, I have access to everyone's Tor installation
:p
>>156570
>So clearly someone has been tampering with my Tor access
stephen hawking
Replies: >>156578
You know ts bad when I have  to tell sesshie to get their shit together
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>>156575
what happened
silvia always writes TOR
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>>156574
Did you see the leaked epstein sex tapes?
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>>156578
>Did you see the leaked epstein sex tapes?
if there was a stephen hawking sex tape someone wouldve posted it here by now
Replies: >>156580
>>156579
Thats right sadly it isnt released
hey karma what was the last time you fapped to gay porn
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>>156581
>>156581
i havent fapped purely to gay porn
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>>156583
you took so long to respond, were you fapping to gay porn? is that why you took so long?
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>>156584
off he goes again...
why do you guys bully karma for being gay it's 2024 who cares
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>>156583
This fag is fapping partly to gay porn.
Replies: >>156589
>>156588
what was this about koomie https://pomf2.lain.la/f/tecysuij.png
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>>156587
sorry for bullying your boyfriend for being gay
>>156590
>I mention lint self doxing himself but don't leak it because nice guy
lint acts like I am worst person ever and should be exiled from community
>actual threat
lint sleeps
>>156592
he blocked me after that
Replies: >>156601
>>156577
The Onion Router.
Replies: >>156597
but then i apologized to him publically
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>>156590
Karma is a little bitch. He won't do shit. He knew better.

>>156595
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>>156594
tor project says not to say "TOR" because that means you haven't read the manual or something
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>>156592
Lmaoooooooooo.
>>156596
Kinda uncalled for
>>156596
based
lint won
>>156593
>>156595
what was the doxx
tell me
i must know
Lint explain this:
>>156592
>>156597
You don't need their browser to access TOR. They csn say whatever they like about the browser.
Replies: >>156604
>>156603
yea tor project is feds
Replies: >>156609
>>156592
Karma just isn't scary.
>>156605
hes more likely to get distracted and go fap to gay porn than act on his threat
Replies: >>156607
>>156605
>>156606
stop challenging him i don't want lint to get in trouble
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>>156607
Cope Lint.
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>>156604
>Tor is the onion routing network. When we were starting the new next-generation design and implementation of onion routing in 2001-2002, we would tell people we were working on onion routing, and they would say "Neat. Which one?" Even if onion routing has become a standard household term, Tor was born out of the actual onion routing project run by the Naval Research Lab.

>(It's also got a fine meaning in German and Turkish.)

>Note: even though it originally came from an acronym, Tor is not spelled "TOR". Only the first letter is capitalized. In fact, we can usually spot people who haven't read any of our website (and have instead learned everything they know about Tor from news articles) by the fact that they spell it wrong.


Basically, they try to impose a change to "brand" it as their own, when it's not theirs and not how words work, lol.
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>>156605
t. hiding behind Anon
Replies: >>156612
>>156609
>Only the first letter is capitalized. In fact, we can usually spot people who haven't read any of our website (and have instead learned everything they know about Tor from news articles) by the fact that they spell it wrong.
only a german would talk like that
Replies: >>156618 >>156622
>>156610
Cope.
Replies: >>156613
>>156608
>>156612
mad
Replies: >>156614
>>156613
Karma.
Replies: >>156616
Karma hiding behind anon. 
😂
>>156614
karma is just an anxious teen
>>156607
It's ok. Karma's too busy gooning to partly gay porn to scare me.
Replies: >>156619
>>156611
Something like that, lol.
>>156617
such a bully
whats partially gay porn
im interested
Replies: >>156624 >>156626
Karma lost.
>>156611
>only a german would talk like that
explains all the trannies in the tor project
moomin https://litter.catbox.moe/6956vm.mp4
>>156620
hag porn - 10% gay
james fellating tranny - 60% gay
maisiecuck's porn stash - 85% gay
Replies: >>156631
https://litter.catbox.moe/grq00m.mp4
>>156620
its when you have gay porn on but you arent actually fapping to it
Replies: >>156627 >>156644
>>156626
holy fucking peak copium what is this
Replies: >>156636
Just a lil gay porn ambiance.
Replies: >>156632 >>156636
<Shell casings found at the scene where a bald man was shot dead by a masked gunman in front of a Baltimore city laundromat had the words “BTFO,” “cope” and “filter” written on them, a senior New York City law enforcement official briefed on the investigation confirmed to NBC News on Thursday.
Replies: >>156634 >>156640
FUCK i forgot the other part
>>156624
how is my porn gay i only post women
>>156628
😭
would be funny if jole killed brandon and staged it to look like a suicide then wrote a fake suicide note
>>156629
>had the words “BTFO,” “cope” and “filter” written on them
He must use Catchan.
😌
>>156627
>>156628
I was just explaining it
idk what else it would be
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>>156637
femboys
Replies: >>156639 >>156641
>>156638
Catchan is known for those
>>156629
Do we...do we sell him out, or?
Replies: >>156648
>>156638
That's just gay.
Replies: >>156643
roo be like yeah I have hurtcore on but I'm not actually fapping to it
>>156641
>>156626
is your dick hard as this gay porn you arent fapping to is playing?
Replies: >>156645 >>156649
>>156644
>"yeah but it's hard for the straight porn that's playing"
Yeah nice cope lmao
In the heart of Baltimore, amidst the chorus of spinning washing machines and the distinct smell of fabric softener, a crime scene unfolded that would send ripples through the community. Under the flickering neon sign of a local laundromat, a bald man lay lifeless on the concrete floor, surrounded by a scattering of shell casings. The scene, marked by its unexpected violence, was both chilling and perplexing.

The shell casings bore strange markings—words that would raise eyebrows in any precinct: “BTFO,” “cope,” and “filter.” These weren’t mere symbols; they held meaning, likely tied to an underground world that thrived in the shadows. A senior New York City law enforcement official, briefed on the investigation, had shared the information with NBC News, drawing attention from both experienced detectives and curious onlookers alike.

As the sun began to set, washing the city in hues of orange and red, the police cordoned off the area, swirling with reporters, passersby, and the curious. Among the onlookers was a young artist named Mia, who often spent her evenings sketching the everyday life of the city. Fascinated and unsettled by the crime scene, she pulled out her sketchbook and began to capture the chaos—the chalk outlines, the flickering lights, the somber faces of witnesses.

