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>>153949
Calm down Koomster
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David De Gea
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>>153106
I'm just trying to spend my time at work
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Allison
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Manuel Neuer
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>>153108
Get audiobooks
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>>153111
Nah I have to stay focused
Emiliano Martinez
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Yashin
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Iker Casillas
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Cant remember the Costa Rican goalkeepers name
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Diego Lopez
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The polish goalkeeper with complex name
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Scenezy
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Rui Patricio
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Petr Cech
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Pickford
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Pinto
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Ter Stegen
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Donnarumma
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Andrea Onana
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Victor Valdes
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Ococha
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Lunin
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Im tired
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Must survive 1h more of work
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Buffon
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Lukas Hredecky
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Yh that's it
Knife
Glock
P250
CZ-75
TEC 9
Dual Berettas
Desert Eagle
Nova
XM
Sawed off shotgun
Mac-10
Mp7
P-90
PP-Bizon
UMP-45
Galil
AK-47
SG-553
Awp
Scout
SSG auto sniper?
Negev
M249
USP-S
Five Seven
Mp9
Mag-7
M4AI-S
M4A4
CT auto sniper
P2000
I think thats all
Nvm
Zeus
HE-grenade
Flashbang
Smoke
Decoy
Now thats all
Defuse kit
Kevlar
Kevlar+Head
C4 Bomb
Molotov
Inceandry grenade
AUG
Dead pedo shithole
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>>153181

post your cock
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>>153182
Nah
I got diagnosed with autism at 12 and it ruined my life
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>>153184
Why
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>>153185
Why what
Found the ideal gf for Koomio
https://x.com/AFpost/status/1863630481285321130
Girls should stay quiet I can only see that as beneficial
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>>153187
Cant view on phone
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But im predicting that she's too vanha
>>153189
She's your soulmate, Nade will confirm
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>>153188
Suck Silvia’s dick
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>>153191
Yes
>>153192
I think thats against the rules
Mascot ylipainoinen huora
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Olen oomena olen oomena
>>153195
What
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🎩🔝 
>>153197
Du ar en homosex
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Jag inte fuskar
>>153198
NO IM NOT
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>>153200
Du har en bög
Masikotti ookko nää vähä iriootti
Muvva on ävvävika
>>153187
literally me
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>>153204
Cope you're not my ideal lgf
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Tykki mäkeen
Puuhamaa on paras paikka
>>153205
lol
Armeijassa susta tulee mies!
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>>153209
fr
>>153209

This is an English language board...quit posting in LakeNigger language
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>>153211
Haista sinä jutku vittu!
Finns are 👽👽👽,,,their language is not of this Earth
And I smell quite pleasant, I'll have you know
koomie
>>153130
Drink coffee?
koomie show your cock
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>>153209
tbh
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huh
>>153226
he doesnt want to because its small
>>153187
Would correct her.
Right
>>153226
Quick Silvia ban the ID be consistent! :D
Silvia lefty tier can't take a joke
>>153187
Niggers can't be civilised
This fucking cadbury chocolate tastes like microwave rice pouch aftertaste or some shit probably rice bran oil 🤢
brandon is in the windows insider program
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>>153227
Thanks
>>153187
She cute :)
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list of brandon fans:
What’s the session catchan group? How to join?
>>153240
post your id we have KYC
>>153211
best language, tbh
>>153240
Write Silvia a message, his ID is in the OP
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>>153243
i read op as CP
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>>153240
You have to post a rare sofia picture to silvia for him to accept your entrance
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>>153244
Of course u did
Or say you are Soviet movie conneseur>>153245
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>>153247
"come and see" is the best i ever saw of those
>>153026
They are in some cases. Lots of coins are up over 30% today alone.
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>>153249
The Jews running my bank account pay a lower rate than Doge and Pepe, what a sad state of affairs!
Time to cash out of banks and put it all in dog money.
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>>153251
xD
>>153238
She will rip your penis and balls off
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>>153253
not nice woman!
>>153253
Wtf u sicko
switching to linux branOS
my mom still wants to kick me out
>>153257
You should get a trailer
>>153257
you should kill that stupid hag bitch
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>>153240
Have you used Session before? Or /cat/?
>>153257
Hug your mom.
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>>153257
Want to be my live-in maid?
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>>153262
>Want to be my live-in maid?
ask putin for mexicans thats why we have them
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>>153263
Can they survive winter?
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>>153264
only if they stay in your basement
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>>153265
Workable.
Why do women divide men intp simps and pimps
>>153262
why not
>>153259
>>153261
no
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>>153268
>won't give her own mother a nice hug
smh.....
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>>153269
she wants me gone why would i hug her
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>>153270
She wants you gone because you don't hug her often...
She thinks you hate her
>>153270
In Bhutan you're considered spinster age that's why mum is disappointed
bhutan can suck a dick
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In the heat and the rain
With whips and chains
Just to see him fly
Too many die
We build a tower of stone
With our flesh and bone
To see him fly
BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!
Every year your value decreases by ¼ yaks
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>>153276
lol the aoc in bhutan is 18 but there is no sex offender registry
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>>153274
bhutan is unironically gate to shangri la area
>>153278
unly shitholes like US has such things. Its unnatural
>>153276
thought it would be the beer and dxm
just kidding,,, would never do such a thing..
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>>153282
https://youtube.com/shorts/cAQcl-YI2wk?feature=shared
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>>153236
thanks brandon
>>153283
why is she wearing a mask unnatural
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>>153285
Asians always wear the masks
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>>153286
we need to become mask makers brandon
>>153286
not in tibet your ancestors went through years and years of taking care of shitty animals without masks
lg sex
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>>153289
based
>>153289
the smell <3
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>>153291
lol..
>>153257
lol larping as americans
kicking their goyim children out of home into the jewish grinding machine
meanwhile the upper class leaves when they want and always have intergenerational wealth to support them
>pathetic and sad
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>>153293
tbh
>>153293
no im just troubled lol
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>>153295
Bee strong! <3
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>>153296
thank you anon
>>153295
get pregnant and guilt trip her into not kicking you out
https://litter.catbox.moe/hnu51l.jpg
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lg cunny
>>153298
i wont have sex
i was born to be a pathetic ib addicted freak
>>153296
I don't know why I read this as "bee thong."
>>153300
agreed
Sing me a song, you're a singer
Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil
The devil is never a maker
The less that you give, you're a taker
So it's on and on and on, it's Heaven and Hell
Oh well
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>>153300
you're not like most girls, got it
>mfw
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You may not have all you want or you need
All that you have has been due to my hand,
It can change, it can stay the same,
Who can say, who can make their claim.

