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>>184013
>>184030
Rin would have been the guy still shooting at the WW1 christmas truce.
Replies: >>184039
DEATH TO ALL NIGGERS
DEATH TO ALL SHITSKINS
>>184037
Speaking of christmas truce will we see Brandon and Jole truce just this one day?
EUROPE IS A LAND ONLY WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD WALK UPON
KILL ALL SHITSKINS
KILL ALL NIGGERS

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL EUROPEANS <3
People know I'm right tbh.
I want to see Karma and MC truce this christmas.
Replies: >>184222
Filtered Rin for being unjolly btw.
Replies: >>184045 >>184046
>>184044
I am jolly :3
>>184044
Same tbh
Hey, Rin, man, what do you think about this: >>183111 ?
Replies: >>184048
>>184047
Jews.
Jews should all die horribly. 

Disgusting jews.
Jews can't find me or get me
And I'll bring them down
Replies: >>184052
I hate jews because they denied me cunny...
>>184050
You sure will champ.
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>>184052
I mean I'm rich without jews and have no social presence. 

They can't do fuck all to me.
Rin is jack as fuck. He would probably kill a jew with just a punch.
>>184054
>jacked
If you hide yourself from all jewish presence they can't cancel you.
>>184054
He is a pretty cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything.
how did rin go from being kawaii cross dressing white twink to a brick shit house brute to make cake blush?
Replies: >>184059 >>184060
>>184058
Swallowing lots of t and cum from stronger men than him.
>>184058
Cake is way bigger than me.
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>>184060
Rin 8==D
Cake 8===D
Replies: >>184063
Cake put a lot of effort into how he looked and even tried a lot to get other anons to lift, I miss Cake a lot tbh he was a goodun.
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>>184061
that red is herpes
>>184062
nzie chased him off with excessive bants
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>>184064
Newfaggot, no he didn't.
Replies: >>184066
>>184065
oh yeah?
I remember the day Cake left and it wasn't nz, newcunt, kill yourself
https://files.catbox.moe/udcb9z.mp4
Replies: >>184105
i didnt say only because of nzie you illiterate fuck
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>>184069
well state that then you dumb nigger
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>>184070
nah how about you get better reading comprehension
Replies: >>184074
>>184070
you did the same shit with lint the other day
you stupid brit
>>184071
I read perfectly faggot, not my fault you're crying
Replies: >>184075
>>184074
you dont tho
cry harder faggot, you weren't even there lol
Replies: >>184078
wouldn't be saying all this now if you did
>>184076
been on catchan since LF cope
Replies: >>184080 >>184106
I was literally there when he left, you weren't, you're just saying random shit
>>184078
I Was on LF you fucking nigger
Replies: >>184081
>>184080
so stfu then we both were
Replies: >>184082
I Was on MG, LF, CG
>>184081
well then stop dick measuring you dumb faggot and shut the fuck up
Replies: >>184084
Vaush is always saying tranny surgeries helps the tranny not commit suicide but studies actually show that trannies who have the surgery are much more likely to commit suicide that trannies who don't have the surgery
Replies: >>184100
>>184082
>stop dick measuring
>proceeds to dick measure
poop
in stead of picture-perfecting me as your argument, why not just fuck off?
where's mc?
I dare you to leave my name out of your faggot argument
Replies: >>184089
>>184088
you drunken retard
Replies: >>184090
>>184089
LOL see you can't do it!
Leave me alone faggot, stop mentioning me
didnt say your name
you were cooler back then
Guys, it's christmas, come on... let's not fight today
Replies: >>184096
ilovecunny lost
Replies: >>184097
>>184094
I came literally talking normally and this little Maisiecunt nigger started an argument. 

Not my fault.
>>184095
FUCK YOU
I'll ignore him now. It's Christmas.
>>183994
15 is good too!
Replies: >>184101
>>184083
studies show
>>184099
>15 is good too!
the only thing a 15 year-old is good for is getting me and my wife spiked huggies from the fridge
Replies: >>184108
got some courage and made a lasagna for Xmas eve dinner
https://litter.catbox.moe/f7hyul.jpg
rate
it has 1kg of cheese
merry Christmas to all
>>184008
lol
>>184102
looks good nice
Replies: >>184112
>>184068
Bet kids tease her about the braces.
>>184078
LF?
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>>184106
Oh, nevermind.
>>184101
A toddler can do that though.
Replies: >>184109
>>184108
true but toddlers belong on ajs cock
>>184102
Looks good to me, cooking for others too?
Replies: >>184112
i should get a personal sized pan so i can make stuff liek that
>>184104
>>184110
ty
>cooking for others
for two
>>184102
Looks delicious.
>>184102
Nice.
I want to send threats to amberlynn reid
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>>184115
who?
Replies: >>184117 >>184119
>>184116
amberlynn reid
Replies: >>184118 >>184119
>>184117
Oooohhh...
>>184116
>>184117
Amberlynn Reid is a YouTuber and internet personality known for her vlogs and content related to her personal life, health journey, and weight loss struggles. She began her YouTube career in the mid-2010s and gained significant attention due to her honest and often controversial videos about her weight, dieting, and mental health. 

Amberlynn often shares details about her daily life, including her meals, relationships, and struggles with weight loss, which has garnered both support and criticism from her audience. She has been open about her challenges with obesity and has documented her attempts at various diets, workouts, and weight loss plans.

Her content has attracted a large following, but it has also sparked criticism, particularly regarding the sustainability and authenticity of her weight loss efforts. Some viewers have expressed concern about her health and eating habits, while others have criticized her for not adhering to weight loss plans.

In addition to her YouTube channel, Amberlynn has a significant presence on other social media platforms, where she engages with her fanbase and sometimes responds to online criticism.

While her journey has had ups and downs, Amberlynn remains a prominent figure in the YouTube community, particularly within the "weight loss and lifestyle" genre.
Replies: >>184122
i love cunny more like i lack consciousness
Replies: >>184123
>>184120
she doesnt lose weight though shes 500lbs now
>>184121
I don't keep track with any yt celebrity
holy shit she's FAT
Lmao
>>184102
fucking shitterbox
Replies: >>184129 >>184224
merry christmas catchan i love my lil gf
Replies: >>184290
https://youtu.be/BnmCqJWMkgs
>>184126
it hasn't even been an hour!
walmarts closed on christmas eve now wtf? their hours have been so fucked since covid. had to go to 7-11
holidays are so niggerfucked fuck this kike nation
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>>184131
wow
it's so over for paedos
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bAi40JYKU4A
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>>184133
ig
cunny
r8 my based local ai model
https://files.catbox.moe/u1ewuf.png
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>>184136
tldr
https://files.catbox.moe/csf8b2.mp4
beetlejuice
beetlejuice
beetlejuice
Replies: >>184140
>>184139
go spent time with your family
Replies: >>184141
>>184140
they are sleeping
Replies: >>184143
jole lost
>>184141
molest them in sleep
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>>184143
wtf dude no
also beetlejuice 2024 sucks
maria loses her virginity to her shota neighbor as they play for xmas
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>>184146
no she's a pure girl
she must be sleeping now
>>184146
Bait aside that's fine, kids playing with kids sexually is normal and part of growing up, I did things with lgs when I was lb and it shaped me.
Replies: >>184150 >>184292
I would rather my daughter play naturally with boys her own age rather than some pedo that will groom and molest her.
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>>184148
yeah, I did thing wih my cousin too when we were small
Rather, she would do things to me
>>184149
i wouldn't want to expose my daughter to the average joes world she can go live with the rich people
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>>184151
You would let her stay with Silvia?
Replies: >>184154
ilc got raped by his cousin
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>>184152
no
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>>184153
tbh, I did
She knew a lot for her age. I was mostly innocent and would just let her guide me on what to do
Replies: >>184156 >>184157
>>184155
I was traumatized for a while thinking I got her pregnant, lmao. We mostly just kissed. I was afraid my uncle would kill me
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>>184155
Last time you spoke to her?
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>>184156
based
ilc is larping, he will say he is "joking"
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>>184157
Shit, man... I don't know... Like more than 10 years... Maybe 15... 
She's married now. Have kids. I don't if she remember what we did
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>>184159
I'm not.
>>184160
of course she does
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>>184162
I don't know. It was so long ago. Even for me it feels like a dream. I don't even know how old we were.
Replies: >>184171
everyone enjoying christmas with their families. I'm here alone....
alooooooone
loooooooooooooooooooooooone
lone
alone
lone
alonme
alone
alone
lone
alone
alone
lone
lone
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/AfKlIEubhwg
>>184169
this boy is abused
Replies: >>184172
>>184163
She does remember but she’ll never admit it for the shame she may feel. Or regret..
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>>184170
Would
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>>184171
Or maybe she buried it deep down her mind... 