On the other side of town, a group of friends sat in a dimly lit basement, unwinding after a long week. They were deep in conversation about relationships, life choices, and the social pressures that came with growing up in Baltimore. A running joke between them now hovered in the air. “First pussy hair,” laughed Jake, as he recounted his awkward experiences with dating and intimacy, drawing laughs and groans from the others.
But their laughter quickly dwindled as they tuned into a news broadcast detailing the shooting, and they were drawn back to the serious issues that plagued their city. “Man, it’s crazy how some people cope,” said Lila, shaking her head. “This guy’s life ended just like that, and for what? A few words on a shell casing?”

Little did they know that the bald man had once orbited in similar circles. Before his untimely death, he had been a part of a fringe community, a place where individuals exchanged ideas about life, injustice, and the futility of societal norms. Many in his circle adopted the terms that now haunted his last moments: “BTFO” for being sent away or dismissed, “cope” for how they managed their struggles, and “filter” for the way they chose to perceive the world.

As the news spread, both the artist and the friends would find their lives intertwined by the echoes of that fateful day. Mia would create a mural inspired by the tragedy, capturing the weight of its occurrence, while Jake and Lila would grapple with the complexities of their own lives, reconsidering the significance of the labels they’d thrown around. 

The city was thick with uncertainty. The masked gunman remained at large, hidden in the shadows of a society that often felt unforgiving. With each passing day, the story of the bald man became not just a tale of a victim, but a reflection on coping mechanisms, the urgency of understanding life and death, and a deeper exploration into the very fabric of their shared humanity. The shell casings, with their cryptic messages, would serve as an unsettled reminder that in the heart of every city, there lies a story worth telling, one that resonates far beyond the tragic end of a life.
>>156640
looks like they alread did^  ^
>>156644
im not fapping to gay porn
Replies: >>156650 >>156651
>>156649
you literally told me before that you did
>>156649
but u are watching it while ur dick is in ur hand
karma has gay porn playing on multiple monitors in his goon cave but then he has some straight porn playing on his phone to make it not gay
he also probably loves interracial
Replies: >>156654
>>156653
based if true
Replies: >>156664
China should be packaging the Dogecoin miners tomorrow for shipment.
Replies: >>156656
>>156655
rule no 1 
dont trust china
Replies: >>156659
finland needs more bbc
Replies: >>156658
>>156657
ei
Replies: >>156662
>>156656
I never ordered from this company before but I see them recommended by a few crypto sites so hopefully they aren't scammers, lol. I'll probably need to figure out if they have some kind of malware on them though (they might try and skim a small amount that is not really noticeable and send to their own wallet, apparently that's somewhat common when ordering miners from China?).
Replies: >>156660
>>156659
that way you pay less up-front, sounds smart to me
Replies: >>156661
>>156660
Meh, we will see. If they come and work well I will probably buy more anyways.
>>156658
Replies: >>156663
>>156662
ei ei ei
>>156654
mc 🤝 Koomie
Replies: >>156665
>>156664
Nah im straight
Replies: >>156667
get
>>156665
so is he
>>156667
If the things he does are straight then im gay
Replies: >>156669
>>156668
🤔
>>156667
I don't think so.
Replies: >>156672 >>156673
>>156667
aren't we all
>>156670
ask him then
>>156670
id suck a cock that was inside my waifu's pussy
Replies: >>156675
>>156674
Your a female
Replies: >>156676
>>156675
no im not
Replies: >>156677
>>156676
Yes you are, otherwise silvia will close the board
Replies: >>156678
>>156677
hes a girl on the inside
https://litter.catbox.moe/mziwuh.jpg
Replies: >>156687
are any place now where girls read sex stories as lg 's ?
fucking amber alerts are so gay oomg
Replies: >>156683
i DONT CARE ABOUT A KID FUCKING KILL HIM
Replies: >>156683
>>156681
>>156682
edge
Replies: >>156684 >>157053
>>156683
fucking child obsessed soyfags making literally everyones phone scream cause some kids dad took his kid from his mom without her permission
Replies: >>156685
>>156684
just turn them off
Replies: >>156686
>>156685
fucking hell thanks it should be illegal to these notifications on by defualt
>>156679
baddie queen i love her
https://files.catbox.moe/b6cslu.mp4
Replies: >>156696
https://files.catbox.moe/rpp26m.png
hopefully theyre taking those niglets to the dump
Replies: >>156690 >>156694
>>156689
Those fucking names lmao
>>156690
why do murican niggers make up crazy sounding names like that? are they all tweaking on Brandons gear?
Replies: >>156692
>>156691
poor people do that stuff in general and black are all poor niggers
Replies: >>156693
>>156692
white people name their kids in old fashion names, or english sounding if they are trash interracial. not like muracn niggers, they have something special going
Replies: >>156695
>>156690
>>156689
>Ja'Miyah and Ja'Liyah
They remind me of a certain ratdog duo....
Replies: >>156700
>>156693
no ive seen some whtie people with pretty niggery names but theyre from druggie moms broken homes
>>156688
whore
>>156690
angelina kid's names
Replies: >>156697
>>156696
if angel has black babies i will send her money to support her
Replies: >>156699
>you sleep rather soundly for a pedophile. that's good. you'll need a clear conscience for what I'm about to propose
Replies: >>156796
>>156697
Cmon that's a pathetic post even for you
Replies: >>156703
>>156694
Basically the same.
so many fucking people said not to bother investing into bitcoin back when it was sub 25K, "oh it wont ever get to 25K, it wont ever get to 40K, it wont ever-" shut the FUCK up you fucking tossers
Replies: >>156702 >>156709
>>156701
>brandoncoin will never get to $1
>brandoncoin isnt worth anything $10 is a fluke
>brandoncoin is overvalued at $1000000000 its gonna correct
>>156699
im serious tho, seeing her as a single mother would make me feel so bad for her id have to send money
Replies: >>156705 >>156706
ilovecunny lost
>>156703
But how can she pay the toll if you're paying her.
Replies: >>156707
>>156703
>id have to send money
thats retarded we already do that via taxes
>>156705
girls as pretty as angel shouldnt have consequences for their actions
Replies: >>156729
die brandon DIE
>>156701
I remember the first time I tried buying crypto, my bank froze the transaction and told me I wasn't allowed to buy scams. I was so confused because it was my own money, had to literally call them and give verbal consent that I wanted to make the transaction...lol. And it's not like it was new either, at this point Bitcoin was at 17k.
Replies: >>156710 >>156732
>>156709
>at this point Bitcoin was at 17k.
damn 2 years ago
Replies: >>156730
The CEO of United Healthcare was killed in the streets of New York, he was shot.