The situation we are in at this time
Neither a good one, nor is it so unblest
It can change, it can stay the same,
I can say, I can make my claim.
Hail ........ Hail ........ Hail.
>>153304
what ?
i like girls
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>>153307
me too
>>153303
was front row. 20k people. all standing. Crazy. jumped the fence, went back to the middle, enjoyed show and then dio starts this song. amazing
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>>153307
lesbians aren't real
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>>153310
dude i never said i was a lesbian wtf
i like girls
>>153300
>i wont have sex
>i was born to be a pathetic ib addicted freak
wow this category describes me so well
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>>153309
Awesome. I will never have the opportunity :(
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>>153313
fakecel fucked a asian girl who tried to break into his house
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>>153314
its amazing experiece with so many people liking the same thing together, intense.
>>153315
i like lgs
>>153310
Most girls like other girls, doesn't mean they are lesbian though.
>>153318
based 
chuds lost
OK ill admit it i am homophobic
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>>153320
homophobic homo
>>153315
i wouldnt have sex
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>>153318
I've noticed that other girls get lesbo tendencies when theyre around Anne
https://files.catbox.moe/5rms5g.mp4
>>153323
adult anna pavaga is based
>>153318
define "like"
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>>153325
girls like pussy. its based
>>153323
i get lesbo tendencies too tbh
id serve brandons dad fish sticks for dinner
>>153323
Everyone can appreciate a cute girl/women, even other girls/women. It's great^^
>>153322
u had to have dicked her down theres no reason a woman would act like that any other way
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>>153325
Find attractive? Be up for fooling around with? What does like mean to you if not that?
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>>153330
maybe some of brandon's rizz rubbed off on me, some girls throw their niglets into his pitbull pen for his attention
Pretty sure at least half of girls enjoyed kissing other girls. Usually their friends.
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>>153333
checked
Russian porn is best porn
>>153331
i'm asking what it means to you
by that definition, that is lesbianism
pretty sure if two dudes did the same you'd call them gay
>>153336
shut up fag
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>>153336
Lesbian is just exclusive attraction from woman to woman, which is not really much. What most people see as "lesbian" is just man-hating incels. It's normal for women to like women and men but prefer men, that's not "lesbian". And yes, the reverse is not true, that's degenerate.
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>>153337
Wow Brandon no need to get aggressive
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<<<<<<<<<<silvia is it possible for you to filtera word on the board for all?
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>>153340
Yes, why? There are lots of filters (usually websites).
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>>153341
Then filter gay. problem solved
>>153336
>>153336
brandon
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No more disgusting posts , lol and we can enjoy worllds best text board in peace
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>>153339
koomie
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>>153345
he is gone
so much private cp you wil never get to see
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>>153347
And lint hording all good Val pics
Have you ever pet a beaver?
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>>153347
>you wil never get to see
mad world, mad world
>>153350
We have a lot of beavers here and I know a girl whose dog was bitten by one of them. The wound was pretty grisly
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Fuck You
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>>153353
Tnx

>>153352
Sounds horrible. Good animals for enviroment and beautiful at distance. Tell dog to dont fuck with them!
>>153353
Do you like  calie rae?
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brandons pizza dough recipe
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>>153355
i like girls with weird faces
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>>153357
uuh, then you should love calie rae sexxo freak goddess
https://files.catbox.moe/jrjsra.jpg
only girl i love
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>>153359
steph would look good in a prayer garb
lg will come live with you (subliminal)
>>153356
Italian flour
yeast
olive oil
meth
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installing pop os
>>153362
brandon can you give me some meth? im missing that ingredient.
once they legalize meth in baltimore we can start selling meth pizzas out of your house
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>>153364
adderall pepperoni
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>>153364
then there will be the magic mushroom - meth mix. very popoular amongts hunters
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>>153367
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>>153344
https://catchan.top/file/ecc435632dc0329243a8763c4d5a4ac87d4d31d1d62563b6eeaedf43e2ecd8f6.jpg
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>>153371
Hes a pedofile
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>>153352
They are territorial or the dog was just getting too close? I guess most animals would attack in some cases, never heard of beaver attack...lol.
Replies: >>153376
>>153372
Let's invite him to Catchan?
Someone tweet the link to him!
>>153373
The dog was being retarded and tried to play with the beaver
>>153345
Hello
lg sex
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>>153368
>then there will be the magic mushroom
well that kind of pizza is legal 1 hour away
>>153378
It's illegal.
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well i made the recipe but he forgot the amounts and i used too much meth and now brandon is on the ground
BREAKING:
Kai Trump asks Elon about Fortnite 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_ok2uQyjA
>>153380
cuddling lgs is legal and based
Replies: >>153387
>>153372
who branana?
>>153338
>that's degenerate
double standards
lesbians are evil, as you pointed out yourself, their entire identity is centered around hating men
there is not a scenario where one case is good and the other is not, both are wrong
one is just seen as less serious because no one takes cunts seriously anyway
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>>153343
bradelusional, as the kids sau
>>153383
I wish I had lg to cuddle
https://files.catbox.moe/dmlz28.jpeg
FUCK. FAT HOES
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3pd3JWAWhQ

2:16
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lol

https://files.catbox.moe/zwirna.jpg
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>>153390
@Silvia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z3zxyNC-dM

1:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL8r8OB6-5I
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>>153389
>>153392
>>153393
dw
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lgs are warm and men have higher body temperature than women
>>153394
wa
Rin spotted

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8xPI8SNf5qk
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Cats <3