>>184172
>I'm not gay anymore
Okay.
Replies: >>184175
she's not even pretty anymore tbh idc
>>184173
You should test her memory and sneak it into a conversation. Pretend you’re drunk too so that way you can act like nothing ever happened the next time you see her.
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>>184169
Karma would play the same prank but he’d be wanking it whilst the boy takes his time realising that ain’t his pop’s arm.
>>184175
Nah, been so long I've seen her. Unlikely we will be meeting soon.
drunk and alone
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>>184178
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7nxWP9BhI7w&pp=ygUQcG9ydGlzaGVhZCByb2Fkcw%3D%3D
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>>184179
I got nobody on my side
And surely that ain't right
Surely that ain't right
And if you go, I wanna go with you
And if you die, I wanna die with you
Take your hand and walk away
I, I, I love little girls
They make me feel so good
I love little girls
They make me feel so bad
When they're around
They make me feel like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls
They make me feel so good
Thank you for supporting Communism
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>>184183
Communism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom. Embrace Democracy, or you will be eradicated. Democracy is truth. Communism is death.
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Replies: >>184295
The new beetle juice movie sucks
too much plotlines that in the end don't go nowhere
beetlejuice and his ex-wife
jenna ortega and her ghost bf
that woman from the other movie and her bf...
nothing leads to nowhere and the movie is BORING
THEY should've let the dead be dead
I wasted almost 2 hours of my life watching it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity, Romeo and Juliet
40, 000 men and women everyday, Like Romeo and Juliet
40, 000 men and women everyday, Redefine happiness
Another 40, 000 coming everyday, We can be like they are
Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't go on
Come on baby, and she had no fear
And she ran to him, then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye, she had become like they are
She had taken his hand, she had become like they are
Come on baby, don't fear the reaper
I get the same old dreams same time every night
Fall to the ground and I wake up
So I get out of bed, put on my shoes and in my head
Thoughts fly back to the breakup
SINCE YOU BEEN GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SINCE U BEEN GONE
OOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
SINCE U BEEN GONE1
OUT OF MY HEAD CAN'T TALKE IT
OOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
EVER SINCE YOU BEEEEEEEN GOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I need is a kiss from you, babe (ahhh)
Before it's hangover time
What I need is some love from you, babe (ahhh)
Before this stampede arrives
Desolate landscape
Storybook bliss
My darling, let me tell you this, it’s crazy
Hell of a memory
Is a heaven of pain
Snow is cold but so is rain please save me
Desolate landscape
Storybook bliss
My darling, let me tell you this, it’s crazy
Hell of a memory
Is a heaven of pain
Snow is cold but so is rain PLEASE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALL I NEED IS A KISS FROM YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, babe (what I need, kiss from you, babe, ahhh)
Before it's hangover time (what I need, love from you, babe)
Before this stampede arrives
Babe (what I need, Death Valley nights)
Babe, babe (what I need, Death Valley nights)
Babe (what I need), I need you (Death Valley nights)
Before I lose my mind
She's as beautiful as a foot
She's as beautiful as a foot
She heard somebody say, the other day
Didn't believe it when he bit into her face
Didn't believe it when he bit into her face
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KNOW I CAN'T SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEE
BY YOURT SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
BUUUUUUT I WOOOON'T FORGET YOUR BEAUTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY BLACK DIAMOOOONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I've been searching searching
Searching for Celine
I've been searching searching
Searching for Celine
I know where she's working
I know where she hides
I know why she's cursing
She knows why I lie
Talking 'bout your love
Talking 'bout your love
Talking 'bout your love
Do you know what I said
I'm out of my place I'm out of my mind
Totally bent in the big time
There's no place for one of my kind
Scorn behind shades I don't care anyway
Celestial the Queen
Celestial the Queen
Celestial the Queen
HAPPY CHRISTMAS BANNY BANNY
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>>184212
awwwwwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wjvaRvCnNw


Ah, se eu soubesse que algum dia a luz iria se apagar
Ah, se eu pudesse ir e voltar àquele tempo que passou
Tudo que mudou
Não vai me ofuscar
Tudo se tornou
Uma sombra pra iluminar

Quero chuva
Ir às ruas
Ver a lua no céu
Perdoar
Relembrar
Te encontrar aqui

Ah se eu tivesse algum tempo para me acostumar
Ah se eu pudesse sorrir, inventar momentos e te perdoar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sONSUu16bM
>with him
>I'm more of a boylover
PAEDOS = FAGS
https://files.catbox.moe/03bw65.MP4
>Even 'devout Christians' are appalled as OK mulls $3.3 million bid on 'Trump Bibles' for schools
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>>184217
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/u5gs6l5.mp4
drew my mom a picture for christmas life is good
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/jaxna4uw.mp4
Replies: >>184319
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/67sawuee.mp4
>>184043
t. MC
>>184054
lol
>>184126
THIS
>>184102
die you
>>184169
He cute watches football aswell, based!
https://www.newsbreak.com/buzzfeed-1592444/3673705823512-i-m-tired-that-s-for-sure-women-who-became-mothers-late-in-life-are-holding-nothing-back-about-the-experience
unfortunately my head still hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRareuXps8

 How to improve your middle splits
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>>184228
Some useful info in there
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>>184229
https://files.catbox.moe/huvl74.mp4
Replies: >>184328
Merry Christmas catchan!!!!
How will you spend your Christmas?
Me picrel: https://files.catbox.moe/z2g01t.jpg
Merry christmas catchan, dont spend it arguing with men you met online. Thats cringe
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>>184232
My christmas is already over
>>184233
Don't tell Jole what to do
>>184233
>noooo just spend your time with your heckin familerino who totally didnt fuck up your present life by how they raised you nooooo
>>184236
>>184236
most real post in a while
>>184236
Sorry brandon. I had no idea...
Countries That Usually Celebrate Christmas on December 24th

Europe:

    Austria
    Belgium
    Croatia
    Czech Republic
    Denmark
    Estonia
    Finland
    France
    Germany
    Hungary
    Iceland
    Italy
    Latvia
    Lithuania
    Luxembourg
    Malta
    Netherlands
    Norway
    Poland
    Portugal
    Slovakia
    Slovenia
    Spain
    Sweden
    Switzerland

Latin America:

    Argentina
    Chile
    Colombia
    Ecuador
    Mexico
    Paraguay
    Peru
    Venezuela
    Brazil

Caribbean:

    Puerto Rico
    Jamaica
    Trinidad and Tobago

Africa:

    Nigeria
    Kenya
    Ghana

Asia:

    Philippines
    India (some communities)

Middle East:

    Egypt (Coptic Christians)
    Lebanon
    Syria
    Jordan

Other:

    Greenland
    Faroe Islands
    Vatican City


t. chatgpt
Replies: >>184241
>>184240
Finland mention
meet at the market
Replies: >>184242
>>184241
How was your rizzmas
Sometimes in the morning, I am petrified and can't move
Awake, but cannot open my eyes
And the weight is crushing down on my lungs, I know I can't breathe
And hope someone will save me this time
And your mother's still calling you insane and high
Swearing it's different this time
And you tell her to give in to the demons that possess her
And that God never blessed her insides
Then you hang up the phone and feel badly for upsetting things
Crawl back into bed to dream of a time
When your heart was open wide, and you loved things just because
Like the sick and the dying
And sometimes when you're on, you're really fucking on
And your friends they sing along and they love you
But the lows are so extreme, that the good seems fucking cheap
And it teases you for weeks in its absence
But you'll fight and you'll make it through
You'll fake it if you have to
And you'll show up for work with a smile
You'll be better and you'll be smarter and more grown up
And a better daughter or son
And a real good friend
You'll be awake, you'll be alert
You'll be positive though it hurts
And you'll laugh and embrace all your friends
You'll be a real good listener
You'll be honest, you'll be brave
You'll be handsome and you'll be beautiful
You'll be happy!
Your ship may be coming in
You're weak, but not giving in
To the cries and the wails of the valley below
And your ship may be coming in
You're weak, but not giving in
And you'll fight it, you'll go out fighting all of them
i took some vitamin and food heada starting to not hurt
Hey, don't kiss in front of me, it makes me sick
I'm not bitter, well, maybe a little bit
I'd sniff glitter if it'd help me feel something real
And if it was my birthday, I'd make a wish
To not be bitter, 'cause I'm getting sick of this
I'd skip dinner if it'd help me feel something real
And sometimes I think I kill relationships for art
I start up all this shit to watch 'em fall apart
I pay my bills with it, I watch 'em fall apart
Then pay the price for it, I watch 'em fall apart, but
Oh, I just wanna be fucking happy, oh, oh, oh
Oh, I just wanna be fucking happy, yeah
I'm sending out texts at 4 a.m.
I'm not desperate, I just want somebody's skin
In my denim, 'cause it helps me feel something (oh, oh)
I know where you've been, what you've done
Who you loved is a part of who you are
But that maturity ship sails when I hold you in my arms
There's a spot on your chest just for me, it's personally addressed
And anyone there before me should be a criminal offence
When your friends tell stories about 2017
I know there's parts that they leave out to be considerate of me
Wish I could be blissfully unaware of where you used to put your mouth
And who you write your fucking songs about
I want to live in a world where all your exes are dead
I want to kill all the memories that you save in your head
Be the only girl that's ever been in your bed
I want to live in a world where all your exes are dead
I want to live in a world where there's no exes at all
Like you were waiting for me to be the first thing you fall for
The only girl that's ever been in your bed
I want to live in a world where all your exes are dead
Please don't tell me if I accidentally stumble
Into something that reminds you of her
No, I don't need your previous logistics
Where you spent your last Christmas
Spare your past life specifics, oh
And when your friends tell stories about 2023
I hope they hardly can recall there was a you without a me
Wish I could be blissfully unaware of the history in your couch
And who your songs all used to be about
Don't tell me to make nice, that I should try to empathize
I'm confident I've got them accurately demonized
You tell me not to worry, I'm the only thing you see
Well, yeah, I fucking better be
Iva https://pomf2.lain.la/f/2m4c73gh.png
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>>184260
Did she crack the 100 followers yet
Replies: >>184262
>>184261
indeed, she did 😭
Replies: >>184263
>>184262
🎉🎉🎉
shartbox not loading for me, its over.
Brandon this is what they took from us

https://files.catbox.moe/o27awq.webm
>>184265
I think Asian women still exist
>>184265
what does he like about her that could be his mum
Replies: >>184269
>>184268
Maybe it is
gamer gf is slang for i want to fuck a child
Replies: >>184271
>>184270
what about bf
Replies: >>184272
>>184271
Humiliation fetish
Replies: >>184273
>>184272
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OB4lgiHPL2w
Replies: >>184274
>>184273
https://files.catbox.moe/u2d3c0.jpg
I had nightmare of getting caught again today
🎅🏻 Merry Christmas Catchan🎄
https://files.catbox.moe/va8qgv.png
>>184276
u2
Kuka sä oot ja mitä teet mun edessäni kello viis
On aamuyö ja uppoon taas sun silmiis
Ja mietin mikä tunne tää on oi ei
Kello lyö kuus, muutetaan maailmaa
Ja naapuri huus "olkaa jo hiljempaa!"
Mut meidän avaruus on tässä vaikka hiffaa muut ei
Mitä sä teet kun katsot mua se ohi ei mee
Toisin kun muut katseet joita niin pelkään
Replies: >>184334
Beibi
Räjäytä mut tässä
Beibi
Aamuhämärässä
Beibi
Sä et tarvi mitään muuta
Jos saat suudella mun punaista suuta
Beibi
Räjäytä mut tässä
Beibi
Puolielämässä
Beibi
Mä en tarvi mitään muuta
Jos sä saat mut kiinni ei oo takas paluuta
Replies: >>184334
Suhteet ei muutu paremmaks
Oli niitä takana tuhat tai kaks
Mä kävin yhä uhkarohkeemmaks
Ja rakastuin yli rautamuurin
Ja kun tuli kohtaa
Vihdoin ilman sitä tulee kuuma
Tää on meille kiellettyä huumaa
Tää on voima kaikkein suurin
Pyyhi pelko pois
Ja näytä kuinka käsi tatuois
Silmät mun selkään
Että aina sut nään
Replies: >>184334
Beibi
Räjäytä mut tässä
Beibi
Aamuhämärässä
Beibi
Sä et tarvi mitään muuta
Jos saat suudella mun punaista suuta
Beibi
Tartu muhun kiinni
Beibi
Oon sun heroiini
Beibi
Sä et tarvi mitään muuta
Jos sä saat mut kiinni ei oo takas paluuta
Replies: >>184334
Jos mä tähän lähden
Mitä en tehnyt muiden tähden
Niin ole mulle sen arvoinen
Jos mä tähän lähden
Sua piiloon kätke en
Vaan aion olla silminnähden onnellinen
Beibi
Räjäytä mut tässä
Beibi
Aamuhämärässä
Beibi
Sä et tarvi mitään muuta
Jos saat suudella mun punaista suuta
Beibi
Tartu muhun kiinni
Beibi
Oon sun heroiini
Beibi
Sä et tarvi mitään muuta
Jos sä saat mut kiinni ei oo takas paluuta
Replies: >>184334
Mä tiesin sä oot tehty mulle
Sä tiesit mä oon tehty sulle
Mä oon sun
Sä oot mun
Replies: >>184334
Tää jätkä on Blade Runneri, Antaa sen olla. mennää se on vitun vaarallinen

https://files.catbox.moe/10aa8u.jpg
Replies: >>184285
>>184284
lol
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FqvLLOlwJnw
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CEPTWcyQ6aU

lol
Nigger
https://files.catbox.moe/ro1mj1.jpg


Childe
>>184127
Merry Christmas!
>>184136
What is it?
>>184148
Same, it's fine and natural. Even if you don't let boys around, the girls will just experiment together instead^^
>>184154
You can trust me with your children. Many people do!
>>184183
What is Communism?
>>184185
True.
>>184217
Trump Bible was real? I thought you were making a joke.
Replies: >>184299
>>184232
Merry Christmas! What are those blue things?
>>184276
https://catchan.top/file/1982a0d04503752f8c9ff0774cd4c636d2d1842a4db4370477fb303e13c6bc5c.png
>>184296
It sounds like a joke but it isnt
Artillery hebe gf
https://x.com/Almutawakkil560/status/1871683885693894656
Replies: >>184303 >>184304
i like this girl https://pomf2.lain.la/f/bxwmcx2i.jpg
>>184301
Would you date Milana's gremlin sister to get closer to her?
Replies: >>184326
>>184300
bleached
>>184300
I hope she had earplugs in 🥺
>>184301
immediately after that photo she took her clothes off and alternated sitting on each of their faces until she came hard
>>184276
You rock tbh Merry Christmas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaHCecEpVso
Replies: >>184315
>>184275
==STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!"
Replies: >>184309 >>184310
>>184308
fucked it up lol im retarded
Replies: >>184311
>>184308
😂
Replies: >>184320
>>184309
how so
Replies: >>184316
>>184275
Why don't you put yourself at ease and fix the issue?
>>184301
Same https://files.catbox.moe/vnxs78.mp4
>>184307
FUCKING HOT AS FUCK JESUS CHRIST MERRY CUNNYMAS TBH

that "hey guys" at the start tho 😭😭😭😭
>>184311
red text fail
>>184314
that little kissy face before the swing steps 😩
>>184314
nice proto hebe
>>184220
the feels 🥺
>>184310
😋
>>184232
Jesus Christ cunt how many of them fuckers did you rail??? You still alive? Lmfao
>>184009
😲 She looks like Eva.R!!
>>184301
milana presents:
>into kinks
>not into kinks
Replies: >>184324
>>184323
I wonder if they've made out or even licked each other's cunnies yet
>>184275
Two in a short period of time? It's over...
>>184302
I would date her mom, her dad, her grandma... Damn.