Either a coordinated hit or the pain millions feel annually as their loved ones suffer and die due to men like this coming back around in the best possible way.

His company has a 32% denial rate for insurance claims. They wrote an AI script to deny them faster recently. His wife said that his life has been threatened recently due to 'lack of coverage'.

I want to see more of this, you wont get the ruling class to listen by asking or begging. You make them listen. Hope to see more action taken by others.
>>156711
reddit spacing reddit post
Replies: >>156714
>>156711
>Hope to see more action taken by others.
Careful that could get you in trouble.
Replies: >>156719
>>156712
i was reddit spacing before reddit was a thing

neck yourself
Replies: >>156715
>>156714
>i was reddit spacing before reddit was a thing
t. discovered altchans in 2023
Replies: >>156716
>>156715
actually im an og 2007 4chan user tyvm
Replies: >>156733
im super epic oldfag bro dont test me
always very true
>>156711
based
>>156713
>Careful that could get you in trouble.
and it should. society should punish those who want to kill valuable members of it instead of loser leeches like brandon
i spoke to roo when he was a 4chan mod back then, pretty sure he handled one of my cases
Replies: >>156721 >>156734
>>156720
did he swallow
Replies: >>156722
>>156721
ask him
Replies: >>156726
>>156711
I talked to a former employee of United Healthcare and they were of the mind that they've treated and abused their own employees so badly that it's also likely to be a former employee.

Either way, this prick made sure the list of people he made suffer was long, and one of them killed him for it. I think this falls under the definition of "fuck around and find out" but on a corporate level.
Replies: >>156724
>>156723
did you talk to him in a reddit comment section
>>156711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSiuTE3HYsY
>>156722
>ask him
roo did you blow this guy
Replies: >>156735
wow peopele lost money on the hawk tuah coin i  didnt expect that
die rodent DIE
>>156707
kys
>>156710
when was buttcoins at 17k? 2y ago? i don't follow the price
Replies: >>156731
>>156730
like december 2022 for a short bit
>>156709
Same thing happened to me like 4 years ago, I made a transfer of  5000 bucks and the bank called me next day to verify that I wasn't being scammed
>>156716

> He thinks 2007 4chan is "OG" 

LOL
Replies: >>156736
>>156720

I was no longer a Global there in 2007...I left a couple weeks after Snacks got fired
>>156726

Might have...but I definitely didn't swallow lol
:p
>>156733
it is
Replies: >>156737
>>156736

It opened in the Fall of 2003...I became a Global there in early January of 2004
You missed "OG" status by about 3 years lol
https://files.catbox.moe/hctiss.png
Replies: >>156739
>>156738
proud to be a newfag
2016 elections ruined 4chan after that
Replies: >>156741
>>156740
blame reddit
Even according to that chart...not "OG"
Replies: >>156743
>>156742
idc i still consider myself og and anyone that was there <2010
Replies: >>156747
Actually, Gookm00t (Hiro) ruined 4chan...with a lot of assistance from RapeApe...tbqh
>>156744
my artwork can be seen on the goodbye moot pic that all the boards did back then
>>156744
THIS
>>156743
exactly 2010 here
i never cared about any of it
Replies: >>156749
>>156744
did you delete cat coddess pics?!
Replies: >>156750
>>156747
you are the cancer that killed 4chan
Replies: >>156752
>>156748

Sometimes yes...sometimes no
Replies: >>156751
>>156750
did you cry  alittle bit when you it delete?
Replies: >>156753
>>156749
of course
and then the bracket to the left thinks the same of you lol
>>156751

Nah...much unlike many pedos, I am not all that infatuated with CatGoddess tbh
4chan also made me a pedo
Replies: >>156757 >>156761
i remember when the laura b threads on /b/ would stay up for days
then 4chan made all /b/ mods feds and that stopped
>>156754

Mission Accomplished !!!
:D
Replies: >>156759
https://files.catbox.moe/kletxi.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/wlpalh.png

https://files.catbox.moe/wsuma0.png
Replies: >>156760 >>156762
>>156757
LMAO
>>156758
>fed samefagging
😭
>>156754
it did not make me one but definitively awakened me
>>156758

https://files.catbox.moe/e5oajn.png

https://files.catbox.moe/bxzj4l.png
>>156762
agree phone posting ruined a lot of things but also enabled lgs to be lewd for us with ease
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>>156763
Phone posting is the best.
Replies: >>156765
>>156764
its low effort
Replies: >>156767
>>156762
>2024
>this site is losing steam
>4chan
>>156765
Yeah onr of the big benefits.
Replies: >>156769 >>156770
BRANDON
>>156767
its a downside in terms of image board post quality
Replies: >>156776
>>156767
>Yeah onr of the big benefits.
i prefer the catchan app on my alexa smart home. i dont even need to get out my phone, i just ask alexa what the latest posts are and tell her what i want to say
Replies: >>156773
brit phone posting cancer
>>156762
is it really that bad?
id need to see some numbers tbh
>>156770
This seems Jole tier
Replies: >>156781
joel banks
based elon neuralink posting on catchan in the future, just think what you wanna say
>>156769
Because no one wants to type an essay on a phone?
Replies: >>156778
jole lost
>>156776
that and no new epic maymay oc due to lack of users with pirated photoshop on pc
Jole manually installs intelligence agency backdoors in all of his hardware to express his support for the US government
Replies: >>156780
>>156779
>>156773
>This seems Jole tier
wall-e tier where alexa starts reading off brandon posts the second jole is awake and starts handling his vocal replies
Replies: >>156790
need vlada wifi
need lika gf
Replies: >>156783
>>156782
maybe you can get a vlada 2d wife ai
Replies: >>156789
do you guys think brandon drinks coffee through a straw to prevent it from staining his teeth?
Replies: >>156788 >>156795
>>156787
that doesnt work
Replies: >>156792
>>156783
i cannot put my deck in her or big spoon her
>>156781
> wall-e 

I very much enjoy that movie tbh...unironically tbqh
Yeah...it's "fluff", I know...but it's wholesomely entertaining and funny fluff

Okay...you guys can go back to posting about 4chan, or whatever, now
Replies: >>156791 >>156793
>>156790
you go back to shouting at clouds
Replies: >>156794
>>156788
>that doesnt work
how? just drink the liquid straight down then
Replies: >>156795
>>156790
i just like whoever did the world building
>>156791

