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Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Tenderize niggers with a mallet. Ionise niggers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate niggers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify niggers in a black hole. Curse niggers with the necronomicon. Trap niggers in purgatory. Bang a niggers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw niggers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry niggers in the vacuum of space. Fry niggers with power lines. Feed niggers ricin. Kneecap a nigger with a twelve gauge. Re enslave niggers. Sell niggers organs on the black market. Run niggers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw niggers into the grand canyon. Burn niggers with jet engine exhaust. Beat niggers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a niggers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice niggers to the sun god. Drop niggers out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed niggers to sharks. Load a nigger into a cannon and shoot the nigger at a concrete wall. Keel Haul niggers under a galleon. Disembowel niggers with a bayonet. Strap a nigger to a cruise missile and launch it at a nigger neighborhood. Drop niggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter niggers. Lure niggers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a nigger to learn calculus, then kill the nigger anyway. Atomize niggers with a powerfist. Throw niggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke niggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at niggers from 40-story buildings. Throw niggers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze niggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie niggers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot niggers with syringe guns. Defecate on nigger food stamps. Make niggers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire niggers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on niggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer.

Irradiate niggers with depleted uranium. Launch a nigger with a trebuchet. Send a nigger exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a nigger as a crash test dummy. Tie niggers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a nigger. Trample niggers. Bury niggers alive. Play bowling with niggers heads as pins. Grate niggers with a cheese grater. Get niggers stuck in an elevator. Spray a niggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a nigger directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a niggers parachute. Sabotage a niggers bungee. Trap a nigger under ice. Force a nigger to work and support a family of 5. Force niggers into gladiatorial combat. Send niggers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a niggers room. Put niggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a niggers organs. Waterboard niggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay niggers. Tie niggers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their kool-aid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on niggers. Gibbet niggers. Tie a lightning rod to a niggers head during a storm. Lure niggers into suicide pods. Bury niggers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending niggers to it. Stir niggers into cement. Squeeze niggers through a chain link fence. Hack niggers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a nigger. Microwave a niggers head. Suck a nigger into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a niggers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby nigger in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash niggers black skin. Play games with niggers jigsaw style. Trim a niggers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a nigger to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a nigger in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a niggers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a nigger and serve nigga patties to other niggers. Feed a nigger viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick.

Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a niggers dildo. Stone niggers. Tranquilize niggers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from niggers. Throw a nigger down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to niggers. Pimp-slap niggers into airplane turbines. Displace niggers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a nigger a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on niggers at maximum voltage. Give niggers sentient brain parasites. Give niggers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave niggers out for vultures. Drive a nigger into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a nigger. Strap niggers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap niggers to a judas cradle. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Deep fry niggers. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Snap a nigger's neck. Throw niggers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger.

Burn niggers to death with a flamethrower. Airstrike whole village of niggers with napalm. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death.

Gem that killed all niggers

>>99884
Shit that will happen in 2 more weeks.

It is said that the nigger had the good fortune to win a large sum of money in a betting shop. As might be expected, he immediately moved from the squalid shack where he had been living until then, buying, for an inflated price, a large mansion in the most rich part of the city. His presence was a real novelty for his then neighbors. However, it soon became a nightmare when it started to bother the locals, since the nigger was devoid of manners and good behavior and did not distinguish between the hours of rest and that of celebration. By virtue of his new richness, he did not learn, and considered any hour as suitable for celebration. 

One morning like any other, the nigger went to get the newspaper from his door, and when he came out, he noticed that his wall had been defaced. Directly on its white, well-finished surface, these words could be read: "HERE LIVES THE NIGGER." With a weak intellect but quick perception, the nigger correctly understood the inconvenience that his way of life brought to the neighborhood, and how uncomfortable his presence was to others. But as is his nature, he did not even consider any change in his behavior.
Aiming to accept the "challenge" of his opponents, he returned to the house and brought paint and a brush, writing right below the vandalism a response that was visible to the author of the original "work": "BUT HE IS RICH."

That night, the celebration was more intense and long-lasting than had already become the usual to the neighborhood. The nigger made a point of inviting every relative, friend and acquaintance to the party, it looked like as if a real slave quarters was set up in the place. There was not even room for such niggerness inside that house; The guests spread out on the street, and parked their vehicles there, opening their doors and turning on a loud sound that shook the windows of the nearby houses. Many nigresses, dressed in absolute vulgarity, danced in the street in an obscene manner, and several niglets and niglet girls could be seen in the midst of the hot vulgarity, some imitating the vulgar dances of the adults, others urinating on the walls of the nearby houses, others stealing drinks from the improvised tables. The uproar continued until dawn, when the niggers began to enter their cars and make their way back to their slums. Some had fainted and many laid there on the asphalt in an alcoholic stupor, some even naked. There was a large amount of garbage scattered all over the street; many empty cans and glasses were thrown into the neighbors' yards. The nigger spent the entire day at home, not only to recover from the revelry that had just happened, but to take care of the many guests who were still at his house. It was already late when the last of his guests recovered and said goodbye, thanking him for his hospitality and promising to return for the next celebration.

The nigger preferred to have a quick meal, take a bath and go to bed, leaving any worries for the next day. At dawn, the nigger was awakened by loud and insistent knocking on his door. Answering the urgent call, he found himself faced with an irritable and well-dressed man who handed him some mail and briefly warned him that a large debt, which was no longer being paid, was approaching its due date and that the consequences of not paying would be serious. The nigger did not understand exactly what he had done, and after saying goodbye to the agent, he shouted at his wife to prepare lunch for the day. However, he would not be able to enjoy it, because throughout the day, several other debt collectors knocked on his door, and the letters notifying him of his unpaid bills soon formed a pile on his desk. At one point, when he met another agent, who was demanding payment for the renovation of his swimming pool - which had been doubled in size - the nigger noticed that his wall had been vandalized again, and right below the message he had left, there was a new one, which said: "BUT HE IS A NIGGER"

Today, the mansion is in a state of complete ruin. The nigger has not been seen since that day. Some say he returned to his ld shack; others say he ran north to escape his debt collectors; still others say he was killed and buried in his own backyard. The bank found no buyer for the property and abandoned it to the elements. The grass is tall and home to pests; more than once it has caught fire, requiring the attention of the local fire brigade. The few remaining windows are broken or stained. The roof collapsed after heavy rain; half of it is in the form of rubble scattered across the floor, which in turn is cracked and eroded, and is frequently flooded. The walls, once finely painted in a vivid and gleaming white, are stained and peeling, battered by wind, rain and dust. Next to the door - made of rotten and worm-eaten wood - you can still read a curious graffiti, which appears to be the only sign of habitation left by the previous owners. "THE NIGGER IS RICH, BUT HE IS A NIGGER."