>>184314
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
>>184228
206,000 people were interested in improving their middle splits
Replies: >>184331
>>184231
😭😭😭😭
>>184236
Damn...
>>184265
Bro is a 2 meter tall chad and gfs that uggly... Wtf, man...
Replies: >>184333
>>184327
lol
>>184276
nice
>>184330
ikr but i bet she can't get enough of his poundings
Replies: >>184334 >>184342
>>184283
>>184282
>>184281
>>184280
>>184279
>>184278
aff tá tudo em finlandês, num intendu vsf viu

>>184333
must be nice being that tall. Every woman must feel like a child.
Replies: >>184336
Who loves the sun
Who cares that it is shining
Who cares what it does
Since you broke my heart
>>184334
>must be nice being that tall
it's not that good actually
apart from chan memes in reality the world is made for the average and not for giants
so they bump their heads into things, don't fit the bed, have difficulty finding shoes etc
Replies: >>184340 >>184346
murray cunnymas catchannel
Replies: >>184338
>>184337
brandon how did your family screw up your life?
Replies: >>184339
>>184338
?
>>184336
Jole is 240cm
>>184340
he won
>>184333
Replies: >>184357
>>184340
what a chad, catchan btfod
Replies: >>184344
>>184343
brandon lost
https://youtube.com/shorts/fDnK4bzWXAM?

W.T.F
>>184336
That's all worth it to have foids everywhere snailtrail'ing over you
Replies: >>184362
>>184340
holy shit
Replies: >>184352
no wonder he has the chicas moaning ayyy papi ayyy
Replies: >>184349
>>184348
brandon wishes he was a chad like jole instead of a cringe pedo incel
Replies: >>184350 >>184353
>>184349
tbh he can only cope and make up lies about trannies
merry christmas james
I'm sorry that you feel so shit about yourself you have to be here coping like this so often, and especially today
hopefully you can have a nice day
Replies: >>184355 >>184422
>>184347
this
>>184349
Brandon is 210cm
If they fought irl it would look like Godzilla vs that giant moth
Replies: >>184358
Height advantage vs IQ advantage
tough call tbh
>>184351
did santa bring you anything?
Replies: >>184356
>>184355
I told him to skip me and give the good kids more presents
Replies: >>184361
https://x.com/JDVance/status/1871730366417109225/

>>184342
Replies: >>184360 >>184520
>>184353
Lol
Here I am at 186cm thinking I'm somehow not a manlet ;_;
>>184357
She's pretty fertile ngl
>>184356
very kind of you
Replies: >>184366
>>184346
not interested in roast animals
Replies: >>184373
>>184359
you lost, jole won
Replies: >>184368
>>184359
Jole could crush your puny femurs with two fingers
Replies: >>184365 >>184367
>>184364
🤣
>>184361
eh he wasn't bringing me anything this year anyway so figured might as well get on the list for next year https://pomf2.lain.la/f/yuki2656.png
>>184364
shit that's nothing, mascot can break your front teeth off with her fingers
Replies: >>184369 >>184370
>>184363
factually incorrect
>>184367
She derailed a passenger train once
Replies: >>184372
>>184367
what?
Replies: >>184371 >>184374
>>184370
she just wanted to share some selfies
Replies: >>184372
>>184371
shiiieeeet >>184369
>>184362
Cope https://files.catbox.moe/huieu0.mp4
Replies: >>184385
>>184370
"A fight once broke out in a bar, and Meng took his two fingers on his right hand, his index finger and trigger finger, and he reached into the guy’s mouth, and he broke off the guy’s bottom teeth. If I hadn’t been there and seen it myself, I wouldn’t believe it."
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/fx8mp8ri.jpg
Replies: >>184375
>>184374
Someone rec'd this movie, looks like something that might interest you as well:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Order_(2024_film)
Replies: >>184376 >>184378
>>184375
🙄😑
Replies: >>184377
>>184376
Wdymn?
Replies: >>184381
>>184375
interesting subject matter tbh, but
>jussie smollett's sister as an FBI agent in 1983 tracking a white supremacist group
kind of sounds like it's most likely terrible tbh
Replies: >>184379
>>184378
It was a wignat who recommended it tbh, that's why I think it might be interesting
Replies: >>184380
>>184379
maybe, idk, hard to tell from just a wiki
have to go on things like casting
>>184377
hard to imagine this being anything other than yet another example to add to the mountainous pile of "nobody does ebil like whitey does ebil" ....and of course it has Mrs. DEI as protag fbi agent who likely never existed or at the very most had practically nothing to do with the role they're portraying
>>184381
forgot the triple quotation marks
>>184381
pretty much this
>black female FBI agent in 1983 working white supremacist cases
>smollett's sister no less
not impossible but hugely implausible and just opens the door for endless preaching about racism
those kind of characters are typically some amalgam of a couple white guys, lol
Replies: >>184391
>>184373
hrt titties
Replies: >>184392
>Baylin’s screenplay isn’t subtle, but that plays to its strength. For example, a few times, the film mentions that one of the ultimate goals of The Order is to overtake the Capitol. If the film wasn’t already drawing plenty of parallels between dangerous groups with horrible ideals ready to fight for their rights at the cost of other people’s and the current political situation in the United States, it’s moments like this that hit the nail right on the obvious head. In today's world, subtlety be damned.
yup 100% preaching
Replies: >>184388
>>184381
A wignat recommended it and said it was pretty objective and accidentally based
Replies: >>184393
>>184386
Sounds based tho
Replies: >>184393
>Elon Musk has confirmed that his offer to pay $1 billion for Wikipedia to change its name to “Dickipedia” is still on the table. The X owner initially made the proposal amid accusations that the encyclopedia has an embedded left-leaning bias. 

😐
>>184389
loool
>>184384
big this kek
>>184385
that's a female bro
Replies: >>184426
>>184387
>>184388
idk it just sounds like another 90+ minutes of beating you over the head with a moral point, but haven't seen it, so

>>184389
they could be set forever, no idea why they don't take it, they're still begging me
Replies: >>184398
>>184389
He's so lame
>>184394
cope wikipedia apologist
>>184394
you kind of know most there is to know about Elon from the carefully arranged massive belt buckle tbh
Replies: >>184402
and the halloween armor
Replies: >>184402
>>184393
>they're still begging me
They make 10 million per year in profit, so they are fine, yeah.
Replies: >>184399
>>184398
>They make 10 million per year in profit
>PLEEEEEEEEEASE GOY WE'RE DYING WE NEED ABOUT TREE FIDDY
you would not be able to tell https://pomf2.lain.la/f/30jlm3tt.jpg
Replies: >>184400 >>184712
>>184399
And that doesn't include however much they are paying themselves (Salaries and benefits: 106,793,960 in 2024)
Replies: >>184401 >>184423
>>184400
it's funny how "non-profit, tax exempt organizations" can still make profit
Replies: >>184407
>>184396
>>184397
I honestly think that's just a fake persona he procured shortly after catching wind of autism being cool among 4chan -> alt-right -> mainstream right ... i
>>184402
This, he's not a real autist and never had an authentic sperg-out. He's just cringe
Replies: >>184405 >>184406
>>184402
premature posted :\
Anyway he got in before mainstream right picked up the 'autism is cool' trend so he managed to look genuine to most trump voters ... pretty sure he did the same with being into memes in general too
Replies: >>184406
>>184403
yeah good point
>>184402
>>184404
there's a /pol/ theory saying more or less this but I'm not well versed on it, just remember it exists
something something constructed persona