The clouds listen to me and do whatever I tell them to do tbh
>>156792
>>156787

https://files.catbox.moe/gl65u0.jpg
Replies: >>156797 >>156798
>>156698
2 catchanners get pulled over, cop approaches the car and says "we're looking for a couple of child molesters"
the catchanners look at each other and say to the cop "we'll do it"
>>156795
see it works
>>156795
You nailed him
hell brandon probably has plastic over his teeeth when hes not eating like old people with their furniture
>So why do I hate Hot Rodent Summer? Because when people talk about “hot rodent boyfriends” or “sexy rat men” a non-zero amount of the people they’re talking about are Jews. And I need it to stop.
>Unfortunately, as the latter example illustrates, I see “Hot Rodent Summer” as a part of a larger trend where people online are judging appearances, of celebrities and themselves, in a way that has white supremacist undertones. In the case of “Hot Rodent Summer,” most of the other “hot rodent boyfriends” are men who come from a non-WASP background. 
>Think before you talk about the way someone looks. Educate yourself on the history of white supremacy and racism and how they operate.

>And dear God, stop calling Jews hot rodents.
Replies: >>156917
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/y2kdwlu.mp4
cute girl
>>156801
you posted an adult woman
Replies: >>156804
>>156801
👎
Replies: >>156804
>>156802
yes 
>>156803
whats ur problem with her
Replies: >>156805
>>156804
adult women aren't cute
pedos be like 
>would not fuck this 9/10 girl because shes over the age of 10
Replies: >>156807
>>156806
pedos are so based
Replies: >>156808
>>156807
they are fags tbh
Replies: >>156811
>>156801
Cute whore.
>President Biden's White House is reportedly considering preemptive pardons for Dr. Anthony Fauci, Sen.-elect Adam Schiff, D-Calif., and former Rep. Liz Cheney, R-Wyo. 
Why would Fauci need a pre-emptive pardon"???
Replies: >>156812 >>156817
>>156808
they are super straight
>>156810
how the fuck does that work
Replies: >>156814
>>156801
what a sad bitch, even shitty motel rooms put more effort into their rooms
>>156812
I don't fucking know, I have no idea how you can pre-emptively blanket pardon someone for totally unspecified crimes? Does he get blanket immunity for anything during some specific time period?
>Fauci, the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), is under renewed scrutiny this week in light of the over 500-page final report dropped by the House subcommittee that has been investigating government response to the COVID-19 pandemic. The report – which found that COVID-19 most likely emerged from a laboratory in Wuhan, China – supported how Fauci "played a critical role in disparaging the lab-leak theory" among top scientific circles early in 2020 and later to the public. His congressional testimony to Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., the report states, misled the public regarding National Institute of Health (NIH) funding of gain-of-function research at coronavirus labs. 
>It goes on to cite how Fauci testified that the six-foot social distancing rule imposed on Americans "sort of just appeared" and did not support quality scientific standards, when he was grilled on what studies he and the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) had reviewed before announcing the policy. He also gave similarly vague testimony when asked what science supported K-12 public school mask mandates. 
Literally all that's stated
Replies: >>156815 >>156827
braNOW

>>156814
yea there isnt any way of doing that without putting him above the law forever, he would have to give him blanket immunity to prevent them from going after him at all? cause they would just use something else
>>156801
at what point does she drop her panties
Replies: >>156818 >>156819
>>156810
lol
>>156816
shes too pure to show her vagina
>>156816
reminded me how weird those streams are she must sit in the same position for like 2 hours
like how i talk to brandon all day long i guess some people talk to whores on chaturbate all day long
every one needs someone to talk to
Replies: >>156822
Ruu, slap your dick on the screen  on this! 

https://pixeldrain.com/u/MjwmGDLp
>>156820
Glad we have Brandon so we don't have to stoop to this
Replies: >>156823
>>156822
could we go half way and move catchan to a chaturbate show? maybe brandon could be the host and he would rotate in and out various cam girls to interview 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZigAbBBzFg
Replies: >>156824
>>156823
I'd run a cam site, sounds good to me.
Replies: >>156825 >>156826
>>156824
adding live cams to catchan.top
>>156824
your No.1 dancer, Koomie!
>>156814
They know someone wants to go after him so they are just giving the warning of "lolno" and that's the end of ot?
Replies: >>156829
hahaha
>>156827
no we run the country like a little kids game so whoevers in charge gets to make up the rules
and thats the jews hehehe
bitcoin dropping harder than the dead hooker brandon tossed over tthe bridge last night damn
Replies: >>156833
heard my fucking cpu dying from all the sell orders
>>156831
lol lots of liquidations. Dropped below 93k then shot back up.
Replies: >>156834
>>156833
Glad I sold tbh
Replies: >>156837
Dogecoin still holding at 0.43 while Bitcoin falls 🐀.
Replies: >>156836
>>156835
There is no ratdog emoticon so there is a rat.
>>156834
It will stay in the 90s or low 100s until next month I think, then maybe drop to 80s, then spike to 120k, then slowly back down to 60k. Just a guess, but if true then it was all calculated.
Replies: >>156838
>>156837
ChatGPT told me this was going to happen.
The average response time for a 911 call is 10 minutes. The response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
Replies: >>156842
>>156840
Wow
Replies: >>156851
>>156839
https://files.catbox.moe/tjfi2v.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/jullli.gif
>>156843

https://files.catbox.moe/p83i15.mp4
>>156843

https://files.catbox.moe/yd840c.mp4
Replies: >>156850
>>156843
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH7tlyvnKLQ
Replies: >>156855
>>156843
>jullli
>>156845
https://files.catbox.moe/uvysl0.webm
>>156841
lol confirmed?
Replies: >>156853
>>156850
thrilling
>>156851
>confirmed?
It must be.
brandon respond
Replies: >>156864
>>156848

Lol
>>156850

What the heck was that?
Replies: >>156858 >>156859
>>156856
They're CIA
Replies: >>156862
>>156856
chinese spy
>>156850
I'd watch this show.
>>156850
Who is braces girl?
Replies: >>156866
>>156858

I thought maybe it was from a movie, or something
Actually...I was really hoping it was from a movie, so that I could watch it tbh
Replies: >>156863
>>156862
It's an Ellen show sketch.
Replies: >>156867
>>156854
response

I am in super low power mode today and heading back to bed soon
Replies: >>156869
another day without a petty slapfight. Terrible
Replies: >>156868
>>156861
Lily Mo Sheen, hag now
>>156863

I knew it was the Ellen show...just thought it might have been a film trailer she was showing from a movie featuring one of her guests, or something
>>156865
what do you want to fight about fam
Replies: >>156872
>>156864
pizza almost done altohugh the mexican taco cheese blend is like a 5/10 for pizza cheese
Replies: >>156870
ruh roh
>The nascent Sanhedrin in Jerusalem has made an official ruling, calling on Jews outside of Israel to come home.
>“We are the beis din (rabbinic court) of Yerushalayim (Jerusalem), and we have poskened (officially ruled) that all Jews around the world have an obligation and chiyuv (religious requirement) right now to do whatever is in your power, to come to Eretz Yisrael (the land of Israel), and that is the mitzvah of Torah (Biblical requirement). And that is the mitzvah of today, especially because of what’s happening around the world and the dangers that all the Jews are in around the world. It’s necessary now more than ever to come to Eretz Yisrael, and we as a beis din have poskened that all the Jews have to come as soon as they can back to eretz Yisrael.”