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6AS3RsZQkFQ
>>153385
Has nothing to do with sexual preference, that's the point. Incel women try and convince themselves they are lesbians and hate men because no one wants them. Doesn't mean it's real, lol (the no one wants them part is real, not the "evil lesbian" thing, better off to say "evil incel" which is more true).
Ngl I'm feeling pretty bad today because of lack of cunny... 😔😞
>>153399
This is the same thing I feel with male incels who claim to hate women, they are just coping. Sour grapes. No different.
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>>153399
>Doesn't mean it's real
r9k prison gay alive and well
>>153401
Incel bro's our response?
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>>153388
The other shirt was better.
>>153403
respond with dick pic?
https://files.catbox.moe/dmlz28.jpeg
im going to become even thinner
Oops wrong photo
https://files.catbox.moe/ksruwz.jpeg
please ignore The paint
>>153390
lol, I never saw that.
>>153408
Better picture, progress!
>>153408
why are your hands like that
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>>153397
what a loaded accent
>>153411
my hands aren’t even in the picture
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>>153413
yeah you are holding them towards your back whats the reason?
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>>153414
To show my physique
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>>153415
or just trying to look less fat
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>>153416
I look fatter with the shirt normal cause it’s baggy
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>>153417
Well there's only one way to fix that....
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>>153408
cum stains
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who coomed in you mascot?
>>153415
You're not showing physique if you're pulling on the shirt to hold belly in.
>>153421
You’re not gonna get me to show anything
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>>153421
>>153419
Im sorry
>>153422
>You’re not gonna get me to show anything
nigger youve posted your entire naked body online
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>>153425
ok,..?
>>153399
that logic only works with ugly girls, but there are certainly hot lesbians
not running out of a argument but i think it's both tbh
in the end gays and lesbians are bad
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gonna fap like crazy with those new pics
that pic from yesterday was awesome btw
busted one so big
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>>153429
brandon got a cum clot and died
>>153418
>>153421
quit being so thirsty you niggas are embarrassing tbh
would sorta understand if she was super hot and there was some wins to be had but she's just an very average everyday girl
>>153425
lol been groomed
Replies: >>153440
>>153431
the cringiest ones are the guys who are sitting here posting anon then switch names on the second she starts posting
>>153431
ok brandon
mascot never noticed me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/idhqkNQXWkw
will mascot notice me if I post a tribute?
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>>153408
show your tits
>>153427
I don't think I've ever seen an attractive lesbian. Even good looking women who prefer other women get married and have a regular family, so they are not lesbian because it's just a preference.
>>153432
True James, she was completely innocent when she decided to start posting on pedochans
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>>153431
>so thirsty
I called out her deception.
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>>153431
I can't help it.
>>153440
lmfao
>>153437
>will mascot notice me if I post a tribute?
well shes gonna click on it i can guarantee that
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>>153444
i already tributed her
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>>153445
wow you ejaculated arent u special
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>>153441
yes i'm sure you don't have your dick in your hand rn simp
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>>153447
thats a pretty advanced posting setup
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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MASCOT!!!!!!!!!
>>153446
takes a lot of work to make a tribute
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>>153448
not really but it must be hard to type
mascot simps probably have a text-to-speech posting setup so they can jack both wholes while talking to their planetary body
>>153450
>takes a lot of work to make a tribute
is she that ugly?
Replies: >>153455
true gooners fap with left hand so they can continue browsing porn
>>153453
i couldnt get hard but i cummed on her anyway
Replies: >>153485
i think i have a problem i cant stop looking at fat people and comparing myself to thenm
>>153445
I thought you were Mascot's N°1 Simp

>>153447
I already jerked off today. Mascot is even less desirable than usual.
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>>153457
>I thought you were Mascot's N°1 Simp
nah thats another guy
>>153440
I mean she wasnt posting nudes from what i remember lol
im fucking losing hair
Replies: >>153463 >>153472
a lot of simps for our queen here
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>>153461
shes asian tho
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>>153460
just use a filter to hide ur balding head
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>>153462
she's perfect
>>153463
i use the woman filter
without brandon posting catchan has been reduced to a simpchan
we should have more simps for our queen
she deserves it
we should have a simp meet up and all cum to her
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>>153468
sounds fun
everythung inevitably becomes gay
we need more balding pedophile and less groomed asian kid
>>153460
Are you taking weird drugs?
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>>153472
no i havent same ones
i like brandon too
Replies: >>153477
suck cock for mascot
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>>153475
i would tbh
>>153474
then you need to dedicate some room to simping for him
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>>153477
brandon needs to post more of his bald head and then I might consider
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>>153478
Jole is working on an AI model that can simulate every single dead follicle
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brandon robert kelley
i could never cum tribute onto a printed photo of mascot
brenny brenny
>>153479
they continue to die in real time, its a groundbreaking model
🙂
>>153455
>i couldnt get hard but i cummed on her anyway
you dont need to get hard to  cum though just like rub your soft dick with your fist until you cum
Replies: >>153488
like if you beat it long enough something will happen
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🙂‍👧
my lg and i are inseparable
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>>153485
thats how i did as a kid
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>>153488

 Based... 
>>153486
pornsick ed you poor poor coomer?
Replies: >>153498
I prescribe two weeks of brandon posting and 0 masturbation
I'm just sorta disenchanted lately with getting verbally abused by people in general tbqh...
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>>153492
obsessed fans
No Brandon Posting December!

NBPD!
>>153494
see you guys in january
Replies: >>153500 >>153532
>>153492
theyre just trying to make you mad roo
>>153494
lol
>>153490
>pornsick ed you poor poor coomer?
i dont jack off that much but ive been on pretty hard streaks sometimes
>>153494
James almost managed to go a full day without Brandonposting once
Replies: >>153502
>>153495
>see you guys in january
whats your guys new years resolution? i wanna try to get into brandons irl life for 2025
>>153500
eliminate brandon
Replies: >>153505
>>153499
>go a full day without Brandonposting once
he does more brandon stuff off-chan then he does on-chan
Replies: >>153531
once and for all
brannie brannie
>>153501
>eliminate brandon
id make him some quesadillas to eliminate
new fag here
who's brandon and why this much obsession about him?
>>153506
he was kind of a big deal in the baltimore underground grunge scene
Replies: >>153511
>>153506
he lives at 917n calvert street baltimore md 21202 and while he was homeless he lived with monique dupree of negro child. people found out he is a deranged pedophile and he was doing damage control over it for years
Replies: >>153517
>>153506
>new fag here
the fag queue is pretty long your estimated time is 50 minutes or smth idk
there are pedophiles in here???? wtf, that's sick
 my friend told me about this place
he might be pedo too????
>>153507
>he was
was? brandon is still active hes just a producer rn
>>153510
>wtf, that's sick
yea pedos are pathological freaks
>>153510
are you a girl?
Replies: >>153515 >>153516
pedophilia is natural all the enlightened ones are huge pedos
Replies: >>153516
>>153513
this erp is gonna get gay really fast
bro wtf
i might have a conversation with him
why would he hang in a place like this??????????