>>184403
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/2etuf0l.jpg
definitely a lot of care put into tiny meaningless details
>>184401
Yeah, like those in the upper echelons of government 😋
>>184402
it's kind of more or less the persona he had with a couple extra steps
he used to be a left wing icon
Replies: >>184410 >>184525
brandon post numbers will soon hit the current year
Replies: >>184428
>>184408
Brendan don't you have anything better to do on christmas than post on a pedophile text board?
Replies: >>184412 >>184413
brandon do you think this is real? https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1673153197255223.webm
Replies: >>184413 >>184437
>>184410
What's there to do that is better than posting here?
Replies: >>184415 >>184488
>>184410
>t. anonymous
>t. singling me out, of everyone currently here

>>184411
it looks fake as shit and would certainly be much easier and cheaper to fake
Replies: >>184414 >>184418
>>184413
https://youtu.be/yeM5SJHCI5o
Replies: >>184416
>>184412
having sex or something
Replies: >>184417 >>184436
>>184414
>we have way better CGI if we were going to fake it
nigger never saw Black Panther
>>184415
I just got the surety that "parents fucking their kids after opening the presents christmas morning" is a manga, somewhere
>>184413
So is that a no?
Replies: >>184422
brannie has no life and no frens
Replies: >>184422
all he has is jole
Replies: >>184422
brandon is my friend
as all of you are
Replies: >>184422
>>184418
>>184419
>>184420
>>184351
>merry christmas james
>I'm sorry that you feel so shit about yourself you have to be here coping like this so often, and especially today
>hopefully you can have a nice day

>>184421
thanks fren
nothing but frens here
Replies: >>184424
>>184400
Silv did you see the vice prez daughter

https://x.com/JDVance/status/1871730366417109225/
Replies: >>184446 >>184714
>>184422
joleusional
Jole is a family man, he is not even here
Replies: >>184427
>>184392
looked like hrt titties to me
Replies: >>184432
>>184425
he sure ain't
Replies: >>184430
>>184409
>>157810
>12/6/2024, 21 days ago
>avg 96 posts a day
>35k posts a year
>8chan went down 8-4-19
>5 years 4 something months ago
and I'm on a low posting mode lately, so I've made roughly at least about 200k posts on these since 8ch



Crazy to think James has made as many or more, and almost all about me...
>>184394
just another stunt by this narcissistic psychopath
he does this to farm outrage and keep his name up, he knows mostly everyone likes wikipedia
Replies: >>184435
>>184427
>brk spending christmas of 2024 joleusional
Replies: >>184431
>>184430
have another (You)
Replies: >>184433
>>184426
https://files.catbox.moe/lp3zjj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/g699mi.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/fuckw9.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/kwu596.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ionc7k.mp4

wbn? :^)
Replies: >>184434 >>184449
>>184431
thank you brandon
>>184432
no penis? lame
Replies: >>184440
>>184429
And it's working!
>>184415
This is why phone posters win, can just have the phone laying down on the girl's back. Multi-tasking!
>>184411
You are blocked

You have been blocked by our firewall.

Reason for this could be one of the following

    DoS attack
    Hacking attempt
    Searching for CP or other illegal content
    Excessive crawling
    Disruptive usage
Replies: >>184447
Bros Brandon gave mascot meth again someone should call 911

https://files.catbox.moe/hnb3av.mp4
Replies: >>184439
>>184438
You should go try and catch her when she falls?
>>184434
lol
brandon why did you choose to not have a family?
Replies: >>184448
brandon please record a drum solo for christmas
Replies: >>184448
brandon what are you doing for new years?
Replies: >>184448
..
Replies: >>184445
>>184444
lame
>>184423
cute but
>waking up christmas morning to put your eyeliner on cause it's part of your clown costume
Replies: >>184526
>>184437
wut
Replies: >>184453
>>184441
>>184442
>>184443
Here is your (You)
>>184432
ok I've seen anough
I am satisfied
tbh all i want for christmas is to btfo brannie
Replies: >>184452 >>184455
brandon why have you just sat in your room on the computer all day every single day since at least 2018?
>>184450
Why did you say you have a family
Replies: >>184454
>>184447
I can't click the link, they blocked me.
Replies: >>184455
>>184452
jolusional
Replies: >>184456
>>184450
that is so fucking sad tbh

>>184453
they weirdly let tor work for it
Replies: >>184457
>>184454
Why the fuck did you say it James?
Replies: >>184459
>>184455
brannie what do you want for 🎄christmas?
James why do you have this thing where you just want to try to pick at me with some seeming goal of trying to make me feel like shit about myself all the time
Replies: >>184461
>>184456
jolusional brandon
jole isnt here hes opening presents with his kids
Replies: >>184462 >>184527
>>184458
brandon why do you assume everyone is jole
Replies: >>184463
>>184460
Lol
>>184461
>brandon why do you assume the anon sitting around trying to pick at you exactly like James would saying exactly the same kind of shit could possibly be Jole
I guess I'm schizophrenic or something idk
Replies: >>184467
Why did he lie bros?
brandon you know jole don't post without his trip
Replies: >>184466
>>184465
this bit is so exhausted the part of my brain withe all the previous responses to it is asleep
Replies: >>184468
>>184463
>why would anyone say exactly what joke says that brandons reacted too for years
Replies: >>184475
>>184466
Why do this on christmas? Just leave jole to post alone
Replies: >>184469
>something something endless intentional basic bitch shittery
>>184468
excellent idea, way better than doing the same tired and forced garbage that is all he knows
Replies: >>184471
lol
>>184469

bye brandon have fun doing the other things you do besides post on catchan
Replies: >>184475
brandon, I just want to spend this christmas with you cause  i know you are lonely
Replies: >>184474
https://files.catbox.moe/qa8aug.mp4

Golliwog plays whack-a-mutt
Replies: >>184478 >>184479
>>184472
Very charitable
>>184467
>I was retarded on purpose to get him to call me retarded AND HE DID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WON
¯⁠\⁠_( ⁠ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ )⁠_⁠/⁠¯

>>184471
enjoy continuing to stew in your own seethe over me on christmas, lol
brandon do you have a special frozen meal picked out for christmas dinner?
>>184476
loled
>>184473
All fun & games till the plank of justice get brought out lel
>>184473
there's an edit with the bonk sound
Always maks me lol
Replies: >>184480 >>184485
>>184479
>makes
really pretty unbelievable that this is all James wants to do on christmas, cry at me yet again the same old exact ways like a pissy queen
Replies: >>184482
>>184481
>he says as he cries like a woman on christmas
Replies: >>184484
Shitbulls got booped to doggo heaven rip their snoots tbh
Replies: >>184486
>>184482
lel I've been sitting here comfyposting, all of a sudden PMS enters the chat
Replies: >>184487
>>184479
Kek i gotta see that
>>184483
deserved
They like to attack innocent little girls
Replies: >>184494
>>184484
>n-no im not crying like a woman
Replies: >>184489
>>184412
fapping to flat chested naked lgs, of course
>>184487
(You)
Replies: >>184490
>>184489
Female
as he hides whomst he is as anon like a bitch, again, lol
Replies: >>184502
>>184476
lmao
>>184476
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a pathetic loser
Replies: >>184505
>>184486
Damn. Deserved indeed
imagine not having a life like brandon and being here on christmas
Replies: >>184496
>>184495
jole won
Replies: >>184497
>>184496
idk if he's ever lost tbqh tbf
James is famelusional
merry ropesmas branny branny
Replies: >>184507
If brandon didn't molest moniques daughter he could be playing a christmas gig and molesting some groupies daughter
Replies: >>184528
brannie go tie yourself to a lamp post outside in the snow and wait to die so you can become a snowman and bring some cheer to the local negro childes
>>184491
it is truly hilarious
gonna give me shit for being here on christmas, and the only way they can is by totally hiding who they are, lel, to not be as pathetic for posting here on christmas
all James wanted for chrsitmas was to cope
and cope he did
>>184493
🤣🤣🤣🤣
>>184476
my sides are gone XD
>>184499
hes going to kill himself after being btfo like this on christmas
sad brannie posting on christmas and getting made fun of what a loser
Did Santa leave any cp under brannie's Christmas tree this year?
you can really tell how "toxic" jimmy is and I hate that word
nothing else describes it tho
Replies: >>184513
Why is James posting anon? Is it because he wants us to beleive he's a normie family man?
just so hateful and petty and seething
Replies: >>184513
>>184510
>>184512
Methy Christmas you bald 50 year old pedophile incel loser!
Replies: >>184515 >>184516
nigger's going to end up with a heart like that inbred as fuck Habsburg nigger's testicle
shriveled up and black
>>184513
there is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile
>>184513
Murray Copemas to you to, anonymous
Another win for Jole.
Replies: >>184519
=MERRY KYSMAS BRANDON==
Replies: >>184562
>>184517
don't begrudge him them, because he needs them more than anyone has ever needed anything
>>184357
I wanna do her cake
>>184359
You are not you are huge lmao
Nah I'm just kidding, Merry Christmas to everyone including Brandon. 😊😇🎄🎁❄️☃️🎅🍪🥛🦌💨💩
>>184389
BASED
>>184402
The actions he takes are pretty autistic, like buying twitter.
>>184408
Same as Trump
>>184446
Brandon try to not criticize right wingers challenge impossible
Replies: >>184529
>>184460
lol
>>184500
>molesting some groupies daughter
you mean some other musician's kid?
>>184526
"your body my choice" was pretty funny
Replies: >>184530
>>184529
Expect that guy is government agent
Replies: >>184532
https://files.catbox.moe/7n55ho.mp4
mommy i need milkies
>>184530
which one isn't
Replies: >>184533
>>184532
Trump
Replies: >>184534
>>184531
too big, too slutty