>While many Jews do not recognize the authority of this current Sanhedrin, it is, in fact, expressly forbidden by Torah law for Jews to accept the authority of a system of law or a legal body that is not based in the Torah.
https://israel365news.com/398162/sanhedrin-announces-ruling-all-jews-worldwide-must-come-home-to-israel-immediately/

>>156869
can't say I ever had a taco cheese pizza
Replies: >>156871 >>156881
>>156870
>can't say I ever had a taco cheese pizza
monetary jack queso and something else its ok
Replies: >>156874
>>156868
is it too much to ask to expect waking up to a 100+ post back and forth slap fight between brandon and james everytime
>>156872
yea u gotta be a not shit poster
Replies: >>156875
>>156871
monterey jack is good
taco bell used to sell pepper jack quesadillas yeaaaaars ago I miss them
>>156873
I would have just been silently watching if they were fighting. Blame brandon and james for me posting
Replies: >>156877
>>156872
my dick gets sore from slapping his face with it so much, need a break now and then
>>156875
yea cuck thats what i thought
>>156872
James has received too many btfos this week, he deserves a break
joel banks
>>156870
What are they plotting?
Replies: >>156882
>>156881
apparently I didn't read far enough into it (brain fog low power mode)
>Wander explained that the Sanhedrin makes this announcement every year, but this year, it is of special significance and is garnering more attention than in the past. 
lol
>“My concern is that with the Trump victory, many Jews that are in North America, the majority of Jews, perhaps in the world, are feeling safer,” Wander said. “They are a lot more comfortable with not coming to Israel. I always said that Kamala Harris was the Aliyah candidate. Antisemitism has exploded in recent years, and the Biden administration has done nothing to stop this rising tide. Open antisemitism is accepted in the Democratic party.”
Replies: >>156883
>>156882
>Come to Israel before you get too content with not coming to Israel!
Replies: >>156884
>>156883
lel
Good opportunity to nuke them
Replies: >>156886
>>156885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
>>156886
so does that mean it's happening?
Replies: >>156889
>>156886
Meh their nuke arsenal is relatively puny
Replies: >>156889
>Israel refuses to confirm or deny it has nuclear weapons or to describe how it would use them, a policy of deliberate ambiguity known as "nuclear ambiguity" or "nuclear opacity." 
reminder JFK thought they stole nuclear tech and materials from us and wanted inspections of their weapons facilities in 1963

>>156887
nothing ever really happens that anyone cares about

>>156888
maybe, maybe not
we have a huge arsenal and we're basically a hand puppet of theirs, so
Replies: >>156891
>>156886
Nuke their nukes first, problem?
Replies: >>156900
>>156889
>we have a huge arsenal and we're basically a hand puppet of theirs
Tbh, but I don't think this has anything to do with their nukes
Replies: >>156900
You can just not take the AIPAC money and not read the Scofield bible
Replies: >>156894 >>156900
ISRAEL WON
>>156892
Mabye g*yim deserve it
Just nuke me   tbh...I'm sick of this timeline tbqh
>>156895
>The hypersonic missile was a message to Washington, Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov has said 

>Asked whether the US and Russia are at war, Lavrov said that it’s an undeclared, “hybrid war” at the moment and Moscow is letting Washington know that it should not escalate.

>Since an actual war with the US “would take a nuclear character,” the veteran diplomat explained, “we would certainly like to avoid any misunderstanding. And since some people in Washington and some people in London, in Brussels, seem to be not very capable [of understanding], we will send additional messages if they don’t draw necessary conclusions.”
Replies: >>156903
>>156895
i support nuking nyc
Replies: >>156899
>>156895
don't be sad roo
>>156897
It's at the top of the strike list for Russia, tbh tbh.
>>156890
🤔

>During his 2006 confirmation hearings before the United States Senate regarding his appointment as George W. Bush's Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates admitted that Israel had nuclear weapons,[7] and two years later, in 2008, former US president Jimmy Carter stated the number of nuclear weapons held by Israel to be "150 or more".[8]
>>156891
>JFK thought they stole nuclear tech and materials from us and wanted inspections of their weapons facilities in 1963
if they got them from us in the first place, I don't see how getting more from us would be a hurdle, especially after trepanating a president

>>156892
I mean, you can, the issue is not doing that and then getting elected or promoted ot any seat of remote actual "power" here
Replies: >>156904 >>156907
>>156895
whats amatter frenn?
https://www.brandon.gov
Replies: >>156905
>>156896
>it’s an undeclared, “hybrid war” at the moment 
just say cold war again, jesus, it's effectively like it was in the 80's
Replies: >>156908
>>156900
>I mean, you can, the issue is not doing that and then getting elected or promoted ot any seat of remote actual "power" here
Yeah but that's mostly because of the other corrupt/cucked goyim
Replies: >>156906
>>156895
>I'm sick of this timeline tbqh
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
it's amusing in a very black comedy kind of way but it really doesn't have a whole lot of "positive future outlooks" going on, unless you're drinking one flavor of kool aid or other

>>156902
I knew what was going to happen but I was still hopeful
Replies: >>156912
>>156904
which came first, the goyim or the jew
only yahweh knows for sure
>>156900
> got them from us in the first place

It wasn't voluntary...the USA did not give  the nukes to them--
There was a spy...it was espionage...the spy's actual name has come out since then and he had fled to Israel
Can't remember his name at the moment, but I'm almost certain that he was one of the people who Trump pardoned
>>156903
>>156907
>the spy's actual name
Brandon Roberto Kelley
Replies: >>156909 >>156913
>>156908