>>153513
no

>>153514
you are sick, kids cant even consent you bastard
>>153508
>while he was homeless he lived with monique dupree of negro child.
how the fuck are you homeless while having a home?
Replies: >>153535
>>153516
>why would he hang in a place like this??????????
truthfully this isnt a place this is a network of servers
Replies: >>153519
>>153518
shut up
are you brandon the pedophile
why do you have the name? you should die sick bastard
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>>153519
nobody even thinks like that
>>153519
brandon was blackballed from the baltimore underground music scene but he won't admit why
forgot my trip
Replies: >>153523
>>153522
patch detected
my brother is serving more than 10 year in federal prison for having child sexual abuse material, otherwise known as child porn, and attempting to meet up with a 12-year-old for sex
>>153524
none of my siblings are in prison yet
>>153487
Post pic
might try some homemade pizza tonight brandon can u come over ill pay ur uber
>>153524
And here you are, champ.
>>153524
lol what a retard
>>153494
just brolls off the tongue
>>153502
working on the brand
>>153495
no branuary
>>153500
Same thing as this year but a little better.
>>153500
i want brandon to like me
Replies: >>153536
>>153517
she took him in off the streets
>>153534
>i want brandon to like me
dont bother dude. ive been trying for years and you'll lose all your progress because you went to go take a piss while he was taking to jole
Replies: >>153538
>>153510
https://catchan.top/file/5c9c979d9392a4b232e1bb92f3b2c523aa9b2a963162903cda8762b29eded43f.mp4
>>153536
lol
don't worry this site is just a front for the secret site that's where the actual action happens
brandon cant risk friendship the possibility its a btfo is too great!
why does brandon care about jole so much?
Can't he see there are other people here who needs his attention too?
I wish I was jole so brandon would only be thinking about me
>>153516
Who is your favourite little girl?
brenny brenny
( ⌐≖`/ᗝ\´≖¬)/|
>TRANNY       |
<ACK!           ⌐(|_´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ)
>>153524
What did you learn from his mistakes?
Replies: >>153547
>>153546
I learned from brandons mistakes
brannie brannie
banny banny!
>>153524
your brother sounds based
Replies: >>153556
BRANDOMIR!
BRANDIR
BRINDAR
BRANDOR
Replies: >>153558
BRANDON
>>153550
everyone should be like him
living with your parents forever sounds based i'm excited for what the future holds
Replies: >>153560 >>153567
>>153554
Brandoor R Kelint
brancini's sleepworld
>>153557
beats living with strangers under the illusion of independence
>>153560
Does it brandon?
>>153524
So it really is genetic?
Replies: >>153656
>>153560
>>153560
>>153560
>153560
>>153560
>>153560
>153560
>>153560
been fapping since I woke up my dick feels huge from nofap
Replies: >>153566
>>153560
So many narc parents selling that idea to their kids
>>153564
You healed all the microvascular damage lel
Replies: >>153568
>>153557
>living with your parents forever sounds based i'm excited for what the future holds
we should start a neet commune and sell drugs
Replies: >>153571 >>153574
>>153566
feels good man
Replies: >>153575
geting my dough ready
brandon will you filter me if i become a baker
>>153510
>>153516

Here's your (You)
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>>153567
Ill be in charge of our advertising department
Replies: >>153573
>>153570
branny can I have one?
Replies: >>153576 >>153577
>>153571
just run an affiliate program
>>153567
id join
>>153568
Next time before you finally fap, down some citrulline and/or arginine along with tiny bit of leucine. The effect you just had will basically be doubled.
>>153572
You're after Brandon? Oh, you just missed him! Feel free to leave a message, I'll be sure to pass it on. ;)
>>153572
Requesting brantent of 14th century brannie pulling a cart & yelling "Bring out your BTFO'd"
Replies: >>153578 >>153579
>>153577
hmmm
>>153577
>>153577
https://files.catbox.moe/nc9wjy.png
Replies: >>153581
https://files.catbox.moe/nqhu55.png
Replies: >>153583
>>153579
Looking great so far. Could you try specifying "black plague" and "dead bodies on cart"? Adding a speech bubble afterwards is always an option
Replies: >>153582
>>153581
im trying to get him pulling a cart of bodies and ringing a bell over his head as he yells
Replies: >>153585 >>153655
>>153580
Lmao, this symbolises all the bread archives brannie burdens himself with in hopes of collecting btfo's
Replies: >>153584
>>153583
And the dimly lit cobblestone ghetto is /acat/ kek
>>153582
That'd be brilliant
Replies: >>153592
https://files.catbox.moe/o30x3s.mov
bane + french inhale
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>>153586
>literal gook taking attention from brannie posting

smfh
Replies: >>153589 >>153591
>>153588
what u dont like my bane + french inhale
damn brannie my dough stretch was a 1/10 i can work on it
>>153588
tbh
>>153585
https://files.catbox.moe/9ajs7n.png

Im not in the mood to keep trying so ill leave you with this. brannie pre dark brandon litch king era
brannie brannie
BANNY BANNY
brandoor
Replies: >>153598
i will have sex
Replies: >>153609
No one in Baltimore's underground grunge scene cared who I was till I put on the mask
>>153595
when I get uber eats to my mansion I tell them to use the brandoor (slave entrance)