>>184533
(You)
>>184531
what's her cock like?
>the president isn't a "government agent"
lel hall of fame tier tbh
Replies: >>184537
>>184536
He's a winner
Replies: >>184538
>>184537
the government wins all the time
Replies: >>184539
>>184538
Are you saying you cant win without being involved with the government
Replies: >>184541
Brandon Trump won fair and square
>>184539
Isn't the president by definition involved with the government
Replies: >>184542 >>184543
>>184541
He didnt win because of the government
>>184541
technically in canon he is the head of the government
so if government agents = bad then inherently boss of government agents = worse
Replies: >>184545
>>184544
Brandon you voted for Kamala
Replies: >>184546
>>184545
now it's funny
Replies: >>184548
>>184531
I like her face, but too much boobs for me
>>184546
Just saying you should come out of the closet
Replies: >>184549
>>184548
it's comfortable in here
Replies: >>184551
you'd never know it but once this whole apartment was a hebe vagina
>>184549
Yeah but why wouldnt you be comfortable about it, is there something bad about Kamala?
Replies: >>184552 >>184553
>>184551
publically*
>>184551
well, she's married to a jew, and was fake vp for a fake president, and took about 3 years to get ready to give one debate and almost botched it as bad as her senile fake boss, so
Replies: >>184554
>>184553
And you voted for her because?
Replies: >>184556
get
>>184554
I was here posting that day, when did I have time to go vote
Replies: >>184557 >>184560
>>184556
mail-in
Replies: >>184558
>>184557
I don't use the mail
Replies: >>184560
I would vote for her again
Replies: >>184561
>>184556
>>184558
Ok so why did you run hate campaign against Trump then and try to influence catchan votes as a influential person
Replies: >>184564
>>184559
third time's the charm I hear
>>184518
don't be abusive tbh
tbh kamala should've won
trump is a chud and loves israel
Replies: >>184565
>>184560
lol there's 3-4 Muricans here and none of them are "undecided voters" if they vote at all
Replies: >>184566 >>184573
>>184563
Israel is the god's chosen country
>>184564
>Dodging the question
Replies: >>184571
Brandon you know there is hundreds of thousands lurkers on catchan
Replies: >>184580
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/QHx6Y-gb5r4
Replies: >>184570
WQhy are we still talking about trump and kamala?
Replies: >>184575 >>184580
>>184568
Nice 2 frame video
Replies: >>184574
>>184566
if I used "influence" anywhere it was logical influence on /pol/ because
-it was funny
-I was bored
-they react so hilariously when they can't refute
Replies: >>184572
>>184571
>-it was funny
Brandon is it funny to destroy your nation?
Replies: >>184580
>>184564
You convinced me to tbh
>>184570
per second 2 frame
>>184569
Just want Brandon to come clear
Replies: >>184580
🦆
https://files.catbox.moe/tq9exy.mp4

>0:45

Lint.
>>184577
lol
>>184577
Why are you watching that though lmaooooo
Replies: >>184581
>>184567
millions by now

>>184572
it's pretty funny to post about it at least, that's like 1/3rd-1/2+ of /pol/ most times

>>184575
>>184569
I mean at least it's nowhere near as worn out and forced as Jamescanon
>>184579
just got it from another ib
Replies: >>184582
>>184581
Fatchan?
Replies: >>184583 >>184588
>>184582
lmao. No
Brandon i voted for Trump
>>184577
>what I eat in a day
>only goes through 2 meals
and she probably spends half of the time she's not eating on the toilet
Replies: >>184658
https://kohlchan.net/.media/9b1efb95405b4ad82a56cdd693f5c4bda4ab9f173653027b71b133c8eeb10989.webm
>>184577
Americans will buy takeaway so they have enough calories for the drive to the restaurant
Replies: >>184589
>>184582
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Y3tHhft4vZY
Replies: >>184591 >>184592
>>184587
the breakfast kills me, when you're driving to 2 different places for breakfast and are only one person you have a problem
>The age range for students in 8th grade is usually 13–14 years old
Bro, she has been fat like that since 14. wtf
Replies: >>184597
>>184588
Im not homo its just survival mechanism
>>184588
he is just a gooner
Replies: >>184593
>>184592
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/wZiZN61YObQ
Replies: >>184594
>>184593
No offence but you might be the gay for looking for these videos
Replies: >>184595 >>184596
>>184594
>>184594
I agree Karma be gay af lately
>>184590
I knew there was some reason I saved this video https://pomf2.lain.la/f/nvsr07o.webm
>>184597
Link don’t work it’s useless
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jeAStjjZf_4
Replies: >>184599 >>184600
>>184597
>>184598
precious
>>184597
>>184598
video works, something must have fucked in the upload https://files.catbox.moe/11h68u.webm
>>184600
she dying in 4 years
Replies: >>184605
>>184600
You’re right something was off with the other one 
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/VJmjxjpIMj0
>>184600
your state assigned lgf arrived
Replies: >>184605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzE4sLU5iks

ass of an childe
Replies: >>184612
>>184601
murican healthcare will heroically keep her alive long enough to breed

>>184603
>she needs help up the stairs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo2FPMT6Sgg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVY5FjRaliQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcVVmiW-xxA

Child noises
it has no lgś in it. but i can reccomend La Chimera.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/MRW3ao26bVU
Replies: >>184610 >>184613
>>184609
Nigga whyyyyy
Replies: >>184611
>>184610
😆
>>184604
>no poop
discarded
>>184609
Caralho... Wtf...
holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DM8c1USticg

------
https://files.catbox.moe/fuaa53.mp4
hot brazilian girl
Replies: >>184617 >>184619
>>184616
Thats a boy
Replies: >>184620
+she got rid of her penis = ruined
Replies: >>184622
>>184616
Sayuri
Replies: >>184620
>>184617
>>184619
U gay niggas
Replies: >>184621 >>184624
>>184620
Every1 knows
>>184618
😭😭😭 why
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/nxuTewVb4gM
>>184622
Nice ass
>>184620
he's a famous web celebrity here
Replies: >>184626
>>184622
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bdpQTpcgj0I
Replies: >>184630 >>184632
>>184624
she
Replies: >>184627 >>184628
>>184626
he's bigoted
>>184626
It's a man.
https://files.catbox.moe/frbp16.jpg
Replies: >>184629 >>184633
>>184628
lul
>>184625
Mommy long legs
>>184622
hnnnnnnnng
>>184625
NICE NICE
>>184628
used to be but now shes a girl
https://files.catbox.moe/xttvf1.webm
Replies: >>184635 >>184657
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zG2ux0MQRhM
>>184633
Weird i can't see a vagina
Replies: >>184636
>>184635
You wouldnt wanna see adult vagina either way
Replies: >>184637 >>184638
>>184636
Especially neo vagina tbh
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/yxoSfdJy5Uo
Replies: >>184638 >>184639
>>184636
fair