The Irish Jew?
Replies: >>156917
>>156907
going to say it was when the Rosenberg shit happened that gave Russia nukes they otherwise might not have developed on their own, who knows https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_and_Ethel_Rosenberg
Replies: >>156916
More goyim stupidity

https://x.com/davincentjames/status/1864821196119740418
Replies: >>156914 >>156918
>>156905
Cherry is the best flavour, life's great.
>>156908
he cant keep getting away with it
>>156911
Classic.
Replies: >>156915
>>156914
Is Putlets mother a kike?
>>156910

Nah...it was some other American Jew guy, who worked for the U.S. Government and had a high security clearance...plus he did his spying for Israel in the late 1950's, after the Rosenbergs
Wish I could think of his name
>>156909
lel >>156800
> In the case of “Hot Rodent Summer,” most of the other “hot rodent boyfriends” are nonwhite men. Barry Keoghan is Irish, and Matty Healy also has Irish heritage. Jeremy Allen White has Ukrainian ancestry.
>>156911
I've seen this org and questioned to someone what the fuck kids needed cars for, had no idea it was a jewish org but should have guessed, I guess
Replies: >>156920
it was some flyer or something asking for old car donations
Replies: >>156921
>>156918
>seen this org
heard*
>>156919
ah come on brandon get a fuckin radio
Replies: >>156923
1877 cars for kids donate your car today
never realized it was a k thats a fucking retarded jingle
>>156921
I have a couple I just never use them, lol
specifically to avoid commercials becoming earworms

hell is some full family sitting arojund referencing commercials and breaking out into spontaneous group jingle recitation
Replies: >>156925 >>156927
oh its a branding thing they own the c
>>156923
I see fucking Sandra Bullock singing the jolly green giant shit every time I think of it
>>156907
certainly not covert and parasitic in nature
truly the good guys and the victims in all this
why wont the goyim just leave them alone?
>>156923
>hell is some full family sitting arojund referencing commercials and breaking out into spontaneous group jingle recitation
i cant stand video ads luckily i dont get them
Replies: >>156929
audio ads are annoying but at least theyre short and they never do that "skip now" bullshit
Replies: >>156929
>>156927
>>156928
>good things from the garden
<garden
>garden in the valley
<valley
Replies: >>156930
>>156929
olive garden runs ads?
Replies: >>156933
always mute the tab when an ad plays they turn you into an npc if you listen to them
Replies: >>156934
thought it was one of those coasting microwave restaurants like apple bees
>>156930
I can't find the specific one but everyone should watch this movie, underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HXBmgMHcBA
>>156931
>always mute the tab when an ad plays they turn you into an npc if you listen to them
i only have to listen to ads in real life
i sincerely hope all my pedopals use an adblocker of their choosing
Replies: >>156936 >>156941
>>156935
britfag clicks every jailbait ad he gets served
advertisers HATE HIM for increasing their expenses by 500%
>olive garden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBG9NtmhO_8

I don't particularly like this, way too much cream and cheese. I mean I'd eat it but you probably need a nap after that
>>156938
Roo probably hates this
Replies: >>156955
>>156935
I have no adblock because I think if Zuck gets my ad revenue he won't ban me from Instagram.
Replies: >>156943
>>156938
she looks like a fucking rat thats for sure
Replies: >>156945
>>156941
just instapedocoomer things
>>156942
>fat ass
>old adidas sweat pants
I need to re-watch this, haven't seen it since the 90's probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrWcEGDXOUg
Seeing fat women eat really triggers me
Replies: >>156950
>>156938
been forever since ive gone but it looks better than i remember
if i had a reason to go it be on my list for mid places
Brandon O'Kelley
Replies: >>156952
>>156947
cope incel women like food
Replies: >>156951
>>156950
Yes I can tell
>>156949
I get curious sometimes what my surname actually should be, then I stop caring again
ultimately it's irrelevant, I look white enough
Replies: >>156953
>>156952
i think my only last name is one of the most common irish surnames or something
other last name*
>>156938
>>156939

Olive Garden a shit tbh...shitty mass-produced "Italian" food for white trash plebs
Replies: >>156956 >>156957
>>156955
>mass produced
yes were talking about mass produced food roos ktichen is like a gooners desk i dont care
>>156955
raycis https://pomf2.lain.la/f/0w4dedlh.png
Replies: >>156960 >>156961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIh31q-3dPM

She's wearing those sweatpants in every video I actually want to kill her
trash of all races loves all of garden
Replies: >>156960
>>156957
>>156959
> trash of all races

Fair enough
>>156957
>dressing up for olive garden
lmao
based
hi silvia
Replies: >>156964
>>156963
hi
I don't really like olives.
>>156940
it's not ruined
pink and green go well together
>>156965
pleb taste
Replies: >>156977
>>156965
I don't think all of garden even has any
Replies: >>156970
>>156965
you disappoint med bros
>>156968
>olive garden
>look inside
>it's cheese and cream
Manzanilla olives are best olives tbh--
https://files.catbox.moe/dhm193.png
>>156965
its not a place for olives it probably uses canola oil even
Replies: >>156976
yea they actually dont use olive oil apparently
>>156973
too expensive
>>156973

Now, that,  is legit funny
>>156972 >>156973
Why would they name it like that then?
>>156967
I don't mind if it's made with something or just oil, but plain olives isn't great.
>>156976
>Why would they name it like that then?
sounds pretty good for italian apple bees
>>156976
stereotypical italians have olive skin
>>156976

Because...like I said before...it's a fake and gay "Italian" restaurant chain
Replies: >>156981
>>156980
cope they sent 10 chefs to italy
https://files.catbox.moe/crtyja.JPG
Replies: >>156983
>>156982
white princess
Saying that Olive Garden is real Italian food, is like saying that Taco Bell is genuine Mexican food lol
Replies: >>156985 >>156987
>>156984
nobody thinks its authentic retard
Replies: >>156986 >>156988
>>156985
i do
>>156984
tbh, I'd pick taco bell over any authentic mexican place any day
but I'm the kind of murican who loves strawberry flavor but dislikes it in the form of actual strawberries
Replies: >>156989 >>156990
>>156985

You'd be surprised...never underestimate how dumb the unwashed masses of my American countryment are lol
Replies: >>156991
>>156987
 
lol
>>156987
you're slopmaxed
Replies: >>156991
>>156988
this even though I sadly can not locate the meme of the blacks getting pissy about the caucasian restaurant