https://files.catbox.moe/f2mzcc.png
Replies: >>153603
Oh brannie brannie Oh
BRK bait 👇
https://files.catbox.moe/3nyv52.jpg
>>153600
very funny guy
branyan please come home
Replies: >>153604
>>153598
A trailer in the desert isn't 'a mansion' James
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>>153602
>branyan please come home
learning how to cook to keep brannie here, food will be delivered still hot
Replies: >>153610
or perhaps he's wondering why someone would btfo a man, before throwing him out of a plane
>>153600
🌸
uhhhh you don't get to bring friends
summer break
>>153596
that's not exactly an achievement for a female
Replies: >>153611 >>153619
>>153604
btfoed im already a proven home chef I could provide brannie with a much better life than you can chud
Replies: >>153612 >>153614
>>153609
is for me
im a daisy fresh girl
Replies: >>153617 >>153619
>>153610
the sockpuppets are turning on eachother
>>153603
Jole lives in a trailer?
Replies: >>153622
>>153610
you should let me be a proxy cook for brannie then since im closer
Replies: >>153618
https://files.catbox.moe/u9f6wq.jpg
>>153603
>>153603
brannie youre gonna love your new home
>>153611
would you consider anal sexo?
Replies: >>153630 >>153664
>>153614
fine but only because he needs sustanance
>>153609
It is for her
>>153611
You're a femcel and your "daisy" is anything but fresh 🤢
Replies: >>153620
>>153619
femcels arent real
>>153620
brandons mom was a femcel
Replies: >>153625
>>153613
It is known
Replies: >>153626
even a roastie could get a dude to pound her and thats ok its none of my business of course
https://files.catbox.moe/voo9kv.jpg
>>153621
how did brandon come to fruition then
>>153622
Is it also written?
>>153620
Yes they are and you are evidence of it
Replies: >>153628
>>153627
i thought femcels were like a attention ploy for 15yo nazi girls that watch gore
Replies: >>153630
https://files.catbox.moe/k9f0gt.jpg
>>153628
>>153617
https://files.catbox.moe/o9is9b.jpeg
>>153632
Fatphobes btfoed
Replies: >>153634 >>153640
>>153633
Yasss
Replies: >>153777
>>153632
grippy socks
>>153632
wife material
in hospital some obese 14yo unit of a woman with a dyke haircut lied to me about being tattood on at 6yo but it might be true cause she was insane and had a clit piercing
Replies: >>153643
jole can you create a brannie quesadilla recipe? whats his favourite
>>153632
Foids can't into humour example #9572528472
Actual humour requires some element of truth and that contains none.
Replies: >>153641
>>153633
Cringe
Replies: >>153642
>>153639
not really
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>>153640
found the fatphobe
>>153637
You're not funny. That was just a random string of absolute nonsense.
Replies: >>153646
brandon get me my benadryl
Replies: >>153648
>>153641
of course you'd think that; you're retarded
Replies: >>153647
>>153643
this wasnt a joke this happened
>>153645
im high off of 1100ml of cough syrup
>>153644
brenny get my bennies
>>153631
why did you delete this? because you look fat?
Replies: >>153650 >>153662
>>153649
Have you DM'd vlada yet?
Replies: >>153651
>>153650
about what
ilovecunny lost
I won
>>153620
It's just female incel? Because that exists for sure, unless it means something else.
>>153582
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
Replies: >>153659
>>153562
I think it's more social than genetic? You're more likely to develop traits from family members because you develop always being around them and picking up on their way of things (even subconscious things maybe?).
Replies: >>153777
Everything is green again.
Even the US government uses Coinbase, lol.
>>153655
> Bring out your dead 

That is a very good 1999 movie, directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Nicolas Cage...but it's also sort of obscure and not very many people have seen it--
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bringing_Out_the_Dead 
It's basically about a "Dunant" (an EMT/Paramedic) who sorta loses his mid and starts getting haunted by this one dead girl whose life he couldn't save...it's very quirky and surreal
I actually got Dunant, himself, to watch it a couple years ago...he really loved it, for what should be obbious reasons lol
>>153659 *
> his mid

* his mind
>>153659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rR-OsTNCg
>>153649
>>153586
Replies: >>153664
>>153659
Nicolas Cage is nice, I liked Lord of War and another one (I think it was National Treasure). Probably watched others with him.
>>153662
>>153617
>>153663

Yeah, I also like Cage as an actor...he's in lots of movies...and Martin Scorsese is a really good film director too, frankly
Nick Cage is that famous film director Francis Ford Coppola's (The Godfather, Apocolypse Now, and many other epically famous movies)  nephew
>>153663
face/off is the real cagekino
Replies: >>153668 >>153673
rn im watching the best most realistic vietnam movie to exist https://files.catbox.moe/t3ef9q.jpg
>>153666
Based NZ. As always
>>153663
Tho Lord of war aged better and is now his best film imo
>>153667

Yes...that movie is one of the most accurate representations that I've seen of what it was really like in VietNam sometimes
Which is to say...it was a cluster fuck
Replies: >>153671
>>153670
Did you have some drunk and high bastard call out " Gooooood Morning Viieetnaam!!" on the radio in the mornings tho?
Replies: >>153672
>>153671

Cronauer had already left VietNam by the time I was there
Replies: >>153840
>>153666
Don't think I watched that one.
>>153667
Is it on Netflix?
>>153674
No.
>>153667
>>153674

That film is entirely true...all the people in it were real people, and pretty much everything that happens in it actually happened
The film is taken from the book written by this real life guy--
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Moore 
That's who the actor, Mel Gibson, portrays in the movie
>>153676
Speaking of Based. Mel Gibson. The truth canary in HolyWood
>>153676
>>153674
What is it called?
Replies: >>153680
>>153676
Mel Gibson rocks, great guy.
Replies: >>153680 >>153681
>>153678
>>153679

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Were_Soldiers
Replies: >>153681 >>153682
>>153680
>>153679
Maybe watch it some day in moobie theater?
Replies: >>153684
>>153680

"Hal Moore, who had long been critical of many Vietnam War films for their negative portrayals of American servicemen, publicly expressed approval of the film and is featured in segments of the DVD."
Replies: >>153683
>>153682
> Hal Moore

Yeah...Hal Moore (the Mel Gibson character) is the guy who wrote the book that it's taken from
Replies: >>153713
>>153681

Here--
https://fmoviesto.cc/watch-movie/we-were-soldiers-2002-full-18017.5350210
Replies: >>153685
>>153684
<3
I’m stuck at this weight
>>153686
Eat less
Replies: >>153691
>>153686
eat more you need a bigger ass ngl
just binge food tbh
>>153687
I’ve been eating 700cal tops
Replies: >>153695
>>153686
Do Angel's workout, make sure to record it so it can be checked for good form and such.
Replies: >>153693
>>153692
>>153692
>>153692
can imagine mascot looking at her mom's fat ass thinking "god I wish I looked like that"
>>153691
Starving yourself is actually bad for that because your body will start to store more trash you eat as fats because it knows you intend to starve it. To lose weight and be healthy, you don't need to count calories, you just have to eat good food and drink lots of water. You can eat as much as you like. No such thing as a fat vegan for example, and fat vegetarian/pescetarian is rare.
>>153695
Those are just examples. Eating a chicken burger at McDonalds is way worse than eating a real chicken burger. Doesn't have to give up meat, just pay attention to what you are eating.
>>153695
>No such thing as a fat vegan for example
because veganism is starvation, you can't get proper fats from plants obviously
Replies: >>153700
might as well go breatharian
Comparison

    McDonald's Combo: ~950 calories
    Proper Chicken Meal: ~580–660 calories

Caloric Difference:

    McDonald's combo has ~300–370 more calories than a proper chicken meal.