>>184637
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>184637
sexo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WaUW1GB3x-E
>>183837
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pJNv77EJhgQ
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f_KfM16pkJ8
holy fuck I need cunny
Like right now
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TCAU6WLxBcs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hnDl8ms5vwM
>>184577
How did you manage to get that far into the video, why are you watching this? LOL
Replies: >>184649 >>184709
>>184648
>>184648
>>184648
>>184648
>>184648
>>184648
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-Z9FlAX6c78
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hH6w9NxZ1Uw

lol
Replies: >>184656
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PCHY0aEPe0w
>>184597
Child abuse, bad parents.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nlSsJN2E0YQ
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GdTpQQiereA
>>184651
She doesn’t know about catchan yet… you can’t have a life after that 😭

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/qYOrpVo9oHk
Replies: >>184661
>>184633
Homo.
>>184585
At least she's honest and not one of those "see I only ate 3 leaves of lettuce today it's genetics chud" type
Replies: >>184660
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nF5VyEIG5-0
>>184658
She'd be better off only eating lettuce for a few months until she gets to a normal size.
Replies: >>184662
>>184656
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zuYGf9agklw
Replies: >>184667
>>184660
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/2ADvyhvL-Go
Replies: >>184671
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uzke03vO65E
Replies: >>184670 >>184710
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AjEkRbVJ4K4
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dXQ_poC1W60
Replies: >>184691
>>184600
built for the big pookie cock
Replies: >>184679
>>184661
I just love when I find yt channels with multiple hhnnggg shorts
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Aj2uCZkzboM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a8IY6g9H7n8
>>184663
She’s not wearing undies!🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Replies: >>184673
>>184662
Yeah the body will just eat the stored fat, that's the purpose of fat. But you don't need that much fat, we can get food any time we want...lol. It's also why starving yourself trains your boy to become fat, because your body will store more garbage parts of the food in preparation for lack of food (some survival thing I guess). Normally you just eat healthier and you will lose weight, but some super fat would probably be better off to just not eat^^
why is youtube allowing pedophilic content to be posted
Replies: >>184675
>>184670
im jerking
Replies: >>184674
>>184673
He wasnt talking about you
>>184672
You should make a direct complaint to YT HQ

          BEST HEBE BUNDA IN TOWN
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DdST3ZeaXKE&pp=ygUXRGV6ZW1icm8gZGUgMjAyNCB1bmRpZXM%3D
Replies: >>184676 >>184677
>>184675
nasty whore, i bet it stinks horrible
Replies: >>184678 >>184680
>>184675
nice wholesome girl demonstrating beautiful and rich Brazilian culture
>>184676
Smells like teen spirit tbh
>>184666
KEK based trips
>>184676
need to lick stinky 13yo vagina
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ERu5UURex-A

Merry seXmas everyone
Replies: >>184685
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qv5FXHRFpEk
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ty0b1205jf8
first clip so cruel even though probably scripted

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L62XJvJMVkA
Replies: >>184686
>>184681
Merry Basedmas
>>184684
LMAOOO THE LAST ONE
Replies: >>184688
Naturally born stripper 
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ZcY9zt6MDTw
Replies: >>184690 >>184692
>>184686
Last one almost got me. But for some reason the boba tea one got me good 😔
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t7lgsDbxB8Y

😍
Replies: >>184730
>>184687
sexo
>>184665
Those stools been mogging us for like the past 20 years getting all the best cunny 😭😭😭😭😭
>>184687
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hwWHBb5BslM

lol
Replies: >>184693
>>184692
Dat slam at the end tho
In Brasil are all parents proud of their lgs learning the quadradinho dance?
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/b6-ER2ypl-w
Replies: >>184695 >>184709
>>184694
Whoring is their culture
Replies: >>184698
You probably cant find a nice woman in brazil
Roo caught in 8K
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HDxb4WIwsYg&pp=ygUXRGV6ZW1icm8gZGUgMjAyNCB1bmRpZXM%3D
>>184695
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iyLdoQGBchQ&pp=ygUNbGFtYmFkYSBrYW9tYQ%3D%3D
Catkuns biggest fear:
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/NBZIyptZvCg
having to meet relatives at new years Christmas gatherings is always the best way to remind you time is flying by and you're getting old
my niece is already using braces
how the fuck did this happen
she was born yesterday
feels bad man
>>184700
is she hot?
Replies: >>184702
>>184701
depends on your tastes
she looks a lot like cloe carpino
Replies: >>184703
>>184702
shes hot
wish i had a hebe niece
>>184700
Braces are cute.
>>184700
Also yeah, time is going by pretty fast, lol.
https://files.catbox.moe/qr42ll.mp4
Replies: >>184707 >>184708
>>184706
?
>>184706
Nutted hard with this one thanks
>>184648
I don't know I have this bizarre interest in watching fat people being fat people.

>>184694
We teach it at our schools.
>>184663
This kills the man
Replies: >>184711
>>184710
no ass
Replies: >>184713
>>184399
wikipedia is so bad
>>184711
Are you gay?
She has a small nicely shaped ass and body. She's fucking perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dXQ_poC1W60
Replies: >>184715 >>184717
>>184423
c tier youtuber
>>184713
no ass
Replies: >>184716
>>184715
faggot
Replies: >>184720
>>184713
lolis cant compete with teenage ass
https://files.catbox.moe/wo2z6b.mp4
Replies: >>184718
>>184717
angelina is basically an adult now man
Replies: >>184719
>>184718
good that means she can start onlyfans soon
Replies: >>184721
>>184716
no ass
Replies: >>184723
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rEfTyh799xE
Yeah, bro, I'm beating one for this girl, ngl...

>>184719
I bet you would be her top donator.
Replies: >>184724 >>184810
zendaya is a beautiful woman
>b-but she looks awful in this photo!
we all look awful in certain photos
Replies: >>184729
>>184720
faggot, finnochio, gay, viado, bicha, homosexual
>>184721
im not rich enough to be her top donator but i will sub to her
Replies: >>184725
>>184724
you are not a good simp
You should work hard to get a lot of money and give it all to her
Replies: >>184727
what do gays and paedos have in common? they both hate tits
Replies: >>184728
>>184725
true i do need to do better as a simp
>>184726
and they both like cock
Replies: >>184731
>>184722
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vazlag9p.jpg
she's not terrible considering, but no matter which parent she takes more after she's fucked
>>184689
Why are you gay?
>>184728
maybe you do bro
not everyone here does
Replies: >>184732
>>184731
i like cocks if they're on a girl
>>184732
🤔
>>184732
if the cock on the girl isn't yours, you're gay
sorry I don't make the rules
girls cant have cocks because if a girl has a cock it means she's not a girl to begin with
kinda crazy but yeah
Replies: >>184739
girls can have penises
https://files.catbox.moe/ckjctx.webm
Replies: >>184738 >>184746
>>184737
why did I click? 😥
>>184736
I thought trannies were outright saying they weren't females now, since actual females were sticking dildos in their pants to come off as trannies for tranny simp bucks
Replies: >>184741
>>184738
if you dont think shes cute ur gay
Replies: >>184742
>>184739
do you think jole gets mad when he simps for a tranny but it turns out to be a real woman
Replies: >>184743
>>184740
Doesn't matter how femine a tranny is, all I can see when I look at them is a man.
>>184741
shhhh let's give jole a break today, it's christmas
>none of this was anything he ran on and is purely distraction
https://x.com/clashreport/status/1872011670454759676
it's crazy how he keeps piling issues to take care of in 2 years up
Replies: >>184768
>>184738
you knew what you were clicking, so yeah, why did you?
Replies: >>184749
>>184732
>>184737
>>184738
you guys are too gay. Hope this makes you rethink your faggotry

https://files.catbox.moe/5z5q8g.mp4
>>184746
would
Replies: >>184749
>>184746
who is this hottie?
>>184745
well I didn't expect a penis in my face like that