>>156990
absolutely, I hate cooking, I just want the concentrated essence of flavors, not too concerned about it not coming in the form of the "natural" base
dude i love moes
Replies: >>156993
>>156992
stfu
>>156993
lol
>>156993
why
>>156993
very rude
Replies: >>156997 >>157002
>>156996
simp
>>156997
guess what
>>156997
No, I'm not.
000
Replies: >>157001
>>157000
what a greedy bastard
>>156993
Based.
>>156996
Cringe.
Replies: >>157004
>>156997
>>157002
guess what
Nade lost.
Replies: >>157008
simping for mascot is kinda pathetic
aw dont lump me into your gay forced someone lost posts
>>157005
>>156993
>waiting all day for her to post
lol sad.
>>157009
lmao
massclot
Replies: >>157015 >>157016
>>157009
the maori is mascot biggest simp after all
Replies: >>157018 >>157020
https://x.com/jiggadrin_/status/1864439910607843782

🤣
Replies: >>157015
>>157012
whats that
>>157014
nice try officer
>>157012
based

>>157009
nah I just got on
>>157009
nice simp post btw
Replies: >>157019
>>157013
how? I btfo'd her
Replies: >>157023
>>157017
hey now thats the boss round these parts
>>157013
Seems that way.
I exposed mascot as a fraud now nobody with standards would simp for her
>>157011
>cooking everyday is a chore
I can't imagine doing it like some people who enjoy it do it, 3 meals a day with like a dozen dishes/pans/shit dirtied for each one
I have an ignorance is bliss thing, if it's packaged right and idk anything about the place it was made, idc
I can't eat anywhere I've worked though, and that leaves taco bell, lol
Replies: >>157044 >>157073
>>157018
Playground flirting, children do it all the time.
Replies: >>157025
btfoing someone is a way to show affection
Replies: >>157027
>>157023
>El Simpador
https://files.catbox.moe/f7zkzi.jpg
>>157024
jole and brandon sitting in a tree
Replies: >>157029
>>157026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

he gonna buy her some clothes
>>157027
b-t-f-o-i-n-g
Replies: >>157031
>>157026
I only simp for white girls^^
Replies: >>157033
>>157029
ha nice
Replies: >>157032
>>157031
first comes memes, then comes marriage
life of childe 2 will be a miscarriage
>>157030
Mascot could use an electric toothbrush, she only has foraged bamboo sticks
>>157021
>>157021
>>157021
>>157021
>>157021
>>157021
>>157021
This.
She must hate you so much. 😂
>>157021
>simps
<standards
🤭
people with standards don't simp
Replies: >>157038
>>157021
guess what
Replies: >>157037
>>157036
why you keep saying that?
Replies: >>157043
>>157035
feels good not being a simp
Replies: >>157039 >>157042
>>157038
cope you are a simp
Replies: >>157041
actually i did want to post a full body shot but i dont want to show my dogs lock em up you feel me
Replies: >>157045
>>157039
proof?
Replies: >>157053
>>157038
simpin ain't, simpin ain't easy mang
>>157037
chicken butt ha ha ha 😭
>>157022
cooking tutorial (2024)
Replies: >>157050 >>157057
>>157040
can you just not fuck them long enough to take a pic
Replies: >>157047
im tired of simping for mascot, want to simp for a popular pretty girl
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/aq1e49yy.mp4
Replies: >>157049
>>157045
wait fuck who
Replies: >>157048
>>157047
retard
Replies: >>157051
>>157046
W H O R E
H
O
R
E
>>157044
cooking is easy if ur following a recipe
Replies: >>157052
>>157048
cares LMAO
>>157050
my stuff doesn't come out right
Replies: >>157054
>>157041
--> >>156683 
--> >>156993
You waited how many hours for her to post?
Replies: >>157055 >>157063
>>157052
not supposed to be exact replica just good enough to eat
Replies: >>157056
>>157053
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157054
ur a woman you cant cook
Replies: >>157059
>>157044
I can follow instructions, yes
I do not enjoy it, was the point
I don't like creating all the mess to clean up, don't like spending 30min-?hours making like one thing
Replies: >>157060 >>157062
>nz keeps looking waiting for his beloved fat asian to post
HAHAHAHA
Replies: >>157065
>>157056
i made some nice stew at my friends house and we ate it with her grandparents
>>157057
just put it in the dishwasher you dont have to clean anything
Replies: >>157061
>>157060
>t. has never gotten the shits from drinking out of a glass from the dishwasher
>>157057
true tbh
>>157053
Cope Simpia
Replies: >>157066
>>157061
what
Replies: >>157072
>>157058
😂
>>157063
el simpador
silvia already admitted he sends money to e-whores
Replies: >>157069
>>157061
Get a better dishwasher? I've never got sick from mine and I don't wash anything, I just put it right in.
Replies: >>157072 >>157076
>>157067
he defends mascot every time I'm btfoing her then tries to call me a simp 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆
dude im p sure if you ctrl f more than half of the posts that contain mascot would be from you
>>157061
You put the glasses in upside down.
>>157064
they rarely clean them right anyway but if it doesn't rise them thoroughly enough you're basically drinking the soap residue