You get more food for less calories, it's all good calories. You can eat the chicken meal as much as you want because it's all good food (580 is with potato side and 660 with rice side). But if you eat McDonalds every day (even if you don't finish it and only eat 700 calories of it), you will get fat and be less healthy.
Replies: >>153702
>>153697
Yes you can, but more importantly is actually paying attention to what you eat. That's the point.
Not all calories are the same, only watching calories does more harm than good, lol.
>>153699
McDonalds chocolate milkshake 630 calories. Who is going to lose more weight, the person drinking a milkshake for dinner every day or the one eating a proper chicken meal? Pretty obvious?
silvia are you vegan?
Replies: >>153704
>>153703
No, though we did try it for about a year (it sucked).
go vegan and die
I just eat healthy usually. I only eat trash food when I am travelling (McDonalds is the best food for travelling, doesn't matter which country you are in, you can trust the McDonalds). I don't eat a lot of meat or dairy at all, just fish which I have almost daily.
Basically pescetarian, but not strict? If someone gives me food I will take it, and I like the occasional bacon with my food^^
why do people pretend fish isn't meat?
Replies: >>153711
eating mcdonalds only wouldn't be that bad if all you get is the beef patties
million times better than being vegan
>>153708
No idea, but it's been like that for a long while.
Replies: >>153712
>>153711
Long enough that it's mostly just accepted, lol.
>>153683
the most awesome thing about him is he had like 5 or 6 white children to help try save white race, futile now ofc but still cool
Replies: >>153716
>>153695
You’re definitely right, it’s just out of habit that I eat so little
It works but I know it’s not good for me, thank you for the advice though 
I did go vegan for a few months and yeah it was awful
>the negro slaves have revolted in brandons sweat shop
>marshal law has been declared in brandonland
>poison gas has been deployed
Replies: >>153799
>>153713

He was a devout Roman Catholic, just like Mel Gibson is...Catholics like to make a lot of babies lol
mouse jiggler 1 to be retired after 2 years of successful service semper fi
this site ded without koomie tbh
Replies: >>153719 >>153777
>>153718
i would rather have silence than us politics and dick discussion
<3 this site but needs to be fun again would like to post but can’t , … looking for help (: <3 you guys
Replies: >>153721
>>153720
But...you just posted?
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Are posting png not allowed anymore ? It seems I don’t receive a prompt to add
Replies: >>153724
>>153723
No images here, only on onion or Session. This is just a textboard now;(
why won't silvia just make a private invite-only clearnet board
Replies: >>153729 >>153734
That’s unfortunate, yet understandable .
Is anyone interested in stories of some cute cats learning (: also if there’s a space for posting stories anonymously, please direct me to that space. Thanks
Replies: >>153728
>>153727
we tried teaching cats math but they couldnt do it
>>153725

Probably for the same reasons that I haven't opened mine--
You people always just screech like autistic baby chimps having a tantrum, and give me unending shit, whenever I mention having a board that requires any sort of login account in order to access it and post there
Replies: >>153730
>>153729
roo nobody believes your lies go away
i promise to spam feces all over your site roo the day you allow sign ups
Replies: >>153732
>>153731

There would never be "open signup/registration"...I'm not naive lol
Replies: >>153733
>>153732 *
> "open signup/registration" 

* Like Jole, or some other malicious retard, wouldn't immediately create create 100+ login accounts for himself...nigga pls
Replies: >>153736 >>153737
>>153725
If Session didn't exist I might consider it, lol.
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>>153734
session kinda sucks though
Replies: >>153742
>>153733
roo scared of the mighty jole
Replies: >>153737
>>153736

>>153733
> or some other malicious retard
Replies: >>153739
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>>153737
like who?
Replies: >>153741
>>153739

Like the same kind of retard who report trolled all the wholesome and funny emotes on Catmin's "moobiecats" CyTube, getting them all deleted 
We have no shortage of that sort of malicious retard around here tbh
Replies: >>153743 >>153746
>>153735
Sometimes, yeah.
>>153741
wasn't that you lol
Replies: >>153744
>>153743

Honest to God...just shut the fuck up...I'm so sick of your stupid bullshit tbqh
> It's just bantz, Bro
Yeah...whatever...fuck you in the ass with a flaming baseball bat tbh
Replies: >>153745 >>153748
>>153744
i cant breathe from laughrte
>>153741
is reporting free speech?
Replies: >>153749 >>153750
i would assume not because you are using your speech to attempt to oppress anothers freedom of expression
so its not free
Replies: >>153749
>>153744
😆
>>153747
>>153746

It is the literal opposite of "free speech" tbh
>>153746
yes according to roo getting deplatformed is free speech
Replies: >>153753
auschwitz but all the prisoners are brandons and all the guards are 6'9 nazi joles making the brandons do wacky things like cs:s jailbreak
lg
>>153750
> according to roo