>>184747
bro
>>184746
>you're gay if you wouldn't suck this dick
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wda6zsu3.jpg
Replies: >>184752
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AjEkRbVJ4K4

too much gay shit here
>>184750
what dick?

https://files.catbox.moe/p5e85f.mp4
>>184752
shes beautiful
Replies: >>184758
>>184752
the dick shaped one here in the dick region https://pomf2.lain.la/f/gw6sp7kr.jpg
Replies: >>184761
she just has a weird pussy
Replies: >>184757
must be genetic
>>184755
way bigger steroid clit than Chyna
>>184753
>she
get a grip, that's a man you homo
Replies: >>184760
>>184752
can we get a source?
>>184758
its been settled that trans girls are girls
Replies: >>184764
>>184754
Brannie why did you zoom in that much???
Replies: >>184762
>>184761
I actually didn't zoom at all I just deleted everything but the dick so there was less confusion
it's a good test for any trannies tbh
if it looks like a dick by itself, then it's probably just a dick
>>184760
everyone is pink on the inside
Replies: >>184767
guys we need to get rid of jd Vance how do we go about it
Replies: >>184766
>>184765
tell him the indian demographic won't support him without a train selfie
>>184764
That's what my dad used to say when there was a black chick that was into me but I still couldn't get over her exterior.
Replies: >>184770
>>184744
lol
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gfq7nxoXEAA8NAX?format=jpg
Replies: >>184769
>>184768
>in stock
>>184767
lel your dad is based.
https://files.catbox.moe/cqln4a.mp4
Replies: >>184772 >>184776
brannie what kind of presents did you get 
https://files.catbox.moe/ynsi9s.jpg
>>184770
https://files.catbox.moe/ynsi9s.jpg
...yup, looks like a dick

>>184771
not that kind :(
Replies: >>184773
>>184772
>...yup, looks like a dick
whoops https://pomf2.lain.la/f/d6kj6dzm.jpg
Replies: >>184775
>>184771
she cute
Replies: >>184777
>>184773
I still don't see what you mean
https://files.catbox.moe/8qddx0.mp4
shes Russian btw
Replies: >>184777
>>184770
that feminine penis needs to be sucked
>>184774
the glasses look real which is hot but too young

>>184775
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/lf6ies9j.jpg
^^^ it's the dangly thing that looks like it could be a penis
>>184777
thats a clit obviously your dad didnt teach you about female anatomy
Replies: >>184779
>>184778
...tell us more about the education your dad gave you regarding "clits" that look like that
sounds like it was rather in-depth
>>184777
she is nearly 13 brandon you don't have to pretend she is too young
Replies: >>184783
https://files.catbox.moe/mio03b.mp4

WHY IS BRANNIE SUCH A BIGGOT???
Replies: >>184784 >>184785
>>184781
>pretend
she doesn't look 13 there
>>184782
if you wouldnt kiss that smooth pink butthole ur gay
>>184782
>BIGGOT
idc if you're gay tbh, fine with me, but that definitely looks like a dick, so https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wf122gd.jpg
Replies: >>184786
>>184785
why are you focused on the dick tho
Replies: >>184788
>>184771
wow just noticed the arm hair, have to brush up on my wookie
Replies: >>184792
>>184786
her dick is the part making my dick soft atm
Replies: >>184794
if he were in my face it'd be the pheromones, cause I'm not gay
Replies: >>184797
Is this what they mean when they say feminine penis
Replies: >>184793
>>184777
>but too young
idk what to say…
Replies: >>184793
>>184787
>too young
<continues to observe lg pic
Replies: >>184793 >>184796
>>184790
they mean the other parts of the pic that aren't the dick

>>184791
¯⁠\⁠_( ⁠ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ )⁠_⁠/⁠¯

>>184792
¯⁠\⁠_( ⁠ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ )⁠_⁠/⁠¯
what, I have to jerk off to it to look at it
>>184788
we get it Brandon you like girthy old man cock
Replies: >>184795
>>184794
<but WHY did you vote for Kamala
>>184792
brandon lived through 55 years of jew psyop he’s unhinged how
so don’t take him seriously but don’t hate brandon
Replies: >>184799
>>184789
pheromones arent that strong you would just smell whatever soap she uses
Replies: >>184798 >>184799
>>184797
so basically don't trust anyone who uses soap?
>>184796
yeah you should really look up what the books were the nazis were burning

>>184797
humans can't actually smell pheromones but they can still sense them
Replies: >>184802
lel you can't mask pheromones with perfume
I thought pheromones were dictated by your body's hormones? So would she come off feminine af?
https://files.catbox.moe/1pvqat.mp4
she looks top tier hygienic
>would get cozy with/10
>>184799
you gross me out sometimes
Replies: >>184807
>>184801
imagine nuzzling her balls
Replies: >>184824
i woke up at 3pm lol
feel like shit
https://files.catbox.moe/g6xlxh.mp4
Replies: >>184806
>>184801
are you going to give name
Replies: >>184808
>>184804
based lazy westcoaster
>>184801
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

>>184802
n-nooo, not the ICK
Replies: >>184808
>>184807
kek based ICK giver

>>184805
https://files.catbox.moe/swb2sh.mp4
lunaaa101
Replies: >>184809
>>184808
based ty
>>184721
why are your tastes so mid
Replies: >>184812
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/xfmognf7.jpg
Replies: >>184816
>>184810
he is only attracted to ugly girls
based Russian tranny
supports family during wartime with lewd content rubles 
https://files.catbox.moe/mjq1al.png
>>184813
putin wants to genocide wholesome trans girls, so evil
>>184813
Lmao
>>184811
BRICKED
Replies: >>184819
>>184813
>weak men create hard times
>hard times create soft trannies
Replies: >>184823
>>184813
damn russian men look like THAT
brb
>>184816
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/t8e88gx.jpg
Replies: >>184821
>>184819
HHNNNGGG COOMED BUCKETS
Replies: >>184822
>>184821
that wookie is only 9 cycles old YOU SICK FUCK
>>184817
https://files.catbox.moe/gljwsg.mp4

imagine the smell though😤😤😤😤
>>184803
>her balls
>her penis
you know this is why we gave words definitions, to avoid just these kind of misunderstandings
Replies: >>184825 >>184830
>>184824
definitions changed, gender is no longer defined by genitalia
Replies: >>184826
>>184825
which definition, the one for "her" or the ones for "balls" and "penis"
Replies: >>184827
>>184826
her can mean biological woman or trans girl now
Replies: >>184828
>>184827
see already you're implying they're different things
Replies: >>184829
>>184828
they are different but that doesnt mean trans girls arent girls
Replies: >>184831
>>184824
imagine Brannie pushing her down and her femcock pops out. Wat do branniewat do???

https://files.catbox.moe/gwmf0l.mp4
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>>184829
those kinds of gay men have always referred to themselves as "girls" it's even in Blazing Saddles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o
>>184830
idk if i want to breed her or suck her cock
If the nazis never formed and Germany was left with the trans movement at full throttle what would today look like? This board would be Cattrans.pk in an alternative reality??
Replies: >>184836
Is calling him her some kind of coping mechanism so you don't think of yourself as attracted to men?
It's ok to be gay 👍
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>>184834
it was a troll logic shitposting thing before the modern tranny push
I would think it was just overt politeness to get into tranny pants (at the least ones who insist they only want to fuck "hetero men") if not for the seeming sincerity of it whenst there's no trannies even present
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>>184833
given where this wave of it is headed (malpractice class action lawsuits from the puberty blocked kids) and how medicine was in the 1930's I can only imagine it being a fucking horrorshow
>>184835
so you wouldn't smash the russian tranny today but you would totally let men smash you back in the day?
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>>184837
...why is the "not being gay at all" thing so mysterious
>>184834
no its being respectful to trans girls
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