>>157068
>I don't wash anything
this is kind of disingenuous tbh since if it's cleaning them correctly you're obviously not sticking it in there without even rinsing it off
Replies: >>157079
>>157022
sorry it was poorly written and made me cringe
>if it's packaged right and idk anything about the place it was made, idc
i know, but i meant it more like taste, not hygiene... only you (the cook) can ensure it tastes the best (for you)
i don't really give a shit about healthy food or healthy eating, to be honest
if you're doing a burger for example you can put as many slices of cheese as you want, i for one like to put almost as much cheese as meat in it, loads... stuff like that you can't have at a burger joint, even a premium one
but i get it, even with that some people just won't want to bother with that
you have to prep them enough to where you're basically inches shy of washing them by hand anyway
Replies: >>157109
Personally I have never seen Nzie simp for her.
>>157068
dishwasher powder/liquid is toxic
Replies: >>157079
>>157075
i have
>>157075
I only simp for cute girls like vlada
>>157072
I never rinse anything. I scrape anything extra into garbage and put into dishwasher as-is. Only if something was burned I need to put it through a second run, but 99% of the time everything is spotless on first pass. 
>>157076
I don't drink the dish soap.
Replies: >>157084
>>157075
he likes to "btfo" her, which, as silvia said, is also a way to flirt.
Replies: >>157083
>>157026
i'm proud to have coined that term it really suits him well ;)
Replies: >>157088
its not that much of a hassle to wash dishes but i can get behind not wanting to clean them
for me its the gross watery food slop left behind
>>157080
I btfo everyone
Replies: >>157085
>>157079
>I never rinse anything. I scrape anything extra into garbage and put into dishwasher as-is. 
you must have some kind of industrial dishwasher then and not a domestic model, lol
>>157083
you seem to focus you btfos more on her
Replies: >>157087
I've never seen a domestic model here able to do that
>>157085
she needs to fuck off, this is supposed to be a boys club
>>157081
Nice, I invented Silvie
Replies: >>157089
>>157088
lol
>>157087
lmfao
this dude gay
el simpador gonna buy clothes for mascot but they won't fit her because she lies about her size 😆😆😆😆
Replies: >>157098
>>157087
yeah, tbh
Why would a girl hang around here?
Replies: >>157111
donald trump: olive garden is one of my favorite restaurants
>>157061
you're supposed to clean the dishwater filter after a few washes
Replies: >>157100 >>157103
>>157087
>this is supposed to be a boys club
why do the orbiters always try so hard to look like non-simps when they know we can see right through all of it
>>157093
im 152-153cm and i wear s top and m bottom but i might be a l cause my ass is fat
Replies: >>157138
>>157087
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ij61e7po.jpg
>>157096
>you're supposed to clean the dishwater filter after a few washes
i cant get any parts to come off this rentals dishwasher by hand so it better not need to be cleaned
so who is gonna buy my shein cart now
Replies: >>157104
i just run it hot with one of those cleaner things
>>157096
why not just clean the dishes by hand if you're making 10x less of them
Replies: >>157105
>>157101
What cart?
Replies: >>157107
>>157103
>why not just clean the dishes by hand if you're making 10x less of them
scraping off the filter takes a couple minutes and you have to do it depending on how much food you leave on, so it can be less than monthly
New Zealand

https://files.catbox.moe/u92r37.mp4
>>157104
mass produced chinese clothes
i do handwash my glasses exclusively tho cause im really anal them
>>157074
this is true they don't wash everything off, but they're still better as they wash at a high temperature
>>157106
i like when the bald guy stick his tongue out 👅
>>157094
attention

why a fat asian adult female gets attention on a pedo board is the real question

>>157106
😆
>>157106
i thought she was getting ready to be tazed
mascot is starting to get annoying she jsut posts retarded nonsense and is fake
>>157106
mascot in the back
>>157113
>starting to 
...
>>157113
>mascot is starting to get annoying she jsut posts retarded nonsense and is fake
dont worry when she hits the wall shes gonna have to learn how to fold clothes
>>157113
>jsut posts retarded nonsense and is fake
<several people here disliked this
including jole
Replies: >>157120
>>157116
no women under 40 can do housework or cook
Replies: >>157122
>>157116
she already hit it
>>157117
nothing on these places is real i thought that was the entire point
drug addict neets who havent worked in 15 years can larp as non hikkis
Replies: >>157123
>>157087
true, you can see how she disrupts the peace
>>157118
>no women under 40 can do housework or cook
housework and cooking is so easy that anyone can do it for a $7.25 job
Replies: >>157132
>>157120
>drug addict neets who havent worked in 15 years can larp as non hikkis
so that's what the amazog thing is about

tbh it's pretty sad to have to pretend to be middle management
Replies: >>157127
its a boys club *whips my willy out*
Replies: >>157129
mascot can you get some of your gfs on here
Replies: >>157128 >>157140
>>157116
>when she hits the wall
LMAO!
She already did! LOOOOOOOL
Replies: >>157131
>>157123
>tbh it's pretty sad to have to pretend to be middle management
i always assumed they just pretend to magically have money without ever working like brandon
Replies: >>157142
>>157125
wtf im not a lesbian
>>157124
just keep the naenae in your pants pls
Replies: >>157130
>>157129
lol
>>157126
>She already did! LOOOOOOOL
i cant tell half of /cat/ is obsessed with her
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>>157122
Saw an advertisement to McDonalds for 14 dollars, sounds like a big improvement.
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What if mascot turns out to have a dick? will it be okay for her to be here?
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>>157132
i think some franchises still pay $7.25
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>>157132
oh yeah my job is $12/hr but also its like 14yo child labor
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>>157133
its under my fagina
>>157135
FUCK YOU
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>>157098
>my ass is fat
proofs?
provide content proofs and your presence shall be tolerated
Replies: >>157156
>>157134
Nevermind, that was the ages not the payment. 
https://catchan.top/file/d8a787a95165bf2f60d4d78208f8d919e288090c9db2602efbf3fd40405da9aa.jpg
>>157125
she doesn't have any cute friends

>>157131
stop projecting you are the one simping for her in group chats on discord 🤣
>>157137
woah buddy whats the deal
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>>157127
it's not magic it's called [REDACTED]
>>157140
yo wtf that is just a flat out lie
Replies: >>157149
>>157140
one of her cousins is cute
>>157139
Theyre pedofiles
Replies: >>157164
rodent is autistic he doesnt like girls
>>157139
LOL
>>157140
>stop projecting you are the one simping for her in group chats on discord 🤣
nz has more dms to mascot on discord than me im pretty sure
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>>157143
tbh maybe it was the other guy with exact same name

he is still a simp for being in there though
Replies: >>157152
she got kicked out though i think it was something to do with zain
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>>157139
walled
>>157149
oh that dude is fucking a tranny rn
>>157139
stop doxing my lawn
>>157141
your "low paying shitty job" pays waaaaaaaaaaay more than my job in my 3rd world shithole
I should kill you
>>157150
they think i got him  banned lol
>>157138
Yeah if you want someone to buy clothes, how else are you going to get it...? 🤔
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>>157154
you can come live in my basement idk
>>157156
this is manipulation and GROOMING
>>157148
why are you dming a child?
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>>157154
and proportionately your rent is probably far cheaper (and shittier)
you need like a $20 an hour job here to realistically make rent and bills and car and all that shit here
>>157154
where do you live
>>157159
bro why are you
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>>157162
to btfo you
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>>157145
How do I get a McDonalds franchise and fill it with hot 14 year olds?
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>>157163
had 2 block this dude he was btfoing me too hard
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>>157165
unironically
>>157159
i checked the last time i did it was to tell her to kill herslef
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>>157167
ok this is based
>>157164
>russian oligarch
pretty easily, talk to your local rabbi, he can hook you up
(texting me at school and begging for my attention)
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