No...that would be "according to" the herdniggers...who must not to be confused with the herdnegroes, they're actually pretty cool
Shit day at work (still going) machines not working we have 1 guy less than we should have, non stop physical work for 5 hours now part of its my fault because I did optional physical work to distract myself from exploding at work because of my thoughts
>>153754
post cock
>>153754
cope
>>153754
im having  shit day at work too but its cause brandon hasnt bene here in awhile
Replies: >>153759
>>153754
But then machine broke down and I had to do even more physical work :)) had to stop my food break I warmed the food and then had to go back
Replies: >>153760
>>153757
Many such cases
>>153758
Anyway when I get back home I might goon for hours and get a heart attack
Replies: >>153761 >>153787
>>153760
>get a heart attack
vaxxed
Replies: >>153762
>>153761
true
why do we have green trips now anyways what colour theorist came up with salmon green combo
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>>153763
We are saving the world green trip saves more energy
oooo we get green trips but we cant even have hover features to show how many posts a trip has made in x thread despite every other engine having it for decades
thanks tom!111111
>>153355
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/1688bf.webm
>>153754
One guy less because he's fixing the machine? Or because he can't be useful without a machine?
>>153768
their repair crew is missing one guy is what he's saying
>>153763
Pink was harder to see;(
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>>153754
>Shit day at work (still going)
I answered an email and spent 3 hours watching YouTube videos, good day at work for me so far^^
silvia won
>>153771
>3 hours watching YouTube videos
3 hour child swimsuit compilation?
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>>153773
Mostly dancing and gymnastics today^^
https://catchan.top/file/836d4a14e71b2a513a74f96cec833ffddd28030e8e66dfcb9fc8f78f1a2a3d1d.mp4
>>153770
>Pink was harder to see;(
so? just give roo one of those high contrast themes and the rest of us can have pink everything with no contrast
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>>153775
I think anyone not using a dark theme is losing anyways and most colours look good on dark theme. The default is pretty ugly.
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>>153600
Sex 
>>153632
Lol
>>153634
Yassss slay sis 💅 
>>153656
>I got groomed 
>>153686
Exercise/Run get a sports hobby
>>153718
Thanks
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>>153771
i taught a coworker how to copy and paste a web request because they were fucking it up trying to recreate it manually

>>153776
>The default is pretty ugly.
but i dont change default themes cause it helps me differentiate altchans
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>>153777
I did long post because I thought there is more posts so I didn't want posts to disappear before im back from work
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>>153777
>>I got groomed 
Yeah, the male role models in my family groomed me into loving women and girls too much, sad!
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>>153778
>but i dont change default themes cause it helps me differentiate altchans
This is the main reason why I didn't make Tomorrow the default here even though it's infinitely better (the onion site is Tomorrow already).
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>>153781
then this site would just look like a shitty spacechan rip off
>>153779
Posts get moved instead of deleted atm.
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>>153768

No we don't have enough men in the work
>>153771
Lol
>>153783
Oh yeah I forgot
Its not really shitty day I quite enjoyed the chaos since i did everything right and was in control of it just physical af

>>153760
And this was a joke im not anywhere near to heart attack id go for forever 🕶️
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>>153787
Just wanted excuse to tell about it tbh
Sometimes nothing happens but sometimes the job is hell most couldn't handle it put I have good stamina for lifting
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>>153789
Strong Swedish femboy.
Replies: >>153794
koomie grew too powerful
>>153787
Usually the chaos days go a lot faster anyways, so can be good and bad depending how you look at it?
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South Korea is going crazy?
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>>153790
Thanks
>>153792
Yeah cant wait to get back home
😭😭😭
>>153780
So should everyone be pedophile then? 😊 
Wouldn't mind.
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>>153768
We have seperate people here for that mechanic/electronic
>>153793
>South Korea is going crazy?
looks like a nothing burger i got dick baited by the headlines when i woke up thinking kim was gonna do something >>153715
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>>153797
Paedos needs to have children and raise their children to be such, probably the best way? People are very often like their surroundings, and family is the best source for that generally.
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>>153799
Yeah I am not seeing much. President declared martial law and law makers said no, so I guess we wait to see if the president says too bad and does it anyways despite it being "illegal" to do? And it has nothing to do with NK from what I see though he is claiming it's because of them? Not much news is written on it yet, lol.
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>>153800
>Often like surroundings
If you mean how parents raise yeah because none of us kids are like our parents our parents raised us much more leniently than their parents who used belt sometimes and stuff More stricter
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>>153801
isnt SKs economy shit to be doing this?
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>>153802
My dad is great smart and hardworkin, social but I'm not
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>>153802
Usually strictness skips generations it seems to me. Definitely true in my family and most other families I know close enough.
>>153803
Yeah not enough people are watching Star Craft these days;(
>>153804
Intelligence isn't a social thing (though willingness to learn might be?). That's probably more genetic. Work ethic should be social though.
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>>153807
Social skills can suck it. Only phoneys and fake are social.
>>153807
I was born retarded just like Brandon was bald
Stolen Ukrainian children put up for adoption on websites funded by Vladimir Putin
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/12/03/stolen-ukrainian-children-forced-adoption-russia-putin/
>>153810
How much? Is any of the Likas there?
>>153810
>“Ukraine will not rest until our children are returned home and those responsible are held accountable.” Zelensky, said.
>>153810
silvia already bought whole bunch of em with crypto
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>>153812
Kolomoisky want to buy them all back cheap to start LS Azov. Tho only blondes this time, obviously.
>>153810
How much?
>>153810
Children were rescues from combat zones, you mean. Also this is old news, being regurgitated and embellished in an attempt to...well, you know the drill. 
>Russia bad! Give us money!
>>153813
I'd unironically buy all the cute girls if they were actually for sale, but this is a lie, lol.
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>>153817
Fuck. Cant trust the news then maan..
>>153812
>jew only talks about kids
uhuh yea
little boys will be defending kyiv with sticks that look like guns
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>>153821
>I shot you, you're dead!
<Nuh uh
>>153812
hate this jew
>brandon is MIA
https://files.catbox.moe/uie63k.gif
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>>153810
UuuuUuuooOOoooOooowwwWwWww😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
>>153824
Well congrats for Brandon for his new gender 
#RespectBransRights
>>153754
>to distract myself from exploding at work because of my thoughts
Take meds schizo
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>>153827
brandon sells these
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>>153738
>*gawk-gawk-gawk-gawk-gawk*
>>153828
He has a sweat shop of negro childes in his basement cutting & prepping & pressing the tablets
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>>153754
What are you moving
Replies: >>153833
>>153830
its so nice knowing my product was hand made and quality controlled by a negroid instead of some jew machine 3000
>>153831
>What are you moving
donald trump ballots
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>>153754
Also why are you doing nigger work?
>Military says martial law will be maintained until lifted by president
hey assholes thats not how votes work
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>>153833
Lol
>>153835
Pretty sure the president is smarter than most voters so it only makes sense that his vote matters more, and he votes martial law is okay!
Replies: >>153839
God bless democracy!
>>153837
id rather have a monarchy with brandon selected by God
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>>153672
I thought you weren't in nam.... I thought you were conscripted in 1971 or some shit
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>>153840
i was in nam and i had the mud on my face like arnold did in the predator movie
i hope if we have martial law they dont cut brandon off that would ruin my life
>>153839
That would unironically be better than any current system except for the occasional meth endemic
>>153840

I was conscripted...trained...and then sent to VietNam for about 18 months
After that, they sent me to West Berlin for about 6 months
Then, my required hitch in the Army was finished abd they let me go...I was REFRAD'd (processed out) at HQ USAREUR in Heidelberg
I stayed in Europe for roughly another 6 months just to fuck around and smoke hashish and shit, just because I could...mostly in Amsterdam...and then returned to the USA right before my 6 month eligibility for the free transportation home expired

This is the exact same chronology of events, regarding my time in the Army, that I have posted many times in the past...both here on CatChan, and also on other sites
>>153844 *
> sent to VietNam for about 18 months * 

* I meant 12 months...typographical error
>>153844
>>153845 *

* All-in-all...I spent a total of about 24 months in the Army
>>153844
How many mascots did you shoot?
Replies: >>153848
>>153847

None...I wasn't in Tibet, or Bhutan...completely different "Gooks" lol
>>153845
lol look at this stolen valour guy cant keep his story straight
Replies: >>153856
I like Ruu.
>>153845
You said you were in the army for 18 months as radio tech spy behind enemy slav lines, and that it was 18 months instead of 12 because of the additional 6 months technical school training 

You literally specified that you never went to vietnam and so never had charlie spooks shooting at you from the trees

And you literally said you were conscripted in '71-'72 you fucking lying fed piece of shit

And your story of being shot at & returning fire against slav reconnaissance scouts on more than one occasion while basically "never being able to pack up & flee your position" and needing to stand your ground makes no fucking sense because why wouldn't they just radio your position to other squads nearby or to some watckeep outpost 

Fucking retarded lying fed kike boomer faggot kill yourself
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>>153851
easy enzo. I heard him talk about  the `Nam before
Replies: >>153854
This is a message to Roo's supervisor: the old man's gone senile and can't even keep a basic story straight after a less than a fortnight since spinning 

Time to old-yella this retarded commiekike has-been
>>153852
HE LITERALLY SAID HE NEVER WENT THERE LIKE A WEEK AGO
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>>153854
yeah but im tellin you the week before he said he did went n go!
>>153849
>>153849
>>153849
>>153849
>>153849
>>153849
>>153849
>>153849
>>153849
>>153849
Replies: >>153876
Is there a function to search the whole board?
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>>153857
yes
Replies: >>153860
https://x.com/SonnohZankan/status/1863989768205263056
Replies: >>153879
>>153858
I can't find it :\
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>>153860
Ctrl + F?
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>>153861
Oh I thought you wrote thread
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>>153863
Oh, me two. Sorry>>153860
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>>153861
???
That obviously works when you're in each thread but the entire board at once?
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>>153863
>>153865
Ok nvm
>>153866
Wiiiiiieeeeeeee WoooooOOoooooooo
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>>153868
Who cares if nigger IQ's do retarded shit without condom
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>>153869
This, tbh. ima send it to the Nobel litterature price commitee to have you wind the fucking lot with this post. Brilliant.
Fuck I wish I was like brandon archiving all the threads
>inb4 roo disappears for another few months
Silvo PM
Anyone wanna watch Smile 2 tomorrow? Looks fun.
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>>153874
wtf is this tinder?
>>153856
thanks i only made that post so the patch faction would like me more
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>>153876
>the rodent plays both sides
>>153857
No, only for thread OP. You have to go into each thread to search something from it.
>>153859
If any turmoil benefits America, you can assume America did it. If it doesn't, then Russia did it. Source: most of the comments on any news page, lol.
Trump just launched his fragrance line, I bought every single one

https://gettrumpfragrances.com/
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>>153874
What kind of movie is it?
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>>153880
>$200
wtf
>>153880
Bet it smells terrible, LOL.
Replies: >>153885
>>153881
Horror
>>153883
Kamala lost
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>>153885
Trump won, he's already selling out of his perfume^^
we missed the victory drop with the pez head
>Trump Fragrances are not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals.

But does he get money though?
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>>153888
yes but its completely unrelated to the chinese sewer piss you just sprayed on your body so he isnt liable
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>>153889
Now that's good business.
>>153888
Yeah of course else they'd get sued into oblivion
Replies: >>153893
trumptards will buy anything with his name on it. worse than onlyfans simps
>>153891
Only if sold in America though? What's stopping me from selling Trump perfume myself outside of America?
Replies: >>153895
Buy Trump perfume, 500 Dogecoin a bottle (token not related to smell). trumperfume.pk
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>>153893
the fact that there arent many buyers
>>153894
bottled catpiss
Replies: >>153900
>The website selling Trump-branded shoes that is run by CIC Ventures LLC, a company that Trump reported owning in his 2023 financial report
Same company
Replies: >>153898
>>153897
yea but thats not donald trump its his sock puppet
nestle products are too high quality and addictive
>>153896
It's a collectable, you're not supposed to actually wear it. Should have read the fine print!
>>153885
https://files.catbox.moe/noztf1.mp4
>>153902
she needs to show her tits more
>>153902
get blue light lenses so the jews cant see youre aryan
Wat is teh onion addresse?
Replies: >>153909
https://files.catbox.moe/7bb4d3.mp4
>>153906
i came
>>153906
WHORE!
Replies: >>153912
>>153905
rfjzn4omdg3zrcouoe5oxi3fzhf5ipgl4va2cpfryphzlyradwcperid.onion
>>153908
>>153902
I wanna see her play Hermione in Russian Harry Potter adaptation
>>153906
Punch Angel in the gut, twist Angel's arm, kick Angel down the stairs
Replies: >>153918
Patch im sorry please come back
>>153914
nd fuck her hard, pussy, ass, mouth
>>153902
On her way to Hogwarts?
my grandmother never fails to mention im not wearing a bra this is the same woman who sexually assaults me out of the blue every now and then
Replies: >>153921
>>153920
take a picture
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>>153921
of you braless not the grandmother
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>>153922
HAHAHHA
Mascot do they sag?
wear the white shirt again without a bra
Replies: >>153926
>>153925
Are they pointy?
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